If You Won A Billion Dollars WWYD?

[Ozzkev55]

Just one of those creative threads where you post what you woud do if you won a billion dollars, and please specify, be creative not " id make a bank deposit, home loan crap", like me for example id go through my house bashing everything with a bat, then buy thousands of dollars of stuff from amazon, and make some fed ex guy deliver it all. if this is a repost, then mods feel free to delete

[dude2003]

buy my own island where i can be king

[bowmanarmy]

The hottest whore I could find and keep her for years

[hutno]

buy my own island where i can be king

with monkey butlers

[The Successful Dropout]

The hottest whore I could find and keep her for years

why stop at the hottest whore, when you can have the hottest whores? :drool:

[Ozzkev55]

with monkey butlers

and host a celebrity ultra realistic combat training ops, in a jungle setting, with sly, arnold, all them cool cats, and stephen hawking in charge of military intelligence, like a celebrity outdoor paintball game, just one of the many things i would do with that much money

[Moxio]

I'd probably just keep it and never spend it. ;)

[godhatesjustyou]

i'd open up a pc place, with the latest and greatest technology for all the computers. then only charge a dollar an hour, just to pay for the bills or something. yup, i'd be there all day.

[Ozzkev55]

Id buy a 1970 Roadruner, a 60's Gibson Black Beauty, a Smith And Wesson 500, Bentley Continental GT, then i would buy hundreds of plates of that fake movie glass, and have a mass fight with like 12 people, for like a killer brawl

[Rig]

Buy every copy of Lunar ever made...

Hell, I'd buy every game for that matter...

:drool:

[Ozzkev55]

I would insure an ownership of every Atari, nintendo, sega, sony, micrsoft system and every game, and then id go to e3, hoping to buy one for myself, i mean theres got to be a middle man to tranport it, and everybody has their bribe limits, i mean with a billion dollars i could set him for life. id also buy every known copy of Starcraft, and give copies to selective people to prevent noob crowding, id also pay gamespot to put the game on their front page everyday

[Reality's Fringe]

Am I the only one who would have a gigantic statue of himself erected? Made of Gold, encrusted with the largest and most valuble jewels, and symbolic of me crushing the world of course.

[Ozzkev55]

In regards to my ginourmous house, it would be equipped with a dojo, firing range, studio, the entrance way from the matrix's chateau, a movie theater, multiple walk in gun lockers, tech room, library, and all the regular crap, id also have a hologram of the butler from big o, that would repeat his sons of bitches line should anyone break and enter my fortress

[Zman310]

with monkey butlers

Was that in an episode of Futurama, or am I just going crazy?

With (insert Dr. Evil voice here) 1 BILLION $, I would, after having a super kickass personal movie theater built, hire everyone who controls a satellite to send out a message inviting all alien lifeforms to come and play our Terran videogames. Then I would have a giant gaming collesium built, where aliens and humans could come to test thier skills. And I would be sure to invite every CAG to come for the grand opening competitions.

[Dr Mario Kart]

money does seem to be easily turned into more money, particularly the more you have. So I would try some crazy stunt like with some of the things you've stated.

Buy the 1 million PS3 U.S. Launch, just for the hell of it. That eats half the Billion. Hire a team to Sell them for double that on Ebay. Our nest egg is growing.

[Ozzkev55]

Was that in an episode of Futurama, or am I just going crazy?

With (insert Dr. Evil voice here) 1 BILLION $, I would, after having a super kickass personal movie theater built, hire everyone who controls a satellite to send out a message inviting all alien lifeforms to come and play our Terran videogames. Then I would have a giant gaming collesium built, where aliens and humans could come to test thier skills. And I would be sure to invite every CAG to come for the grand opening competitions.

hell yeah, id invite some predators, and me and fifty other armed civilians, would get dropped off in the jungle for the ultimate test of survival, then if i was still alive then i would have a space station battle with aliens, if there are such a thing, if not i would pay to advance the qrio robot to such a level, where i could make an realistic alien, and predator out of it, is there anything money cant buy

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I would do nothing.

[rmoushon]

- What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

- That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

- Welll, not all chicks.

Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

- Good point.

[Dr Mario Kart]

- What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

- That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

- Welll, not all chicks.

Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

- Good point.

Thats going in an away message. STAT (whatever that means)

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Thats going in an away message. STAT (whatever that means)

Immediately.

[rmoushon]

cribbed from Office Space - far and away my favorite comedy ever.

[MrFriday18]

This is what I would do with 1 billion dollars

Definentely get a good look nice girl
Buy a huge house with a movie theater to play games in
Get the biggest kickass game setup ever
buy every game console and every good game for the hell of it
buy cool electronics
Buy a few cars: Ford GT40,2005 Pontiac GTO, and 2005 Mustang Cobra, and some other cards i guess.
Also buy my parents a nice house and pay or their bills and expenses and pay for my sisters college education.
I would also have an indoor pool, personel chef,and a maid
I would also want a go-kart track in my backyard and a paintball field.
Also I would start up my own NASCAR team.

I could go own for a while but ill stop there, big dreams for a 15 year old eh....

[Lina]

Buy Cheapassgamer, just to BAN~ everyone.

[Jrunt20x]

I'd create a site called richassgamer.com...

[Dr Mario Kart]

- What would you do if you had a million dollars?

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

- That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

- Welll, not all chicks.

Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

- Good point.

Someone told me this is from a movie. What movie is it? I dont wanna ask him.

[help1]

I would buy a extension to my house... thats as big as the games section of ebgames or soemthing...

[Ozzkev55]

2005 Pontiac GTO

I hate to say it man but compared to the old goats, that car is severley overrated, and remember its a billion dollars, you can buy william randolph hearts duesenberg for christs sake, id fix myself up with one of those new bugatti veyrons with the 1001 hp, park it in a garage on the autobahn, and go driving every once and a while at 260+ mph

[Tromack]

and host a celebrity ultra realistic combat training ops, in a jungle setting, with sly, arnold, all them cool cats, and stephen hawking in charge of military intelligence, like a celebrity outdoor paintball game, just one of the many things i would do with that much money


Just because the man is great at physics, doesn't mean he'd be a good tactician. Not that he'd be bad, but he doesn't have any training in military strategy.

Honestly, money isn't everything, and I doubt I would do anything differently. Sure the security would be nice, and I might travel more. Seriously I have a good life as is and money isn't going to make it better.

[Tromack]

Someone told me this is from a movie. What movie is it? I dont wanna ask him.


Office Space.

[Nirvanaguy777]

If I had a billion dollars I would quit school, buy an awesome house/car/furnishings/etc etc etc, I would sit on my ass every day and do nothing, I would hang around with people all day and do whatever I wanted without a care in the world, I would invest all my money to make more and make it my business to spend a minimum of five thousand dollars per day.

[DT778]

I would buy all of the fields in my area and give my field working employes(sp?) a big raise. And better working conditions.

[Nirvanaguy777]

Office Space.

Exactly, one of my ten favorite movies BTW, kinda were I got I would sit on my ass all day and do nothing.

[Ozzkev55]

Just because the man is great at physics, doesn't mean he'd be a good tactician. Not that he'd be bad, but he doesn't have any training in military strategy.

Honestly, money isn't everything, and I doubt I would do anything differently. Sure the security would be nice, and I might travel more. Seriously I have a good life as is and money isn't going to make it better.

Oh i know, its just an inside joke with my friends, the mans a physics genius but i had to make an excuse to include him, id crack up with him on my side, the guys a funny man, despite his anti-american views, and his ALS, to which i am amazed this man carrys on being one of the smartest people on earth

EDIT: Id also, remake every good drama movie, to have a spastic, ATHF kind of humor to it, just out of eccentricy

"Poor people are crazy jack, im eccentric"-Dennis Hopper, in Speed

[dude2003]

I'd create a site called richassgamer.com...

where no one can buy a game less than 49.99
all games posted have to be 49.99 or over

[javeryh]

First thing I'd do is buy the New York Football Giants (a billion is probably not enough though)

[Mr.Answer]

I wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner, but I would I'd just eat more..

[saadman]

I'd go to the bank and request it all in $20 bills and throw it in my basement. Then whenever I need to go out I can just go to the basement and grab a couple bucks. I always know where some money is lying around.....and its not like its going to run out anytime soon.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Exactly, one of my ten favorite movies BTW, kinda were I got I would sit on my ass all day and do nothing.

Same here.

Peter: I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.

Samir: Peter, she's anorexic.

Peter: Yeah, I know. They guy's really good.

[dude2003]

I'd go to the bank and request it all in $20 bills and throw it in my basement. Then whenever I need to go out I can just go to the basement and grab a couple bucks. I always know where some money is lying around.....and its not like its going to run out anytime soon.

and i can find out where you live so i will know where to get a couple of bucks whenever i need too. :)

[javeryh]

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

Classic.

[FriskyTanuki]

I'd just go to Best Buy and buy out their game stock on random days.

[Kaijufan]

I would pick up all of the Star Trek, Babylon 5, and X Files seasons on DVD, along with other DVDs and game I want. Then I would buy myself the biggest TV and nicest surround sound system I could find. After that I would need a big new house, and a high speed internet connection. My parents and brother would get a few million each.
I would then give everyone in my senior class a full ride scholarship, and put the rest into the bank. I might get a part time job somewhere so I wouldn't have to spend what's left of the billion every time I want something.
And if Fox decides to cancel Arrested Development I would have to fund part of, if not the entire third season.

[Admiral Ackbar]

"Two chicks at the same time."

[Monsta Mack]

Make sure I get every game I wanted, but still be a cheapass about it, and put the money I save into stocks.

Buy a house, but nothing too expensive, I would pay off the IRS and what not to keep my name underwraps, so people didn't know I was a billionare.

Buy season tickets to the Sox games.

Give about 30% of the cash to my parents, another 30% to my wife, 10% to my friends.

Own every single gaming system, and try to buy alot of the old school games, and keep tabs with the newest releases.

My car would still suck, like I said, I wouldn't want people to know im rich :D

[Nirvanaguy777]

Classic.

Indeed, such a teriffic movie, I heard they were making a special edition dvd but ive yet to see anything for it.

[erehwon]

1. Pay off college loans
2. Buy an okay car - Don't need a fancy car ( most are stick and I can't drive stick)
3. Buy modest house
4. Put a quarter of it in the bank
5. Buy a large share of Sony, Square-enix, Microsoft, and Nintendo stock
6. Invest more money in very profitable stocks to get more money

7. Buy Sega and knock some sense into them

[PhrostByte]

I would keep about 10 million. Hook up a new house, car, buy a bunch of games, quit school, quit work, just enjoy the rest of my money... Then I think I would give the rest away to charity... The feeling would be great.

-edit-Actually.. now that I think about it.. I probably wouldn't quit school. I would just take less credits and go for like 8 years instead of what I'm currently planning on... 4.

[crazytalkx]

Games/cars/humongous house/women/guitars/other electronics (tv, pc)

[BlueWingX]

I wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner, but I would I'd just eat more..

You beat me to it... Well played... :)

[janglypangly]

I would buy all my friends ds's and ds's with all the games and have multiplayer goodness :)

[ElwoodCuse]

i'd buy CAG so I could ban people who make dumb threads

haha no I'd buy a hockey team and kick the ass of the idiots that are ruining the NHL

[Ozzkev55]

In regards to school, id go and be like the old lady in beauty and the beast, and give money to people whom i saw were polite, and in essence turn them into evil greedy snobs, i would be selective in my learning though, id also hunt down every bottle of crush orange soda, as im still searching for it, and it kicks ass

[Ozzkev55]

After a brief name change i realized that money doesnt fix a person, but it does solve anything that affects him as an outside force, for with money you can never control the problems that come from within, that said, id buy 10 of those 2,000 dollar omelettes in the city, and give them to the poor, now when though of they are eating something, thats not filling, but is more than their yearly salary, is that so mean

[alongx]

Three words: Personal. Ball. Washer. I'd take her everywhere I go. I would tell everyone, in my best Lewis Black impersonation, "I am an important executive and my balls have got to be clean"

[Kaijufan]

Oh, I forgot to put in my post that I would buy or have someone make me new versions of the following cars: Ecto 1, Bluth Stair Car, and the Time Machine from Back to the Future.

[RiCeBo1]

-I'd make a porn video with 3 pornstars (girls)
-Get the coolest video game/movie entertainment setup
-Get a kickass PC
-Have a go-kart in my backyard
-Have a full court basketball
-Have a 1 acre stadium for football
-Buy an Escalade with 24" spinners
-Buy a Hummer with the highest inch with spinners

[zionoverfire]

Buy 1,000,000,000 cyanide tables and make it my goal in life to distribute them to everyone I met.

[blueweltall]

Buy 25 copies of Digital Devil and brag about it to Nachzeher. His Shadow Hearts collection would look like a piece of crap compare to my digital devil collection. :D

[Quillion]

I'd still be a cheap ass.

[tcrash247]

First I'd crap my pants. Then I'd regroup and do some shopping.

-Buy a kick ass entertainment center
-Buy all the consoles and games I've ever wanted
-Buy a couple cars and hook them up
-Buy new appliances and furniture for my house
-Give a million dollars to each of my family members
-Buy a few bass guitars and a couple huge speaker cabinets with an amp head that goes up to 11
-Try and buy the Philadelphia Phillies with any left over money, if someone with some serious dough doesn't buy them, they'll suck forever

[Ozzkev55]

Buy a Hummer with the highest inch with spinners

i would never give the h2 any money since it defeats the purpose of the hummer, id get a humvee, and thse new jeeps with the forward and rear hemi engine
, but id drive my three PoS cars i got now, straight into the resozoir by my house, then id set up a scuba stand where people can dive under and look at em for a fee

[camoor]

Climb mountains.

[$hady]

i'd buy this website and close it to the public! I'd advetise with the most aggresive popup ads and commercial ads like no one has ever seen b4. I'd make you want to visit so bad that you'd die for me. Then i'll have you join my cult and we can rid the world of hippies once and for all!!!!!!

[Ozzkev55]

everyone says bu the website, you could do that without a billion dollars, after all this is the cheapassgamer website, you could buy it off cheapy with two chicken subs, and a drink