View Full Version : This movie is $5.50 at Walmart
evilmax17
04-16-2004, 08:04 PM
www.thejudasproject.com/video.htm
Tell me this isn't the best dvd cover ever.
Jesus with a pony tail...in blue jeans...with crown of thorns........
VS APACHE HELICOPTERS!!!!!
Mr_hockey66
04-16-2004, 08:06 PM
Is that steven Segal?
bignick
04-16-2004, 08:07 PM
Yeah, that $5.50 dvd bin at wall mart rules. I suggest Strange Days.
SneakyPenguin
04-16-2004, 08:11 PM
im going to walmart. :lol:
im serious i must own this movie.
suprsaiyanMAX
04-16-2004, 08:17 PM
They have some alright hong kong action flicks in their bargain bin too.
Mr_hockey66
04-16-2004, 08:18 PM
Steven "the christ" Segal! Follow me punks or i'll snape your puny neak punk!
Gothic Walrus
04-16-2004, 08:27 PM
You've seen "The Passion of the Christ..."
Now, see what happens when JESUS GETS PISSED!
Mr_hockey66
04-16-2004, 08:31 PM
The cross couldn't hold him...
Heaven Wouldn't keep him...
This summer YOU WILL FEAR HIM!
JSweeney
04-16-2004, 09:56 PM
Sponsored by budwiser....
The king of beers brings you the King of Kings.
paz9x
04-17-2004, 01:52 AM
ha....everyone of those last 4 posts were awesome. Funny stuff. shoot, im still laughin
godhatesjustyou
04-17-2004, 01:57 AM
hahah, yeah.
SneakyPenguin
04-17-2004, 01:58 AM
i was watching die another day, and i swear, after bond is captured, he looks like jesus. t was like the passion of the bond.
and mr hockey, that is so good i may end up sigging it.
bradr
04-17-2004, 02:12 AM
Hey! I think the director of the movie lives near me! At least same area code (703). I've never heard of Buchanan VA, though. Maybe that's just the name of his religious compound. Maybe I can go over there and get my $5.99 copy autographed.
* Check out the link on his site that asks you to donate money so he can release the film "to the lost in the world" (other countries). Apparently, the Germans REALLY want it (his words, not mine).
bradr
04-17-2004, 02:14 AM
They have some alright hong kong action flicks in their bargain bin too.
Do you happen to have seen/know about a lot of Shaw Bros. movies? I'm looking for one (I think it's from SB) but don't know the name and only barely remember one scene from it.
eldad9
04-17-2004, 02:19 AM
Also of interest:
Jesus & Hutch (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0244564/).
Jesus is back. And this time he's fighting crime with his trusted partner, Hutch.
Starring Eric Stoltz as Jesus.
WeaponX2099
04-17-2004, 02:28 AM
I saw Jesus and Hutch on Action. It was the funny 4 minutes around.
KrazyKefka
04-17-2004, 02:31 AM
The only thing that would make that cover better?
If Jesus was holding an M-16. Oh yeah...
EggViper
04-17-2004, 03:08 AM
The only thing that would make that cover better?
If Jesus was holding an M-16. Oh yeah...
lol i was thinking the same thing
Reality's Fringe
04-17-2004, 11:05 AM
Have any of you guys seen JESUS CHRIST VAMPIRE HUNTER, it's SWEET. Check it out on Amazon when you have the time.
Mr_hockey66
04-17-2004, 11:30 AM
This summer....
In the jungle heat....
One man will arise to fight evil...
They drew first blood...
Now its time for Revenge.
Jesus Chirst in
Jesusbo!
Or
Comming this fall..
The jesanator! He said hell be back and he ment it!
or
Coming this winter...
A man with a troubled youth...
Living in the slums of Philliy...
Must fight his way to the top
Staring the son of God!
"Christy" will knock you out.
This is the story of Chirsty Balboa the Italian Stallion!
Mr_hockey66
04-17-2004, 11:37 AM
Don't make him angry... you wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Coming this fall....
The incredible Chirst!