24 Pages of good April Fools jokes (& other pranks)

[SS4Brolly]

With great power, comes great responsibility.

http://gear.ign.com/articles/373/373267p1.html?fromint=1

I got a big kick just out of reading some of these.

[godhatesjustyou]

"Take a dump on a piece of aluminum foil. Wrap up the turd in the foil. Leave the turd underneath the vic's passenger side car seat. It rules because there's no mess, just a stinking, fresh, steaming loaf in the dude's car that will reek for days. Eat corn the day before. "

haha!
that is wrong on so many levels.

[Wshakspear]

"You know the little tank thing that holds the windshield washer spray in the engine compartment? Just piss in a bottle then pour it in the little tank. Alternatively, you could just do it to your own car and turn them outward so they spray pedestrians."

wrong just wrong...lol...

[SneakyPenguin]

the yeast one is the best. id try it, but i value my life too much.

[godhatesjustyou]

"This is actually not that complicated, but your heart really has to be in it. Go to a bathroom with a plunger next to the toilet. Oh yeah, before hand, you have to eat a whole mess of burritos. Take a crap, hopefully a long ass-one, in the toilet. Then, with a sharp nail or a drill, make small holes in the plunger rubber area. Small holes - so nobody can see them. Then just leave.

When the janitor comes and tries to unclog the toilet with the plunger, the s**t juice will squirt out of the plunger and onto his shirt or worse, his face. Why? When you push the plunger, it creates a vacuum and then all the stuff in the toilet gets pushed out through the holes in the plunger. "

again, just wrong. why would you wanna play with your poo? just isn't right i tell you.

[XboxMaster]

"This is actually not that complicated, but your heart really has to be in it. Go to a bathroom with a plunger next to the toilet. Oh yeah, before hand, you have to eat a whole mess of burritos. Take a crap, hopefully a long ass-one, in the toilet. Then, with a sharp nail or a drill, make small holes in the plunger rubber area. Small holes - so nobody can see them. Then just leave.

When the janitor comes and tries to unclog the toilet with the plunger, the s**t juice will squirt out of the plunger and onto his shirt or worse, his face. Why? When you push the plunger, it creates a vacuum and then all the stuff in the toilet gets pushed out through the holes in the plunger. "

again, just wrong. why would you wanna play with your poo? just isn't right i tell you.

LOL, now that one is good.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

No no no, you are all amateurs!! I just read the ENTIRE site full of pranks and here are the best ones
Mmm…

This prank works best with your arch nemesis only if he is a heavy sleeper. Wait till one evening when your enemy is at his home asleep. Sneak into his house and into his bedroom, and while he is sleeping, EAT him. Completely devour him, bones and all. Then on your way out throw a huge fish into his washing machine. His house will start to stink in a few days.

and of course the timeless:
Savage Art

Check this one out!!! I did this to a neighbor once and you should have seen his reaction.

Supplies: 1. Tire iron 2. A good strong foot 3. A full bladder

First, you go over to a pet-owning enemy's house. Then you find the animal (you may need to break into the house), take out the tire iron and beat the little s**t to death. Smash its little face in. Next, tuck the rotting puppy dog carcass into his bed, hide in a nearby closet and wait there till bedtime. When he climbs into bed watch his reaction. Then PISS IN HIS HAIR!!!

Till this day he doesn't know it was me; I used a mask. MAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE SORRY BASTARD'S REACTIONS. GOLDEN.

(( This is the funniest thing I've read in months. If you have to ask if it is real, or if this sounds like a genuinely good idea to you, then get help. I know this isn't real a prank, but I just wanted to share a good laugh. ))

Mm delicious, killing and eating for pranks!
If you think i'm serious, get psychological help.

[godhatesjustyou]

http://img22.photobucket.com/albums/v67/godhatesjustyou/pranks10top.jpg

....ok, that was on top of page 10.. what kind of demented prank is that!?

[MorganWebbLover]

No no no, you are all amateurs!! I just read the ENTIRE site full of pranks and here are the best ones
Mmm…

This prank works best with your arch nemesis only if he is a heavy sleeper. Wait till one evening when your enemy is at his home asleep. Sneak into his house and into his bedroom, and while he is sleeping, EAT him. Completely devour him, bones and all. Then on your way out throw a huge fish into his washing machine. His house will start to stink in a few days.

and of course the timeless:
Savage Art

Check this one out!!! I did this to a neighbor once and you should have seen his reaction.

Supplies: 1. Tire iron 2. A good strong foot 3. A full bladder

First, you go over to a pet-owning enemy's house. Then you find the animal (you may need to break into the house), take out the tire iron and beat the little s**t to death. Smash its little face in. Next, tuck the rotting puppy dog carcass into his bed, hide in a nearby closet and wait there till bedtime. When he climbs into bed watch his reaction. Then PISS IN HIS HAIR!!!

Till this day he doesn't know it was me; I used a mask. MAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE SORRY BASTARD'S REACTIONS. GOLDEN.

(( This is the funniest thing I've read in months. If you have to ask if it is real, or if this sounds like a genuinely good idea to you, then get help. I know this isn't real a prank, but I just wanted to share a good laugh. ))

Mm delicious, killing and eating for pranks!
If you think i'm serious, get psychological help.




Please come to my neighborhood and try that in my house I promise that it will be that last breath you take asshole . WTF is wrong with you ?

[Mr. Anderson]

I've gotta go with MWL on this one, that was pretty damn retarded. Not funny at all.

[XboxMaster]

Yeah, that one where you smash the dog's face in was bland and not funny.

Anyway, I know I'm gonna try a couple of those when my friend or friends come over tommorow night.

[XboxMaster]

Bzzzzzzzzz

People with braces often sleep with their mouth wide open. All this prank requires is a nine-volt battery. When the vic falls asleep, simply place the battery on their braces. The bladder of the poor vic will flow like a river. The brain normally sends a small electrical charge to the bladder and urinate. The battery sends a large charge!

This reminded me that you can also just touch a nine-volt to a sleeper's tongue. The zap is quite minor and will not seriously hurt the vic, but they should definitely get a start. I have never heard of this quality of braces. However, they obviously conduct very well, so it seems like it could work. Go try and let me know. Just lay off anyone with a pacemaker.

I'd REALLY like to try this one tommorow night as I don't have any oreos. He says that "they should definitely get a start." Do you think he means they will like wake up shocked or he means their bladder will get a start? I'd be more fond of doing this if he meant their bladder would get a start. Can any of yall answer my question?

[doraemonkerpal]

LMAO!

[Mr Unoriginal]

Bzzzzzzzzz

People with braces often sleep with their mouth wide open. All this prank requires is a nine-volt battery. When the vic falls asleep, simply place the battery on their braces. The bladder of the poor vic will flow like a river. The brain normally sends a small electrical charge to the bladder and urinate. The battery sends a large charge!

This reminded me that you can also just touch a nine-volt to a sleeper's tongue. The zap is quite minor and will not seriously hurt the vic, but they should definitely get a start. I have never heard of this quality of braces. However, they obviously conduct very well, so it seems like it could work. Go try and let me know. Just lay off anyone with a pacemaker.


I'd REALLY like to try this one tommorow night as I don't have any oreos. He says that "they should definitely get a start." Do you think he means they will like wake up shocked or he means their bladder will get a start? I'd be more fond of doing this if he meant their bladder would get a start. Can any of yall answer my question?

I have touched my tongue to a 9-volt battery and I did not piss myself. But it does give you a pretty decent shock. You obvioulsy have to touch both connectors at once.

[st0neface]

I did it all the time in High School, its a tiny zap, it doesn't do much at all.

[XboxMaster]

So you're saying they don't piss their pants, just get a shock?