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uzumaki_star
03-31-2005, 07:07 PM
Me and my boyfriend were talking and I final realised that , my mate has an destracting taste for large breasted woman. I wanted to know how many CAG Members like large breast.

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 07:07 PM
I don't really care.

evilmax17
03-31-2005, 07:09 PM
This thread seems spiteful, and it makes me feel uneasy just being here. Did you two get into a big fight or something?

zewone
03-31-2005, 07:09 PM
I like big boobs. My favorite part of a woman's body. :)

Mr Unoriginal
03-31-2005, 07:10 PM
I'd say I am not at all a fan of large breasts.

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 07:14 PM
Lockin' the double.

You could have locked them both, I wouldn't have minded. :lol:

MaxBiaggi3
03-31-2005, 07:15 PM
I'm not a big boob fan either way, so if I had to choose, I'd probably go small. :D

lord_ebonstone
03-31-2005, 07:17 PM
As long as I get to touch them, I don't really care.

DenisDFat
03-31-2005, 07:19 PM
small all the way.

I have a large pair meself, and they're nothing special.

y2jrevolution
03-31-2005, 07:20 PM
I like big boobs. My favorite part of a woman's body. :)

I couldent agree more

Rich
03-31-2005, 07:20 PM
I HATE big tits. Small please. B is perfect.

greydemise
03-31-2005, 07:20 PM
in b4 the lock....and i like em medium sized, not too big , not too small..juust right :)..besides, say i marry said girl...they wont be down 2 her knees :P

kill3r7
03-31-2005, 07:23 PM
It's not the size that counts but the shape. I don't want to play with some droopy, sagging tits.

tornadomann
03-31-2005, 07:23 PM
I like them large

Abdullah2
03-31-2005, 07:25 PM
i want to know if theres any black person that doesnt like big ones, me small or medium is perfect, i hate when the round part around the nipple stretches big

bignick
03-31-2005, 07:28 PM
Im a big guy, so I need big boobs.

"Breasts are for reproduction, not for boys to play with" -my sister
She said that when she was a senior in HS, and I was a freshman, to some of the guys on the football team. They never let me live that one down.

Moxio
03-31-2005, 07:30 PM
Not too big, but they can't be the size of olives, either.

lord_ebonstone
03-31-2005, 07:33 PM
i want to know if theres any black person that doesnt like big ones, me small or medium is perfect, i hate when the round part around the nipple stretches big
Areola. It's called an areola.

Jrunt20x
03-31-2005, 07:35 PM
Here's my take on large boobies. Do I prefer them? Hells yeah. However, there are certain times where girls actually look better with smaller boobs. This one girl I have my eye on, she doesn't have the biggest rack in the world, but for some reason, she looks better that way. I can't imagine her being attractive with a larger rack and she's mad hot now. So I wouldn't worry about the size of breasts. Now, I have a question for you... does the size of a guy's wang matter to you?

masha
03-31-2005, 07:37 PM
Natural / Small / Proportional / 0% Fat.

road3283
03-31-2005, 07:43 PM
Quality, not quantity.

Lina
03-31-2005, 07:45 PM
Mine are small.

Everyone likes them.

zewone
03-31-2005, 07:50 PM
Mine are small.

Everyone likes them.

You still haven't got my opinion of them. Pics? /Obvious response

:lol: Just kidding of course.

PapiChullo
03-31-2005, 07:53 PM
As long as they aren't too small, I don't care. Bs are fine, but anything lower is kinda pushin it.

Kayden
03-31-2005, 07:55 PM
Mine are small.

Everyone likes them.

Am I the only person that thinks you're obnoxious?

Not to be mean... but you always seem to be talking about yourself or how you control people...

evilmax17
03-31-2005, 07:56 PM
Am I the only person that thinks you're obnoxious?

Not to be mean... but you always seem to be talking about yourself or how you control people...

2nd'd.

scargums
03-31-2005, 07:58 PM
if a woman has great legs and a nice ass i could care less about the boobs.

if not, big boobs are more than welcome (:

Ozzkev55
03-31-2005, 08:00 PM
Natural / Small / Proportional / 0% Fat.
Please say that wasnt in response to runts post

kaji7p56
03-31-2005, 08:03 PM
Mine are small.

Everyone likes them.

Yes they like them, but if there was a chick with bigger ones standing next to you, they'd like them better.

I'm not trying to piss anyone off, that's just how the world works. Girls think the same thing about guys.

mykevermin
03-31-2005, 08:04 PM
There is such a thing as "too big," for certain.

My wife, on the other hand...is just perfect.

myke.
...still trying to break the habit of referring to them as "snack trays," as an old friend of mine used self-referentially.

Blustrk98
03-31-2005, 08:07 PM
To quote the movie Weird Science, "Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb." I prefer smaller to larger. Same goes for butts :)

The Shiznit
03-31-2005, 08:09 PM
any size as long as their not too small. depends on the girl.

gveuptheghost
03-31-2005, 08:10 PM
you sir must have a large pair of balls to make this thread.





(Ilikebigboobies.)

GuilewasNK
03-31-2005, 08:14 PM
Digitized .... wait, you mean....8-[

:lol:
All kidding aside, it doesn't matter to me as long as they are real. Enhancement is a turn off IMO.

Lina
03-31-2005, 08:15 PM
Yes they like them, but if there was a chick with bigger ones standing next to you, they'd like them better.

I'm not trying to piss anyone off, that's just how the world works. Girls think the same thing about guys.

Not true.

Especially if it's some fat, ugly girl.

I have other attributes to make up for it. :)

Lina
03-31-2005, 08:16 PM
Am I the only person that thinks you're obnoxious?

Not to be mean... but you always seem to be talking about yourself or how you control people...

I know I'm selfish and obnoxious.

That's part of my charm.

And why many message board people dislike me. ;)

evilmojo12542
03-31-2005, 08:16 PM
anything more than a handfull is a waste to me, so I prefer naturall bobbies

GuilewasNK
03-31-2005, 08:18 PM
Not true.

Especially if it's some fat, ugly girl.

I have other attributes to make up for it. :)

;) Touché!

Jrunt20x
03-31-2005, 08:18 PM
I know I'm selfish and obnoxious.

That's part of my charm.

Does not compute....

The Successful Dropout
03-31-2005, 08:32 PM
As long as they aren't too small, I don't care. Bs are fine, but anything lower is kinda pushin it.

agreed....if i wanted to be with a little boy, id be with a little boy

certain size boobs are perfect on certain sized woman...i dont think theirs really any certain size that is great on every sized woman....if that makes sense

ah, what the hell...i know good ones when i see em


but really big ones might be better for certain things :lol: :

:---) :bouncy::bouncy:

AngellicLulu
03-31-2005, 08:36 PM
yay, another thread about breasts... at least it was started by a girl.
IMO, Breasts are a pain... I do not like my breasts being my main feature, but because of their size they tend to be. Something else brought up here was girls rating guys by the size of their penis... well, unlike breasts, the penis unless the person is unclothed is not immediately noticed. And no I do not judge guys by the size of such things.

zewone
03-31-2005, 08:37 PM
:---) :bouncy::bouncy:

Hellz yeah.

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 08:43 PM
Is it just my imagination or are short girls more likely to have large breasts? I know some of it is a matter of proportion, but I have only ever known one girl who was well endowed and also over 5'3".

zewone
03-31-2005, 08:45 PM
Is it just my imagination or are short girls more likely to have large breasts? I know some of it is a matter of proportion, but I have only ever known one girl who was well endowed and also over 5'3".

You may be right. All the girls I know with large breasts are short or they have had breast implants if they are tall.

The Successful Dropout
03-31-2005, 08:46 PM
yay, another thread about breasts... at least it was started by a girl.
IMO, Breasts are a pain... I do not like my breasts being my main feature, but because of their size they tend to be. Something else brought up here was girls rating guys by the size of their penis... well, unlike breasts, the penis unless the person is unclothed is not immediately noticed. And no I do not judge guys by the size of such things.

i feel your pain....i too think breasts are pain...i get whiplash every time i see a nice pair walk by :lol:

GuilewasNK
03-31-2005, 08:46 PM
Is it just my imagination or are short girls more likely to have large breasts? I know some of it is a matter of proportion, but I have only ever known one girl who was well endowed and also over 5'3".

It's your imagination. I have went to college with taller girls who were well-endowed. It's just luck and genetics.

The Successful Dropout
03-31-2005, 08:49 PM
Is it just my imagination or are short girls more likely to have large breasts? I know some of it is a matter of proportion, but I have only ever known one girl who was well endowed and also over 5'3".

maybe its just where im from, but i see all sorts of different varieties (varietitties) :drool:

2poor
03-31-2005, 08:56 PM
Here's my take on large boobies. Do I prefer them? Hells yeah. However, there are certain times where girls actually look better with smaller boobs. This one girl I have my eye on, she doesn't have the biggest rack in the world, but for some reason, she looks better that way. I can't imagine her being attractive with a larger rack and she's mad hot now. So I wouldn't worry about the size of breasts. Now, I have a question for you... does the size of a guy's wang matter to you?

same thing with me man. couple question though... is she white? and does she have a nice ass? there should be a way to measure how nice a chicks ass is.

Jrunt20x
03-31-2005, 09:00 PM
same thing with me man. couple question though... is she white? and does she have a nice ass? there should be a way to measure how nice a chicks ass is.

It's hard to measure how nice. It's generally easy to tell if an ass is nice or not, but how nice, that's tough. I mean, JLO that's an ASS, but otherwise it can be tricky to tell.

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 09:01 PM
It's hard to measure how nice. It's generally easy to tell if an ass is nice or not, but how nice, that's tough. I mean, JLO that's an ASS, but otherwise it can be tricky to tell.

JLO's ass makes me physically ill, and not in a good way. Less is more.

Jrunt20x
03-31-2005, 09:03 PM
JLO's ass makes me physically ill, and not in a good way. Less is more.

JLO makes me phsically ill, but damn... that is one fine of cushioning...

GuilewasNK
03-31-2005, 09:03 PM
Allrighty, I think the usefulness of this topic is nearing its end....

2poor
03-31-2005, 09:08 PM
JLO makes me phsically ill, but damn... that is one fine of cushioning...

nothing truer has ever been said before.

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 09:12 PM
Allrighty, I think the usefulness of this topic is nearing its end....

Wouldn't it have to have been useful at some point in time for that to be true? :lol:

JSweeney
03-31-2005, 09:23 PM
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!!

I'd have to say it's definately a case by case basis, often demanding rigorous hands-on inspection.

Now, just as a public service, I'd be happy to officiate a "top-off" between Lulu and Lina. A full in-depth report could be expected afterwards, in excruciating detail.

GuilewasNK
03-31-2005, 09:24 PM
Wouldn't it have to have been useful at some point in time for that to be true? :lol:

:booty: I begrudgingly accept your logic!

Jrunt20x
03-31-2005, 09:25 PM
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!!

I'd have to say it's definately a case by case basis, often demanding rigorous hands-on inspection.

Now, just as a public service, I'd be happy to officiate a "top-off" between Lulu and Lina. A full in-depth report could be expected afterwards, in excruciating detail.

Yes, we should do that. How about each CAG ponies up like 5 bucks and the two of em can split it down the middle. You two could make a killing.

silverandcold
03-31-2005, 09:29 PM
Big unz!

JSweeney
03-31-2005, 09:31 PM
While that would be a good and pure thing, and a benefit to all male CAGs, I fear that the invocation of Quid Pro Quo would show up soon thereafter, and absolutely no good could come from that. At that point, CAG would have more pictures of sausage around than Hickory Farm's website.

masha
03-31-2005, 09:31 PM
I know I'm selfish and obnoxious.

That's part of my charm.

And why many message board people dislike me. ;)


That's exactly what I need :bouncy:

Lina
03-31-2005, 09:34 PM
Is it just my imagination or are short girls more likely to have large breasts? I know some of it is a matter of proportion, but I have only ever known one girl who was well endowed and also over 5'3".

Definitely true.

I'm about 6'2, and small. Everyone close to my height is small.

I think it's the same for any woman who's athletic, as well.

AngellicLulu
03-31-2005, 09:44 PM
Definitely true.

I'm about 6'2, and small. Everyone close to my height is small.

I think it's the same for any woman who's athletic, as well.
. . . I'm 5' 3". . .
and I'm about as athletic as most full-blown gamers... now back to FFXI!

On another note: No none of you will see me top-less... even if it paid well. Anyways, I couldn't beat Lina.

Moxio
03-31-2005, 09:46 PM
:lol: Sweeney you pervert. ;)

2poor
03-31-2005, 09:46 PM
DAMN 6'2!! i wish i was at least 6'. being tall is cool.

JSweeney
03-31-2005, 10:07 PM
:lol: Sweeney you pervert. ;)

You're just angry because you didn't suggest it first.
Hmm. Lulu was pretty certain about not partaking. Perhaps I could appeal to her D&D geek nature and make a couple of saving throws.
With that kind of payoff on the line, you can be sure that I'll be throwing 20s :)

Ledhed
03-31-2005, 10:13 PM
Preferrably in the B to C range. I want it to fit my palm, but not extend beyond it.

Pure Apathy
03-31-2005, 10:18 PM
I like them smaller. Not too small though.

GuilewasNK
03-31-2005, 10:20 PM
DAMN 6'2!! i wish i was at least 6'. being tall is cool.

I am 6'6". Trust me it sucks being that tall when gas prices demand that you buy a car with great gas milage. There isn't one I can fit in comfortably. I am not even going to discuss buying shoes and clothes....

It was nice being able to dunk before I hurt my knee though....:)

Xevious
03-31-2005, 10:24 PM
Definitely true.

I'm about 6'2, and small. Everyone close to my height is small.

I think it's the same for any woman who's athletic, as well.

On Topic: I dont have a preference as to boobs size. I do like seeing them bounce. Sometimes, I get hyponitized when I see boobs bounce up and down. God I love that!

In regards to Lina: I like tall chicks so she might be up my alley. I'm 6 feet myself and I am not attracted to shrimpy girls (around 5 feet or so). Thats just me though. I disgree with Lina on one point though, I know some tall girls with rather large breasts.

Moxio
03-31-2005, 10:24 PM
You're just angry because you didn't suggest it first.
Hmm. Lulu was pretty certain about not partaking. Perhaps I could appeal to her D&D geek nature and make a couple of saving throws.
With that kind of payoff on the line, you can be sure that I'll be throwing 20s :)

:!::!::!::!::!:

Damn, you saw through my disguise. :hot:

2poor
03-31-2005, 10:25 PM
I am 6'6". Trust me it sucks being that tall when gas prices demand that you buy a car with great gas milage. There isn't one I can fit in comfortably. I am not even going to discuss buying shoes and clothes....

It was nice being able to dunk before I hurt my knee though....:)

i'm 5'8 and i the closest i can get to dunking is touching the rim. plus i'm skinny so it's pretty hard to post up on people. just the added 4'' would give me such an advantage. i can only drink my milk to help my growth. all i can do is hope...

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 10:25 PM
Definitely true.

I'm about 6'2, and small. Everyone close to my height is small.

I think it's the same for any woman who's athletic, as well.
. . . I'm 5' 3". . .
and I'm about as athletic as most full-blown gamers... now back to FFXI!

On another note: No none of you will see me top-less... even if it paid well. Anyways, I couldn't beat Lina.

Come now, you never know until you try. ;)

And wow, 6'2" ... I'm always suprised when I see women almost as tall or taller than myself (6'3").

Reality's Fringe
03-31-2005, 10:27 PM
Ones that are full of confetti and taffy. Those tend to be my favorite.

Moxio
03-31-2005, 10:29 PM
Heh, lots of tall people here on CAG.

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 10:29 PM
i'm 5'8 and i the closest i can get to dunking is touching the rim. plus i'm skinny so it's pretty hard to post up on people. just the added 4'' would give me such an advantage. i can only drink my milk to help my growth. all i can do is hope...

I can get far enough above the rim that I could possibly dunk on a good day. It'd be alot easier if I could palm a b-ball. :lol:

GuilewasNK
03-31-2005, 10:30 PM
i'm 5'8 and i the closest i can get to dunking is touching the rim. plus i'm skinny so it's pretty hard to post up on people. just the added 4'' would give me such an advantage. i can only drink my milk to help my growth. all i can do is hope...

Just keep working at it. I used to play against adults when I was 14 and there was a guy on the Air Base I lived on who was 5'8" - 5'9". He could absolutely jump out of the gym. As tall as I am, I didn't start dunking until the summer after 8th grade (I was only 6'4" then). I did it because I kept trying and trying and trying. It builds your muscles up a lot.

masha
03-31-2005, 10:30 PM
Please say that wasnt in response to runts post


I have a problem with fat. Everything is thicker than a stick, I'll consider FAT/ Ugly.

If a boob doesn't fit in my hand, it's a basketball ball and belongs in a basket. :)

Moxio
03-31-2005, 10:31 PM
I can get far enough above the rim that I could possibly dunk on a good day. It'd be alot easier if I could palm a b-ball. :lol:

Yeah same here. I can get the height, it's just the ball slips out of my hand midjump.

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 10:34 PM
I have a problem with fat. Everything is thicker than a stick, I'll consider FAT/ Ugly.

If a boob doesn't fit in my hand, it's a basketball ball and belongs in a basket. :)

He meant that he hopes you weren't talking about male anotomy with your original statement ... read the post above your first. :lol:

Yeah same here. I can get the height, it's just the ball slips out of my hand midjump.

Maybe you should build up your finger strength by playing an instrument, such as the guitar or the piano. ;)

GuilewasNK
03-31-2005, 10:35 PM
Yeah same here. I can get the height, it's just the ball slips out of my hand midjump.

Try cuffing the ball. I preferred the two-handed slam myself but when I did go one-handed it was either a right handed cuff or left handed slam. I could palm the ball better left handed for some reason.

Moxio
03-31-2005, 10:37 PM
Maybe you should build up your finger strength by playing an instrument, such as the guitar or the piano. ;)

:!:

You dirty man! NEVER! :bouncy:

crazytalkx
03-31-2005, 10:41 PM
Large........as long as they're not too big. I don't wanna see a midget in an F cup

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 10:42 PM
:!:

You dirty man! NEVER! :bouncy:

Someone's borrowing my strat right now but you can borrow my ibanez if you want. It's a shallow body acoustic electric, classical style (nylon strings). :D

I have a feeling you have no idea what I just said. Also I think this has officially become an OTT. :lol:

masha
03-31-2005, 10:43 PM
He meant that he hopes you weren't talking about male anotomy with your original statement ... read the post above your first. :lol:



Oh. I see. I couldn't figure out wtf he was talking about. Thanks :lol:

Moxio
03-31-2005, 10:44 PM
Oh. I see. I couldn't figure out wtf he was talking about. Thanks :lol:

No matter how obese you get, it doesn't make your peepee any fatter, does it? :hot:

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 10:45 PM
No matter how obese you get, it doesn't make your peepee any fatter, does it? :hot:

Why, you considering a high calorie lifestyle now Mox? :lol:

Moxio
03-31-2005, 10:45 PM
Why, you considering a high calorie lifestyle now Mox? :lol:


I want a fatter peepee. 8-)

2poor
03-31-2005, 10:46 PM
Just keep working at it. I used to play against adults when I was 14 and there was a guy on the Air Base I lived on who was 5'8" - 5'9". He could absolutely jump out of the gym. As tall as I am, I didn't start dunking until the summer after 8th grade (I was only 6'4" then). I did it because I kept trying and trying and trying. It builds your muscles up a lot.

ONLY 6'4''!!! i was like 5'5'' in 8th grade.

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 10:50 PM
I want a fatter peepee. 8-)

They say girth is what the ladies really want, not length. ;)

ONLY 6'4''!!! i was like 5'5'' in 8th grade.

I think I was about 6'1". I was probably 5'5" in 4th grade. :lol:

Ozzkev55
03-31-2005, 10:51 PM
i was asked by my high school basketball coach to join the team, but i didnt, i joined the riflery team, and i turned out better, i mean cmon, doesnt everybody make weekly summer trips to the firing range

by the way im 6'0

masha
03-31-2005, 10:51 PM
No matter how obese you get, it doesn't make your peepee any fatter, does it? :hot:

I heard it shrinks. With my waist 28 I can't confirm it. :cold:

Dr Mario Kart
03-31-2005, 10:52 PM
boobies are a physical cue of one of the many womanly hormones (I dont remember which one). Any general trends in what we find attractive are all related somehow to reproduction/fertility.

Your observation that shorter woman are packing might be related to the various hormones (or balance thereof) that are related to being tall and/or athletic.

2poor
03-31-2005, 10:52 PM
are all you tall guys white? i know that guilewasnk is african american.

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 10:54 PM
I heard it shrinks. With my waist 28 I can't confirm it. :cold:

It wouldn't really shrink, it would just be engulfed in a sea of flab.



Ok, someone steer the conversation back toward tits. You know, so this thread doesn't get locked for being off topic. Yeah, that's it. 8-[

are all you tall guys white? i know that guilewasnk is african american.

I'm mostly hispanic, but I don't look it.

Ozzkev55
03-31-2005, 10:55 PM
are all you tall guys white? i know that guilewasnk is african american.

white as the linen napkins in a bleach factory ballroom

2poor
03-31-2005, 10:55 PM
don't you love "GREAT NEW YORK BOOBS"

Moxio
03-31-2005, 10:56 PM
are all you tall guys white? i know that guilewasnk is african american.

I'm probably the tallest Indian guy you'll ever meet. :-#

GuilewasNK
03-31-2005, 10:57 PM
"GuilewasNK > Proving that the one thing men talk about more than women, is sports." :lol:

Thread hijack complete!!

(Not my original intention though)

sblymnlcrymnl
03-31-2005, 10:58 PM
I'm probably the tallest Indian guy you'll ever meet. :-#

But we haven't actually met you, so how do we know that's true? :lol:

camoor
03-31-2005, 11:02 PM
I like tweeters, not sub-woofers

Ozzkev55
03-31-2005, 11:02 PM
But we haven't actually met you, so how do we know that's true? :lol:

ill go down to chair to prove for myself, though being on the bridgehead in anzio thats kind of tough

alonzomourning23
03-31-2005, 11:19 PM
I love legs, they're my favorite part, though I hate long ones, I like the short, soft, bit puffy ones. Though another problem is I find feet the most disgusting part of the body, kinda hard when they're so close to legs. Though I like large breasts if they're soft, bouncy and not so perky. Otherwise I don't really care, though I don't like the super perky, or super saggy, ones.

Kayden
03-31-2005, 11:21 PM
I know I'm selfish and obnoxious.

That's part of my charm.

And why many message board people dislike me. ;)

Charm...?

I hate to drag this up... but it bothers me that this doesn't bother anyone else...

What would the reaction be if I said I used girls for cheap easy sex and them dumped them. I've got a giant penis, all the girls love me and I treat them like crap. Some poeple hate me, but I like that because they're only jealous of how great I am.

I think I probably be run right off the forum or added to most everyone's block list. However, oddly enough, they seem to tollerate it when you do it. Its amazing how quickly criticism seems to disapear when you claim to have breasts....

Ozzkev55
03-31-2005, 11:21 PM
Charm...?

I hate to drag this up... but it bothers me that this doesn't bother anyone else...

What would the reaction be if I said I used girls for cheap easy sex and them dumped them. I've got a giant penis, all the girls love me and I treat them like crap. Some poeple hate me, but I like that because they're only jealous of how great I am.

I think I probably be run right off the forum or added to most everyone's block list. However, oddly enough, they seem to tollerate it when you do it. Its amazing how quickly criticism seems to disapear when you claim to have breasts....

very insiteful kayden, finally someone with the balls to actually say that

oh and to sum up this whole thread
two words: Cindy Margolis

neocisco
03-31-2005, 11:42 PM
I like tweeters, not sub-woofers

Now that's a good analogy.

I like larger than average breasts. Of course, I'm attracted to all different body types. Some examples: Scarlett Johansen (sblmnlcrymnl probably figured this out already), Salma Hayek, Kimberly Williams (Father of the Bride movies), Eva Mendes, Halle Berry plus many others. I've always been a little more attracted to darker-skinned women and women of different ethnicities. To me, a curvy woman is just sooo female. Like the women in King magazine, so healthy.:) The last girl I dated had big, not ridiculously huge, breasts and a very nice, full, round ass. It had a hypnotizing effect on me. A beautiful Jamaican girl. I should call her...

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 12:03 AM
Charm...?

I hate to drag this up... but it bothers me that this doesn't bother anyone else...

What would the reaction be if I said I used girls for cheap easy sex and them dumped them. I've got a giant penis, all the girls love me and I treat them like crap. Some poeple hate me, but I like that because they're only jealous of how great I am.

I think I probably be run right off the forum or added to most everyone's block list. However, oddly enough, they seem to tollerate it when you do it. Its amazing how quickly criticism seems to disapear when you claim to have breasts....

The comment that stands out for me is when she said when women are older/adults then money is all that women care about in a man, don't remember where she said that though. I'm just not one to really say much unless there's a real reason.

Kayden
04-01-2005, 12:09 AM
So I'm not alone in my distaste for her or her attitude? Its hard to tell with people like Sweeny gluing his lips to the ass of anyone who says they're female...

No offense to you Sweeny... but dude, you're really kinda sad when you butter up to girls.

Mr Unoriginal
04-01-2005, 12:36 AM
are all you tall guys white? i know that guilewasnk is african american.

I love how much of a double standard political correctness has. "White" seems to be ok to say for you, but you are too scared to say "black" in a public forum, so you say african american. Shouldn't you use Caucassian?

Lina
04-01-2005, 12:37 AM
I am 6'6". Trust me it sucks being that tall when gas prices demand that you buy a car with great gas milage. There isn't one I can fit in comfortably. I am not even going to discuss buying shoes and clothes....

It was nice being able to dunk before I hurt my knee though....:)

I've been through this.

I drive a 1991 Toyota Corolla during the winter. :p Those are tiny.

I have to move the seat back as far as possible just to get in the car. People say I look so stupid in it. I don't care. It's my lucky car. It's been through 3 crashes, that have got me over $8,000... great gas mileage... and it only cost me $500. I'm driving it until the poor thing finally dies, which will probably be soon :(.

sblymnlcrymnl
04-01-2005, 12:42 AM
I'm 6'3" but I prefer smaller cars. Right now I drive a Mustang, but it's too big for my taste. I'd much rather have something like a 3 series BMW or WRX. :lol:

Drico
04-01-2005, 12:43 AM
Not too small, but not huge saggy ones. I like em somewhere in the C cup range.

Lina
04-01-2005, 12:44 AM
What would the reaction be if I said I used girls for cheap easy sex and them dumped them.

That you're a normal guy?

I've got a giant penis, all the girls love me and I treat them like crap. Some poeple hate me, but I like that because they're only jealous of how great I am.

I think I probably be run right off the forum or added to most everyone's block list. However, oddly enough, they seem to tollerate it when you do it. Its amazing how quickly criticism seems to disapear when you claim to have breasts....

When have I ever said anything like that?

I said I have small breasts. That's not good.

Obviously, not all guys love me. I'm not a beauty queen. I'm a mean, horrible person. Yet, some guys love me, and let me control them. I'll continue to do that.

I highly doubt anyone here is jealous of me. Nobody here knows me at all. Once most of you do, then I can understand.

Lina
04-01-2005, 12:46 AM
I love how much of a double standard political correctness has. "White" seems to be ok to say for you, but you are too scared to say "black" in a public forum, so you say african american. Shouldn't you use Caucassian?

I'm not trying to sound racist here...

But, whatever way you refer to a black person, some will be offended.

2poor
04-01-2005, 12:47 AM
I love how much of a double standard political correctness has. "White" seems to be ok to say for you, but you are too scared to say "black" in a public forum, so you say african american. Shouldn't you use Caucassian?

you're from caucasia?

Lina
04-01-2005, 12:49 AM
The comment that stands out for me is when she said when women are older/adults then money is all that women care about in a man, don't remember where she said that though. I'm just not one to really say much unless there's a real reason.

It's true, though.

Since I'm done with college, I'm thinking that way too.

One can be the nicest guy in the world, but if we're not financially secure... hit the bricks.

zionoverfire
04-01-2005, 12:50 AM
Obviously, not all guys love me. I'm not a beauty queen. I'm a mean, horrible person. Yet, some guys love me, and let me control them. I'll continue to do that.


Well obviously if men let you smack them around you must have something they are interested in, besides you are the one who said she did porn.:lol:

Dr Mario Kart
04-01-2005, 01:00 AM
well she is honest, and in tune with the way that the world works. Thats why I dont get involved with women anymore. Maybe someday I'll be ready for the long term, contractual prostitution that is marriage, but not today. If you're gonna be paying for sex anyway, you might as well pay a little extra to not have her around to bitch.

Peace is better than happiness.

zionoverfire
04-01-2005, 01:05 AM
Peace is better than happiness.

I got your eternal peace right here

:twoguns:

Zenithian Legend
04-01-2005, 01:11 AM
Big, small, horses love em all, unless they have hair on them cuz that's just fucking sick

oh and horses don't like man boobs or fat lady boobs, or misquito bites either... so I guess what I said at first isn't true afterall, how bout dat?

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 01:41 AM
It's true, though.

Since I'm done with college, I'm thinking that way too.

One can be the nicest guy in the world, but if we're not financially secure... hit the bricks.

May be true of some people, but I know of way to many people where the guy is broke, constantly fired, or just has no desire to work and they still have a woman, and she has more money than him. Hell I know of a lot of international students here who have no job (they don't give work visas unless you can show you have some beneficial skill) and no money and have women. Usually the ones who just follow your wallet aren't worth the time. See I don't really care what you are, male or female, if I'm in a relationship with you I expect you to work outside the home, I don't care how succesful you are at it just try, and we can split the domestic work. As I've said, I know a lot of women who don't even require working. I also know people who have gone into bankruptcy, and I know one person who got evicted, and the wife still didn't leave. If I think your a gold digging bitch then I don't want anything to do with that person, male or female that description can apply to both.

Collectordragon
04-01-2005, 02:58 AM
I am 6'6". Trust me it sucks being that tall when gas prices demand that you buy a car with great gas milage. There isn't one I can fit in comfortably. I am not even going to discuss buying shoes and clothes....

It was nice being able to dunk before I hurt my knee though....:)

Have you heard of the Ford Escape? It's an SUV but there is a hybrid version of it. I'm also 6'6" and it's what I'm thinking of getting.

Dr Mario Kart
04-01-2005, 03:50 AM
I think some comedian spoke against the idea that guys are actually picky about boobs and said something akin to the following, 'we just want a pair of boobs that want us'

Thread over
http://img55.exs.cx/img55/4228/alienbaby2tr.jpg

greendc27
04-01-2005, 04:04 AM
it depends on the girl. It's all about proportions.

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 04:14 AM
I think some comedian spoke against the idea that guys are actually picky about boobs and said something akin to the following, 'we just want a pair of boobs that want us'

Thread over
http://img55.exs.cx/img55/4228/alienbaby2tr.jpg

That's about all that I'm looking for as well. The only other thing is, if she rolls over in bed and I risk being crushed to death then she's too fat.

FriskyTanuki
04-01-2005, 04:36 AM
"Boobs will come and go and then someday you'll meet a pair of boobs that you want to marry. And those become the boobs that matter the most." – Randy Marsh

"Making breasts larger is a beautiful and wonderful thing. Making them smaller is…insane." – Doctor

Kayden
04-01-2005, 09:16 AM
It's true, though.

Since I'm done with college, I'm thinking that way too.

One can be the nicest guy in the world, but if we're not financially secure... hit the bricks.

Are you in some fashion saying this method of thought makes you more mature, being the recent college grad you are? Money = happiness?

Thats almost as assanine as saying swearing makes you mature.

How about loving someone for who they are? Or wanting to be with someone for what they can offer you beyond the physical level? Do you have the faintest idea of what love really is? With your attitude I don't think you ever really could know love.

Do us a favor and save your "I went to college, so I know how the world works" schpeals until you've lived in the real world for more than 10 minutes. Try living with someone when you only have $100 between you, but you don't care because that person is all you need. I'd rather someone empty my bank account and steal all my thousands of dollars in games than have them even consider harming my fiancé.

JSweeney
04-01-2005, 09:28 AM
So I'm not alone in my distaste for her or her attitude? Its hard to tell with people like Sweeny gluing his lips to the ass of anyone who says they're female...

No offense to you Sweeny... but dude, you're really kinda sad when you butter up to girls.


Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Now, with the requisite bon mot out of the way, I really think you're at a loss for not looking at the OTT frequently.
There is a bit of back and forth over there which tends to carry over into other threads. Without that basis, it may look the way you think it does, but just about all of what is said is in jest, and usually packed with self-referential and obscure humor.

camoor
04-01-2005, 09:30 AM
I like asian girls. Hey asian guys, I'll trade you our white blonde "voluptous" women for some of those slim asian hotties. Just look at those big rovely american breasts.. BONZAIIIIIIII

JSweeney
04-01-2005, 09:34 AM
I like asian girls. Hey asian guys, I'll trade you our white blonde "voluptous" women for some of those slim asian hotties. Just look at those big rovely american breasts.. BONZAIIIIIIII

Japan's only an island nation. I don't think it'd be able to support the extra wieght.
Of course, that does have the additional benefit of likely making Nevada the new West Coast. Hmmm.

Let me go buy some land in the desert, and then we'll try to get this plan on wheels.
It's a win-win :lol:

GuilewasNK
04-01-2005, 09:51 AM
Have you heard of the Ford Escape? It's an SUV but there is a hybrid version of it. I'm also 6'6" and it's what I'm thinking of getting.

I didn't know there was a hybrid but I heard of the escape. SUVs comsume more gas than my current vehicle (F-150) and that is saying something. I don't really have SUV kind of money anyway and definitely not if it is a hybrid.

GuilewasNK
04-01-2005, 09:55 AM
I've been through this.

I drive a 1991 Toyota Corolla during the winter. :p Those are tiny.

I have to move the seat back as far as possible just to get in the car. People say I look so stupid in it. I don't care. It's my lucky car. It's been through 3 crashes, that have got me over $8,000... great gas mileage... and it only cost me $500. I'm driving it until the poor thing finally dies, which will probably be soon :(.

God, that reminds me. When I first learned to drive it was a 1981 Chevrolet Chevette. I looked like a sardine in that thing. In high school it was a Honda Prelude. My knee was always hitting the dash. It was painful and I looked rather foolish in it.

Kayden
04-01-2005, 11:29 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Now, with the requisite bon mot out of the way, I really think you're at a loss for not looking at the OTT frequently.
There is a bit of back and forth over there which tends to carry over into other threads. Without that basis, it may look the way you think it does, but just about all of what is said is in jest, and usually packed with self-referential and obscure humor.


:-s Soooo.... you're making jokes you know no one but a handful of individuals will get? Who are you, Denis Miller? ;-)

I try to read the OTT as much as I can... its just that when I don't get in at the start I don't want to catch up. Also, it usually moves slow when I have time to post, so I lose interest. I'm only half an OTT3R... :sad:

cag1000
04-01-2005, 12:07 PM
small boobs r better
majority of the times means the girl is skinny and not a sloppy chunker

onetrackmind
04-01-2005, 12:08 PM
i prefer small over big. I friggin hate dinner plate nipples.

JSweeney
04-01-2005, 12:20 PM
:-s Soooo.... you're making jokes you know no one but a handful of individuals will get? Who are you, Denis Miller? ;-)

I try to read the OTT as much as I can... its just that when I don't get in at the start I don't want to catch up. Also, it usually moves slow when I have time to post, so I lose interest. I'm only half an OTT3R... :sad:

I didn't think so, but apparently that's the case, Kayden. That's not the first time that I've been compared to Denis Miller on these boards.

I can understand the way you post on the OTT. Actually, there's many times where I'll view it the same way... it's not really that fun going back over 3-4 pages of things people added to it the night before.

Going back and reading over what was posted here, and using the context only from this thread, I can entirely see where you were coming from with that original comment.

Kayden
04-01-2005, 12:28 PM
I didn't think so, but apparently that's the case, Kayden. That's not the first time that I've been compared to Denis Miller on these boards.

I can understand the way you post on the OTT. Actually, there's many times where I'll view it the same way... it's not really that fun going back over 3-4 pages of things people added to it the night before.

Going back and reading over what was posted here, and using the context only from this thread, I can entirely see where you were coming from with that original comment.

Its like that in every non-OTT thread Sweeney. You look like a stalker to some extent. :razz: Something you might want be mindful of. Only a small percentage of the boards are OTT frequenters... so in the eyes of the large majority of the board, you might look kinda creepy. I know you know better than really give a damn, but you may want to be concious of it none the less.

JSweeney
04-01-2005, 12:41 PM
Its like that in every non-OTT thread Sweeney. You look like a stalker to some extent. :razz: Something you might want be mindful of. Only a small percentage of the boards are OTT frequenters... so in the eyes of the large majority of the board, you might look kinda creepy. I know you know better than really give a damn, but you may want to be concious of it none the less.

True. Valid point.

Kayden
04-01-2005, 12:49 PM
True. Valid point.

When are my posts anything but?
;-)

*Hides before Zion reads this*

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 01:19 PM
i prefer small over big. I friggin hate dinner plate nipples.

Those are disgusting, though it seems a lot of people like them.

Nirvanaguy777
04-01-2005, 01:23 PM
Bigger is better...when it comes to tits.

Nirvanaguy777
04-01-2005, 01:24 PM
I think some comedian spoke against the idea that guys are actually picky about boobs and said something akin to the following, 'we just want a pair of boobs that want us'

Thread over
http://img55.exs.cx/img55/4228/alienbaby2tr.jpg


HAHAHAHAH the picture is hysterical.

sblymnlcrymnl
04-01-2005, 01:42 PM
HAHAHAHAH the picture is hysterical.

It is pretty funny. :lol:

gdw3877
04-01-2005, 01:43 PM
I HATE big tits. Small please. B is perfect.

Word son, word.

crissy1616
04-01-2005, 01:47 PM
As a girl, I want to put in my two cents.

Of course, there was a lot that was off the topic in this thread (cars, sports etc) but there did seem to be a lot of guys voting one way or the other, and seemed fairly even. Personally, I think that a girl should be proportional. And if the boobs are natural, then why be picky. But in any case, I guess if they are natural why complain (unless there is some medical reason to get a reduction or something.)

I am 5'7" and have large breasts. I have no medical problems, because they match my body. I am not obese, but I am not really skinny either. I am "curvy" :-) But anyway, if a girl that was skinny had my boobs if wouldn't look right. It shouldn't matter as long as the girl looks good and healthy. Thanks.

gaelan
04-01-2005, 01:48 PM
anything over a handful is of no use to me, however when i go to the strip clubs i like to see at least one circus freak show with teh bigguns

gdw3877
04-01-2005, 01:56 PM
i prefer small over big. I friggin hate dinner plate nipples.

Well then, what's better? Pink nipples or brown nipples?

And, before I forget, flapjack boobies suck- big or small.

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 01:56 PM
As a girl, I want to put in my two cents.

Of course, there was a lot that was off the topic in this thread (cars, sports etc) but there did seem to be a lot of guys voting one way or the other, and seemed fairly even. Personally, I think that a girl should be proportional. And if the boobs are natural, then why be picky. But in any case, I guess if they are natural why complain (unless there is some medical reason to get a reduction or something.)

I am 5'7" and have large breasts. I have no medical problems, because they match my body. I am not obese, but I am not really skinny either. I am "curvy" :-) But anyway, if a girl that was skinny had my boobs if wouldn't look right. It shouldn't matter as long as the girl looks good and healthy. Thanks.

I don't believe you, I think you're fat. Prove me wrong :) .

onetrackmind
04-01-2005, 02:01 PM
Well then, what's better? Pink nipples or brown nipples?

And, before I forget, flapjack boobies suck- big or small.

Pink are ideal if the girl is white. Obviously if shes a person shes gonna have brown.

gaelan
04-01-2005, 02:02 PM
I am not obese, but I am not really skinny either. I am "curvy"...healthy.

fat

Kayden
04-01-2005, 02:07 PM
"I'm not fat, I'm just big boned"

You're not big boned, YOU'RE BIG ASSED!

gdw3877
04-01-2005, 02:09 PM
Pink are ideal if the girl is white. Obviously if shes a person shes gonna have brown.

I got pinkies, but I'm only a half white dude. Anyone wanna see my ex's?

masha
04-01-2005, 02:11 PM
I I am not obese, but I am not really skinny either. I am "curvy" :-) But anyway, if a girl that was skinny had my boobs if wouldn't look right. It shouldn't matter as long as the girl looks good and healthy. Thanks.

That's ...ehhhh.... FAT :-#

masha
04-01-2005, 02:13 PM
I got pinkies, but I'm only a half white dude. Anyone wanna see my ex's?

Line them up. :D

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 02:14 PM
I got pinkies, but I'm only a half white dude. Anyone wanna see my ex's?


:bouncy:

onetrackmind
04-01-2005, 02:15 PM
I got pinkies, but I'm only a half white dude. Anyone wanna see my ex's?

Yeah but that could go either way, if you took on a darker skin tone then they would probably be darker. You can be mixed with something and people can't tell.

camoor
04-01-2005, 02:22 PM
I am 5'7" and have large breasts. I have no medical problems, because they match my body. I am not obese, but I am not really skinny either. I am "curvy" :-) But anyway, if a girl that was skinny had my boobs if wouldn't look right. It shouldn't matter as long as the girl looks good and healthy. Thanks.

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

gdw3877
04-01-2005, 02:24 PM
Line them up. :D

Will I get in trouble if I post a pic of a boobie?

EDIT* sorry guys, gotta head off to work. I'll be back on after 10pm est.

AngellicLulu
04-01-2005, 02:25 PM
Will I get in trouble if I post a pic of a boobie?
yes. :-P

gdw3877
04-01-2005, 02:29 PM
yes. :-P

Damn. Even if it's just one and not the both of them? They really are a great set of tits though. I would be doing a disservice of not sharing them. It would be in the best interest of a CAG's, male and female. Maybe if I PM'ed Cheapy?

evilmax17
04-01-2005, 02:30 PM
Just post a link to the pic (not the actual pic it self), and write "NSFW" over it.

gaelan
04-01-2005, 02:30 PM
Damn. Even if it's just one and not the both of them? They really are a great set of tits though. I would be doing a disservice of not sharing them. It would be in the best interest of a CAG's, male and female. Maybe if I PM'ed Cheapy?

just post the freakin tits son...its alright

Kayden
04-01-2005, 02:31 PM
Just post a link to the pic (not the actual pic it self), and write "NSFW" over it.

What he said.... we need boobies! :joystick:

AngellicLulu
04-01-2005, 02:36 PM
Damn. Even if it's just one and not the both of them? They really are a great set of tits though. I would be doing a disservice of not sharing them. It would be in the best interest of a CAG's, male and female. Maybe if I PM'ed Cheapy?
As they said you can post a link to it as long as you clearly state that the picture is NSFW, oh and make sure the breasts are of age... in otherwise don't get your ass busted for kiddyporn.

masha
04-01-2005, 02:36 PM
waiting....( :bouncy: ) (:bouncy: )

Kayden
04-01-2005, 02:41 PM
waiting....( :bouncy: ) (:bouncy: )

*passes masha the baby oil*

Kayden
04-01-2005, 02:54 PM
Fine... if no one else will post the boobies, I will....
www.gigantic-boobs.net/ pics/huge-boobs-118.jpg (http://www.my-penis.org/images/bouquet.jpg)

sblymnlcrymnl
04-01-2005, 02:56 PM
Fine... if no one else will post the boobies, I will....
www.gigantic-boobs.net/ pics/huge-boobs-118.jpg (http://www.my-penis.org/images/bouquet.jpg)

"http://www.my-penis.org/images/bouquet.jpg"

How about a NSFW on that, Kayden? :lol:

masha
04-01-2005, 02:57 PM
Fine... if no one else will post the boobies, I will....
www.gigantic-boobs.net/ pics/huge-boobs-118.jpg (http://www.my-penis.org/images/bouquet.jpg)

passes baby oil back to Kayden.

Kayden
04-01-2005, 02:59 PM
April fools and all....

GuilewasNK
04-01-2005, 02:59 PM
Um, I really think this topic need to be put out to the pasture after that....

Kayden
04-01-2005, 03:02 PM
"http://www.my-penis.org/images/bouquet.jpg"

How about a NSFW on that, Kayden? :lol:

Could one not honestly gather what the picture may contain based upon the link name and the preamble of "I'LL SHOW BOOBIES"?]

I know some people are dumb... but fuck...

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 03:09 PM
just post the freakin tits son...its alright

Am I the only one who does not want people post nude pics (even if the face isn't shown) of their girlfriend? It's one thing if she told him to, he'd be posting it without permission.

AngellicLulu
04-01-2005, 03:12 PM
Am I the only one who does not want people post nude pics (even if the face isn't shown) of their girlfriend? It's one thing if she told him to, he'd be posting it without permission.
No you're not the only one, but it's going to happen regardless.

Kayden
04-01-2005, 03:12 PM
Am I the only one who does not want people post nude pics (even if the face isn't shown) of their girlfriend? It's one thing if she told him to, he'd be posting it without permission.


*shakes magic 8 ball*

"My sources say yes..."

crissy1616
04-01-2005, 03:20 PM
That's ...ehhhh.... FAT :-#

I don't believe you, I think you're fat. Prove me wrong :) .

fat

Wow, I put in my serious thoughts and I get this shit. Thanks a lot, guys.

javeryh
04-01-2005, 03:21 PM
34B = perfection (most of the time)

GuilewasNK
04-01-2005, 03:23 PM
Wow, I put in my serious thoughts and I get this shit. Thanks a lot, guys.

I think a mod should lock this topic. It was ok at first because there was a just little joking but it's out of hand now.

crissy1616
04-01-2005, 03:26 PM
I think a mod should lock this topic. It was ok at first because there was a just little joking but it's out of hand now.

I agree; there are some really insensitive people on here that ruin what could potentially be civilized conversations.

bignick
04-01-2005, 03:28 PM
I agree; there are some really insensitive people on here that ruin what could potentially be intelligent conversations.

How could a topic of breast size be even romotely intelligent?

crissy1616
04-01-2005, 03:29 PM
How could a topic of breast size be even romotely intelligent?

Ok, that was the wrong word. I meant civilized.

Kayden
04-01-2005, 03:29 PM
How could a topic of breast size be even romotely intelligent?

:-s Thats what I was thinking....

Kayden
04-01-2005, 03:31 PM
Ok, that was the wrong word. I meant civilized.

...you're complaining that a group of predominantly teen to mid 20s males didn't civily discuss breast size?

:-k

Do you complain when you get wet standing in the shower?

crissy1616
04-01-2005, 03:33 PM
...you're complaining that a group of predominantly teen to mid 20s males didn't civily discuss breast size?

:-k

Do you complain when you get wet standing in the shower?

I suppose I should have just stayed out, but I was intrigued with the range of answers, and now I regret it. I really wish that I could have participated without being judged, but yeah, you're right. Sorry.

AngellicLulu
04-01-2005, 03:33 PM
Wow, I put in my serious thoughts and I get this shit. Thanks a lot, guys.
Well, you left yourself open for that one. Not that I'm saying what they said was ok. One thing I learned from the boys of CAG is don't let em see your weakness or leave any openings.
If it makes you feel better I'm the same way as you crissy, shapely with big breasts.

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 03:35 PM
Wow, I put in my serious thoughts and I get this shit. Thanks a lot, guys.

I was joking, I pretty much agreed with what you said. I didn't mean it and wasn't even remotely serious. The image you conjured up in my head is what made me want you to prove me wrong.

GuilewasNK
04-01-2005, 03:35 PM
:-s Thats what I was thinking....

It can be civilized, even with humor. I think people don't do it because it is too hard sometimes. It's easier for everything to be vulgar. I am not saying that things here should be taken as seriously as a face to face conversation, but when female members are being made fun of (when most wouldn't even bother coming into a topic like this in the first place) and penis pictures are posted, it is time to lock.

crissy1616
04-01-2005, 03:35 PM
Well, you left yourself open for that one. Not that I'm saying what they said was ok. One thing I learned from the boys of CAG is don't let em see your weakness or leave any openings.
If it makes you feel better I'm the same way as you crissy, shapely with big breasts.

Thanks :)

I really should learn though, I got upset over something they said back to me before. I just need to stay out of the OTT's and I'll be all set.

crissy1616
04-01-2005, 03:36 PM
It can be civilized, even with humor. I think people don't do it because it is too hard sometimes. It's easier for everything to be vulgar. I am not saying that things here should be taken as seriously as a face to face conversation, but when female members are being made fun of (when most wouldn't even bother coming into a topic like this in the first place) and penis pictures are posted, it is time to lock.

Your responses make me so happy.

camoor
04-01-2005, 03:37 PM
Wow, I put in my serious thoughts and I get this shit. Thanks a lot, guys.

NP

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 03:37 PM
I just want to make it clear that I was not making fun of anyone. I thought I was making a good natured joke. Sorry if it didn't come out right.

crissy1616
04-01-2005, 03:39 PM
I just want to make it clear that I was not making fun of anyone. I thought I was making a good natured joke. Sorry if it didn't come out right.

I did feel yours more as a joke; the others were just downright rude.

Kayden
04-01-2005, 03:42 PM
This thread was civilized for the most part... I think you're just mad because people jokingly called you fat. "I'm not fat... I'm shapely" .... Thats just asking for flak... He's not retarded, hes special. I'm not an asshole, I'm chronically insensitive. ...err... I lost my point... but don't blame us because your sensitive about your weight... :razz:

tauruskatt
04-01-2005, 03:43 PM
It's crazy that there are 9 pages of responses already O.o

just to throw it in there it wouldn't be right for you to post your ex's breast(s) on the thread, go for it if there's no stopping you, but it wouldn't help anyone on the thread take you seriously (at least I wouldn't) in the morning.

Don't give into the peer pressure~ I'm sure everyone here knows where to find boobs on the internet. =P

Also...it's a thread about BOOBS. What *else* did you expect Lina to post about? what preference she has small or large like everyone else? all her posts seem to be pretty straightforward and honest to me, whether they offend you or not is a different matter. I like to think that I am pretty hard to offend but it has happened before by plenty of 'honest' posts or comments IRL by perverted or socially inept people. *shrug*

I'm 5'5" and thin, my only asset till i was in college was my ass really, which still gets me (the sometimes unwanted) attention, lol. I sometimes wish my boobs were bigger, but mainly only if I'm in a bathing suit or something that smooshes them down. No one has to come in and assume i'm flat chested either, I've had plenty of guys think they are perfect and I'm a small girl, so DD's would look ridiculous.

Oddly enough, I drive a HUGE SUV. LoL...the irony makes people laugh, I'd love to have a more fuel efficient car, but $$ doesn't allow me to do so right now (another irony). In the meantime, I become more accustomed to the sence of power being taller then other cars, having the pick-up to merge and pass people, and generally a much better visual. Even if I have to step up two steps to get in. :lol:

~

AngellicLulu
04-01-2005, 03:44 PM
I did feel yours more as a joke; the others were just downright rude.
I understand your feelings, I also am somewhat insecure about my own weight, due to my bodytype and I'd get irritated if people on the boards started calling me fat for being shapely. But it's best to take what some say with a grain of salt and not let a few asses get to you.

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 03:46 PM
I understand your feelings, I also am somewhat insecure about my own weight, due to my bodytype and I'd get irritated if people on the boards started calling me fat for being shapely. But it's best to take what some say with a grain of salt and not let a few asses get to you.

I like shapely, I hate bones. Though I didn't even think crissy was fat when she made that description, I just figured she was saying she's healthy looking.

edit: This does not belong in the vs forum :roll:

AngellicLulu
04-01-2005, 03:48 PM
This thread was civilized for the most part... I think you're just mad because people jokingly called you fat. "I'm not fat... I'm shapely" .... Thats just asking for flak... He's not retarded, hes special. I'm not an asshole, I'm chronically insensitive. ...err... I lost my point... but don't blame us because your sensitive about your weight... :razz:
Kayden go to hell. Seriously, I mean do you know what shapely is?
Shapely is having big hips, big breasts and a somewhat smaller waist, which makes an hourglass shape. Having lots of curves as you will. It in no way makes you fat or allows you to be called fat.
It in no way should be associated to your other analogies.

javeryh
04-01-2005, 03:49 PM
It's crazy that there are 9 pages of responses already O.o

or 4 if you change your user settings... :)

zionoverfire
04-01-2005, 03:49 PM
I like shapely, I hate bones.

edit: This does not belong in the vs forum :roll:

Agrees and yes it's now in the vs. forum.:lol:

David85
04-01-2005, 03:50 PM
Me and my boyfriend were talking and I final realised that , my mate has an destracting taste for large breasted woman. I wanted to know how many CAG Members like large breast.


Straight men liking big tits!?!?!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Are you really that dumb you just realized this?

tauruskatt
04-01-2005, 03:51 PM
or 4 if you change your user settings... :)

or 11 by the time i finished typing up my post :)

onetrackmind
04-01-2005, 03:54 PM
tauruskatt i sent you a pm a few days ago, by any chance have you gotten it? sorry to be off-topic

Kayden
04-01-2005, 04:04 PM
Kayden go to hell. Seriously, I mean do you know what shapely is?
Shapely is having big hips, big breasts and a somewhat smaller waist, which makes an hourglass shape. Having lots of curves as you will. It in no way makes you fat or allows you to be called fat.
It in no way should be associated to your other analogies.

Touchy, touchy...
A lot of people try to pass of a rank steaming pile of shit as beneficial and helpful fertilizer... that doesn't change the fact that its still poop...
Now, I am not calling you or her fat... or poop... I'm just saying a lot of people try to make themselve feel and sound better/more attactive by dressing up their apearance with terminology.
I know a lot of people who call themselves "healthy" when they are obese or very overweight.
Some people say violet, I say purple.... magenta is pink... It all depends on your perception of the word.
To me, 'shapely' is a codeword for fat. For you, 'shapely' is aparently something totally different.
I knew a girl that called herself both healthy and shapely... she was 200lbs and had an ass I probably couldn't reach around.


However... I've from the mentality that you call a spade a spade. I don't say shovel, or garden trowel...

Kayden
04-01-2005, 04:06 PM
tauruskatt i sent you a pm a few days ago, by any chance have you gotten it? sorry to be off-topic

You should feel bad... after all, we all stayed on topic... :roll:

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 04:08 PM
But, kayden, marilyn monroe was also called "healthy", don't think that implied she was fat.

onetrackmind
04-01-2005, 04:10 PM
Kayden stop being a goddamn cigarette ;)

AngellicLulu
04-01-2005, 04:10 PM
Now, I am not calling you or her fat... or poop... I'm just saying a lot of people try to make themselve feel and sound better/more attactive by dressing up their apearance with terminology.
....
To me, 'shapely' is a codeword for fat. For you, 'shapely' is aparently something totally different.

Yes, Kayden, we (crissy and I) live in this strange world where the phrase shapely means having shape and curves. No one else has ever used this term shapely for the same meaning as crissy and I.

judyjudyjudy
04-01-2005, 04:12 PM
Kayden go to hell. Seriously, I mean do you know what shapely is?
Shapely is having big hips, big breasts and a somewhat smaller waist, which makes an hourglass shape. Having lots of curves as you will. It in no way makes you fat or allows you to be called fat.
It in no way should be associated to your other analogies.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=shapely

According to the dictionary, shapely means having a pleasing shape. So techincally, what you described might not be shapely... but maybe fat is shapely for some people :)

And to stay on topic, um, I think being "shapely" is more important than size.

Edited to add: btw, with my comment, I am not saying that whatever AL described is fat. :P

tauruskatt
04-01-2005, 04:15 PM
... but don't blame us because your sensitive about your weight... :razz:

:-P don't blame them because you have different terminologies. It'd be easy for someone to come on here and just say, "yeah i'm 6'7" 34C hourglass with a tight ass and long blonde hair" -_- (waits for readers to finish...) but instead they described what they looked like the way that they see themselves honestly, so no need to jump on their cases.

Angelliclulu & chrissy~ if it makes you feel better it seems pretty equal oppourtunity, on the twisting someone's words and cutting them down, what with the reference to flab being in the way of someone's 'sausage' gauging vision earlier.

tauruskatt i sent you a pm a few days ago, by any chance have you gotten it? sorry to be off-topic

lol, awesome, i post a rough physical description, and i get an off-topic reply that has to do with games, j/k~ yes, i did, and the pics are on my psp waiting to get printed up on a different computer (mine is out of colored ink, atm). ^_^

~

onetrackmind
04-01-2005, 04:17 PM
lol, awesome, i post a rough physical description, and i get an off-topic reply that has to do with games, j/k~ yes, i did, and the pics are on my psp waiting to get printed up on a different computer (mine is out of colored ink, atm). ^_^

~

Actually it was the suv part that really got me going haha... awesome keep me posted... thanks

GuilewasNK
04-01-2005, 04:23 PM
I have never heard of shapely being a "code word" for fat. All I know is that a shapely woman, a woman with curves, hips, etc... (Jenna Von Oy, Molly Holly) is MUCH more attractive than Kate Moss.

sblymnlcrymnl
04-01-2005, 04:29 PM
Could one not honestly gather what the picture may contain based upon the link name and the preamble of "I'LL SHOW BOOBIES"?]

I know some people are dumb... but fuck...

I know it was pretty obvious, but you don't want to have the mods and/or Cheapy on your back just for leaving out 4 little letters.

sblymnlcrymnl
04-01-2005, 04:31 PM
But, kayden, marilyn monroe was also called "healthy", don't think that implied she was fat.

Maybe it didn't, but she was a bit thick for my tastes. Also she's dead, which puts a real damper on it. :lol:

zionoverfire
04-01-2005, 04:33 PM
:rofl:

Once again Kayden sticks his foot in his mouth! But honestly I've heard shapley used to describe fat women once or twice, however normally it is taken to me someone who isn't a pile of bones.

Kayden
04-01-2005, 04:33 PM
Yes, Kayden, we (crissy and I) live in this strange world where the phrase shapely means having shape and curves. No one else has ever used this term shapely for the same meaning as crissy and I.

:applause:
Yay! You can be cynical too!

I didn't say my view of the word was right nor yours was wrong. I said there are different ways to intrepret words. With the description you give, veluptuous comes to mind. I associate shapely with robust or rotund. Healthy to me is like chunky or pudgy... not quite fat... but not overly appealing by my standards.

I'm not trying to get offensive. If I want to be cruel and demeaning I would probably make you cry :twisted:

sblymnlcrymnl
04-01-2005, 04:34 PM
I have never heard of shapely being a "code word" for fat. All I know is that a shapely woman, a woman with curves, hips, etc... (Jenna Von Oy, Molly Holly) is MUCH more attractive than Kate Moss.

So the stereotype about black men prefering thick women is true! :lol:

Personally I prefer the Milla Jovovich / Keira Knightley / Taylor Rain type, but there are exceptions (like Scarlett here). :D

tauruskatt
04-01-2005, 04:41 PM
Actually it was the suv part that really got me going haha... awesome keep me posted... thanks

haha, sweeet...will do :)

Also, just because i'm feeling random today! :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/tauruskatt/P5140095.jpg

baking virtual cookies (and not the bad kind) for the first person to state why the girl in this picture looks so happy =P

^_^

to be on topic...there's boobs in that picture. under the shirt. so, whatev.

edit: resizing the picture didn't work, so i just pasted the link.

AngellicLulu
04-01-2005, 04:42 PM
I'm not trying to get offensive. If I want to be cruel and demeaning I would probably make you cry :twisted:
You couldn't make me cry if you tried... see I have this guy who loves me therefore your opinion of me matters not. I was defending crissy so she could escape unscathed. And I seem to have succeeded.

JSweeney
04-01-2005, 04:42 PM
Well, this took an unhealthy turn.
It's like someone turned on a spigot and all of the humor drained right out of the thread.

judyjudyjudy
04-01-2005, 04:42 PM
Are those the guys from Penny Arcade?

JSweeney
04-01-2005, 04:45 PM
haha, sweeet...will do :)

Also, just because i'm feeling random today! :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v192/tauruskatt/P5140095.jpg

baking virtual cookies (and not the bad kind) for the first person to state why the girl in this picture looks so happy =P

^_^

to be on topic...there's boobs in that picture. under the shirt. so, whatev.

Well, the smart money would have something to do with the exhibitor badge from E3 that she's wearing. Oh, and those goofy press guys. Looks to me like they have faces made for radio and voices made for newspaper.

Kayden
04-01-2005, 04:45 PM
You couldn't make me cry if you tried... see I have this guy who loves me therefore your opinion of me matters not. I was defending crissy so she could escape unscathed. And I seem to have succeeded.

Huh? I was too busy looking at the cute girl to care what you were saying... :razz:

OMGWTFBBQCIAFBI!!11eleven!
girl gamer! :roll:

Hmmm... well.. you are kinda cute. ;-)

AngellicLulu
04-01-2005, 04:46 PM
Well, the smart money would have something to do with the exhibitor badge from E3 that she's wearing. Oh, and those goofy press guys. Looks to me like they have faces made for radio and voices made for newspaper.
I think she was implying the big tube in the girl's hand... just my guess.

tauruskatt
04-01-2005, 04:47 PM
judyjudyjudy Gets cookies!!! ^_^

judyjudyjudy
04-01-2005, 04:48 PM
judyjudyjudy Gets cookies!!! ^_^
Yay for me! I would be happy too in your position... meeting PA and having an E3 badge :)

zionoverfire
04-01-2005, 04:48 PM
judyjudyjudy Gets cookies!!! ^_^

I always wondered what those 2 looked like, I was going to go to PAX last year but I got lazy.

AngellicLulu
04-01-2005, 04:49 PM
judyjudyjudy Gets cookies!!! ^_^
man, I was thinking too much like a CAG guy.

tauruskatt
04-01-2005, 04:51 PM
jsweeny gets some too for noticing the E3 badge~ also the reason for happiness.

angelliclulu gets some also~ anyone who's read the penny arcade comic about cardboard tube samurai gets how frikken awesome it is to have them autography a *bioware* cardboard tube (it had a Jade Empire poster in it still at that point)

kayden~ i think that looks damn good for someone who's just flown all the way across the country and is sleep and food deprived because of all the shiny lights of gamer-temptation.

;)

JSweeney
04-01-2005, 04:54 PM
That can't be right!
JSweeney never gets any!
(Got to love self effacing humor.)

tauruskatt
04-01-2005, 04:54 PM
I always wondered what those 2 looked like, I was going to go to PAX last year but I got lazy.

you were going to go to that christen tv network? lol...j/k. yeah, I hadn't really thought until then that only one of them really draws the comic, I have one of those signed farcry comic books somewhere too

tauruskatt
04-01-2005, 04:58 PM
That can't be right!
JSweeney never gets any!
(Got to love self effacing humor.)

lol~ you get some *cookies*...i dunno if you actually get any or not, and really don't mind staying in the dark on that one. you do however, get an extra cookie for the monty python sig, "Oh please, just a little bit of peril?!" "no, it's too perilous!" :lol:

angelliclulu, it happens, hanging out with guy friends has made me realize I make some very odd observations at times...but I just have a dirty mind anyway, so it's not their fault, they're just around to appreciate at my dirty jokes. ><;

zionoverfire
04-01-2005, 05:26 PM
you were going to go to that christen tv network? lol...j/k. yeah, I hadn't really thought until then that only one of them really draws the comic, I have one of those signed farcry comic books somewhere too

:lol: Yes family TV will show me the way of violent gammer comics!

It's neat that you got some of their signed stuff, I'm just happy I finally get to see a picture of what they look like, I was always curious how closely art resembles the artist.

ElfAngel7
04-01-2005, 05:48 PM
small boobs, big ol' ass, that's the way i like 'em

Kayden
04-01-2005, 05:50 PM
It just donned on me... With all the posts in this thread I've made I have yet to state my preference....

gaelan
04-01-2005, 05:55 PM
Shapely is having big hips, big breasts and a somewhat smaller waist, which makes an hourglass shape. Having lots of curves as you will. It in no way makes you fat or allows you to be called fat.

In other words, Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin’ world go round

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 06:01 PM
Maybe it didn't, but she was a bit thick for my tastes. Also she's dead, which puts a real damper on it. :lol:

But she's so shapely, and soft..., and..... bouncy........and :drool:

camoor
04-01-2005, 06:06 PM
In other words, Fat bottomed girls You make the rockin’ world go round

I said it before I'll say it again

Muuuuuhd flaps

My girls got 'em!

gaelan
04-01-2005, 06:08 PM
I said it before I'll say it again

Muuuuuhd flaps

My girls got 'em!

BIG :booty:

2poor
04-01-2005, 06:25 PM
so we're back on track right? with the TIT-TAES and all?

tauruskatt
04-01-2005, 06:26 PM
:lol: Yes family TV will show me the way of violent gammer comics!

It's neat that you got some of their signed stuff, I'm just happy I finally get to see a picture of what they look like, I was always curious how closely art resembles the artist.

not so much, eh? much better then megatokyo tho...i'm not sure why i was really expecting him to look like a girl...>.>

PA/E3 swag = big dorky smile from me.

i think it's safe to admit i find one of them attractive, lol. :oops: it's the whole interests and sense of humor thing too, never happen, but whatever, i'm just saying...successfully techy but still down to earth/funny guys are a turn on. ;)

Kayden, do tell, do tell...lol

dcfox
04-01-2005, 06:30 PM
Maybe it didn't, but she was a bit thick for my tastes. Also she's dead, which puts a real damper on it. :lol:

Marilyn Monroe would be what I call voluptuous. These days there really aren't to many actresses or models that look like her and I think its a real shame. That anorexic Kate Moss look doesn't do it for me.

As for the whole being dead thing, as long as the body is still warm and it doesn't smell so bad, I might consider it. Anything beyond that, I'll pass.

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 06:37 PM
Kate moss looks anorexic now? I just remember her from titanic, she was so hot then.

sblymnlcrymnl
04-01-2005, 06:40 PM
Marilyn Monroe would be what I call voluptuous. These days there really aren't to many actresses or models that look like her and I think its a real shame. That anorexic Kate Moss look doesn't do it for me.

As for the whole being dead thing, as long as the body is still warm and it doesn't smell so bad, I might consider it. Anything beyond that, I'll pass.

:rofl: Your tastes are a bit more refined than Morbid's, huh? ;)

sblymnlcrymnl
04-01-2005, 06:41 PM
Kate moss looks anorexic now? I just remember her from titanic, she was so hot then.

That was Kate Winslet.

tauruskatt
04-01-2005, 06:45 PM
Kate moss looks anorexic now? I just remember her from titanic, she was so hot then.

lol...totally different people....

i'm not saying it's bad that people have opened up to attractiveness that includes not-rail-thin girls, but i have this oppositte problem where i have to work at it to gain weight, as i'm typing this i'm having an after lunch snack of nilla wafers and a left over can of frosting, tastes good but i'm pretty sure it's not nessasarily good for me, oh well. :roll:

alonzomourning23
04-01-2005, 06:47 PM
That was Kate Winslet.


Oh, I'm always confused about that. I seem to keep thinking their are two healthy looking, similar looking actresses. I always know what winslet looks like, moss is where I'm foggy. I don't pay much attention to that stuff. Ok, Winslet was sooooooo hot in titanic and Quills (greatest movie ever!!!!)

GuilewasNK
04-01-2005, 06:50 PM
So the stereotype about black men prefering thick women is true! :lol:

Personally I prefer the Milla Jovovich / Keira Knightley / Taylor Rain type, but there are exceptions (like Scarlett here). :D

I guess, lol.

I have dated short and curvy, tall and thin. I just think women are more attractive when they don't feel the need to starve themselves. Certain body types look better on certain people too. For example, Stacy Kielber is tall and thin but I think she is pretty like that. She one of the few that I think looks really nice like that. Someone like Vida Guerra, Molly Holly or Jenna Von Oy doesn't need to lose weight. They look great as they are and wouldn't look right if they were thin as Stacy Kiebler. Heck, I think Queen Latifah and Sara Rue ("Less Than Perfect" on ABC) are quite attractive as "larger" ladies (although I don't think they are that big at all). In the case of Sara I really like her bubbly personality. She seems like she'd be a lot of fun to be around. :)

dcfox
04-01-2005, 06:55 PM
This is Kate Moss:

http://www.warande.net/~signe/images/km000148.jpg

She does mostly modeling, I don't know if she's been any movies though.

2poor
04-01-2005, 07:01 PM
damn look at that bitch. you can see her ass bone sticking out.

tauruskatt
04-01-2005, 07:50 PM
you know I think there has been a few studies out as to what is the 'most attractive' female type, basically comes down to being semetrical and a certain hip to waist ratio. so while they may look different, marylin monroe and kate moss can both have the same waist to hip ratio, which is why out of the general public they will be found attractive (they also both happened to come around when their 'look' was popular in the media).

zionoverfire
04-01-2005, 08:10 PM
not so much, eh? much better then megatokyo tho...i'm not sure why i was really expecting him to look like a girl...>.>

PA/E3 swag = big dorky smile from me.

i think it's safe to admit i find one of them attractive, lol. :oops: it's the whole interests and sense of humor thing too, never happen, but whatever, i'm just saying...successfully techy but still down to earth/funny guys are a turn on. ;)

Kayden, do tell, do tell...lol

Girl like?:lol: I simply expected them to both have hair.;)

And at least you found them attractive for reasons other than their ass.:D