What's wrong with you people?!?

[Chris in Cali]

No, seriously, what's wrong with you?

Me, I suffer from Asthma, and Hypoglycemia. I also have an eating disorder.


Edit: I spend too much time on the internet. I'm in a relationship with a girl that I don't really like anymore. I spend too much money on things I have no need for. An extreme anger problem.

[Mr Unoriginal]

I bite my nails.

[MaxBiaggi3]

I eat too much junk and don't exercise enough. :D

[basketkase543]

Asthma and a hint of Obsessive Compulsive disorder.

[OntheDL]

I love too much.

[phatbunbao]

my right nut tingles

[Chris in Cali]

my right nut tingles


That's what you get when you masturabte with ben-gay.

[willardhaven]

Like many people on this site... a bit of OCD.

I'm short too, 5'6"

[wakeandbake]

I smoke too much weed, drink to much, eat too much "pie"... thats about it

[OntheDL]

Anyone else stunned that I havn't made fun of this kid's eating disorder yet?

[SteveMcQ]

mmmm...pie

I just hope you only go to one bakery or that bakery that serves the pie doesn't have too many customers. in which case.

eeeewwww...pie

[snotnose_colossal]

ya, what wake said

[Dr Mario Kart]

I'm 5'3. I scratch my head uncontrollably, which will inevitably lead to hair loss as I get older.

I also give gaming priority over just about everything except under the most extreme circumstances.

[MaskedPlague]

I am 2 Legit 2 Quit!

[scdoanintendo]

I have/had asthma. It's virtually gone now because I'm pretty active.

[doodle777_98]

I buy too many video games. I know it's horrible.

[sisco1986]

I'm to apathetic. I saw a guy get hit by a car, out side of a resturant and kept eating my subway sub. I could have ran into the street with the rest of the resturant, but I was hungry.

[javeryh]

I bite my nails.

[Dok Diamond]

I have Adhd and epilepsy, Some of the worst things to have when you play video games.

[Kayden]

I.... uh... have a friend that masturbates way too much... :D

[peteloaf]

Prolapsed Mitrol Valve - my heart is deformed and the Mitrol valve never fully closes. No big deal, but I can never have cafeene.

[snotknocker]

I'm addicted to carbs

[chickenhawk]

I bite my nails.

I buy too many video games. I know it's horrible.

I'd add to that buying too many DVDs and CDs as well. Although I don't really think any of these things are "wrong." My wife may tell you differently though. ;)

I also don't exercise much anymore now that I have a little one.

[doodle777_98]

I.... uh... have a friend that masturbates way too much... :D

your sure its a friend?

[Kayden]

I.... uh... have a friend that masturbates way too much... :D

your sure its a friend?
:wink:

[Mr Unoriginal]

I.... uh... have a friend that masturbates way too much... :D

your sure its a friend?

Way to ruin a joke.

[Kayden]

I.... uh... have a friend that masturbates way too much... :D

your sure its a friend?

Way to ruin a joke.

Its also how I.... err... he ruins his bed sheets. :lol:

[OntheDL]

Way to drag on an obvious unfunny joke.

[AngellicLulu]

I'm short (5'2"), I have back problems, I am allergic to everything in nature except Cypress and Hickory. I'm female (that's a whole lot of problems).
And I'm a CAG ;-)

[Kayden]

Way to drag on an obvious unfunny joke.

Way to be an ass!

[doodle777_98]

I.... uh... have a friend that masturbates way too much... :D

your sure its a friend?

Way to ruin a joke.

Its also how I.... err... he ruins his bed sheets. :lol:
:rofl:

[Dr Mario Kart]

http://img11.exs.cx/img11/1295/mgs1sin3ac3cr.jpg

[Admiral Ackbar]

I'm perfect.

[loserboy]

I have a friend who talks way too much about my masturbation and bedsheet problems on videogame websites.

[doodle777_98]

ha. ^
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[thagoat]

before i fart, i shove my hand in my ass, then lick it until....errrr.....i mean.... i sleep in alot.

[adamada]

I bite my nails

[zewone]

I cuss too much. But fuck it, I don't care.

[roland13x]

Too much empathy.

[pumbaa]

I'm overweight (but surprisingly agile and athletic... must be the DDR).

I buy way to many videogames.

I stay up until 5 and sleep until 2... simply because I can (my first classes start at 2 pm).

I don't call my parents nearly enough.

I don't care about my appearence enough sometimes

I spend way to much money, way to fast.

I only have 50 bucks in my savings account.

[Scorch]

I stay up until 5 and sleep until 2... simply because I can

I don't care about my appearence enough sometimes

Both of those, I used to be overweight.. then I got food poisoning, which led to my new eating disorder.. I'm down to around 140 pounds and I eat breakfast and dinner.. and that's it. No snacks, no nothing.. just breakfast and dinner. Breakfast around 10am (if i'm up), dinner around 8pm. A touch of OCD.. asthmetic bronchitis, and I really, really need my inhaler.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Overweight, but agile

Adult ADHD

Flat feet

Depression

[Gothic Walrus]

Minor asthma, eczema, and very, very OCD.

Beyond that and the fact that I could need a new kidney in a decade or two, I'm in good shape.

[megashock5]

I don't eat right, I have the attention span of a gnat (unless I'm playing games or watching hockey), I have a hard time making myself do anything that I don't find fun. Speaking of which, I need to get my tax stuff together but I want to play GT4. I'm not sure how my wife puts up with it.

[pumbaa]

Hm.... why so much OCD? Is it like real diagnosed OCD or just like when someone says "I have ADD" when they aren't paying attention?

And since no one has asked, Chris... which eating disorder?

[onetrackmind]

I say fuck way too much...

[Rig]

I am legally blind.

[Kayden]

I pee a lot... But then I drink a lot of water. Sometimes it feels like I'm going every half an hour... But when I spend all day playing a game and not drinking water I go once or twice... Seeing how its good for your metabolism to drink lots of cold water, I think I'll deal with the peeing.

[Chris in Cali]

Hm.... why so much OCD? Is it like real diagnosed OCD or just like when someone says "I have ADD" when they aren't paying attention?

And since no one has asked, Chris... which eating disorder?

I binge, and purge, I don't know what the medical term for it is. I have an extreme fear of gaining weight. I don't do it all of the time though, maybe like once or twice a month.

[soxfan4525]

I bite my nails, I hate sleeping.

[willardhaven]

Oh yeah, I forgot about sight, I have very poor vision... -5.5 in one eye and -5.25 in the other.

I'm just guessing I have OCD since I used to measure all of the objects on my shelves with a ruler and freak out if somebody touched anything inside my room.

On the bright side I wash my hands before handling consoles/games, which helps keep them in new condition.

[peloquin17]

i bite my nails, i smoke, and i can finish a bottle of jagermeister in an hour.

but by wife can do all that to, so i really dont see it as a problem.

[pumbaa]

Hm.... why so much OCD? Is it like real diagnosed OCD or just like when someone says "I have ADD" when they aren't paying attention?

And since no one has asked, Chris... which eating disorder?

I binge, and purge, I don't know what the medical term for it is. I have an extreme fear of gaining weight. I don't do it all of the time though, maybe like once or twice a month.

Just so you know, I'm pretty sure its called Bulimia.

[pumbaa]

Oh thats right, I'm blind as a bat as well.

-6 in one eye - 4 in the other

[Birbo]

Slightly elevated cholesterol$
Taking Nexium for a bad stomach
Horrible eyesight (contacts since I was 7)
Sleep deprevation due to my two small children
Gaming addiction. Buying more games than I have time to play.
Slightly overweight due to my job that has me sitting behind a desk all day long. (Bad thing is, they give me a free health club membership that I'm too lazy to take advantage of).
Bad fits of road rage.
Loads of guilt over things not necessarily my fault (thank you Catholic upbringing)
Fears of being crappy father/husband/human being
Spending too much time on internet when I should be working (like right now!) :)

[Kayden]

Am I the only one in relatively good health? You people sound like you're being held together with ducttape and chewing gum.

[guessed]

I'm perfect.

Dangit. I was gonna write that. Oh well, I guess there is no harm in repeating it -- Admiral Ackbar is perfect. I mean, I'm perfect.

I.... uh... have a friend that masturbates way too much... :D

your sure its a friend?

Way to ruin a joke.

Its also how I.... err... he ruins his bed sheets. :lol:
:rofl:

Seriously, which would be worse, masturbating too much and ruining the sheets, or being familiar enough with someone that they felt comfortable sharing those little nuggets of information. Walk away, just walk away.

[Kayden]

I'm perfect.

Dangit. I was gonna write that. Oh well, I guess there is no harm in repeating it -- Admiral Ackbar is perfect. I mean, I'm perfect.

I.... uh... have a friend that masturbates way too much... :D

your sure its a friend?

Way to ruin a joke.

Its also how I.... err... he ruins his bed sheets. :lol:
:rofl:

Seriously, which would be worse, masturbating too much and ruining the sheets, or being familiar enough with someone that they felt comfortable sharing those little nuggets of information. Walk away, just walk away.

It's not so much that I feel comfortable... it's just that I have no shame when I tell jokes.

[OntheDL]

This topic is very insightful to why I hate most of you.

[pumbaa]

Am I the only one in relatively good health? You people sound like you're being held together with ducttape and chewing gum.

Well the thread was about what was WRONG with you. I wouldn't say I'm un healthy at all. Quite the opposite actually, just posting what was wrong.

[roland13x]

This topic is very insightful to why I hate most of you.

...and JimmieMac mentions that he has issues relating to other people.

[btw1217]

Ingrown toenail in left big toe (its not digusting, just painful) and my right front tooth crowds my left one a bit.

+++Edit+++ Sure, I could get them fixed with a trip to the doctor and braces, but where's the fun in that?

[Stoneage]

I'm to apathetic. I saw a guy get hit by a car, out side of a resturant and kept eating my subway sub. I could have ran into the street with the rest of the resturant, but I was hungry.

Sadly, I find myself to be sort of the same. I guess you could call it depression, or a general lack of interest in things that seem important to others. I also sometimes laugh when bad things happen, which some people misconstrue as me thinking it's funny, when I really just do it as a nervous reaction.

[Stoneage]

I.... uh... have a friend that masturbates way too much... :D

your sure its a friend?

Of course he's sure. They do it together!! :shock:

j/k

[Death2Sanity]

I have no large intestine.

[GenDV138]

Double scoliosis, had an operation for it 7 years ago.

[Moxio]

I don't pay attention when people are talking to me. xD

[highwaypatrolman]

i'm cheap.

[pumbaa]

i'm cheap.

ha.

[plastikpyro]

I suffer from (EMD) Excessive Masturbation Disorder which led to my other problem,(ERHD) Enlarged Right Hand Disorder

[epobirs]

I'm perfect.

Unless you count the persistent paranoid delusions indicated by your sig.

[epobirs]

I stalk and kill random strangers I meet online.

I don't know why. It's not that much fun, most of the time, at least. It's just one of those habits that become part of your life and it's easier to just keep doing it than make an effort to change.

At least it gets me out for some fresh air once in a while.

[FriskyTanuki]

I don't pay attention when people are talking to me. xD

That and you don't listen to music.

[the_deej]

little things people do make me crazy.... like really really irratated.... is there a name for that?

[Moxio]

I don't pay attention when people are talking to me. xD

That and you don't listen to music.

:rofl: Forgot about that one.

[hiccupleftovers]

i'm cheap.

I feel your pain buddy. I'm in the same boat. There should be a website addressing this disease.

[hiccupleftovers]

I'm perfect.

Unless you count the persistent paranoid delusions indicated by your sig.

:rofl:

[epobirs]

little things people do make me crazy.... like really really irratated.... is there a name for that?

You mean a nice name, or the ones that are more familiar?

[twanky]

I drink too much, buy too many games i don't have time to play, and should be less lazy. If everybody was perfect the world would implode.

[AlbinoNinja]

I post in stupid topics just to increase my post count

Ah!!!1 there i go again

(also i bite my nails)

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Depression, bit of anxiety, maybe ADD and OCD (but I haven't actually been diagnosed), out of shape (but not overweight), and oh yeah, I'm 22 and I'm about $13k in debt not counting student loans. I also won't be graduating for at least another year. I'm sure there's more but this post is lowering my already low self esteem. ;)

[Kayden]

I stare at sub's sigs too long with impure thoughts...

:twisted::joystick:

[legion_stxds]

I care too much... really...

[jlarlee]

Procrastination is my only nation

[zionoverfire]

I also have Hypoglycemia, Tourette's and I'm extremely lazy.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I stare at sub's sigs too long with impure thoughts...

:twisted::joystick:

:lol:

I also have Hypoglycemia, Tourette's and I'm extremely lazy.

I'm extremely lazy too, but I don't think it's that bad of a condition. It's not like I have any goals anyway. :lol:

[dcfox]

I also have Hypoglycemia, Tourette's and I'm extremely lazy.

I'm extremely lazy too, but I don't think it's that bad of a condition. It's not like I have any goals anyway. :lol:

I'm lazy but unfortunately I have too much to do :(

Also I think Scarlet Johansson has one of the best racks in Hollywood right now :baby:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I also have Hypoglycemia, Tourette's and I'm extremely lazy.

I'm extremely lazy too, but I don't think it's that bad of a condition. It's not like I have any goals anyway. :lol:

I'm lazy but unfortunately I have too much to do :(

Also I think Scarlet Johansson has one of the best racks in Hollywood right now :baby:

Pervert. Maybe I should change my sig so you can handle it. Or rather stop handling "it". ;)

This one is a little better, though not yet sig sized:
http://img183.exs.cx/img183/9100/scarlettjohansson8cq.jpg





Oh yeah, I've also been called a pedophile. :oops:

[whiteboy]

lazy, beat it too much, hearing loss in right ear, dont exercize enough, swear, talk shit behind people's back, and am eternally honry. (hormones rage within me)

[dcfox]

I also have Hypoglycemia, Tourette's and I'm extremely lazy.

I'm extremely lazy too, but I don't think it's that bad of a condition. It's not like I have any goals anyway. :lol:

I'm lazy but unfortunately I have too much to do :(

Also I think Scarlet Johansson has one of the best racks in Hollywood right now :baby:

Oh yeah, I've also been called a pedophile. :oops:

:rofl:

oh and keep your current sig. The other pic doesn't have nearly enough cleavage. :(

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I also have Hypoglycemia, Tourette's and I'm extremely lazy.

I'm extremely lazy too, but I don't think it's that bad of a condition. It's not like I have any goals anyway. :lol:

I'm lazy but unfortunately I have too much to do :(

Also I think Scarlet Johansson has one of the best racks in Hollywood right now :baby:

Oh yeah, I've also been called a pedophile. :oops:

:rofl:

oh and keep your current sig. The other pic doesn't have nearly enough cleavage. :(

Yeah, but you might be enjoying it too much. :lol:

I'll be keeping the current one for a while. At least a few weeks, though I'll be gone for spring break and you won't see it much.

Oh yeah, and the pedophile thing ... that came up because I decided to make Scarlett my sig after watching Ghost World last night. Which was made when she was 16 I believe. :oops: