Ok, this is officially the biggest WTF news story of 2005 so far...

[GuilewasNK]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=9&u=/nm/odd_sherry_dc :shock:

[Scorch]

That's pretty WTF worthy.. it might beat this one:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/04/fraternity.death.ap/index.html

Died from 'water intoxication'

[BigDirty]

Well alcohol enters the blood stream quicker when administered in such a fashion

[onetrackmind]

I'll throw up a big WTF on this one

[javeryh]

So wait, I can put alcohol up my ass or down my throat and get drunk either way? You learn something new every day...

[Reality's Fringe]

"Honey, you know you can't drink it."
"PUT IT UP MY BUTT!"

I can see this taking place, which is what really scares me.

[GuilewasNK]

That's pretty WTF worthy.. it might beat this one:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/04/fraternity.death.ap/index.html

Died from 'water intoxication'

Yeah, that was WTF worthy too but I had heard of water intoxication before. Death by enema was a new one on me. Big Dirty is right though, it would definitely get in the bloodstream fast in "that fashion".

[Mr.Answer]

That's pretty WTF worthy.. it might beat this one:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/04/fraternity.death.ap/index.html

Died from 'water intoxication'

Yeah, that was WTF worthy too but I had heard of water intoxication before. Death by enema was a new one on me. Big Dirty is right though, it would definitely get in the bloodstream fast in "that fashion".

Theres been stories of poisening by enema before but what takes the cake here (and is just so sad) he needed his alcohol so badly he would do to the enema extreme!

[govegan]

Please. Any one of us would go for a nice assfull of Guinness anytime. Am I right guys?

Guys?...

[kaw]

I think we're on the virge of a multi-billion dollar idea here: Alcoholic suppositories.

[GuilewasNK]

It seems like all the odd news I post is alcohol-related....

[HSidwolf]

I think this one's worse...

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/10793764.htm

NEW YORK - New York city health officials are investigating whether a baby boy died after contracting herpes from the rabbi who circumcised him, the New York Daily News has learned.

The probe was launched after city officials realized that three infants in the city who tested positive for herpes last year all were circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer. The Rockland County-based Fischer is a prominent mohel - someone who performs religious circumcisions.

Under Jewish law, a mohel is supposed to draw blood from the circumcision wound to remove impurities. While many mohels do it by hand, Fischer uses a practice little known outside Orthodox communities called "metzizah bi peh," in which the mohel uses his mouth.

[Gameboy415]

So wait, I can put alcohol up my ass or down my throat and get drunk either way? You learn something new every day...

LOL! This is insane!

Its like that episode of South Park where Cartman convinces everyone that you can shove food up your ass and then poop through your mouth!

:lol:

[Tromack]

That's pretty WTF worthy.. it might beat this one:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/04/fraternity.death.ap/index.html

Died from 'water intoxication'

This was a big deal a couple of years back. About 3 kids at seperate schools died within a 2 month time.

[coolsteel]

Now he was a true lush, a real example to other alcoholics that there is a dignified way you can leave this earth :lol:

[Snake2715]

I think we're on the virge of a multi-billion dollar idea here: Alcoholic suppositories.

You have no idea...

[Snake2715]

I think this one's worse...

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/10793764.htm

NEW YORK - New York city health officials are investigating whether a baby boy died after contracting herpes from the rabbi who circumcised him, the New York Daily News has learned.

The probe was launched after city officials realized that three infants in the city who tested positive for herpes last year all were circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer. The Rockland County-based Fischer is a prominent mohel - someone who performs religious circumcisions.

Under Jewish law, a mohel is supposed to draw blood from the circumcision wound to remove impurities. While many mohels do it by hand, Fischer uses a practice little known outside Orthodox communities called "metzizah bi peh," in which the mohel uses his mouth.

This is really really....really really really sick. Thats what that is.

[guardian_owl]

I think this one's worse...

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/10793764.htm

NEW YORK - New York city health officials are investigating whether a baby boy died after contracting herpes from the rabbi who circumcised him, the New York Daily News has learned.

The probe was launched after city officials realized that three infants in the city who tested positive for herpes last year all were circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer. The Rockland County-based Fischer is a prominent mohel - someone who performs religious circumcisions.

Under Jewish law, a mohel is supposed to draw blood from the circumcision wound to remove impurities. While many mohels do it by hand, Fischer uses a practice little known outside Orthodox communities called "metzizah bi peh," in which the mohel uses his mouth.
Ok, this definitely beats the enema story.

[doodle777_98]

Wow.

[Backlash]

Yuck and double-yuck.

[hutno]

I didnt know you could get litterally drunk off your ass

[mykevermin]

So...how many shots have you done?

myke.

[MaxBiaggi3]

Why would anyone want to promote these kinds of stories by posting them here? If this kind of stuff gets you off back home, more power to you, but please don't "share the love" too much, so to speak.

[markholladay]

I think this one's worse...

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/10793764.htm

NEW YORK - New York city health officials are investigating whether a baby boy died after contracting herpes from the rabbi who circumcised him, the New York Daily News has learned.

The probe was launched after city officials realized that three infants in the city who tested positive for herpes last year all were circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer. The Rockland County-based Fischer is a prominent mohel - someone who performs religious circumcisions.

Under Jewish law, a mohel is supposed to draw blood from the circumcision wound to remove impurities. While many mohels do it by hand, Fischer uses a practice little known outside Orthodox communities called "metzizah bi peh," in which the mohel uses his mouth.
Ok, this definitely beats the enema story.

Are you kidding me. This is insane

[Zenithian Legend]

That's pretty WTF worthy.. it might beat this one:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/04/fraternity.death.ap/index.html

Died from 'water intoxication'

Banky was actually warning me about that the other day when I said I was going to drink 3 gallons of water to try and flush out a cold

[hiccupleftovers]

I think this one's worse...

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/10793764.htm

NEW YORK - New York city health officials are investigating whether a baby boy died after contracting herpes from the rabbi who circumcised him, the New York Daily News has learned.

The probe was launched after city officials realized that three infants in the city who tested positive for herpes last year all were circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer. The Rockland County-based Fischer is a prominent mohel - someone who performs religious circumcisions.

Under Jewish law, a mohel is supposed to draw blood from the circumcision wound to remove impurities. While many mohels do it by hand, Fischer uses a practice little known outside Orthodox communities called "metzizah bi peh," in which the mohel uses his mouth.

Though the enema story is pretty WTFish, this one just takes the cAKE. This one is just nasty.

[hiccupleftovers]

Why would anyone want to promote these kinds of stories by posting them here? If this kind of stuff gets you off back home, more power to you, but please don't "share the love" too much, so to speak.

Nobody is promoting them. All we are doing is sharing them with others so that they can see it also. Grow up man, this is the internet and stuff gets transferred all the time from one person to another. Just turn on the news if don't like to find out about this stuff here. You can always just find this stuff on Fark. And again, all this is is news.

[snotknocker]

that is seriously messed up

[ryanbph]

WOW

[Cracka]

wow those california frat boys sure are crazy... making the rushee's drink water.. those party animals.


but the circumsition thing is messed up... you'd think that if a parent took their kid to a rabbi to get it done and he mentioned that he liked to do it with his mouth.... you'd think the parents would step in and say something, but maybe its just me.

[MaxBiaggi3]

Grow up man, this is the internet and stuff gets transferred all the time from one person to another.

Are you suggesting that this is your kind of news? You actually like this stuff? You want to see more of it? It's fun and entertaining for you as a person?

[ZeroSupporT]

As George Carlin would say "I think the idea of someone walking into a crowded market and blowing himself up is exciting, edgy, and entertaining"

Its a sick world, but then again ask yourself this question if you watch a bull fight, do you deep down wanna see the bull slaughtered or do you wanna see a horn up a guys ass. Me personally ! Vive el Torro!

[FunkSoulBrother]

"Mermaid" girl to have legs separated

(LOL at the headline, but the story itself is pretty depressing)

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6913288/

[GuilewasNK]

Grow up man, this is the internet and stuff gets transferred all the time from one person to another.

Are you suggesting that this is your kind of news? You actually like this stuff? You want to see more of it? It's fun and entertaining for you as a person?

I don't care for gross stories but this one was so ridiculous. The only reason I posted it was because of the absurdity of the story. That is usually the only reason I post any news. It's not about "getting off" as you put it.

Here's another absurd link that should be more acceptable to you.

Girls fined for giving neighbour cookies

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20050204/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_cookies

[Mr_hockey66]

The smokes in the puddy

and now drinks from the ass! Whats this world coming too. Next your going to see a turtle gang bang


....oh wait


Damn. Thats all ready happened too!

[dcfox]

Grow up man, this is the internet and stuff gets transferred all the time from one person to another.

Are you suggesting that this is your kind of news? You actually like this stuff? You want to see more of it? It's fun and entertaining for you as a person?

I don't care for gross stories but this one was so ridiculous. The only reason I posted it was because of the absurdity of the story. That is usually the only reason I post any news. It's not about "getting off" as you put it.

Here's another absurd link that should be more acceptable to you.

Girls fined for giving neighbour cookies

link (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20050204/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_cookies)

Now that is messed up. That judge must have been an idiot for awarding that lady even a cent. If you get a heart attack because someone knocked on your door at the middle of the night, you might have some serious medical problems. And besides who waits till the next morning to go to the hospital if they thought they had a heart attack?

[MorPhiend]

That's pretty WTF worthy.. it might beat this one:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/04/fraternity.death.ap/index.html

Died from 'water intoxication'

Banky was actually warning me about that the other day when I said I was going to drink 3 gallons of water to try and flush out a cold

I remember that. I'm glad you took his advice.

Girls fined for giving neighbour cookies

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=857&ncid=757&e=10&u=/nm/20050204/od_uk_nm/oukoe_odd_cookies
Wow. Just wow...

Someone needs to break that judge's neck... maybe two...thre times even...

[GuilewasNK]

Those girls shouldn't have paid a dime and the fact that they did is BS of the highest degree.

[The Shiznit]

I think this one's worse...

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/10793764.htm

NEW YORK - New York city health officials are investigating whether a baby boy died after contracting herpes from the rabbi who circumcised him, the New York Daily News has learned.

The probe was launched after city officials realized that three infants in the city who tested positive for herpes last year all were circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer. The Rockland County-based Fischer is a prominent mohel - someone who performs religious circumcisions.

Under Jewish law, a mohel is supposed to draw blood from the circumcision wound to remove impurities. While many mohels do it by hand, Fischer uses a practice little known outside Orthodox communities called "metzizah bi peh," in which the mohel uses his mouth.

Though the enema story is pretty WTFish, this one just takes the cAKE. This one is just nasty.

WTF! What about these parents letting this guy do this crap.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Would you please pass me the mohel?

Seriously, please pass me the mohel!

[daphatty]

So wait, I can put alcohol up my ass or down my throat and get drunk either way? You learn something new every day...

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! !!!

[doraemonkerpal]

I think this one's worse...

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/10793764.htm

NEW YORK - New York city health officials are investigating whether a baby boy died after contracting herpes from the rabbi who circumcised him, the New York Daily News has learned.

The probe was launched after city officials realized that three infants in the city who tested positive for herpes last year all were circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer. The Rockland County-based Fischer is a prominent mohel - someone who performs religious circumcisions.

Under Jewish law, a mohel is supposed to draw blood from the circumcision wound to remove impurities. While many mohels do it by hand, Fischer uses a practice little known outside Orthodox communities called "metzizah bi peh," in which the mohel uses his mouth.

that is absolutely disgusting and is the winner by far!!! :puke:

[evilmax17]

Actually, you would get MORE drunk if your put it in your ass. Your rectum is much more apt to absorb things and transfer them into the bloodstream, much more so than your digestive system.

[FriskyTanuki]

We should just follow SP's lead and start shoving food up our asses and poop out of our mouths. It's the next logical step from getting drunk on your ass.

[plastikpyro]

kinda gives a whole new meaning to being "Drunk off your ass"

[MorPhiend]

I think this one's worse...

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/10793764.htm

NEW YORK - New York city health officials are investigating whether a baby boy died after contracting herpes from the rabbi who circumcised him, the New York Daily News has learned.

The probe was launched after city officials realized that three infants in the city who tested positive for herpes last year all were circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer. The Rockland County-based Fischer is a prominent mohel - someone who performs religious circumcisions.

Under Jewish law, a mohel is supposed to draw blood from the circumcision wound to remove impurities. While many mohels do it by hand, Fischer uses a practice little known outside Orthodox communities called "metzizah bi peh," in which the mohel uses his mouth.

Though the enema story is pretty WTFish, this one just takes the cAKE. This one is just nasty.

WTF! What about these parents letting this guy do this crap.

It sounds strange to all of us, but it is part of their religion. It even says so in the article. It's not like he's molesting the infant.

[Nirvanaguy777]

Yummy that made my night.

[Mr_hockey66]

This kinda reminds me of the south park were they stick the food up their butts and crap out their mouths.


You mean if I stick it up there it'll work faster! Liquor is quicker! Especially when you drink through your ass!

[MorbidAngel4Life]

So wait, I can put alcohol up my ass or down my throat and get drunk either way? You learn something new every day...

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! !!!

Enjoying your job, Daphatty?

[Aaron]

I think this one's worse...

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/10793764.htm

NEW YORK - New York city health officials are investigating whether a baby boy died after contracting herpes from the rabbi who circumcised him, the New York Daily News has learned.

The probe was launched after city officials realized that three infants in the city who tested positive for herpes last year all were circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer. The Rockland County-based Fischer is a prominent mohel - someone who performs religious circumcisions.

Under Jewish law, a mohel is supposed to draw blood from the circumcision wound to remove impurities. While many mohels do it by hand, Fischer uses a practice little known outside Orthodox communities called "metzizah bi peh," in which the mohel uses his mouth.

THAT is the Sick Bastard for 2005
Just foul.

[hiccupleftovers]

Grow up man, this is the internet and stuff gets transferred all the time from one person to another.

Are you suggesting that this is your kind of news? You actually like this stuff? You want to see more of it? It's fun and entertaining for you as a person?

No I don't care most of the time for these but the as the OP later stated, the only reason he posted this story is because of its obsurdity. If you don't like these WTF messed up stories than why did you come into this thread, read the article/s (I'm assuming you read them), and then come back and post in here. If you really don't care than just stay the F out. I don't get off, as you posted earlier, to this sort of thing. Do you get off at innocents being blown up in Iraq or around the world then? I think not. This is not my kind of news. None of this is, a person being blown up or news such as this. This is the world we live in and this is the stuff that happens. You should learned to understand that and deal with it. It's not a pretty place but this is where we live. I'm not the one that wrote the article, but obviously the one that authored it felt that the world needed to know about what was happening in the world. I almost want to say that you would want to stifle the truth and oppress the masses. there is something called Freedom of Speech. All human being have the right to know.

Also you should take these articles and try to learn from them. For instance, I'm sure that expecting parents that want their child to be cirumcised by a Rabbi in this sort of manner will now think twice of how they want it done.

[2poor]

I think this one's worse...

http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/10793764.htm

NEW YORK - New York city health officials are investigating whether a baby boy died after contracting herpes from the rabbi who circumcised him, the New York Daily News has learned.

The probe was launched after city officials realized that three infants in the city who tested positive for herpes last year all were circumcised by Rabbi Yitzchok Fischer. The Rockland County-based Fischer is a prominent mohel - someone who performs religious circumcisions.

Under Jewish law, a mohel is supposed to draw blood from the circumcision wound to remove impurities. While many mohels do it by hand, Fischer uses a practice little known outside Orthodox communities called "metzizah bi peh," in which the mohel uses his mouth.

Though the enema story is pretty WTFish, this one just takes the cAKE. This one is just nasty.

WTF! What about these parents letting this guy do this crap.

It sounds strange to all of us, but it is part of their religion. It even says so in the article. It's not like he's molesting the infant.

If circumcising and then sucking off an infant isnt molestation then this world has gone to hell.

[Snake2715]

What about his guy?

Here's a potential Darwin Award candidate for 2005: A college student wrote this editorial opposing seat-belt laws:
http://www.dailynebraskan.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/09/17/414a5a030e91d?in_archive=1
...and then was subsequently ejected and killed in a rollover accident:
http://www.journalstar.com/articles/2005/01/04/local/doc41db350078259784029686.txt

[Kayden]

What about his guy?

Here's a potential Darwin Award candidate for 2005: A college student wrote this editorial opposing seat-belt laws:
http://www.dailynebraskan.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/09/17/414a5a030e91d?in_archive=1
...and then was subsequently ejected and killed in a rollover accident:
http://www.journalstar.com/articles/2005/01/04/local/doc41db350078259784029686.txt

Oh sweet irony...

"No law, or set of laws, has made the government more intrusive and ridiculous than seat belt legislation. Nothing is a bigger affront to the ideas of freedom, liberty, yada, yada, yada. Whether you are a pinko liberal or a right-wing whack job, there are plenty of reasons for just saying to hell with seat belt laws."

What about banning gay marriage, abortion banning, the Jim Crow laws, considering consentual oral/anal sex sodomy and hence illegal, or about 1000 other asanine laws this country puts forth?

[Quillion]

I agree that seat belts should not be mandated. Then idiots like that will die out.

[Backlash]

It was a big surprise for me when I moved to TX and all the people on motorcycles were cruising around without helmets. There's no helmet law here, unlike in GA.

[legion_stxds]

If circumcising and then sucking off an infant isnt molestation then this world has gone to hell.

True... somethings shouldn't be allowed for basic health related reasons.

Girls fined for giving neighbour cookies

"The Denver Post newspaper reported on Friday that the girls had decided to stay home and bake the cookies rather than go to a dance where there might be cursing and drinking. "
So they decided to not go out and hurt someone... and ended up screwed. Nice... I'm going out drinking tonight!

"The judge awarded Young her medical costs, but did not award punitive damages. He said he did not think the girls had acted maliciously but that 10:30 was fairly late at night for them to be out."

WTF... they are 17 and 18... I was lucky if I made it back by 2 am after going out friday nights!

Why would anyone want to promote these kinds of stories by posting them here? If this kind of stuff gets you off back home, more power to you, but please don't "share the love" too much, so to speak.
&
Grow up man, this is the internet and stuff gets transferred all the time from one person to another.

Are you suggesting that this is your kind of news? You actually like this stuff? You want to see more of it? It's fun and entertaining for you as a person?

Do I get off on this stuff... no... but it's freak'n funny and/or messed up. Basically, the same reason I play games like GTA, RE4, and every other game with ESRB rating of E through M. People like to know what is going on around them... the more wierd it is the more interested we are. Like javeryh put it:
You learn something new every day...