View Full Version : Whats your favorite bad movie?
SneakyPenguin
04-03-2004, 09:25 AM
got the idea from defender. post the worst movie you can think o, but still actually like it.
for me its the old 1966 batman. adam west vs. a rubber shark...you can see the mold lines for chrissake!
also kung pow is pretty high up there.
danh920
04-03-2004, 09:29 AM
dead alive
R.O.T.O.R. It trancends badness. It is to badness how we are to ants. It's also totally enjoyable on a comedic level.
alongx
04-03-2004, 10:53 AM
resident evil
Ebraum
04-03-2004, 10:57 AM
Joe Dirt
st0neface
04-03-2004, 11:08 AM
Dude, Where's My Car?
punqsux
04-03-2004, 11:10 AM
attack of the the eye creatures
Firebrand
04-03-2004, 11:11 AM
Pink Flamingo's. One of the best movies ever really, but most squares would call it the worst movie of all time.
SolinariDotCom
04-03-2004, 11:12 AM
Batman.
Pink Flamingo's. One of the best movies ever really, but most squares would call it the worst movie of all time.
How could anyone not love an overweight transvestite eating dog poo?
hxhawkeye
04-03-2004, 11:29 AM
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.
Classics! :D
ZForce915
04-03-2004, 11:35 AM
Mitchell.
Even his name says, "is that a beer"?
redgopher
04-03-2004, 11:42 AM
resident evil
That movie doesn't suck!
Of course that was coming from someone with that dumbass John Stamos as an avatar. WTF are you thinking?
magilacudy
04-03-2004, 11:44 AM
Me, Myself and Irene
punqsux
04-03-2004, 11:45 AM
re sucked hardcore, it was brutal to sit through
mitchell rocks! thepart where hes fighting with thekid on the bike is awesome ^^
redgopher
04-03-2004, 11:50 AM
Bah, screw you. I guess theres just going to be more open seats for me at RE: Apocalypse.
punqsux
04-03-2004, 11:56 AM
ill prolly still see it, i do go to movies to make fun of them
its just with resident evil they took a game that was soooooo adaptable to a movie, fired geroge romero!!!!!!!!! and put out a really shitty action movie, that just happened to have zombies in it
goukill1120
04-03-2004, 12:10 PM
let's see Anaconda, How High and Mortal Kombat Annihilation. I love quoting anacondas' "its been so long since I had a women." it cracks me and my frineds up.
x0thedeadzone0x
04-03-2004, 12:13 PM
Me, Myself and Irene wasn't a bad movie at all. It was hilarious, very crude, but not bad. Neither was bill and ted's excellent adventures, good movies!!
When Mars Attacks. I just saw it today and realized how cheesy/wacked out Tim Burton really is (refer to Big Fish, Nightmare Before Christmas, James before Giant Peach, etc.)
Though I love it ;) :)
SolinariDotCom
04-03-2004, 12:25 PM
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation was.. ag.. terrible.
Resident Evil wasn't bad at all, imo..
thatstoobad
04-03-2004, 12:47 PM
cabin boy is a good bad one.
i also like street fighter starring jean claude van damme.
FaintDeftone
04-03-2004, 01:19 PM
Jeepers Creepers
Darke Katt
04-03-2004, 01:28 PM
The Pebble and the Penguin. >:D
Spruce
04-03-2004, 02:41 PM
John Carpenter's They Live...Roddy Piper at his finest...
CaseyRyback
04-03-2004, 02:45 PM
I do not think anyone even has to ask me :lol:
dtcarson
04-03-2004, 03:51 PM
Cannibal! The Musical
Ironically, I can't stand South Park.
RE wasn't bad, as long as you turned off your brain and enjoyed it for what it was.
godhatesjustyou
04-03-2004, 04:00 PM
like someone said, How High. i thought it would absolutly blow because we all know rappers can't make movies, but yeah, this movie had its moments.
Wshakspear
04-03-2004, 04:16 PM
Cannibal! The Musical
This is only watchable if you have the Drunken commentary on...and THEN its the best crappy movie ever
Hotdog the Movie.
It is a crappy sking movie that I love.
PapiChullo
04-03-2004, 06:35 PM
28 Days Later
Wshakspear
04-03-2004, 06:42 PM
Hotdog the Movie.
It is a crappy sking movie that I love.
...you made me remember that existed.
Back to the ward i go...
I get a kick out of watching shitty movies.
Any one watch Troma movies (The Toxic Avenger, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, Blondes Have More Guns). That is the cream of the crop for shitty flicks.
Mr. Anderson
04-03-2004, 07:18 PM
Me, Myself and Irene wasn't a bad movie at all. It was hilarious, very crude, but not bad. Neither was bill and ted's excellent adventures, good movies!!
When Mars Attacks. I just saw it today and realized how cheesy/wacked out Tim Burton really is (refer to Big Fish, Nightmare Before Christmas, James before Giant Peach, etc.)
Though I love it ;) :)
I think James and the Giant Peach was his best movie.
As for the worst movie, Anaconda. The waterfall in one scence is going UP. How did this movie make it past editing?!
XboxMaster
04-03-2004, 07:43 PM
List of what I think DOESN'T suck but what was said sucked on this thread:
1.)Joe Dirt
2.)Resident Evil
3.)How High
I don't see how you think Joe Dirt isn't funny. I still laugh when I see it and I've seen it like twenty times. I can understand why you think RE is a bad movie, but I think it's a decent straight-up action movie. How High is hilarious as well, but I have a soft spot for racial steryotype movies, like How High and all the Fridays. I'm also pretty easily entertained. I guess my favorite bad movie would be Jay and Silent Bob. Well, I don't really think it's bad, but I'm sure ALOT of ppl do think it is.
TomCloud9
04-03-2004, 08:02 PM
Cheech and chong movies are the worst if your not stoned.
MorganWebbLover
04-03-2004, 08:05 PM
Big Trouble in Little China. When i was little i used to watch this movie almost everyday I must have seen it atleast 50 times . It's got a huge cheese factor but still a very good movie .
Sea Dragon
04-05-2004, 08:20 PM
Kitten With a Whip
DPawlik349
04-05-2004, 10:31 PM
Plan Nine from Outer Space
guessed
04-05-2004, 10:47 PM
Well, it was critically panned, but I love Hudson Hawk.
wookieballz
04-05-2004, 10:59 PM
Starship Troopers.
SneakyPenguin
04-05-2004, 11:01 PM
Starship Troopers.
i loved ST. nothing like the book, but a good, violent b-movie.
SneakyPenguin
04-10-2004, 03:18 PM
hasnt been hit in a while so bump
jlarlee
04-10-2004, 03:32 PM
id have to say national lampoons van wilder
XboxMaster
04-10-2004, 03:46 PM
Starship Troopers.
Oh yeah! That movie is AWESOME!!!
Medium_Pimpin
04-10-2004, 04:07 PM
Im gonna say 'Half Baked', or 'Don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood'.
CrashMog
04-10-2004, 04:11 PM
Darkness Falls.
"If you put me in the dark, she'll get me..."
"When this hospital goes dark, we're all dead."
INCREDIBLE writing.
bignick
04-11-2004, 01:15 AM
let's see Anaconda, How High and Mortal Kombat Annihilation. I love quoting anacondas' "its been so long since I had a women." it cracks me and my frineds up.
there's snakes out there this big?
Three O'clock High. It came out in the late 80's, and was overshadowed by some other great "teen" movies (Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller), but I strongly suggest this movie to anyone.
TheRock88
04-11-2004, 01:43 AM
Pearl Harbor. The battle scenes were great and Kate Beckinsale was smokin in the movie.
BlueStorm781
04-11-2004, 01:47 AM
A lot of people did not like this one, but for some reason I did. "A View To A Kill", Roger Moore's last forray as James Bond. I think at this point the writers didn't have any ideas left or ran out of books to adapt, plus Moore was getting up there in years. But it's fun to watch, and hey, Christopher Walken is a villian!
Quackzilla
04-11-2004, 01:54 AM
Army of Darkness.
The original hero has a chainsaw-for-a-hand and a shotgun in the other action movie.
guessed
04-11-2004, 02:03 AM
Three O'clock High. It came out in the late 80's, and was overshadowed by some other great "teen" movies (Breakfast Club, Ferris Bueller), but I strongly suggest this movie to anyone.
Yeah, I used to like that one a lot.
bignick
04-12-2004, 09:50 PM
Anything with Van Damm or Dolf Lungren! They rule! Especially Blood Sport!
SneakyPenguin
07-29-2004, 12:35 AM
Anything with Van Damm or Dolf Lungren! They rule! Especially Blood Sport!
The original Punisher movie was pretty damn funny.
FriskyTanuki
07-29-2004, 12:57 AM
BASEketball
Xevious
07-29-2004, 01:15 AM
There are a couple of Bad movies that I like:
The Swamp Thing (I saw it on Cable a million times)
The Beastmaster (I dig those ferrets)
Valley of the Dolls (the entire movie is quotable)
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (Russ Meyer's on Crack)
Toxie Avenger 1 (A classic)
deathcabforcutie
07-29-2004, 01:27 AM
Cheech and chong movies are the worst if your not stoned.
simple solution: get stoned before you watch them...
as for the movie like thats the worst? um.. maybe biodome if thats considered bad? and the flinstones movies deff
AdamInPlaidum
07-29-2004, 01:34 AM
MR. NANNY! Hulk Hogan dances in a ballerina costume to protect two attention-crazed children from a guy with a metal skull. Also starring George Jefferson. Pure, unadulterated joy.
DrunkTigerWoods
07-29-2004, 01:37 AM
Spy Game.............Redford!!!!...........Redford!!! :bomb:
pimp_daddy_smurf
07-29-2004, 01:53 AM
if any of you guys like to skateboard........shorty's "guilty" is the funniest of them........it sucks but i like to watch it all the time(just the storyline is hilarious)
well i loved kung pow(still waiting for the sequel)
KrazyKefka
07-29-2004, 01:53 AM
Wild Zero - you owe it to yourself to see it. Check out the trailer here (http://www.gaga.ne.jp/movie/wildzero/trail.html)
Rock and Roll!!!!!!!!
crazytalkx
07-29-2004, 02:03 AM
The two movies that come to mind are Kung Pow and Army of Darkness. I laugh my ass off each time I watch these movies.
SneakyPenguin
07-29-2004, 02:06 AM
Wild Zero - you owe it to yourself to see it. Check out the trailer here (http://www.gaga.ne.jp/movie/wildzero/trail.html)
Rock and Roll!!!!!!!!
Awww man, NetFlix doesn't have it. that trailer wa so fucking funny, that that will be the next DVD I buy.
johnnyoski
07-29-2004, 09:59 AM
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
"Hey lick my plate ya dog d*ck!"
Geez, I must have re-winded that part about a hundred times and I'd laugh every time.
Some bad 80's movies I'll watch if I find them while I'm flipping channels include Over the Top and Vision Quest.
Squirms
07-29-2004, 10:02 AM
I loved Howard the Duck as a kid. Dunno how I would feel if I watched it now though.
Tromack
07-29-2004, 10:04 AM
resident evil
That movie doesn't suck!
Of course that was coming from someone with that dumbass John Stamos as an avatar. WTF are you thinking?
Helping people is what John Stamos is all about.
I have to say Dude, where's my car? That movie is perhaps the stupidest movie I have ever seen, and yet I love it.
-I want to ride that daddy.
-Me too son.
OnyxPrimal
07-29-2004, 10:08 AM
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. My Girl and I for some reason think it's funny. I think I've got problems. :)
snotknocker
07-29-2004, 10:09 AM
The Hills Have Eyes
Basket Case
I Spit on Your Grave
Tromack
07-29-2004, 10:09 AM
Cannibal! The Musical
Ironically, I can't stand South Park.
RE wasn't bad, as long as you turned off your brain and enjoyed it for what it was.
Cannibal had its moments but for the most part it was terrible. But the river scene and the snowman scene were priceless.
cleaver
07-29-2004, 10:21 AM
Pee Wee's Big Adventure and They Live! are generally considered to be good movies; 28 days Later and Army of Darkness also received good reviews.
Movies that are truly bad that I like are Assassins and Any Given Sunday.
jshorr
07-29-2004, 10:24 AM
Men at Work.
daikaiju
07-29-2004, 10:40 AM
Heh...Someone above mentioned the wonderful japanese flick Wild Zero...That movie absolutely rules! A big fave of mine! It has to be one of the biggest freakouts in recent memory - Club Owners in lace up hot pants...the most bizzarre love interest I've seen in a movie in a while...drugs...zombies...aliens...the awesome .jp punk band Guitar Wolf...and an ending that has to be seen to be believed! This comes highly recommended for fans of b-movies!
"ACE!!!! ROCK AND ROLL KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES!!!"
Grave_Addiction
07-29-2004, 10:49 AM
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/noretreatnosurrender.jpg
No Retreat, No Surrender.
I think it was the first movie Jean Claude Van Damme was in and he played an evil Russian kickboxer.
The movie was pretty cheasy. It's about a kid who idolizes Bruce Lee and is constantly getting his ass kicked. Then one day, after his dad breaks all his Martial Arts stuff, he runs away to an abandoned house to get away. And who's there to great him? None other than Mr. Lee himself.
He starts training him, and he turns into a Martial Arts masta!
kelso
07-29-2004, 10:53 AM
Freddy Got Fingered
dtcarson
07-29-2004, 11:05 AM
Hotdog the Movie.
It is a crappy sking movie that I love.
Where's Mr. Pickle?
Between Mr. Legs!
That's all I remember about that movie [i hope that's the right movie.]
How was Starship Troopers a 'bad' movie? It definitely took 'liberties' with Heinlein's novel, but i thought it was excellent on many levels.
Anyone else miss Gilbert Gottfried on 'Up All Night', or even before that, Commander USA's Groovy Movies? Man, USA Network had my Saturday daytime, then the night time, locked up.
Xevious
07-29-2004, 12:20 PM
How was Starship Troopers a 'bad' movie? It definitely took 'liberties' with Heinlein's novel, but i thought it was excellent on many levels.
Starship Troopers was nothing more than a soap opera to me - I would qualify that to be a bad movie.
Sheik Rattle Enroll
07-29-2004, 12:32 PM
The little known Jackie Chan film Fantasy Mission Force. He's not the star but it's hilarious. It's worth it just for the opening when you see "American General Abraham Lincoln" get kidnapped. Nazis driving vintage cars, ghosts, a chinese rambo, amazons, it's just too crazy.
bignick
07-29-2004, 12:34 PM
Battlefield Earth
int80h
07-29-2004, 12:47 PM
War Games.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086567/
4 pages of posts,on a video game site, and nobody has mentioned "The Wizard" yet? WTF?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098663/
Lucas: "I love the power glove, it's so bad."
OILYWATER
07-29-2004, 12:52 PM
I've been reacquainting myself with Commando on cable. Those lines age like a fine wine cooler: "I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry!"
dutch72
07-29-2004, 12:59 PM
The classic " Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! " with that hottie Tura Satana
dutch72
07-29-2004, 01:13 PM
Heres a pic of her kickin some ass
dutch72
07-29-2004, 01:14 PM
Whoops didnt work
dtcarson
07-29-2004, 01:41 PM
Plus that one inspired a classic and influential 80's glam band.....
or not.
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chess380
07-29-2004, 01:57 PM
lost in translatinon
atreyue
07-29-2004, 03:54 PM
without a doubt, a hilarious moive.....
Dead Heat starring Joe Piscopo and Treat Williams
Also:
Masters of the Universe(like someone said eariler, it's Dolph Lundgren)
Playmate of the Apes
Demolition Man
and Vampires (starring Casper Van Dien) is just hilarious
AlbinoNinja
07-29-2004, 03:59 PM
League of the Extraordinary Gentleman is just so god damn easy to make fun of.
zewone
07-29-2004, 04:06 PM
Mortal Kombat, Joe Dirt (just for Cristopher Walken) and Kung Pow (this movie needs a sequel bad).
Nirvanaguy777
07-29-2004, 04:59 PM
howard the duck, i have it on vhs, it never came too dvd, so sad
x0thedeadzone0x
07-29-2004, 05:07 PM
League of the Extraordinary Gentleman is just so god damn easy to make fun of.
Agreed'd. I wasn't impressed at all with this movie.
Ericnmel99
07-29-2004, 05:09 PM
League of the Extraordinary Gentleman is just so god damn easy to make fun of.
Agreed'd. I wasn't impressed at all with this movie.
Agreed.. Yet my wife loved it. Go fig.
mikewins
07-29-2004, 05:18 PM
Drop Dead Fred. Probably one of the worst movies ever, but I love it to death.
captainofindustry
07-29-2004, 05:35 PM
The Last Dragon
bignick
07-29-2004, 05:37 PM
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/noretreatnosurrender.jpg
No Retreat, No Surrender.
I think it was the first movie Jean Claude Van Damme was in and he played an evil Russian kickboxer.
The movie was pretty cheasy. It's about a kid who idolizes Bruce Lee and is constantly getting his ass kicked. Then one day, after his dad breaks all his Martial Arts stuff, he runs away to an abandoned house to get away. And who's there to great him? None other than Mr. Lee himself.
He starts training him, and he turns into a Martial Arts masta!
I am the proud owner of this movie!
Sheik Rattle Enroll
07-29-2004, 05:38 PM
League of the Extraordinary Gentleman is just so god damn easy to make fun of.
Of course, it's a campy movie based on campy comics. It's not supposed to be taken seriously.
guessed
07-29-2004, 05:44 PM
League of the Extraordinary Gentleman is just so god damn easy to make fun of.
Of course, it's a campy movie based on campy comics. It's not supposed to be taken seriously.
Some movies, as this thread implies, are so bad that they are good. League was just bad. I found no redeeming qualities in it whatsoever.
Xevious
07-29-2004, 07:07 PM
The classic " Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! " with that hottie Tura Satana
Hell yeah!!! Faster Pussycat Kill Kill!!! That movie is great! I mentioned another Russ Meyer's film in an earlier post "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls"
Faster Pussycat has more attitude though.
ValkyrieVF-1S
07-29-2004, 09:50 PM
Trucks was pretty bad... and I can't believe I watched the remake on the usa channel...
Haha, but both movies gave me a good laugh. :lol: