View Full Version : Did I just get porn in my copy of Gamepro? (NSFW?)
FriskyTanuki
03-22-2005, 09:21 PM
:shock: The weirdest thing is inside my issue of Gamepro, a disc, possibly a DVD-ROM, from Axe. I'm wondering what the fuck it is and why it's in Gamepro of all magazines.
It says "V.I.X.E.N.S." on the disc and below it says "Very Interactive Xtremely Entertaining Naughty Supermodels"
On the insert above where the disc is attached to, it has a "Po" symbol with "Playas Only" under it. Next to it says: "Content is of a mature and extremely arousing nature and may contain images of saucy coeds, sexy stewardesses and other hotties. This software may be deemed unfit for some minors, spinsters, parents, heppily married couples, or anyone residing in regions where caning is still practiced."
Did anybody else get this month's Gamepro and see what's on this disc? I'd like to know before I try it out. I'll see what's on it if no one has gotten it already.
Moxio
03-22-2005, 09:23 PM
Axe has the stupidest commercials and advertisements nowadays. I wouldn't think any less of them.
My friend gets Gamepro, and he's a bit of a perv... I'll find out tonight what's on it!
Ugamer_X
03-22-2005, 09:26 PM
What are you, 12?
Just put it in your fucking DVD player and watch it...You won't go to hell.
Moxio
03-22-2005, 09:27 PM
My friend gets Gamepro, and he's a bit of a perv... I'll find out tonight what's on it!
http://img211.exs.cx/img211/4402/quagmirewithgunthumb1do.gif
zewone
03-22-2005, 09:28 PM
Its probably girls in skimpy clothes. Just watch it and you tell us whats on it.
Trakan
03-22-2005, 09:28 PM
Put it in and watch it!
Ledhed
03-22-2005, 09:29 PM
What are you, 12?
Just put it in your shaq-fuing DVD player and watch it...You won't go to hell.
smellhasreturned
03-22-2005, 09:30 PM
What are you, 12?
Just put it in your shaq-fuing DVD player and watch it...You won't go to hell.
argyle
03-22-2005, 09:30 PM
Avoid this disk like the plague - because it is. I popped it in my pc last night because I figured it would be good for a laugh, and it took me all of last night & most of today to straighten it out. Fucked my system up real nice.
hutno
03-22-2005, 09:30 PM
:shock: The weirdest thing is inside my issue of Gamepro, a disc, possibly a DVD-ROM, from Axe. I'm wondering what the shaq-fu it is and why it's in Gamepro of all magazines.
It says "V.I.X.E.N.S." on the disc and below it says "Very Interactive Xtremely Entertaining Naughty Supermodels"
On the insert above where the disc is attached to, it has a "Po" symbol with "Playas Only" under it. Next to it says: "Content is of a mature and extremely arousing nature and may contain images of saucy coeds, sexy stewardesses and other hotties. This software may be deemed unfit for some minors, spinsters, parents, heppily married couples, or anyone residing in regions where caning is still practiced."
Did anybody else get this month's Gamepro and see what's on this disc? I'd like to know before I try it out. I'll see what's on it if no one has gotten it already.
Its all a giant ad campaign, They have giant ads all of the boston T, they're just trying really hard to over sexualize their product
opportunity777
03-22-2005, 09:31 PM
Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)
smellhasreturned
03-22-2005, 09:32 PM
so wtf is it whats the campaign ad say ?
argyle
03-22-2005, 09:33 PM
Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)
No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?
smellhasreturned
03-22-2005, 09:34 PM
Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)
No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?
the hell ?
clockworkvictim
03-22-2005, 09:36 PM
Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)
No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?
Hah... sure sounds arousing to me.
screwkick
03-22-2005, 09:38 PM
Maybe now Gaempro will sell some magazines.
smellhasreturned
03-22-2005, 09:40 PM
Maybe now Gaempro will sell some magazines.
:o
Kayden
03-22-2005, 09:41 PM
My friend gets Gamepro, and he's a bit of a perv... I'll find out tonight what's on it!
http://img211.exs.cx/img211/4402/quagmirewithgunthumb1do.gif
Awwwwwww yea.... gigidy!
Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)
No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?
I moan? Wow, that's pretty bad.
nickmad
03-22-2005, 09:48 PM
What are you, 12?
Just put it in your shaq-fuing DVD player and watch it...You won't go to hell.
FriskyTanuki
03-22-2005, 10:01 PM
Give me a reason why I should show you the screen caps of the video that I took.
No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?
:rofl: :twoguns:
smalien1
03-22-2005, 10:05 PM
Give me a reason why I should show you the screen caps of the video that I took.
Because I love you!
FriskyTanuki
03-22-2005, 10:14 PM
Give me a reason why I should show you the screen caps of the video that I took.
Because I love you!
No, but I guess I'll just post in a few minutes once I upload the pics.
swetooth9
03-22-2005, 10:17 PM
Give me a reason why I should show you the screen caps of the video that I took.
Because I love you!
No, but I guess I'll just post in a few minutes once I upload the pics.
they're gonna be fake...i can sense it :D
Moxio
03-22-2005, 10:19 PM
A NSFW title should be added now.
Quillion
03-22-2005, 10:19 PM
Yeah why don't you just put it in yourself and see what it is ... maybe it's a new porno virus ... hey at least you get some nudie pics before your Windows system crashes :)
No, you don't. You just get some ugly chick saying her name is Naomi, and asking you if you know what that spells backwards (I swear to god, I'm not making that up). :?
Awww yeah. That dirty talk has got me going! I need to see some screen caps of the moaning chick!
Whew!
FriskyTanuki
03-22-2005, 10:20 PM
What are you, 12?
Just put it in your shaq-fuing DVD player and watch it...You won't go to hell.
Ahem, DVD-ROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
FriskyTanuki
03-22-2005, 10:21 PM
A NSFW title should be added now.
There's no nudity at all, but I guess I'll do it to get more people in here. :wink:
Quillion
03-22-2005, 10:21 PM
What are you, 12?
Just put it in your shaq-fuing DVD player and watch it...You won't go to hell.
Ahem, DVD-ROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Yeah, but it's Naomi! And you know what that spells backwards!
It's much Hotter than "Hi, I am Straw Latineg. You know what that spells backwards!"
smellhasreturned
03-22-2005, 10:41 PM
i heard its an AXE dvd
FriskyTanuki
03-22-2005, 10:45 PM
Welcome back.
Like argyle said, it starts off with Naomi talking about Axe and the opportunities that will arise if you try Axe deoderant on.http://img103.exs.cx/img103/1857/girl15qx.th.jpg (http://img103.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img103&image=girl15qx.jpg)
She mentions places that these opportunities could arise, such as the gym:http://img103.exs.cx/img103/2546/girl23lf.th.jpg (http://img103.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img103&image=girl23lf.jpg) She just swings her hips while counting to 3.
Then the library:http://img103.exs.cx/img103/3317/girl30oz.th.jpg (http://img103.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img103&image=girl30oz.jpg) Just some pics of this chick.
Then the mall:http://img103.exs.cx/img103/5346/girl42dv.th.jpg (http://img103.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img103&image=girl42dv.jpg) She unzips her top a little and asks Naomi if her outift's too tight, to which she reply's "No." These two have to be lesbians, since you can see that Naomi's checking her out while she's flaunting.
Then it asks me to download something, but I don't want porno spyware or whatever it is on my PC.
Steggy
03-22-2005, 10:45 PM
god i hate axe. That stuff smells like shit anyways.
My name is better backwards, anyway.
help1
03-22-2005, 10:51 PM
Im going to take an oppurtunity to tell a joke here.
After each sentence say, "Im a man."
You goto college.
You ask out a girl.
You goto a club.
You makeout.
She sucks your ...
She whispers in your ear.
btw1217
03-22-2005, 10:52 PM
Naomi backwards? "I moan"? I don't get it, is she in pain? If so, she may require medical assistance. Sick Axe bastards making some girl named "Naomi" suffer for their own profit or amusement.
/sarcasm
b0bx13
03-22-2005, 11:03 PM
But...but....SHE'LL OPEN PROGRAMS FOR YOU!!11!11!!
Riptard
03-22-2005, 11:11 PM
:roll:
2poor
03-23-2005, 01:18 AM
My name is better backwards, anyway.
hehe... it says anil
HSidwolf
03-23-2005, 02:27 AM
Axe has the stupidest commercials and advertisements nowadays. I wouldn't think any less of them.
Seriously. Axe commercials are one of the few things that physically make me reach for the remote control and change the channel. They're all of the juvenile and embarrassing variety that basically say "omg you better like, protect yourself if you use our spray because hot chicks will literally jump all over you, god we're so clever." What's worse is now they have this new spray called TAG with basically the same asinine commercials. I vote them the most annoying commercials on TV right after Enzyte.
Dr Mario Kart
03-23-2005, 02:32 AM
well, i mean thats pretty much the same strategy that beer ads and a number of ads have been doing forever. Its just very up front about the idea.
cynicallywired
03-23-2005, 02:33 AM
My idiot cousin sprayed some Axe on me at the supermarket and I had all these girls tackling me. It was a horrible experiance I hope to never have to face again. :(
starboyk
03-23-2005, 02:42 AM
With a name like Cletus...well...that just sounds like a new STD backwards...
janglypangly
03-23-2005, 02:45 AM
My friend gets Gamepro, and he's a bit of a perv... I'll find out tonight what's on it!
http://img211.exs.cx/img211/4402/quagmirewithgunthumb1do.gif
Awwwwwww yea.... gigidy!
http://img76.exs.cx/img76/352/stewie3qd.gif (http://www.imageshack.us)
MightySlacker
03-23-2005, 02:48 AM
My name is better backwards, anyway.
:shock:
Marry Me. :D
Dave
TXboxGuY
03-23-2005, 06:26 AM
My name is better backwards, anyway.
Peter: "Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anil. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it."
:rofl:
Snake2715
03-23-2005, 11:12 AM
My idiot cousin sprayed some Axe on me at the supermarket and I had all these girls tackling me. It was a horrible experiance I hope to never have to face again. :(
About 2-3 years ago I was in Walmart and these three chicks walk up to mys brother, our firend and myself and try pushing this Axe spray onto us. They were ok looking all dressed in blak clothes and axe t's.
It was funny as hell, my brother and our friend spent nearly 20 minutes over there talking to them and getting all prefumed up.
Scorch
03-23-2005, 11:22 AM
I use Axe. I made a temp. switch from Old Spice. I like it. My stepdad saw that I bought it at the store.. after I got out of the shower, one of my cats came up and licked my arm.. I kid you not, my stepdad said, his exact words.. "wow, look at that, you're already getting some pussy"
:rofl:
I like that Axe commercial with the woman and the dude (which isn't seen) in the tub and she's like "how old are you" and he's all "22" and she goes "yes you are!" in a sing-song voice.. funny stuff.
Oh, by the way, worst commercial(s) ever goes to Jamster, this is a fact, not an opinion.
evilmax17
03-23-2005, 11:26 AM
Oh, by the way, worst commercial(s) ever goes to Jamster, this is a fact, not an opinion.
It's like television got infected with internet pop-up ads. Watching them makes my skin crawl, because it seems like such an underhanded scamjob business.
Scorch
03-23-2005, 11:30 AM
Oh, by the way, worst commercial(s) ever goes to Jamster, this is a fact, not an opinion.
It's like television got infected with internet pop-up ads. Watching makes my skin crawl, because it seems like such an underhanded business.
I saw one on MTV this morning advertising Snoop's "Gin and Juice". It said "G** and Juice". I'm not kidding.
I use Axe. I made a temp. switch from Old Spice. I like it. My stepdad saw that I bought it at the store.. after I got out of the shower, one of my cats came up and licked my arm.. I kid you not, my stepdad said, his exact words.. "wow, look at that, you're already getting some pussy"
:shock: You guys weren't....you know....showering together were you?!
j/k Scorch! :D
Scorch
03-23-2005, 11:47 AM
...wtf?
That was retarded as all hell, Rig. No breakfast for you.
...wtf?
That was retarded as all hell, Rig. No breakfast for you.
That's fine. I never eat breakfast anyway! :D
radjago
03-23-2005, 12:12 PM
Oh, by the way, worst commercial(s) ever goes to Jamster, this is a fact, not an opinion.
It's like television got infected with internet pop-up ads. Watching makes my skin crawl, because it seems like such an underhanded business.
I saw one on MTV this morning advertising Snoop's "Gin and Juice". It said "G** and Juice". I'm not kidding.
You do remember H*** Pipe, right? MTV has always been uber-paranoid about references to substances that might be viewed in a negative light.
Scorch
03-23-2005, 12:21 PM
lol.. Weezer rocks.
My favorite one was "Days of the Week" by Stone Temple Pilots.. the video.. they censored "shoot".. as in.. "Monday/back from the dead/i'm letting it go/back for another one/tuesday shoot me in the head/i'm takin' it back, takin' it back"
..classic.
Quillion
03-23-2005, 01:27 PM
Another, "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus.
Original Lyrics:
Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
He'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth.
He lives on my block
And drives a iRoc
They bleep the line "He brings a gun to school" on both MTV and the radio.
supermariomelee
03-23-2005, 01:47 PM
Is this the news stand or the Gamepro Ex edition? Cause I just got the april issue(even though my sub. expired in january ) :? . All it came packed in with was a AOL disc.
FriskyTanuki
03-24-2005, 02:36 AM
Is this the news stand or the Gamepro Ex edition? Cause I just got the april issue(even though my sub. expired in january ) :? . All it came packed in with was a AOL disc.
Nope, it's just the standard edition.
crystalklear64
03-31-2005, 12:40 AM
Just so people know, this is in the EGM for this month as well. But, now I know to avoid it entirely THX!
FriskyTanuki
03-31-2005, 01:00 AM
Just so people know, this is in the EGM for this month as well. But, now I know to avoid it entirely THX!
Yeah, I noticed a disc in the mag when I pulled it out of the mailbox. I scratched the older disc up and even made some nice designs and wrote some choice words for the disc and its creators. :lol: I just threw away the second disc along with the first.
trunks982
03-31-2005, 01:45 AM
so no one actually installed the thing? im wondering whats the program thats trying to install in my computer.
JSweeney
03-31-2005, 09:35 AM
My name is better backwards, anyway.
My interest is piqued now.
I'm curious... do you have a girlfriend named Laro?
cgpwns
03-31-2005, 09:43 AM
Its an ad for those deoderants in a can.
martianlvr
04-18-2005, 08:02 PM
hey kid, I just put it in my pc and was just ad, so i just flipped into the GARBAGE!!!!!!!, anyway I don't need it (AX) I like being a crusty ol dude. Martianlvr.
hiccupleftovers
04-19-2005, 02:11 PM
My interest is piqued now.
I'm curious... do you have a girlfriend named Laro?
:rofl: