View Full Version : Houston Texans Cheerleader Try Outs.
JimmieMac
04-07-2004, 04:37 PM
If given the chance I would swoop in, like an eagle does on those Discovery Channel shows when they grab a fish out of the lake. Only I wouldn't be grabbing at a fish.
*insert vagina joke here*
Pause for laughter.
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And now, the link:
Sweaty ladies clinging to a dream (http://www.houstontexans.com/sidelines/index.cfm?cont_id=238929)
JSweeney
04-07-2004, 05:47 PM
Well, at least he didn't go for the easy sports-related double entendre's like:
Snatch and Grab.
Clean and Jerk.
...and many many more.
WhipSmartBanky
04-07-2004, 05:51 PM
Yeah, but he seems to know an awful lot about inserting jokes into vaginas.
daphatty
04-07-2004, 05:56 PM
Boy I'd hate to be a Texans fan. Those bitches are fugly!
EDIT: Only 100 more to go. :D
JSweeney
04-07-2004, 05:58 PM
Well, why try out to be a Houston Texans cheerleader when you could drive a couple of hours and try to tryout to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader? Why settle for lead when you can have gold?
thatstoobad
04-07-2004, 07:09 PM
because most of these girls are tin. or maybe aluminum. possibly granite.
MorganWebbLover
04-07-2004, 08:33 PM
Boy I'd hate to be a Texans fan. Those bitches are fugly!
Yeah some of them have ruff faces but thats what paper bags are for .
Mr. Anderson
04-08-2004, 12:59 AM
http://www.houstontexans.com/photos/cheer_tryouts1.JPG
Hmm.....thats quite a suggestive expression.
JimmieMac
04-08-2004, 08:10 AM
I would glaze her face like a donut.
magilacudy
04-08-2004, 08:54 AM
http://www.houstontexans.com/photos/cheer_tryouts12.JPG
The one with the flowery top looks like she's about to devour a donut. Yikes... She'd probably gnaw her way out of the paper bag.
JimmieMac
04-08-2004, 08:59 AM
Oh my God! She's coming right for us!
redgopher
04-08-2004, 09:54 AM
http://www.houstontexans.com/photos/cheer_tryouts12.JPG
Head up ass? WTF
daphatty
04-08-2004, 10:03 AM
Holy Shit! I just noticed that girl! She really does look like she has her head up her ass!
bignick
04-09-2004, 10:35 PM
I would sit there with a box of tissues all day long.
JSweeney
04-09-2004, 11:22 PM
Crying your eyes out because they keep messing up the pyramid, don't have the proper rythm, or can't do thier "jazz hands" correctly?
I mean, we know that all of the guys involved in cheerleading are likely "that way"
GuilewasNK
04-12-2004, 12:06 PM
Link is down :cry:
Oh well.
shadd01
04-12-2004, 12:41 PM
Oh man, thats nice, if your into that kind of thing, which im not.
--Shadd
Quackzilla
04-12-2004, 12:48 PM
pigs.
WhipSmartBanky
04-12-2004, 01:04 PM
pigs.
No...I didn't see too many porkers in those pictures.
Quackzilla
04-12-2004, 02:38 PM
pigs.
No...I didn't see too many porkers in those pictures.
Actually, I was referring to the people who had posted in the topic before me.
Pigs.
GuilewasNK
04-12-2004, 03:21 PM
I just wanted to see the cheerleaders. Not be vulgar.
I don't think the pig reference applies to me. :?