View Full Version : I would like to apologize to the hot sounding Southerner on xbox live...
... unfortunately, I'll never hear him again after disgracing girl gamers everywhere with a sorry performance on out law volleyball a few minutes ago :-(
Yes, not only did I stink up the court, but as I confessed to him I didn't even bother with reading instruction manual before accessing live!
You can imagine the results ;-)
I own all the other next gen volleyball games and I can honestly say this is the most difficult of the lot. It makes me feel incredibly clumsy , as I find myself circling the aiming assisters instead of centering underneath them.
In any case, my luscious Louisianan aside,
{and yes, I recognized the accent :-)
most notable about the experience was the horrible discrepancies in Internet connections between the two of us to -- his was a much lower quality and ineffective for understandable voice chat despite our best efforts.
My original plan tonight was the intention to go through all my online games just for the sake of something undepressing to do, however, pissing off legions of online gamers did not factor into the original plan nor did covering the cost for my on-screen characters drug rehab {as they appeared desperately need while under my control ;-)
So I've got to ask...... for the sake of my own safety and my future opponents sanity...
What exactly goes through your head when confronted with a truly bad online player who attempts to play anyway?
punqsux
04-11-2004, 02:04 AM
t3h n00bz = fr33k1LL!!1!
MorganWebbLover
04-11-2004, 02:18 AM
unfortunately, I'll never hear him again after disgracing girl gamers everywhere with a sorry performance on out law volleyball a few minutes ago
Don't worry Minx there's a hot southern guy right here. Me !
Yeah, but you're already taken by that girl that follows you around everywhere.
err...... what's her name
Morning Spidersilk or something like that ;-)
MorganWebbLover
04-11-2004, 02:39 AM
Don't worry I'll drop her like a rock .
sailorchrono
04-11-2004, 03:02 AM
Are you going to be MinxLover now? ;)
MorganWebbLover
04-11-2004, 03:08 AM
Uhh Sure
suprsaiyanMAX
04-11-2004, 05:22 AM
I still give the person their due for trying...you always got to be open to new things. Plus, I never just pick up and I'm instantly good so I probably have no room to talk (my Top Spin record is like 2-19). There are some bad people playing links but I stick with them and never really put them down. At least they are giving a shot.
WhipSmartBanky
04-11-2004, 11:01 AM
.I own all the other next gen volleyball games and I can honestly say this is the most difficult of the lot. It makes me feel incredibly clumsy , as I find myself circling the aiming assisters instead of centering underneath them.
Thank goodness. Everyone I know who owned it had me convinced I was the only one who felt this way.
XboxMaster
04-11-2004, 01:45 PM
I usually try and help out noobs. Either that or I take advantage of their noobness :twisted: .
JSweeney
04-11-2004, 01:54 PM
I just let them start to win, and try to teach them about the mechanics of the game... unless they start to get cocky... and then I'll grind thier puny little heads into the ground.
Most online games, unless they end up being huge successes, only seem to get a couple hundred people at most that play it regularly. Getting rid of people who may eventually become regular users in that community because you're being a jerk or acting like a griefer only helps to drive away the support base of the game you like to play.
Scrubking
04-11-2004, 01:59 PM
I would totally kick everyone's ass cept for the fact that I have dailup and always get whiped cause of it. I do have my moments though - I was really good at Jedi outcast for a while; I would dominate everyone with my saber throw and people hated me for it.
SneakyPenguin
04-11-2004, 02:30 PM
i suck horribly at online rts, but at fps, i rack up over 70 kills, all sniper, none cheap, in 20 minutes of cod. im a masta at that game.
Storamin
04-11-2004, 02:43 PM
t3h n00bz = fr33k1LL!!1!
10-4 on that one!
Gothic Walrus
04-11-2004, 02:43 PM
I don't play online very often...my dad's convinced that we'll get hacked if I do, even though we have three firewalls (two software and one hardware) and I usually play on secure servers.
As a result of this...I suck. Very much so.
I'm the n00b you all love to hate. :D
JSweeney
04-11-2004, 03:38 PM
How come I can't get Minx to say I sound hot :(
XboxMaster
04-11-2004, 05:02 PM
How come I can't get Minx to say I sound hot :(
Do you enjoy making yourself look pitiful?
How come I can't get Minx to say I sound hot :(
because you use the squeaky Mickey Mouse voice masking maybe;-)
JSweeney
04-11-2004, 05:10 PM
How come I can't get Minx to say I sound hot :(
Do you enjoy making yourself look pitiful?
Yes. Humility is a great character trait.
Of course, a sense of humor is always nice to have. How are you getting along without yours?
WhipSmartBanky
04-11-2004, 05:11 PM
How come I can't get Minx to say I sound hot :(
Do you enjoy making yourself look pitiful?
Do you enjoy making yourself look like a greasy titclown?
bignick
04-11-2004, 05:11 PM
I usually try and help out noobs. Either that or I take advantage of their noobness :twisted: .
For Sure. I got my ass kicked on PGR2 for like 2 weeks. Then I got good and won sometimes. Most people will help you out, give you tips.
bfg9k
04-12-2004, 11:21 PM
I just picked up outlaw volleyball, so if Minx or anyone else wants to play I'm up for it. A foursome ;) of CAGs would be cool.
JSweeney
04-13-2004, 07:29 AM
How come I can't get Minx to say I sound hot :(
because you use the squeaky Mickey Mouse voice masking maybe;-)
Now it's time to say goodbye to the rest of my joke you see.
M..I..C.
See, it didn't turn into a flame war.
K..E..Y?
Why, because Minx actually has a sense of humor.
M..O..U..S..E.
Menoma Minx, Menoma Minx !
Menoma Minx ,Menoma Minx ... she''ll kick your ass and then she'll make you cry!! CRY! CRY! CRY!