Husband and wife wackiness

[Darke Katt]

Anyway, hubby is pawing around my shirt to find that I wasn't wearing a bra. Then he decides to lift my shirt, and I try to stop him from doing that, and he's saying "I'm not gonna believe it until its not butter!"

Um..you just had to be there.

[Mr Unoriginal]

That reminds of the time my wife was tryin to grab the ol package. And she was like "Damn yo, I know you be wearing a codpiece". Well I wasn't so I was like "Nah B, IT'S THE THICKER QUICKER PICKER-UPPER!"

tee hee

[Darke Katt]

*Dies laughing* That's great! :D Anyone else got one?

[JSweeney]

I was gonna post something, but then I remembered.. oh yeah, I'm not married.

:)

[Mr Unoriginal]

I was gonna post something, but then I remembered.. oh yeah, I'm not married.

:)

Didn't stop me!

[WhipSmartBanky]

PARKAY'D!

[Scrubking]

Let's keep the family porn to a minimum.

[Mr. Anderson]

There can never be to much family porn! Or CAN there? Hmmmm....

[daphatty]

Nice. :lol:

[MorganWebbLover]

One time my wife gave me a prostate examination does that count ?

[MorganWebbLover]

And lost her wedding ring .

[Wshakspear]

brings new meaning to digging for gold

[RedvsBlue]

And lost her wedding ring .

That is awful. Just for that I get to take over your avatar.

[MorganWebbLover]

You Wish bitch ^^

[WhipSmartBanky]

And lost her wedding ring .

That wasn't her ring...that was her watch.

[metroidkiller9]

that wasnt her watch, that was my watch

[st0neface]

you gave mwl a prostate exam? :shock:

[MorganWebbLover]

No I made a mistake it was metroidkiller9 Mom's had up my ass and she was also giving me a reach around .

[metroidkiller9]

you have sex with 60 year old broads? thats gross bro...

[Mr. Anderson]

^^ Indeed it is.

[magilacudy]

These forums have reached a new low. And I'm not talking about Morgan Webb's boobs. :shock: :)

[JSweeney]

No kidding. Those are the kind of D.R.E's that I don't want to hear about. Of course, just mentioning D.R.E's would probably prompt someone to tell you to call or send it to Sony, which would be an interesting situation.

[jdpimp]

I think you need to call or send it to Sony, and they can find your watch for free.

[XboxMaster]

Hey, wasn't this about family porn? Where the hell is it?!

[Theenternal]

I don't know about the whole family, how about someone show just the sisters

[XboxMaster]

Yeah, let me rephrase that.

Hey, wasn't this about wives and husbands under 35 porn? Then where the hell is it?!

[Scrubking]

Hey, wasn't this about family porn? Where the hell is it?!

Yeah, I said keep it to a minimum not stop altogether.

Also make sure to include pics of future stories as well. :P

[MorganWebbLover]

you have sex with 60 year old broads? thats gross bro...


Yeah old sluts know how to put out .

[MorganWebbLover]

These forums have reached a new low. And I'm not talking about Morgan Webb's boobs.


Good one Long Duck Dong that was almost funny keep trying maybe next time .

[st0neface]

What do you have against magilacudy? Thats the second time you went off on him for making a joke about Morgan Webb (who, by the way, sucks)

[MorganWebbLover]

Jizzface don't make me put my foot up your ass to . And your little butt buddy Mike .

[Mr. Anderson]

Yeesh, everybody is gettin' a little testy here. And by everybody, I mean MWL.

[jdpimp]

He's always a little testy, its because his one true love is a MAN BABY!

[XboxMaster]

What do you have against magilacudy? Thats the second time you went off on him for making a joke about Morgan Webb (who, by the way, sucks)

Sucks in which way?

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Wow... Hope this doesn't turn into a flaming war, innocent darkekatt decided to share her uh.. personal life to the CAGers and then there gotta be all flaming up in here.. just think people if there was less violence and flaming there would be more sex stories right about now!! so come on people don't fight, just have sex...

[XboxMaster]

Wow... Hope this doesn't turn into a flaming war, innocent darkekatt decided to share her uh.. personal life to the CAGers and then there gotta be all flaming up in here.. just think people if there was less violence and flaming there would be more sex stories right about now!! so come on people don't fight, just have sex...

Yes, let's get these sex stories going.

[Mr. Anderson]

Why don't you share some, the x0thedeadzone0x? :wink:

[Southberm]

Jizzface don't make me put my foot up your ass to . And your little butt buddy Mike .
WOW. Do you also share morgan webb's periods or something

[XboxMaster]

I'll tell one. Ok, here is goes:

One night when my thumbs were exhausted from the sweet caress of an Xbox controller playing Wolfenstein on Xbox Live, my curiosity ran like it had never ran before. An idea popped into my mind and intrigued me. I picked up the TV controller and skimmed through the higher movie channels. Looking as movie rating after movie rating went buy under the title of the film. I passed one titled "Adult" and my thumb stopped putting pressure on the "Up" button. I layed on the couch, my hand reached for my zipper...................................and the rest is history

This story is original 'cause I'm sure none of yall have ever had this kinda or experience, right? :wink:

[Southberm]

what are you telling us its a magic moment to have sex with your hand all alone while playing videogames. Is this the story of ur life?

[XboxMaster]

Well, it was supposed to be a joke, but it seems I'll just get flamed for it. Oh well, everyone is bound to make mistakes in life.

[JSweeney]

You are just more apt to do so, eh?

[Mustang O-Line 75]

This is not LUE

Please make sure it doesn't turn into it

[magilacudy]

Jizzface don't make me put my foot up your ass to . And your little butt buddy Mike .

I don't check this thread for one day and now its a warzone? With me as a target? Yo MWL, I don't know what your problem is, but seriously you should calm down there chief. Half of your comments don't make sense, and the other half I don't want to know. I don't know if its some of your teen angst talking or what, but it definitely doesn't belong here.

[Wshakspear]

I gots hair down thar! ...i can braid it.


Now that ive got your attention, REMOVE STICKS FROM ASS!

[evilmax17]

I gots hair down thar! ...i can braid it.


Now that ive got your attention, REMOVE STICKS FROM ASS!

Your avatar ups the disturbing-quotient of this post quite a bit...

[alongx]

I think about half of the comments in this thread can be summed up by the following image:


http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319l.jpg

man i love penny arcade.

[MorganWebbLover]

I don't check this thread for one day and now its a warzone? With me as a target? Yo MWL, I don't know what your problem is, but seriously you should calm down there chief. Half of your comments don't make sense, and the other half I don't want to know. I don't know if its some of your teen angst talking or what, but it definitely doesn't belong here.


Sorry dude but I haven't been a Teenager for quite some time . But there was a some teen angst in my bed last night but that was from two high school cheerleaders I picked up.


I apologize magilacudy i'll be cool from now on .

[st0neface]

I think Sam Jackson puts it best: "I thought you were gonna be cool. When you yell at me, it makes me nervous. When I get nervous, I get scared. And when mother fuck ers get scared, that's when mother fuck ers get accidentally shot."

[WhipSmartBanky]

Sorry dude but I haven't been a Teenager for quite some time . But there was a some teen angst in my bed last night but that was from two high school cheerleaders I picked up.

*cough*statutory*hack*

[JSweeney]

I don't check this thread for one day and now its a warzone? With me as a target? Yo MWL, I don't know what your problem is, but seriously you should calm down there chief. Half of your comments don't make sense, and the other half I don't want to know. I don't know if its some of your teen angst talking or what, but it definitely doesn't belong here.


Sorry dude but I haven't been a Teenager for quite some time . But there was a some teen angst in my bed last night but that was from two high school cheerleaders I picked up.


I apologize magilacudy i'll be cool from now on .

Hank Hill (from King of the Hill): "Just when I thought I heard the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."

[Troopa]

My fiancee and I would sneak around in church and do "stuff." We also did in the back of her mom's car at night while her mom was driving. Hands are very sneaky. We never got caught.

[MorganWebbLover]

Wow really did you guy's also pay spin the bottle ?

[MorganWebbLover]

and have a slumber party ?

[Darke Katt]

I'll tell one. Ok, here is goes:

One night when my thumbs were exhausted from the sweet caress of an Xbox controller playing Wolfenstein on Xbox Live, my curiosity ran like it had never ran before. An idea popped into my mind and intrigued me. I picked up the TV controller and skimmed through the higher movie channels. Looking as movie rating after movie rating went buy under the title of the film. I passed one titled "Adult" and my thumb stopped putting pressure on the "Up" button. I layed on the couch, my hand reached for my zipper...................................and the rest is history

This story is original 'cause I'm sure none of yall have ever had this kinda or experience, right? :wink:

Heheh. Reminds me of a joke.

Mothers get Mother's Day, Fathers get Father's Day, what do bachelors get?

Palm Sunday.

[Scrubking]

http://textamerica.com/user.images/img_380807/T40403302337190.jpg

What the fuck is up with this? Why do people have no respect and keep putting up gigantic sig pics? Keep the damn pics to a reasonable size!

[XboxMaster]

My fiancee and I would sneak around in church and do "stuff." We also did in the back of her mom's car at night while her mom was driving. Hands are very sneaky. We never got caught.

Thankyou, someone finally sticked to the subject again. Okay, sex stories commence.

[Wshakspear]

I gots hair down thar! ...i can braid it.


Now that ive got your attention, REMOVE STICKS FROM ASS!

Your avatar ups the disturbing-quotient of this post quite a bit...

Any body for some Pork? :twisted:

[Mr. Anderson]

MWL, that is the biggest sig I have ever seen. TONE IT DOWN. Jeez. Somebody please think of the dial-up'ers! Not everybody can afford broadband!