Area 51 Contest - Win one of three copies of Midway's Area 51 (PS2/Xbox/PC)

[CheapyD]

Special for you, I have 3 copies of Area 51, Midway's soon to be released alien themed FPS, just waiting to be won.

To enter, simply post a little story about any alien encounters/UFO sightings you might have had. Feel free to use your imagination.
Do not create more than one post in this thread.

One entry per person. Winners will be chosen at random.
Contest will close on 4/25 (Area 51's release date)

Official info:
http://www.area51-game.com/
http://www.area51-game.com/blog/

Area 51 Articles:
http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/area51/preview_6105846.html
http://previews.teamxbox.com/xbox/916/Area-51/p1/

Area 51 Resource Pages:
http://games.teamxbox.com/xbox/830/Area-51/
http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/area51/index.html?q=area+51
http://xbox.gamespy.com/xbox/area-51/?ui=gamefinder

Console pre-orders get a free copy of Midway Arcade Treasures 2 and PC pre-orders get a free t-shirt:
http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/240982.asp
http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/241014.asp
http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/256027.asp

[odb]

So there I was the next morning in bed, next to a 6-eyed, 20-armed tentacle beast from outer space, when I finally realized that maybe I should pick my target for the night before I start drinking. Then it woke up, and said, "I need about 3 fitty." I swear man, I am done with tequila.

[lurknomore]

I went to college in Maine. One day we decided to up and go skiing in New Hampshire. When you drive through New Hampshire, you have to drive through this wicked swerve of trees onto of the weirdest set of mountains. It was pretty late, and it was nearly impossible to drive. We came around this blind ridge, and then all of a sudden there were these strange lights. We thought it was an oncoming truck. We immediately stopped the car 'cause we had no idea where to go on this 2 lane road. A good half an hour later, we get down the mountain range and stop at the first little diner. The waitress asks if we saw anything up there, as it is a well-known place of alien sightings. We say that we hadn't except that there was this truck that tried to run us over. She then says that that was strange to hear as there hadn't been a truck that passed all night and that that was the only way up the mountain. We just looked at each other.......

[lordopus99]

yeah. Aliens are cool. I have one as a pet and he does fun cool tricks such as when I play catch with him he disappears and reappears where the ball is. He sometimes plays unfair though. One day while playing Halo 2 he used his telepathy to mod the game so he wouldn't die. He is such a cheater.... ERRGGG.

[onetrackmind]

Thanks for the contest Cheapy!

This is actually a true story... I was around 8 or 9 at the time. I am pretty close to my cousins and at the time they lived out in an area called West Alton, the area is basically a lot of farmland. Anyways i had spent the weekend at my cousins house and my dad had come to pick me up. We were driving home late at night (around 10 pm or so i guess) and my dad sees this really bright light in the sky, and he goes "Hey look at that."

The light was moving across the sky kinda slow from the left to the right (about the speed of a plane) then it stopped and hovered in place for a couple seconds then it started dropping towards the ground at about the same speed. It stopped hovered again for a couple seconds then it took off (seriously i've never seen anything that fast and move like this) and it was gone.

It basically disappeared out of thin air. The whole experience lasted probably 20 seconds. After it disappeared me and my dad both looked at each other and i asked him what was that and my dad goes "i dont know." To this day we don't have a clue what it was, could have been a plane but i dont know of a plane that could have done the things that this thing did.

[NormanB258]

There was a crazy old man who used to walk the same trail that I walked my dog on that insisted he was abducted by aliens and had a chip implanted in his head.

He even had business cards that told part of the story.

I did not enjoy talking to him.

[The Successful Dropout]

True Story

My girlfriend and I used to fight a lot about how narrow-minded she used to be when we first started dating. She believed that this world was it and she never really thought of what else is out there. She laughed at the thought of aliens existing and made fun of me for having such beliefs. Then again, she also thought that aliens had to be little green men with big eyes and a big head. I explained to her over and over again that their has to be more than just us. With all of the other planets, atmospheres, solar systems, galaxies, etc...do you really think that we're the only ones out there/here? I mean, I'm sure the thought of something being able to live underwater (fish, etc) baffled people at first too. Not to mention everything that exists in the deep waters that we don't know about because we can't go down there (yet) and they can't come up here (yet) due to water pressures and other obstacles. It isn't impossible for something to exist somewhere, just because we can't get to it or because the environment doesn't suit what we need for survival. IMO, it's more impossible for their to be nothing out there. Anyways, I believe we're not alone. Not that aliens live among us (though I wouldn't exactly rule that out), but that aliens exist. Aliens not necessarily meaning little green men and not necessarily meaning human being look-a-likes on other planets. Just other lifeforms out there, in general. Enough back story. After numerous arguements about her being narrow-minded and myself being crazy, I finally had her believing that their could be something out there. Afterall, my whole arguement was that I could accept that their might not be something out there (because I don't have proof), but she wouldn't (at first) accept that their might be something out there. So one day, while leaving my place of work together, the door was nailed shut on the whole debate. Around the time that Mars was getting really close to the Earth, I was looking up into the sky with her to show her where it was (the whole Mars thing had my interests over-flowing). It was always easier to view at night and at the time, the sun was just starting to go down. Both of us were looking into the sky when we both saw this blue light flicker from blue to white to blue to red to blue (it was really fast). The light was circular and really small in the sky (not so much really small, as it was just really far), diagonal from where we were looking. When we first saw it, it was still (with the lights) and we both were just trying to figure out what the hell it was. I then said, "you're seeing this right?" To which she said something along the lines of, "yeah, what the fuck?" Without just believing it had to be an alien spaceship or something, we both just kind of were trying to figure out if it was a planet of some sort. Maybe we were just imagining the lights or maybe it was some kind of a plane or something. Though it wasn't moving....yet. All of a sudden, with us stopped and staring, the object moved. We knew it had to be something other than anything we knew about, because of the way it moved. It first went south just a little bit (put your finger in the air and move it just an inch, now think of something far away, the size of a bigger star that you'd see at night). Then it stopped (for about one second) and quickly moved back up north about double the distance, then stopped (again, only for about a second). It finally went south just a little more and then shot up north, the blue light flickering to white then disappearing. The sky was clear with no clouds in sight. We then just stared for about 10 seconds until we looked at each other like, "holy shit." Ever since then, we haven't had any arguements over the existance of something other than what's on Earth.

I hope that was along the lines of something that you were looking for.

Thanks for the contest Cheapy!

This is actually a true story... I was around 8 or 9 at the time. I am pretty close to my cousins and at the time they lived out in an area called West Alton, the area is basically a lot of farmland. Anyways i had spent the weekend at my cousins house and my dad had come to pick me up. We were driving home late at night (around 10 pm or so i guess) and my dad sees this really bright light in the sky, and he goes "Hey look at that."

The light was moving across the sky kinda slow from the left to the right (about the speed of a plane) then it stopped and hovered in place for a couple seconds then it started dropping towards the ground at about the same speed. It stopped hovered again for a couple seconds then it took off (seriously i've never seen anything that fast and move like this) and it was gone.

It basically disappeared out of thin air. The whole experience lasted probably 20 seconds. After it disappeared me and my dad both looked at each other and i asked him what was that and my dad goes "i dont know." To this day we don't have a clue what it was, could have been a plane but i dont know of a plane that could have done the things that this thing did.

wtf? that's just about the same thing that happened to me

i swear, i was typing mine up just after i saw cheapy's first post and noone had yet replied

that's crazy

[$hady]

TRUE STORY

I was abducted by aliens as a small boy. They took me aboard their alien craft and did many anal probes on me. I was scared but couldn't yell they had control of my body. I passed out probably 20 minutes later although it seemed like much longer. I woke up the next day safe and sound in my bed, no anal soreness at all and nobody believed me.... :(

To this day everytime i see or here a alien story or watch a movie my bootie quivers. ALIENS ARE REAL!!!!

[the_gloaming]

One day I was feeling a strange warmth in my stomach, and something moved oddly. I tried all afternoon to shake it off but I couldn't -- later that night, I found myself in the bathroom, giving birth to the biggest turd I've ever known.

After what seemed to be an hour of duress, I finally looked into the toilet to find a little blue man staring up at me with big black eyes. He waved, and then I flushed the toilet. So long, Alien.

[loggy2]

So i was with my friends at my house, we were playing videogames, and my friend says, "hey, wouldnt it be cool if aliens were real", i say, what the hell are you talking about".He says aliens, are real, iv seen one, so we say yea, sure you have, and he says he can prove it. So we go into the woods with him, and we actually showed us something. It was this guy walking with the green glow all over him and we knew aliens were real. So we came back to the sam place the next night, and we saw the same thing. We intended to get him camera and sell the tape to the local news station for money, but right when we had the guy in clear sight of viewing on the camera, he never showed up on the screen of the camera, we could only see him with through our eyes. He noticed us and we ducked. So our friend butters, who knew about the alien in the first place, said guys, we have no choice, we must capture him alive, so the four of us agreed, and we set out to do it the next night. When we arrived right on time, our plan was to lure it to one fo us, and the other three would capture it. So butters was supposed to lure it away, but right when the alien was looking the other way, it turned around and it was wearing a damn mask. I couldn't believe it, it turned out butters set us up, and got us on tape goin to the same spot night after night, looking like idiots thinking we saw aliens. He sold to the tape to America's Dumbest Idiots and won 1,000 dollars off the tape. Then the next week, he said guys, i never did tell you how i can prove aliens are real, and then we looked, and he pulled off his head, and an nasty ugly alien head popped out, i screamed, and finnaly woke up, but butters was their and said, i dozed off, i screamed again, and woke up and he was still their. While i was screaming my head off over and over, The two green aleins from the simpsons were watching me, laughing in their space ship.

[Samurai X]

Aliens exist and im proof , hey look at me http://www.alien-ufo-pictures.com/alg4big.jpg

[greenbags125]

One night, I woke up around 1 AM to go to the bathroom. My bathroom has a huge window overlooking a valley. Suddenly, for a second or so, the night sky suddenly lit up like a flashbang grenade exploded. For that second, the visibility was reduced to nothing and I couldn't even see my wall. I went to bed thinking the flash was a figment of my imagination but the next day, my friend said he saw the same flash, but at 3:30 AM. Maybe he was just pulling my leg but it might be real. Who knows?

[SOSTrooper]

So I was at my uncle's birthday party sometime 3 years ago. We were drinking beer and my little cousins and their friends were playing tags. Then suddenly we heard noise and saw some bushes rattling not too far into the bush of my uncle's driveway. All my cousins and their friends got scared, my uncle said "OMFG there's a fucking spaghetti plate rattling in the woman's bushes." Then one of my cousins said: "You drunk POS, it's no meatball spaghetti plate, it's a naked Ben Affleck you cheesy puff." And my aunt said "Owned."

Just that time what I said didn't surprise me, it was a little green skinny alien walking across the driveway, he had big eyes and started dancing to our rap music; apparently they like cleaning out my closets too. Upon seeing such gay dance, my uncle said "Get the fuck off my Audi, I just polished it Matt Damon!" So the alien got sad and starting walking away, but that's when somewhere up in the sky some dramatic music started playing, and the 'dong' sound scared the piss out of us all, and the kids started screaming. Some of this was caught on video tape and were sent to a TV station for review.

[mcwilliams132]

I was about 11-12 and was playing outside with my sister when all of a sudden I head an increadibly loud noise and looking to the south, saw what looked like a cigar shaped object in the sky moving quickly across the sky. We rushed inside to get a tape recorder and within 1-2 minutes the object was in the complete opposite corner of the sky and then shortly it dissapeared!

And, is it any coinsidence that Area 51 comes out 1 day after my birthday? I think not! Aliens obviously want me to have this game!

[jkam]

True story...

One night a friend of mine and I were driving home. We were in our hometown and there is one big hill in the middle of town. So were driving up this hill and we see this light that is lighting up the whole sky and its a glowing blue. So were both like what the fuck is that? It has to be aliens. So we go up over the hill being pretty sure we are going to get beamed up or some crap. We get to the bottom and go down the road a bit. It was a down power line that was still live whipping around. There were firetrucks and people everywhere watching. No aliens but it was still pretty cool to see.

[fieldkillah]

2 words, gang probing. I couldn't even tell you what they looked like because they were so actively gang probing me.

[Masterkyo]

True Story.....

I been waiting for this game coming out & really wanted to win FREE copy

[MaxBiaggi2]

Aliens, now that was a pretty good James Cameron film. I wasn't really a big fan of the original Alien film by Wridley Scott. Yes, the creature itself was interesting, but the movie was too slow and boring for my tastes. Cameron really upped the action and let us see the monsters (more than one, hurray!) showing us what they were capable of. Of course, the series fell apart after that, and last year even saw Paul W.S. Anderson wipe himself with the series. If aliens ever lived, they're certainly dead now. True story, I tell you. :D

[doubledown]

I always wondered while my ass hurt one day, until I went to the doctor and realized there was a satellite up there. Apparently I have been anal probed during a drunken stupor one night. I thought the women with four breasts was too good to be true.

[Derwood43]

I remember this one time, I was in a corn field. I heard a strange noise, so I went to investigate. As I was walking down a path, I saw an alien leg move away from...

Wait, that's a movie.

Oh yeah...
There was this one time that I was making this rock formation out of mashed potatoes...

Nope, another movie.


Seriously, my wife and I were driving in BFE Colorado late one night. We saw three lights dart across the sky, then stop suddenly. They froze there for a second, then they were gone. We believe that they were aliens.

[rajchakrabarti]

I dunno about aliens.. but the ones with the buggy eyes..... man freak me out. The are scary little $#1+$.

[evilmax17]

I remember when Hale Bop made it's appearence back in the 90s. I was one of the few people that never saw it. I looked in the sky and couldn't see it, and I was too lazy to go out looking for it. I feel kind of bad that I missed it, but I have to believe that it was meant to be. Perhaps the Tralphmalphadorians had bigger and better plans for me? No one knows for sure...perhaps...not even me!

[GundamFan]

What?? Who told you aliens exist? Come on that is such a fairy tale. *Seems like the government reneged on our agreement. I will have a word with George Bush*

[doodle777_98]

One day i was asleep and i woke up in the middle of the night. I saw a strange light outside and i couldnt help but star into it. AS i stared into it i realize i couldnt stop staring nor could pull my self away. I felt like my laugh was draining. The light turned off and it left. I really don't know what it was, it was scary though.

[cag1000]

We were coming back from the Jersey shore late one night and i decided to take back country roads. The type of roads that have so many twists and turns and looming forests to make every movement you see along the road insight a twitch in your neck. Coming into a clearing of farms and plains the sky was light and warm with crisp country smells breezing through the open sunroof. As the car rolled up and down hills my passenger spotted a light behind us. I saw it also, thinking that it was a car in my rearview. Out here we were the only car on the road for miles it seemed. This light was different. It would come closer and back off and dissapear. Didn't think anything of it untill it become much closer and appeared to be driving behind us but to the side. When my passenger looked back he said it wasn't on the road at all. It was in the air and just apperaed to be on the road since we were going up and down hills. This light would dissapear for a few minutes and then all of a sudden be in the air right behind us. No two headlights just one light. When my passenger gasped while having his head outside the window i saw him tilt his view upward I knew now that it was making it's move. It then flew at a very high speed over us. Hovered a while as I watched out the sunroof. Then disapeared over the woods to our right. No sound. Country road. Radio down. Multiple lights. Not a helicopter(The only aircraft that can move like that). 4 in the morning. Sober. Witness. Clear Skies. Dookie in my pants.

[gmzone]

I think I saw an alien in California. Turns out it was just gary coleman.

[Monsta Mack]

While Shaqing off hardcore with my copy of Shaq-Fu I was abducted by aliens that proclaimed Kobe was the greatest basketball player of all time. They did their best to brainwash me but in the end the power of Shaq overcame them. Shaq almighty invaded the space ship and casted them down with his Shaqdoken and Shaqcane Kick and many other moves that only Shaq could pull off with ease. The next morning I woke up... it was a dream! Or was it?!

[miata9199]

So I awoke one morning to 4 big headed midget aliens with spears. They were chanting and shaking thier spears. So, with a grunting, "F&%^ that." , I went back to sleep.

[chickenhawk]

It was April of last year (back when I was just a regular gamer and not a cheapass gamer) when I was confronted by an alien life form by the name of CheapyD. This "thing" suggested something obsurd to me...."never pay full price for a video game again." I couldn't believe my ears and responded, "Never!!! I enjoy paying $50 for a game that will go down to $20 in 6 months!!" It seemed had I fallen under his spell that I would buy way too many games because I was getting them so cheap and never have time to play them all because I was too busy shopping for deals. I vowed never to fall victim to this beings advancements.

But then, it just happened. CheapyD came to me again....this time at work. He pulled out his super alien mind control device and took over my brain. I was sitting at my desk thinking "No!!!", but I could not stop my hand from typing in a user name and password. I had done it...I registered with www.cheapassgamer.com!! I felt dirty and thought I could never face my friends and family again. CheapyD continued to control my brain, forcing me to visit his site daily and pick up games at a fraction of their original cost. This was until the famed $5 Circuit City sale. At that point, CheapyD, showing his superior alien intelligence let me free of his mind control and let me find my own way.....to Circuit City!! Two of them in fact. Multiple times to the tune of about 30+ games. All for $5 each!!! Since that day, I have been a true believer in the alien way of life and CheapyD's cause. I will never go back. Thank you head alien cheapass!!!

[chimpian]

Well for about 5 yr.s as i was growing up every nite i would go to bed and wake up with pin pricks and odd shaped cuts and bruises until one nite i just laid in bed.....
and waited and it happend,
the room filled with light, then i felt sharp pains and cold impacts in my arms and legs
i saw something, or someone floating about the room with something sharp all i could make out were shadows and flashes of reflection off the sharp thing they held shaped like nothing i had ever seen a spherical blade with no handle it seemed
it never got bloody.... always shiney and clean that much i know and i remember thinking if they keep doing it im going to die
and then it was over i jumped out of bed and looked down and the number of cuts and scraps doubled.....

thank you for giving me this outlet and god bless

[happydog]

I found Area 51, aliens and all. The proof is right here:
http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=37.249660,-115.818644&spn=0.062914,0.083513&t=k&hl=en

[Tromack]

When I was about 8, I was at a cubscout meeting. We were outside playing basketball and it was about 7 at night. We looked up and saw flashes in the sky that looked like nothing we had ever seen before. I mean it looked like someone had put a strobe light in the sky. Anyway the flashes went on for about 3 seconds stopped and then instantly appeared in another part of the sky. I have no clue what it was, but at the time I sure as fuck thought it was a UFO.

[nftsljl]

TRUE STORY:

when i was about 8 years old, my family was leaving to go grocery shopping. warm summer evening. I SWEAR, there was a UFO in the night sky. it was round and rotating slowly. lights all around the permiter of the object (which is how you can tell it was rotating)....i pointed it out to my dad asking him what it was, and he just replied "it's nothing. forget it." while not even looking up. very weird and i will never forget it!

[irollaround]

I have 3 different true stories. Two possible alien, the other govt bastards. You see I live near a small airport, so I'm constantly seeing things flying in the air. You know small single engine, double engine, etc.... Anyway, one night I'm on my way home, about 1-2 miles away, when I notice some lights in the sky. At first I didn't think much about it, thought it was another plane. After about 1 min I noticed that the lights didn't seem like any other plane I had ever seen. They weren't the official colors used by FAA standards. They also were highly irregular in there flashing pattern. Sometimes they would falsh fast, other times they wouldn't flash for 10 seconds or so. Alien, I don't know, but definitely weird. Also I have seen lights hover and watched them from my yard. I don't know what that was but it had 3 colors. Green, Red, and Blue. They were flasing, but It seemed so far away and I didn't have a telescope, or binoculars. So, I just dismissed it as possible a planet. Guess I should have reported these to Brian Vike, Peter Davenport, or any of the other UFOlogoists.

Now for the Govt Bastards. You see I was getting ready to take my daughter, and girlfriend, to some place. I forget now. Anyway as we get into the car I notice two huge beams of light in the sky. At first I'm like what the hell. Then as it gets closer it starts lighting up the top of trees. I can hear it, but can't see anything. Then all of the sudden it appears from behind the tree tops. This huge military plane, flying at no more than 500-600 ft, probably lower. To this day I don't know why or what they were doing. My friend says there is a small airfield the army took over a few years ago, not to far from my house. It isn't actually a base though. I don't could have something to do with the massive deployment of military equipment around the US. Don't believe me, ask around your local police stations about all of the "old, donated" military equipment. New World Order. Is your town preparing to take you down??? Ask the cops about rocket launchers?? I don't know if this is all cities, or only big (Chicago) ones. What would they need them for?? To take you down. Wake up and see the truth before it's to late. It took Hitler less than 10 years, always remember that.

[Minger]

Last time I went down to California, it was mad weird because like, the skys turned purple and I kinda just passed out and saw this 6 legged thing...

[philucifer]

a spinning disc, ringed with lights, rotating in a night sky. thankfully, no anal probes.

[csidegamer]

My wife and I were driving late one night, about 60 miles west of Chicago, a rural area, lots of corn fields. We started up a hill and saw a bright light, hovering a ground level about a mile or so off in the distance. It lit up the whol sky. It went out of view as we reached the top of the hill. As we started over the hill, the sky returned to normal. The light was gone, and should have still been in view. As big and bright as it was, it should have been visible, or we should have seen it leave. It was just not there any more. Didn't fade out or anything, just gone.

That opened my wife's eyes, she had always been doubtful about unexplained things.

[psychobrawler]

My True Story-

Camping in woods in Michigan... I was young, with my parents. We say a huge ball of light in the middle of the day. Looked like the sun was coming down. It hovered above the trees for probably 30 seconds, got really bright, then vanished. Still don't have a clue what the hell it was....

[jaystaeb8]

Being from South Dakota almost everybody dates somebody from out in the country, that is when my story happened. While I was dating a girl who lived out in the country, I would drive out and back and often times it would be dark. The first occurence happened with 3 other people in the car. We were driving down the middle of a gravel country road leading to the highway when we moved to the left so that an approaching car would have room to get by. If you have driven on a country road you would know it is customary to drive in the middle but make room if another car approaches. As we did this the car drove by and we noticed it was just headlights and no actual vehicle. About 2 months later with 2 of the same people and 1 different person we were driving in the same spot and there was fog on the road, the kind of sporadic fog where it is not constantly foggy, but there are just short patches of fog. Well we came to a patch and as we drove through it the electronics in the car stopped functioning. It acted like it lost all power and was just coasting in nuetral. When we came out of the fog the engine turned over everything came back on and we continued driving. I drove that same route hundreds of times in the near year that we dated. These were the only 2 incidents.

[jam3582]

Well I remember one time at band camp there were these aliens standing online waiting to go to the bathroom . I asked one of the "hey are u in alien " .Then one of these aliens looked at me and said "who me" and then I said "yea you" then another alien hes "talking to you " , the the first alien said "oh so u talking to me eh" and I said " uh yea , then the other alien said "man back off we from da bronx , just cause we got some big eyes and we short dont mean anything" so then I said "um are you dwarfs ", then the first alien looked at me and said " look directly at my finger ........." , (if anyone has seen scary movie 3 you know what happens next) eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[sark45]

I sometimes have a hard time keeping concious, even during the day, my mind slips and slides from this reality to the next. Sometimes i slip into this different reality and it it controlled by a supreme being who is made of light, he is good but mysterious. I think when i slip to this reality i am recharged and i gain luck. I think this being has an influence over me but only in a positive manner. I have feeling one day we will be in touch with beings of energy not these silly grey aliens that are usually reported.

[tickdude]

On the afternoon of April 15, 1997, I was on my bed, concentrating intensely on some notes because I had an exam the following day. My wife was watching Oprah in the living room and a couple of the kids that lived in the apartment complex were playing outside. The room I was studying in faced west, towards the foothills of the town I lived in Colorado. As I sat there studying, I noticed something bright out of the corner of my eye. At the same time, the laughing and shouting that was going on outside ceased. As I slowly turned my head to look outside, I noticed the boys had stopped playing and were looking towards the mountains. I turned my attention to a small object that was standing still over the foothills, alternatively pulsing from dark to extremely bright. It seemed like the object sat there for minutes. After awhile, the object slowly began going up and suddenly, it streaked diagonally and disappeared. I still do not know what the fuck was that.

[big_squirtle]

Ok, so I'm in my ship cruising around through different galaxies. All of a sudden I come across this planet with wierd aliens. They were pretty funny looking to me, I mean they only had 2 arms and 2 legs. Sheesh how do they play steal Battalion. Anyway, there wasn't much that interested me until I discovered what they called "The Internet". Most of it was boring with tons of these things called websites. Againg very boring as most of them involved naked earth women, with only 2 breasts. But one day when I had just about given up on this wierd alien race......I discovered CAG. Ever since then, I have stayed on this wierd planet. I even got a job working as Tech Support for a company called Dell. Thank you fellow earthlings, and thank you CAG.

[pete5883]

One time I saw Michael Jackson. If that's not a close encounter, I don't know what is.

[MumblyP]

So this one time I was sleeping and I woke up from a dream and there was this alien in front of my bed. I decided that I was only dreaming so I pinched myself. Then I woke up from a dream and there was this alien in front of my bed. I decided I was only dreaming so I pinched myself. Then I woke up from a dream and there was this alien in front of my bed. I decided I was only dreaming so I pinched myself. Then I woke up from a dream and there was this alien in front of my bed. I decided I was only dreaming so I pinched myself......

Atliens...beyond time and space.

-PW

[basketkase543]

I know that I was once abducted by aliens but I can't really remember anything. All I know is that whenever I sit down I get a huge pain in my cheapass.

[guessed]

I encounter aliens every day, ever since I arrived on this stupid planet.

[Rig]

Oh, it was awful. They sat me on a cold, metal table and prodded me with humiliating probes. Oh, wait, that was my physical.

---Homer Simpson

[Draknight]

This is a true story. One night at around 2 am, me and Lily (I girl I liked) were in the promenade out by the Verrazano bridge in Brooklyn. We were talking about us and what should we do about our situation. I liked her she liked me, but she was moving away. It was a really intense conversation then my eyes started to focus on these things by the the Bridge. I didn't know what it was but they were very faint lights 3 of them and they were really moving in weird patterns they would zigzag then stop then double back in spirals. I thought I was losing it and really didn't want to mention it to Lily. But she saw them too and she asked me what they were. They were very faint lights and since there were no cars on the Highway at the time it couldn't have been just lights playing off the water. we sat there just watching these things, and I jokingly said they were UFO's. We sat there watching these things for at least another 15 minutes when they just stopped in shot straight up into the sky. That was that.

[Nirvanaguy777]

So Im playing Zelda MM, and Im on this cow ranch, chilling you know. Then these fucking werid alien things come out of thin air and try to steal all the cows. So me being the badass mofo I am, I decided to slap these silly bitches upside the head with my arrows, I knock these sobs up and down the ranch saving the cows and earing myself a little nookie from Cremia.

[mkelehan]

I dated this girl for about 4 months. Turns out she was an alien.

[False Hope]

One day I was walking along, going to Rick’s Toy Box (a, ahem, gentlemen’s club) when all of a sudden I heard the Andy Griffith theme song. All of a sudden there was a really bright light that blinded me as the Griffith theme music grew ever louder. I then awoke on a table and I was completely naked. All of a sudden these little midget creatures walked over to me, whilst whistling the theme once again. I looked and they had faces just like Oompa-Loompas. I said, “Who the hell are you?” They responded, “We are from the planet Dooke-Dakka-Dee-Hastara-Mantuar-Feron-Height.” (translates roughly to “Planet of Ham”) We are here to receive the complete Collector’s Edition First Season of Andy Griffith... on DVD! We demand you give this to us immediately or we shall explore the inner walls of your rectum with our massive friend named Bubba. I said, “Well, I’ll need some Earth money (about $50).” They then handed me a gun and said “Rob a liquor store.” Which at that point a taco flew through the room and said “Eat me!” whilst exiting swiftly. The aliens then told me that that was their friend “OMG! TEH TACO IS TEH SUXXOR!” (Bob, roughly). They then began dancing, for no apparent reason, to ‘Cotton-Eye Joe’. By this time I figured that I should put that gun to use, so I shot myself in the foot to give my brain a start. I then realized that I could easily destroy these beings with this gun, so I threw it at them. They then got really mad and the El Gigante from Resident Evil 4 popped in and I was all like “WTF?” and he was like “Dude, STFU.” He then pulled a large gun from his rectum and yelled “Get down!” in a voice awfully similar to the Governator’s. He shot the gun at me and pelted me with roasted, but still quite delicious, marshmallows. As I dodged the marshmallows I caught them in my mouth, all Matrix style. I then shouted “NO grandma, I don’t want anymore bacon bits!”, just for good effect. I jumped out the nearest window and landed on Mars, from whence the entire story-line and plot of Doom 3 took place. After I kicked some alien ass and screamed like a girl a few times, I jumped all the way back to Earth and landed in Michael Jackson’s arms and screamed “NO!!!” The aliens were pretty pissed already but when they came back for me and say Michael, they got madder because Michael began to sing “Thriller” (which, as everyone knows, is every alien’s weakness and... well it just plain sucks) Their heads exploded and filled with candy (all Willy Wonka style). Their ship suddenly lost control (because no one was flying it, duh!) and began to crash into the Earth. Michael started randomly moon-walking and moon-walked over to the soon-to-be crash site. Bob the Taco, however simply could not let Michael die and so he got out his blades and stabbed Michael through the torso and pulled him out of the way (all God of War style). The ship crashed and created a big crevasse (the Grand Canyon). The surrounding area had been a local trailer park, and so a boy named Billy (Bob Sue Joe) came out completely naked and said “Hey, Chester Cheetah is in my pants and he said ‘Flaming Hot Cheetoes anyone?’!” Eventually the Big Cat of Veranda-Monique-Shequish 4, along with the cast of Saturday Night Live and Mad T.V. came to Earth to revive Michael (cause he was stabbed, duh.). Unfortunately SNL and Mad do not get along well so they staarted pushing each other which then led to punches, which then led to shootings, and then it eventually led to WWII (Yeah, that whole Pearl Harbor thing [God Bless America] was just a cover for the real problem. Well, Mad and SNL signed a cease-fire and then completely forgot why they were fighting anyway and so we then began dancing to a mix of “8675309” and “Come Sail Away” which, when the two are combined, actually sounds quite horrible.
End.

[Han Solo]

My favorite episode of Teen Titans is when an alien had a pet alien dog that got swaped with Beast Boy and the alien thought Beast Boy was his new pet.

[darkwingduck13]

This one time, at band camp, my girlfriend woke up to find an alien stealing her flute...
To make a long story short, I came in, kicked his ass, and took it back. :D

[chris mrozek]

I have a summer house in the Catskills, and it seems as if this area is a magnet for UFO sightings, two of which I personally experienced.

The first one took place late at night. I woke up in the middle of the night for no apparent reason. My wife was sound asleep. I tossed and turned trying to fall back asleep and couldn't so I got out of bed as to not disturb my wife. At least one of us would should get a good nights rest I thought. I roamed the house, made some tea, channel surfed for a while, the whole time I was really uncomfortable and irritated. I shut off the TV and walked to the window to stare at the star filled night sky and dropped my tea at the sight that awaited me outside the window. A bright fiery round ball was howering in the sky and seemed to be coming nearer to me through the woods. My first thought was that a nuclear bomb exploded. I froze in fear, after a moment I realized it couldn't be a bomb. It was floating in the sky, it was hovering, and it was coming closer. I wanted to wake my wife but I couldn't move. It drew closer and closer and then stopped, hovering amid the trees. It then decided to descend, lower and lower and it started to sink behind a mountain range miles and miles away. It was enormous, I thought that it was only a couple hundred feet away. I was wrong. The next morning I called the local police department to report what I saw, and supposedly I wasn't the only one.

The second incident took place while I was returning from the Catskills. My wife and I were driving down route 33, and we noticed several cars pulled over to the side of the road and the occupants were out looking up towards the sky. I took a look to see waht they were staring at and had to pull over as well. In the sky was a huge object V shaped slowly moving through the sky. It didn't make a sound. I though I was dreaming but I wasn't alone on the side of the road. The object then flipped over and shot off and dissapeared into the sky.

Well, that's it. Two sightings, no abductions. Do I believe in a higher inteligence living out among the stars. You bet.

[Svenrulerofall]

As a child, i once was visted. From all the tales I had heard, i believed it would be frightening, painful even, but for some reason the thing i most recall is just floating in something warm...
ever since I have the ability to chang into a magical girl with special powers! coming out of the guys locker room in my superhero suit has caused many a stare, however -_^.

[sgs89]

Well, on my last visit to Brownsville, Texas, I stayed out late one night by the border. Along about 3 o'clock in the am, I saw a few shadowy figures sneaking through the night air, ducking under a barbed wire fence. It immediately occurred to me, these are aliens.

Oh, wait, you weren't asking about THOSE types of aliens.

[jbroush99]

I remember one evening that I was standing near a tomato field. Suddenly I heard a lot of screaming and about 12-15 bodies running towards me. They were yelling in a language I couldn't understand and I was becoming scared.
I then saw a man chasing them (I later found out his name was Department O. Immigration). He was yelling something about their "green cards". I think that is government code for alien passport or something, but they didn't seem to have theirs. They all stopped at a pile of leaves and uncovered some sort of red/shiny spacecraft. They all hopped into the spaceship that resembled an El Camino and bounced away.

[Eviltude]

This was actually a very recent encounter. Last Friday I was at a friends house and we were just being teenagers, playing with fireworks and lighting crap on fire. Thats when it happened. My friend pulled a bright green plush alien out of his closet. We promptly strapped M-80's on it and lit it on fire but they failed to inflict any damage on it. Using my alien hunting skills, I was pretty sure you could burn them, so I got some WD-40 and proceeded to drench our visitor. One stroke of a match and you could hear the fat lady rolling down the street. He burned for a while, which is expected...unless it's raining outside! 0_0 Ever since that day I've had some really wierd dreams.

[uberzone]

I was abducted by aliens and they told me i'd win a copy of the game right before they "probed" me.

[Storamin]

My one friend lives all alone by some woods. We went out there for a get drunk / lan party and ended up walking in the woods. All these strange things started happening. These lights went zipping around us and in the sky. Some of my friends think they were aliens. I think we were all drunk and high...

[zewone]

I watched Independence Day about 30 times.

[rodeojones903]

I watched Alien Autopsy on fox once. :D

[gregthomas77]

One day, I was driving down by some farms here in North Carolina, and I saw some hispanic men working in one of the fields. I pulled the car over to the side of the road and walked over to where they were working. I said to one of the men "are you guys, you know, like illegal aliens?". The man replied "Si". I was ll like "OK". Then I got in the car and went on my way. Wow, my first alien encounter. And in broad daylight.

[lordxixor101]

NOT SO TRUE STORY

About 10 years ago, I'm at a Toys R Us, where I see they have a copy of Panzer Draggon Saga for the Saturn, for the going rate of $49.99. As I reach for the slip to go and purchase it, I see a bright light. After the light, I feel normal, but there are no more copies of Saga, and I have an urge to purchase Rebel Assault II for the Playstation instead. As I look at my watch, I notice that I've lost 10 minutes of time.

[jackass]

I saw the most screwed up thing 4 or so years ago. As I was driving to school, I saw a huge orange and black object moving slowly, with two little dots circling and maneuvering around it, which I assumed to be planes. From one of the little dots came another dot which moved straight toward the orange and black object, making contact with it. I could only assume that the big ship was getting shot at by military jets. Damn it, I live in a city, how did no one see this?

[antichameleon]

Alien is Neila spelled backwards...weird.

[Indiana]

So this one time at band camp, I met a 4 eyed alien who stuck a flute in her p***y!

Oh wait that might not have been an alien story. :)

[ElwoodCuse]

I was in a cave and there was no one around. Suddenly a spaceship landed. Out came a little alien.

"Arthur Dent?" he asked.

"Ur, well-"

"Arthur PHILLIP Dent?" he continued.

"Yes, that's me," I finally managed to say.

"You're a jerk, Dent. A complete knee-biter."

And he got back in his spaceship and was off.

[danh920]

this one time, a bunch of aliens came into my workplace, next thing I know, people are getting laid off and I'm working with a bunch of aliens

[maxg]

One day I was playing counter strike against an alien. I headshotted him with my awp and he was like "OMFG, HAX AIMBOT WTF NOW I PROBE U LOLOLOHAHAHAHAHA!!!!1111"

The End.

[cponomar]

A few years ago while living in New Hapshire I needed to walk the dog, a small havanese, and decided to take a stroll to the lake that was about a half mile from our house. As I approached the lake, I noticed a strange calmness in the area around me. Usually you have quite a few crickets and some small animals in the underbrush making noise. I didn't think too much of it and then I saw the strange fog rolling towards me over the lake. It had a life like quality to it as it silently approached, smoothly sliding across the almost glass like water of the lake.
It seemed rather strange that there was no breeze and yet the fog was moving at a crisp pace towards me. I was rather mezmerized by this calm and stangely wonderful site when some colored lights appeared in the fog, from the other side of the lake. So taken with this whole site, I failed to notice that the dog was standing behind me with its tail between its legs. As I squated down to reasure the pup that nothing was wrong, the lights on the other side started to move. I really didn't remember if there was a road or not on the other side, but I wasn't too shaken about it either since in the summer there are always some young folks trying to get busy in the woods and I just wrote it off.
I started walking around the lake but the dog was not to cooperative with me and refused to move. As I tugged on him to get him to get his but off the ground, I started to feel a breeze. I also noticed that the glass like surface of the lake had quite a few ripples in it and stragely enough, the fog had stopped approaching. I then looked into the fog and noticed the lights getting brighter. I guess whatever insticts the dog was exibiting started to catch on since I stated to get a bit axnious myself. I noticed the lights got brighter and brighter and then stopped short before whatever was producing the colored lights broke out of the dense fog.
Suddenly I was bathed in a bright light, which left me blinded. The dog was really neverous now, wimpering and pulling like mad, much stronger than I would have given credit for a dog his size. As suddenly as the light came on, the light went off and there was nothing. No colored lights, no fog, no breeze, nothing. I heard the crickets making thier toons and could hear the sounds of the forest as I expected.
I decided not to ask any questions, picked up the dog and hustled back to the house and decided to forget about the whole thing. In the next few days though I started hearing there were sitings of strange lights in the sky and wierd accurences from some folks in the area like missing cats and dead fish floating on the lake. I felt rather relieved I didn't end up like some of the fish or cats.

Thanks for the contest and good luck everyone!

[zionoverfire]

Aliens? Well in Washington normally I just go down to Pasco if I want to meet some, their tacos are actually pretty good even if they are a bit greasy.

[Murcielago77]

So I was sleeping, and I saw a light outside my window. It turned out, it was just a car

[JAMMR]

Aliens are all fun and games... until you're shitting blood for 3 weeks straight like after my last encounter.

[Matarick]

Hi, this post is all about aliens, REAL ALIENS. This post is awesome. My name is Matt and I can't stop thinking about aliens. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.


Facts:

1. Aliens are animals.

2. Aliens fight ALL the time.

3. The purpose of the Aliens is to probe and kill people.


Weapons and gear: Ray Gun, Anal probe, and a Spaceship.


Testimonial:

Aliens can probe anyone they want! Aliens probe off anuses ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they probe ALL the time. I heard that there was this alien who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the alien vaporized the whole town. My friend Vinnie said that he saw an alien totally slimed some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Aliens have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will probe your ass off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Aliens are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. A;oems are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love Alienss with all of my body (including my colin).

Thanks for 'stealing' the text from www.realultimatepower.com and Robert Hamburger for thinking about sweet, sweet Ninjas.

[JoMasta]

I have never had an encounter...

:)

[PhrostByte]

One day last summer, my friends and I were all tripping on acid at the local elementary school at around 2am. Although 2 had wandered off... 4 of us remained. So we wandered off too, while holding onto whatever sanity we had left. Through the constant giggling and the damn cicada's buzzing around, it was hard to hear. But I heard something... a sort of rumble... Later on in our journey, we came to a sort of elevated island that overlooked Baltimore city. It was simply stunning. The lights around the city combined together to make this orange aura. And the sky! The sky was black with a tinted blue shade, casted from the stars. Simply gorgeous.

I guess everyone was as astounded as I was, because for the first time that night, there was silence. Even the cicada's decided to shut up for a minute. But then, I heard it again, the rumbling, everyone heard it. Then the flashes of light. They happened in a rapid succession, and were gone as soon as they came. We couldn't tell if they were just spotlights from the city... or something much more sinister... We decided, being the adventurers that we were, to follow the lights.

Eventually, we came across this old abandoned ghetto ass house. For some reason, our fear of "bad places in the city" had been diminshed, and that's when we decided to go inside. There it was, in a fantastic green glow... Well, I don't know what it was. And I don't remember anything that happened afterwards, but I remember the green glow... I'll never forget that glow...

[FriskyTanuki]

Michael Jackson has to be an alien, no human could have ever changed from a cute, black kid with a great voice into a creepy, white guy who's a pedophile doing all the weird shit he's been doing lately.

[Viva Las Vegas]

Saw some aliens at Best Buy, they were anally probing customers.

[Redeema]

So, um, I live in Cali, and there's a whole bunch of illegal aliens since they come to pick the crops and stuff, does that count?

[tanis]

To this day I just convinced myself I was dreaming when I remember being plucked out of bed by several lanky pasty beings. I remember them taking leading me away... and then... woke up. It's one of those dreams that felt "so real"... but who knows.

All I know, is that I want some revenge. Hoping I win this contest so I can whoop some grey alien ass!!

[MR ZOOTEMO]

When I was about six or seven, I was sure that space aliens had invaded my bedroom. I was in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard voices whispering near my bed. I screamed for my parents. We looked everywhere but we couldn't find the source of the whispering. I tried to go back to sleep, but the whispering began again. I don't know how many times my parents came to my bedroom that night, but we finally discovered that an old broken radio in my room had suddenly begun to work. The voices had come from a radio announcer and singers--not space aliens. Even so, it left a lasting impression! By fifth grade, when astronauts were being sent into space for the first time, I looked out my bedroom window almost every night searching for UFOs. I never saw one, but I did see quite a few shooting stars.

[Chacrana]

I woke up and went outside and in my next door neighbor's yard, the lawn care service was working. I yelled "la migra, la migra" and they ran away. Illegal aliens...

[radjago]

For a while I worked at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base near Dayton, OH, home of Hangar 18, the site rumored to contain remains of the alien wreckage from Roswell, NM. I passed it every day coming and going from work. I know there are secret tunnels and top secret areas on the base that contain many things unfit for public consumption. I've also heard rumors that they removed the alien materials long ago, but some say it still exists, in working form.

[ShelliW]

it was late at nite in wester Pa, my bf and i were out parking, just before we started doing anything serious, we noticed these strange lights in the sky, they weren't moving like any airplane i ever saw, i pointed them out to him, and just as he looked, they shot straight up out of site in seconds. ( this is really true)

[kvadair]

I encounter aliens about once a week. When I go to the grocery at least one of the tabloids has an alien on the front cover.

[chompers02]

TRUE STORY - I work 2nd shift and was driving home one night about 3am and I saw out the windshield a red dot streak across the sky, so i kept looking and then saw the red dot reappear and kind of hover back and forth a little just about in the same spot as the last one I saw. it would disappear every so often but then come right back. It dissappeared for about 1/2 an hour then reappeared again doing the same hovering back and forth thing - that was when I reallized it was the cherry of my cigarrette reflecting in the windshield.

[Santorum X]

I have an Alien friend, it's name is *^7%XP. We play Halo 2 and SC CT on Live occasionally.

[SteveMcQ]

Aliens are all around us. This is something few of us actually do believe, but they're out there. Disguised as cats, dogs, or even humans, they're out there. Some are disguised better than others. For those that don't believe me, take a look at this man:
http://www.fixins.com/sneak_news/sam_cassell.jpg

[stealthshadow]

Everyday at night I see lights moving in the sky! I KNOW they are UFOs, but no one believes me!

[pimp tyranny]

I saw a UFO on my way to this laptop to enter this contest. Paradoxical?

[Scrubking]

When I was a kid we were camping in the keys and a lot of nights we'd hear noises in the sky really loud like if something was right over us, but when we would look nothing would be there.

[craven_fiend]

This one evening I was doing my usual chores around the house and when I was finished I took out the trash. Sure its nothing paranormal to take out the trash, however; this night was very different from all the others. As I was walking to the garbage rack, I noticed that the sky was a lot brighter than it normally was when I take the trash out, I thought it was just a fresh bulb in the street light, so I ignored it. Once I reached the garbage rack, I started hearing a buzzing sound coming from what seemed like directly above me, so I did what any curious 10 year old would do, I looked up. What did I see you ask? I saw this insanely large bright light, that couldn't have been more than 20 feet above me. I am paralyzed with fear as I haven't the slightest clue what to do, so naturally I call for one of my parents. By the time they made it outside, the object was no longer above me and I looked like a complete fool.

[DOMINATOR912]

Ok, this is a true story. I SWEAR, it is. It's not really about aliens, but it's supernatural. So I was about 15 whent his happened. It was about 1 am, and I was playing something. Don't remember what console, possibly N64. I see it's getting late, so I decide to turn it off and go to bed. I get up and go to the bathroom. When I finish, I look out into the living room and see my dad sitting on the sofa in the dark, which is weird. I ask him whats wrong and he just shrugs. So I sit next to him and ask him if he couldn't sleep, and he nods his head. SO I tell him I'll sit with him for a while, and he nods again. At this point I hear "What are you doing?" form behind me. I turn around and see..........my dad in his boxers, who apparently got up to go take a whiz. I turn back to my side and see that I'm sitting by myself. I respond......."Nothing", and go to sleep, scared shitless.

[Pure Apathy]

The only story I can think of is from a night back when I was between 6-9 years old. I was riding in a back of a pickup truck and I saw a blue, green, red, and yellow flash across the sky. It only lasted for a few seconds and it was pretty cool looking.

[cruzfactor]

Back in August, I was in Best Buy trying to grab a copy of the latest Madden. While I was there, I couldn't find any extra gift cards (I already had one for Madden!) with the $5.00 off coupon for a future purchase. Who keeps taking these cards??? I gave up my search and decided to head toward the cashier. As I was waiting for what seemed like 15 minutes, I noticed that a pale, greenish fellow was holding up the cashier and the line. I looked at the stuff he was purchasing and was in shock. On the counter was three stacks, at least 50 by my count, of those game gift cards. The fellow was yelling at the cashier, highly annoyed. From what I heard, it seems he wanted to place $0.01 on each of the cards. I smiled to myself since I finally recognized a fellow cheap ass gamer. If I had found those gift cards first, I would have done the same thing! When I was out the store, I started to look for him, hoping to say hello. Spotting him at the other side of the lot, I ran toward him waving my arm to stop him. He must have heard me, because he stopped and turned his head toward me. My heart stopped. The fellow's eyes were large, black oval shapes, twice the size of normal eyes. His gaze froze me, as if he could look deep into my soul. He blinked at me a couple of times and gave me a smile. The fiqure then turned his head back and slowly looked up. A bright beam of light, as if there was a tear in the world, swallowed the greenish figure up, never to be seen again.
Was it an alien that I came in contact with? I'm not too sure, but somebody... or SOMETHING keeps taking those game gift cards!!!

[HaloGuardian]

anal probing=not good :-(

[doraemonkerpal]

about a year ago, i was sitting at home playing halo on my xbox when all of a sudden i saw a flash in the sky. i looked out my window and noticed a trail of smoke trailing in the distant sky. to the best of my knowledge, it was some aliens watching me playing halo and taking notes :P

[mfischer]

I once woke up at like four in the morning randomly. I looked up at my lamp and swore it was a face. I then proceeded to freak out about aliens landing in my room and watching me, waiting for me to wake up and abduct me. Then I realized it was my lamp and went back to sleep. I was really freaked out for about 2.5 seconds.

[coolbrys]

When I was around 6, a show entitled something along the lines of "Supernatural Encounters" was on latenight, around 11. During the summer, I watched it every night. One night, after a particulary scary episode, I was walking back to my bed when I saw an alien! He was slightly translucent and also whitish, following me wherever I went. I was scared stiff and decided to hide all night underneath the table.

[DesertEagleXIX]

I'd always wanted to see a alien or UFO, but the closest I got was watching aliens cross over the US/Mexico border.

Hopefully, I'll witness a real alien one day.

[nogard]

It was a hot summer day, we went on a trip to our relative's farm to have some fun. Suddenly, we noticed something moved behind the bushes!! I went check it out and discovered that it was an alien in disgise. So, I quickly grap a stick and beat it until it stop moving, it tried to run but it was no match for my sonic speed. Since we didn't know what to have for lunch that day, so into the oven it went. Oh yea, it taste like rats.

[wubb]

When I was little I woke up in the middle of the night and E.T. was freaking standing right next to my bed with his glowing finger pointing at me. Scared the crap out of me, but when I flicked the light on, he was gone...

[danny-o]

I havent had any alien encounters yet:(

except for that time I saved the world and went to mars and bit a giant aliens ankle. He slapped me and I flew back to earth into my bed.

[mgriff]

I was feeling really shitty and I all of the sudden see my dog barking and looking out my window, I came over and I saw a distorted face, I'm with my friend, I'm like dude, it isn't halloween yet and my room is on the second floor. And we both started freakin out and i'm saying how we don't do shit and hallucinate and were like wtf happened. My dog is one smart/crazy dog for barking at a UFO. We still joke around till this day, we still wonder if we were hallucinating, Carbon Monoxide Leak??? or A REAL UFO???. YOU DECIDE

[BaconIsGood4You]

Driving on a road at night. Dry heat is overwhelming, sweating like a hog. Headlights on full since road is clear. I hear a loud rattle to my left but see nothing in the smoky darkness. I stop to investigate, don't know why, maybe just boredom. Walking a bit with my flashlight, I encounter a huge cloud of dust. Just about to give up, I see several shapes emerge from the cloud. I see four aliens slowly approach me. "Hola" one of the illegal aliens says to me. I run. The illegal aliens do not see the UFO behind them, and are sucked in somehow. Driving on road. Sweating like a hog, not from heat.

[alfonsosoriano]

I remember this time I saw a cool looking thing in the sky with lights I didn't recoginze, and it didn't look like it was going anywhere. So that was pretty cool. I wish I could really see aliens. Anways, I would **** my pants if that happened.

[bmulligan]

The only alien encounters I've ever had took place at a Greatful Dead show many years ago in college. Due to the nature of chemical influences, I cannot verify that any of these memories had a basis in reality.

[bobthegoat2001]

My family and I did decide to take a vacation in Colorado. We decided to drive there from my hometown Iowa. While we here still driving, trying to find a hotel in Colorado my mom and I saw like a green ball flickering in the sky for about 5 seconds in the sky. That's about the closes thing that I probably ever came to seeing an unidentified flying object.

The X-Files are pretty good though. I have every season.

[MadFlava]

Once driving around looking for a place to eat, I was visted by a alien where red pants and suspenders. He had this strange smile on his face. Then I realized that I was stoned drunk and staring at a statue of "Bob's Big Boy" in the parking lot of a "Bob's Big Boy". Man that was a weird night.

[ZForce915]

True Story

When I was 6 I fell down the stairs and cracked my head open.

Aww crap, this was supposed to be about aliens? damn it!

[YOUR BASE]

A few times I saw them, blimps, just there floating...true story

[alongx]

When I was about 12, I went to Disney in Florida and saw a real life alien encounter. I was in the Magic Kingdom and went to see some scientist show in the World of Tomorrow, but then aliens came in and took over. One started biting at my feet and another one was breathing down my neck. Scary!

[swetooth9]

yea, so i was just playin bball outside real late and dark one night...i was about to hit my 4th 3-pointer in a row, when an alien showed up and blocked my shot! i was like WTF!! and he was like, if you want the ball, come get it...we played for a few minutes when he went up for a layup and I blocked that shit...he sucked..i said to him "that's why aliens shouldn't play basketball..." he ran to his ship crying...

THE end :)

[converge]

I would add a story, but since I've never had an alien experience and do not believe in flying saucers and all that, I can't. I do like to shoot aliens though, on my TV. Yeah. That is about it.

[projecteightysix]

aliens abducted me and made my penis 1" big :(

or God hates me.. either one.

[karmapolice]

I was around 7 when I lived in Hawaii.(We lived there because my dad was in the music buissness) It was around eight at night, and we had just gotten back from visiting the "Big Island". We got out of the car and I looked up in the sky, and there was a bright white glowing light shining. I thought it was just a really bright star or maybe venus, so I stared at the sky for awhile, when all of the sudden the "star" moved! It zig-zagged across the sky for a few seconds and disapeared. It was the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

*edit* I would also like to add that the man who hosted the show "A.D. 2000 The End?" is Satan, in his true form.

[Erillian]

When I was young my neighbor used to tell me a whole bunch of junk and of course being the young naive kid I thought the world of him and believed everything he said. Even when he told me an alien ship hovered over top of our houses one day and his whole family saw it. However after a couple days of me searching the skys for the craft he took it too far and said he saw the alien wave to him through window. After that day I started to doubt all the stories he said and thus took another step closer to adulthood leaving my imagination behind.

[thorbahn3]

So one night I'm running through a corn field backwards naked and I trip over this grey thing. It turned out to be an Alien and he had this long light stick. He ran away and I stayed playing with the corn.

[hokel]

One time I went to bed and when I woke up, there were aliens surrounding me, and they stuck an anal probe up my butt. The next day in school I was farting fire, it was crazy. I think I pooped it out...yeah I did, it said Made in China but I swear that aliens put it in me!!!

[defiance_17]

When I was 12 or 13, we were driving back from one of my baseball tournaments and saw something strange in a field. It wasn't completely dark yet, but very close, and this bright light flashed right off the road next to the car. We all turned to look, and it flashed again, this time much further behind us. It did it two or three more times, then stopped. It couldn't have been a plane, because we would have seen it, and it was way too low and close to the road. We thought it might have been some farm equipment, but it had moved far too quickly. My parents and I finally came to the agreement that there had been lights set up along the road, and for some reason they had turned on and off sequentially. When we passed the same place the next day and saw a bare field, we didn't know what to think, and I still can't think of a reasonable explanation.

[rywateska]

I've killed many....

They have purple blood.

[davidmt]

Sometimes after watching something scary or whatever, I don't look at a certain window in my house because I expect to see one of those white faced aliens looking at me. I just walk on by!

[ayolykewhoa]

I was sleep walking when I was awaken by a sound. It was an alien and it had a mustache that made it resemble the pringles mascot. I chased it out with an icepick.

[the3rdkey]

I awoke on a cold steel bed. I felt little green fingers probing my rear. I knew I was not in Kansas anymore by the look of the stars out of the glass window. Then bam! All the aliens came out and starting doing all these strange things to me.

First, they forced me to play Mario 64 without an analog stick. My hands still hurt so bad.

Second, they made me play Superman 64 till I started to cry.

Third, they demanded for me to make their Xbox play DVDs without the remote. Everytime I failed a green egg was shoved up my rectum.

Lastly, I was forced to play all games for all system that scored under a 4 on the Internet and they told me I would never be saved.

I awoke in a puddle of mud and went blind several days later.

[kruel]

Aliens just have to exist because it would be pretty sad if ours is the only planet in the universe capable of producing lifeforms stupid enough to elect Bill Clinton as President of the United States of America.

[nickmad]

true story:

i was walking to school in 6th grade when all of a sudden a i felt my stomach start to turn sour. i thought i had to poop real bad so i rushed to school. once i got into the bathroom and dropped my pants at mach3, this intense pain came over me and i couldnt help but scream. all of a sudden im lifted off the toliet seat, as if something is pushing me upwards towards the ceiling. i passed out from the pain. when i awoke i found myself on the floor next to a shit covered david duchovney. apparently he was searching my ass for anal probes. he appologized, threw a 5 dollar bill at me and disappeared. it was the second most weird day in my life.

[Draccius]

There were these crop circles being made all over the local farmland. Things started to get really crazy, and this little kid had a book about aliens which totally showed my house in flames and the aliens killing us all. I was pretty freaked out, so I made a tin foil hat to keep their evil brain waves from taking control of me. I then... wait a minute... dammit! That's Signs! Well... Mel Gibson made it THAT realistic!

[Tom]

I see aliens in the sky all the time. They have blue and red blinking lights on they and are in the shape of an airplane.

[el bobo]

I woke up and there was an elite with an overshield and sword! I said "What the Shaq-Fu!" He said "Wort wort wort" I busted out my PP and BR and owned him in the dome and he died! The end, I win free game plz!

[koji126]

This happened when I was maybe 14 or 15. It was like any other night, I was sleeping in my own cozy bed. Something apparently woke me up because I had woken in the middle of the night, maybe around 2am. Whenever I wake in the middle of the night, I usually get up for a drink...but for some odd reason I couldn't move. I was actually paralyzed and the only thing I could move was my head. I looked around my room and saw some strange small figures near the edge of my bed. I started to panic a bit because there were some strange beings in my room and I couldn't move to get away. The next thing I knew, I was being lifted off my bed. I saw a strange bright light and the next thing I knew I felt like I was dropped onto my bed. It was 5am when I checked the clock. I dont know remember what else went on during those 3 hours. I figured I probably dreamed all of this up. A couple months later I happened to injure my arm. They took x-rays of my arm and something stranged showed up. There was some metal embedded into the bone of my arm. The doctors couldn't really figure out what this piece of metal was. However, they noticed that the metal had some strange type of insignia on it. In the end the metal is still in my arm because they wouldn't be able to remove it without actually breaking or drilling into the bone of my arm. It hasn't bothered me one bit, but it does make me think of whether or not the dream of those small figures were real...

[dd0013]

I really want this game but I haven't seen any aliens in months they quit visiting me

[sj41]

I was eaten by an alien. I'm still in its stomach, but I have a whole bunch of stores and electricity near me inside this place, so it's not bad.

[dhs odium]

So there I was, minding my business late at night while walking through an old cornfield.

I look up, and see a flash of light streak across the sky. In awe, I backed up and felt something enter my rectum. I figured that this was an alien tactic, dazzle humans with a lightshow and then probe 'em. Well, it turns out that I backed up into some corn, plus I wasn't wearing any pants.

So much for a probing.

[XboxMaster]

I combat aliens on these forums on the time. They call themselves, "PS2 fanboys". Scary.

[62t]

On the way home I was some light at the sky. It might have been a UFO

[dudecool320]

One day an alien offered me a taco. For the next week i had mud butt.

[Matrix2k3]

When my grandparents still lived out in Bensalem, in an apartment complex across from the horse-track(Philadelphia Park i think) there was this flying shape that looked like it was made of 3 or 5 floating lights. They had seen it one day and told us about it, the next day we came over for dinner and it was there..AGAIN. The lights changed colors and shapes, they would hover, sometimes looking like a pyramid, flashing red, yellow and green sometimes a rectangle or a circle. They floated, rotated and sometimes dashed across the sky, then stopped and floated again. We all watched them from the balcony, couldn't have been a helicoper because there was no noise and couldn't have been an airplane because they don't hover, or break up into several pieces and then come back together in a diffrent shape also I don't know anything that could dart back and forth like that. My grandfather tok pictures, but sadly the camera was cheap and old, had bad zoom and the lights were too high up for the flash to do much good. I think one or two of the pictures you could actually see them, but the pictures were all blurry and foggy like the time he tried to take pictures of the Hale-Bott or whatever it was comet.

[spoo]

This one time at alien camp, I stuck a 53” probe up my ass.

[gugaplex]

At my old house, we had what me and my friends called 'the orange people'. It was these orange balls that would appear when we would play outside in my backyard. It was like a hazy ball of orange that would float around the windows. This was something that me and my friends would see just float around in the windows then dissappear. At first we dismissed it as just a reflection of the sun or whatever, but then we started to see it during sunset and it would be moving across multiple windows kind of quickly. We would hurry inside to see, or send one person while the other would wait outside, but it would always dissappear. I dont know if that would count as a UFO/alien thing or just a haunting or something, but still scared the crap out of us.

[nakanenui]

I live in california, los angeles to be exact. I see aliens all the time on my way to work. they stand on the corner trying to blend in in small groups. They proclaim themselves as skilled labor at a reduced price. I run away from them real fast.

[qpid]

So these aliens arrived and they said "Hey you come aboard" and they took me aboard and made me watch Pauly Shore movies until I told them the secret herbs and spices in KFC chicken. Then they probed me with a long skinny codl thing and ever since that day at the exact time of the probing my butt goes numb.

[MrBlonde9993]

Aliens killed my father.....and raped my mother!

[racerman8]

No alien encounters, but I finally watched Alien vs Predator yesterday. Is that an encounter?

[dj_stretch]

Life as an alien is interesting. I believe my video games are working to warp their minds into fledglin peons so that one day I may take over their puny planet. Little does CHEAPY D know that I have control of his Cheapy mind...hahahahahaha!
Ah, back to the subject... My first encounter with the humans involved a drunken abyss of teenagers hanging out in a field. I only observed them...from what I saw, I know my grand intellect will soon rule them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CaseyRyback]

one time I found my friend beating off and jarring it to sell as alien sperm. He told me green food coloring works great to make it look more authentic.

[help1]

Well, when I was a kid, I saw an alien outside the mall... but he was selling karate lessons.

And one time I was in the park and I saw a ufo... but it was some hoover disk thing some kid was throwing... it was pretty cool if you ask me.

[shanonw76]

One night I had this "dream" that I was abducted by this alien chick, pretty hot as far as alien's go, anyways. We were flying all over space and and then suddenly she jumps on me and we start making out. All of a sudden she stops, looks at me and says "you better go or your gonna be late" and there was this bright flash of light. I immediately wake up and look over at my clock and its exactly 15 minutes before I had to be at work.......creepy

[wannabepunktony]

While flipping the channels one night, I came upon one of those evangelical channels and they had this frightening lady who looked like an alien in human clothing, like Men in Black but done really really bad. She was preaching about the evils of Harry Potter and it looked like she face was just going to melt off and the alien within her flesh was going to escape and demand our leader or something. Scary stuff.

[Gothic Walrus]

This one day, I was feeling sick and watching a lot of TV. I saw a marathon on TBS. It was five episodes of ALF, five of Mork and Mindy, ten (the pain!) of Third Rock from the Sun, and then a bunch of movies - Lilo and Stitch, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Contact, Alien, and the Star Wars Trilogy.

Ever since then, I've been convinced that aliens exist.

[SneakyPenguin]

Back when I used to actually go outside, I was walking down my block in the middle of summer. It was a warm day, with a slight breeze, and clear skies. The sun was just setting over the mountains, covering the scene in a pale redish light.I was enjoying my surroundings, when suddenly, out of the peaceful silence, came the sound of a fast wind. The noise grew louder, and seemed to draw nearer.

Suddenly, the sky semed to tear open. From out of nowhere, a hole erupted in the middle of the horizon, and ship broke out, before the hole dissolved into nothing. The ship seemed damaged, and was trailed by gusts of black smoke. It flew erratically through the sky, out of control. It was falling hard, and was getting lower. It skipped twice along the ground, before cutting a swathe across a field,a nd comeing to a stop, sticking out of the earth, immobile. Why I had not run by now, I do not know, but I know i should have. From the belly of that beast, a door opened. From the door emerged 3 small.....things, resembling children. but they were most definately not.

Their heads were large, way to large for a human, and completely disproportionate to their body size. There were no ears on the head, but two large eyes dominated its features. The eyes were jet black, and seemed to look through you, not at you. It was these eyes that I remember last, for th enext thing I know, there was a flash of light, and I was on my front porch. I checked my watch, it was 4 o'clock. I had left for my walk at 5. According to this, I hadnever left. I don't know what really happened, maybe I dreamed it all. But maybe I didn't.

[PaulEMoz]

True story from me. I was looking out of my window one night years ago, and saw a light in the countryside. I thought it must have been a farmhouse, but it looked too high, so I thought maybe it was a helicopter. My mother wondered what I was looking at, so she came and looked too. After about five minutes, the light suddenly dipped down and then shot off into the sky at about 45 degrees at an incredible speed. We just looked at each other in amazement.

[Mr Peanut]

So I was sitting outside on campus one day and decided to lay on the grass and look to the sky due to boredom. To my surprise, I saw some sort of small, glossy object fly past the corner of my eye. I turned my head and saw a spork lying on the grass that was thrown by a friend. At the moment, the object was an unidentified flying object, but, in conclusion, it turned out to be a spork.

[gamefreak117]

Once upon a time.. there were illegal aliens. They came from the sea and the sky. I saw them live in people's basements.

[PostalPee]

Once my brother put a glow-in-the-dark inflatable alien inside the bathtub. I was going to take a shower. Once I noticed it, I said "ah." My brother then turned on the light and I saw that it was a fake alien. I thought I was going to die that evening.

[KrazyKefka]

*Elaborate alien story*

[The Don]

It was a Friday night. I just came home from a party and I was drunk. I immediately went to bed. During the night I woke up and opened my eyes to a blinding white flash. There was nothing in my eyes except white and the brightness was blinding me so I decided to close my eyes. After a few minutes I felt long, cold fingers touching me. I could tell that there were two figures in the room observing me because I could somehow feel their presence above me and they were also talking in a gibberish foreign language. The way that they talked was very soothing so I soon fell unconsious again. When I finally woke up, the covers and bed that I slept in were all drenched in my own sweat. I felt extremely sick and dizzy. The strong smell of sulfur permeated my nostrils. A ringing sound was piercing my ear drums, but it soon faded away. I looked at the alarm clock and it read 3:00 P.M. Next, I took a shower. After that, I tried putting on some fresh clothes but they were very loose. I went downstairs and saw broken shards of mirrors everywhere. I was still feeling dizzy so I decided to go to the hospital and find out what was wrong. When I got to the hospital, I started having a severe seizure and my eyes rolled into the back of my head. After about 5 seconds a vision suddenly flashed before my mind. There was a white flash again with a small black speck in the distance. The speck started getting closer and closer until the white brightness became totall darkness. Then suddenly I woke up gasping for air. After regaining consciousness, I found myself in a dimly lit doctor's office. A small man with big, bold glasses and a white suit came before me. I soon recognized him as a doctor. He introduced himself as Dr. Shosky and told me that my insulin level was up, my weight reduced by 30 pounds, my sperm count was down, and I had developed a brain tumor. Dr. Shosky then talked more and more but his voice started to fade and was replaced by a deep gibberish language..................................To be CoNtInUeD.

[FarmerEd]

I saw an alien and was like OMFGWTFTEHSTFUBBLTEHBBQ!!!!11111!!111!!!!one+shift =1!!!!!111one-two-step!1!

[Rabidmuskrat]

Of course aliens exist. They made like 4 or 5 in movies in the series.

[tahoeoutlaw]

How about a completed Mad Lib:

"It was a dark and glowing night. The wind was racing through the trees and off in the distance the wolves were howling at the buffalo. I wanted to get home as fast as my needles could carry me. My kneecap was pounding and my breath was coming in anonymous gasps.
Suddenly I felt the frilly hand of an alien touch my neck and I screamed stupidly. The thing lifted me off my cube and threw me onto the flowery ground. Then with his careless hands he tried to drive the flatulence out of me. I screamed so loudly I woke up every sunset in the forest.
My sceam awakened me, too. I was having a frail nightmare."

[savestheday888]

When I was 13 my daddy and I were out in the barn stacking hay. One day, I seen a light in the sky. The next thing I know, I'm out cold. I awake to find myself in a field about 300 yards from my daddy's barn. My pants & underwear are gone. Eerie, I know.

[dmack99]

My family was living in the country. We had just come home from church on a Friday night. My father told me to take the garbage out. You know when you live in the city you have light coming from everywhere. Well, where we lived at in the country, here is no light other than the moon and stars outside. So I take the garbage out the back door and wave to make the motion light come on. It didn't come so I proceeded to take the garbage down the back steps to the garbage cans. As I am walking back from the garbage cans, all of a sudden, there are these flashing bright lights that came out of nowhere in the sky. I tell you that I did not stick around to find what they were either. I hauled ass back into the house and ran into my room in the basement and didn't come back up until the morning.

[RegularX]

i had a dream one time that was really freaking real that my windows started to bend in towards me. next thing i know, i'm being drag kicking (although no screaming) down my hallway by three people with one infront checking if everything is all clear as we pass open doors and intersections. i try to run but i'm so tired that i finally just give up and don't care any more.

something happned that i can't remember, like the dream jumped from that scene to me walking up the stairs of my house back into my living room and finally into my room...then another wired jump and i woke up.

now if i wasn't abducted by aliens i must be crazy.

[smellhasreturned]

i was walking in my room and an alien popped out of my closet and said blarghghahasmah

area 51 is mine !

[chad@hantak.com]

Not much of a story but here's mine.

This happened about 15 years ago, I was 13 at the time. Went to sleep around midnight and woke up for some reason at about 3am. Don't know why I got up, just did.

I was trying to get back to sleep when I was looking at my window. It was a large window with blinds. They were closed, but I could see out the slits a bit.

I saw this strange large pulsating light. It was bright orange and red. At first I thought it was a star or a planet, but then it started moving. Not moving slowly, but very quickly.

I got up to make sure I wasn't dreaming and raised the blinds. And clear as day I saw it continue to fly around. It was way off in the distance on a very clear night, not a cloud in the sky. Finally it just took off and I never saw it again.

Anyway there you go, make of it what you will.

[TravTH]

One time, there was a circle of lights spinning in the sky, and since I knew it was aliens, I flipped it off. Turns out, they saw me, and then landed right next to my house, so I ran inside, grabbed a shotgun, and shot them in the head. Then, some weird thing came out of it's head (kinda like those things in RE4), so I shot him in the leg, he fell down, and I shot the thing on it's head, causing it to explode. I heard his buddies saying something I couldn't understand, so I ran and hid for a while, until I saw the UFO go back into the sky. The bad thing is, they weren't leaving, they were just trying to get a better view from above, and were using a spot light to find me. So, I took the shotgun, and very carefully shot the light out, and then they just left. Never seen from them again, thankfully.


The End, did I win?

[StupidFoo]

And then it's three A.M.
And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This ALIEN! comes up and he's, like, "hey, punk!"
I'm, like, "yeah, whatever!"

[Eclipse]

True story:

A couple of pals and I late one night during a sleepover at a friends mountain lodge were having fun with an airsoft gun battle(several years ago). We were split up into two teams at the time, with one team guarding a house which the other dudes (me included) were trying to infiltrate.

We were all sitting behind a van on the driveway-in the line of fire, discussing how to get out of that situation. At one point several minutes later, we heard a high pitched whistling noise coming from a distance, looked up and saw an amazingly bright object scream past us at an impossible speed. For some reason, looking at the object made my eyes shed tears uncontrollably for a minute or two.

Definitely a wierd experience. And we never figured out what the hell that thing was.

[starman9000]

Well, I went camping in Iowa last week and yes, it was a bit cold. Anyway, out tent was flooded with night at about 3 am, as a being passed through the canvas without distrubing it. Nothing really happened, but it was weird.

[godhatesjustyou]

when i was in 5th grade, the class was outside doing PE when i saw something shiny in the sky. although i pointed and said "hey look!" no one noticed. it looked like a saucer thing, and it freaked me out.

[oNeWiNgEdAnGeL]

My parents and I were driving to a relatives house. My dad and I saw this yellow light zipped down a little bit then went back up in the sky and then it disappeared.

[JasonTerminator]

Naturally, waking up one morning to find myself without my fingers would surprise any man, but the really amazing part happened when I realized that my coffee had gone bad.

Good lord, what the hell could be happening on this fine Autumn day, when the suns are shining bright, and Gorthonc the Impenetrable is at your door. I pondered as to his strange appearance, when a strange white light emitted from my buttocks (My vision, of course, being perfect 1:1, allowing me to see behind myself at all times.), and the delight in my phyrialnus was simply too much for any Murlockian to bear.

"Good sir, I inquire as to your presence here at my abode, the Z-9000 protocol house which I cannot talk about because of secret experiments started by our leader zOrdoCk thE THirD, leader of the Strange Capitals and magical bunnies of mjorian doom. Why could you POSSIBLY be intruding on my corpunian sun bath time?"

"Why, I found two of your digits in my disgusting insectoid cereal this morning, and was wondering if you could be so kind as to regurgetate my payment of 20 borlacks."

"I put a pox upon your offer," slorch I, "And offer you 50 thousand, no less."

"I am offfended by your generosity", as shown by his overuse of the evil "f", "and bid you farewell, good sir."

I return to my snorckel bath and realize that, of all things, today might have been somewhat weird, but I drifted back into nutrient recovery state, and slowly lost my gordula.

But at least Jade Empire was coming out this week. I'll have to find my fingers soon, or else all could be lost!

[robogriff]

While driving in the back woods of Colorado one night my girlfriend (at the time) and I saw something alien like jump out of the woods right in front of the car. I don't know what it was, but it definitly was NOT a deer. While swirving to barely miss it, it just disappeared as it would have passed by the windows.

[EvilE]

Anyone ever see Fire in the sky? Well is takes place in north eastern AZ, in the mountains. My parents live in Heber/ Overgaard AZ., and that is the area Fire in the Sky took place. It is a true story about an alien abduction. I go up there to visit them often, and we sit out on the porch, it is always really dark, and you can see the stars incredibly well. We often look for shooting stars. One night we saw a strange bright light and thought it might be an airplane or something, but it had a strange glow to it--almost an orange type glow. It hoovered and then zipped away almost instantly. I made sure everyone else saw that and I wasn't seeing things, they all saw it also thankfully! It returned and did the same thing 3 or 4 times in the course of the night. It sounds silly, but it was quite freaky considering we were up in confirmed "alien country". The locals have many stories of strange sightings up there also.

[Jobbercho]

The aliens were there.. oh gee golly was I scared. I tried to run, but I forgot to stand up. They closed in on me. The aliens.. they were.. all around. I had to get away. Think Jobbercho. Think! I tripped one.... oh wait.. it just jumped on me to hold me down. I was wrong. It took 60 2 lbs. aliens to carry me to their ship. They laid me face down on a table. I had to get out. The leader pulled out a 3 foot long probing device. *POOP* It was nearing me. I thought to myself.. how do you defeat an army of aliens!? I got it! I know how to defeat an army of aliens! It's the same thing you do to horses... YOU PUNCH THEIR FACES OFF!!! So I did it and I left.. then I punched a horse on the way back home. Jerk.

[redgopher]

True story. Kind of sad...

I was probably 10 years old, and my divorced parents were talking outside of my mom's house. I was just kind of sitting outside and I noticed this light dash across the sky. I pretty much freaked out. I could have sworn it was an alien craft or something. Then it happened again.. this bright light flew across the sky... in the exact same spot. I wandered about 20 yards from the house and realized that it was just a spotlight from a nearby car dealership.

[Javery]

Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.

[erehwon]

I had a dream once about aliens. I woke up in the middle of the night. I go to the window of my room. My the window looks down onto my backyard. Down on my deck, there is a very hot alien chick. I don't remember what she looked like, but she was humanoid and hot. She was beckoning me to come down. I had the feeling she was trying to seduce me. What do I do? In a perfect example of my desires at the time, I close the blind and go to bed. I missed out on some hot alien :booty: .

I was also wondering what is the deal with the anal probing? Is that some sort of alien fetish? I was also thinking about about why they don't leave evidence. Maybe they're not only trying to hid their activities from us, but other aliens as well. It might be something they want to hide, like some people who fuck animals want to hide that.

[3QGojo]

Anyone remember that old OLD game for the PC back in the day, when floppy disks were actually floppy called Alien Mine? I do, and it was the bestest Alien game ever. That game was great, cept my neighbor ruined the disk and I could never play it again, although....my neighbor could've been an Alien trying to hide his identity knowing that we were on to him with those 1337 graphics! :)

[Michael Bolton]

This is true

my friends and i were walking through the woods one night and the sky turned purple then there were these lights across the field that started glowing then after a few seconds it all stopped.

[Sanitarium]

I was riding my motorcycle at night once and saw a red ball streak over my head. It was probably a meteor but it scared the hell out me all the same.

[YoshiFan1]

I was at Disney World and saw an alien. I took my laser blaster from the ride car and fired a lazer at him. I got 1000 points for it.

[evilmojo12542]

I awoke on a sunday morning after a night of heavy drinking and there stood a four armed cross between michal jackson and elvis. I vowed to never drink again.

[zionultra]

Hmmm...Well the "Area 51" arcade game was fun...haven't heard of this one.

[kasperhashops]

So, um, I live in Cali, and there's a whole bunch of illegal aliens since they come to pick the crops and stuff, does that count?


This guy should win all 3 copies...


but yea,

I once got abducted by aliens, no joke. They probed me. You know what, screw this!! It isn't worth it!!!!!!!!! No one can ever know!!! -Runs off crying...

[kaw]

True story: Aliens have never visited Earth, and abduction stories are fabrications of an overactive imagination.

But I love a good shoot 'em up as much as the next guy. ;)

[andrew333]

i know aliens exist because a buddy of mine got an alienware computer (mmm saucer silver), thus using fundamental principles of logic: if alienware exists, aliens exist; the only difference from common perception is that instead of hovering about the typical alien is enslaved in a factory in taiwan dicing up silicon

phone home . . .

[brendandwc]

One night I was outside watching a meteor shower when I saw a bright green flash go across the sky heading into the hill hehind my house. It was completely different from any of teh "shooting stars" of the night, it was a reasonably sized green ball that trail along the sky. I knew it was something but I'll never know what, and I haven't seen it again.

[PHaLaNX GTR]

One day I got probed and I've never been the same since. However, though, I'm not sure if they were really aliens.

[D. Monic]

True story:

When I was in high school, I ran on the cross country team. Since the cross country season was in the fall, I'd train during the summer with a friend of mine who lived in my neighborhood and was also on the team. We'd wait until dusk to go running since it was cooler, and it'd often be quite dark by the time we finished our run.

One night we were out for a 5 mile run, and we only had about three-quarters of a mile to go. Since it was near the end of our run, it had gotten quite dark. We suddenly noticed three lights in the sky. The lights were clustered together in the shape of a triangle and they seemed to move together like they were connected. They were only a few hundred yards away, but there was no sound. My friend and I were watching the lights intently cuz they were very strange, though we weren't concerned or frightened at that point.

Suddenly, the lights moved in a long, graceful arc across the sky and came to a sudden stop over some nearby trees. Then they just hovered there, and it was almost like they were observing us. My friend and I looked at each other as if to say, "oh crap!" and we literally sprinted the rest of the way home, despite the fact that we had just run over 4 miles and we were pretty tired. That might have been the fastest we ran all season. I've never seen any object move like that before or since.

-DM

PS: This is a cool contest. Maybe Cheapy can do a similar contest for Geist where we can tell our ghost stories (got one of those too).

[Oktoberfest]

True Story:
In my brothers middle school yearbook they had pictures where UFOs were quite visible in the background. It was scary.

[steady]

One time I awoke from a bad dream and found myself on an alien ship, tied down by this mucuous membrane, and saw all these grey dudes hovering over me and looking at me and poking me with metal things.
Then I woke up and my hole was all sore.
They are real I tell you!!

[gdw3877]

They come to my house when I am sleeping and then take me on their ship. Now give me the damn game please. Thank you.

[danny90044]

aliens give me cheetohs and touch me at night....ohh wait that wasn't aliens....ahh shit....i gotta go!

[SunCe177]

3:30 A.M August 5th 2003, i woke up in a cold sweat. i had a fever and it was pitch black. i went to get a glass of water when i noticed a bright shining light. i looked out my window and saw the beam above the mountains to the east of my house, i pondered at what it could be and sat to watch it in my chair and eventually fell asleep and when i awoke the next morning i remembered the event but couldnt differenciate if it was a dream or reality. i will never know i guess...
-SunCe177

[DeviantBoi]

One night I was partying with friends and I got wasted. That's when I met this guy who said he was from outer space ... he showed me his towel, so I knew he was telling the truth ... he said he was gonna take me see his spaceship, which was out in the woods ... to make a long story short, next morning I woke up in the middle of the woods with a huge pain in my ass ... so I was a victim of an alien probe.

True story.

[Red Hedgehog]

Growing up, I noticed there were several subtle physical differences between me and other people. One of the first things I noticed was that I had a rather protruding stomach. I was a skinny kid, and when I breathed, it looked like my stomach fluctuated from being a beer belly to being in the last trimester of pregnancy. Fortunately, this was pretty much hidden by wearing a shirt, but I had to be careful when swimming and the like or kids would notice and, sometimes, make fun of me. Another thing I noticed was that I had a propensity to turn red. You know how when people are embarrassed or drunk they flush and their cheeks and ears, etc. turn red? Well, this would happen to me except it wasn't triggered by anything in particular and it wasn't just the normal parts that would turn red - my entire head would. Fortunately, I learned I could control this, but it would be quite embarrassing when I would suddenly start to turn red in front of people.

My parents explained to me that I had a medical condition which caused these things and gave me the standard speech about how everyone is different and differences make us special. But there was one more odd physical trait I had:Whenever people would talk about aliens or UFOs or other strange, unexplained phenomena, I would start to get very cold and my eyes would water. Whenever the conversation would turn to these events, this would happen, back to my earliest memories.

I accepted my parents' explanation that I had a medical condition. After all, each year I would go to the same doctor. He would examine my stomach and ask about turning red and say I was healthy - that my condition wouldn't prevent me from doing anything physical. He was a nice man and I beleived him - what kid doesn't trust authority figures. But as I got older, I noticed how my parents were very particular about me going to this doctor and about the nurses not examining me too closely beyond just taking my weight, height, and vitals.

When I was ten years old, I chanced upon a letter my mom had written to her sister on her desk waiting to be mailed. It scanned it for mentions of myself, curious to see what I had done my mom was most proud of, and came upon an odd sentence saying "Money has been tight recently, what with having to pay for David's treatments." Treatments? I wasn't aware that I was getting any treatments.

Man, this is going on too long. In case you haven't figured out by now, it turns out that I'm an adopted alien, receiving genetic modification treatments so that I look human. I mean, duh. If I had more time, I'd finish the story, but now I've got to run from the government agents!

[tinman_licks]

I have a friend called Zim. He has a nice dog that went berzerk only once. They had a secret plan to conquer Earth for their home planet. So together they bioengineered a squid man. But they released him into the wild because he was sad he couldn't squirt ink anymore. In the end, they never did succeed with their plan. What a tear jerker.

[dbiersdorf]

An alien stuck a probe up my butt.

Then I woke up and realized it was a bad dream, but for some reason my ass still really hurt, go figure.

[shinzwei]

When I was in the 1st grade on my way to school on the school bus I had nothing to do so I looked out the window. I noticed that the moon was still visible in the daylight. Then as I looked closer, I saw this dark spot circling the moon. I was like OMFG ITS A UFO!

[spin03]

i might not have any alien stories, but i will give a little sucky sucky for a little area 51 or 2. you dont want to know how far i will go

[magictoilet]

I saw flashing lights, might have been an airplane, or my imagination. I would like to think of it as aliens though,

[DX_Psycho]

i was playing tennis and the score was 5-4 with me on match point at 40-30. I hit the hardest serve i have ever hit, so hard in fact, that the FBI thought it was an alien UFO. they came to check it out and they took me away. they locked me up in Area 51 but i managed to get home after something sexual favors.

[jimbodan]

I've never seen an alien before.

The end.

That's my story

[eyeless]

I was about 8 years old, my mom had dropped me off at a friends house for a sleep over. We did the usual things as kids. Ran around with a bb gun and shot at cans/targets and the sparrows and crows that landed in his yard. Then we played some video games and watched some TV.

One of the commercials was for Unsolved Mysteries. It had some clips on there of UFOs and aliens. Of course, with us only being 8, our imaginations were going. We started joking about what the aliens would be like and how it would be cool if we ever saw a UFO.

Night time comes and we decide to head outside to look for UFOs, since that's when people usually spot them. So, we're both scanning the sky...checking out the stars and taking note of anything we saw moving. We spot an airplane flying kind of low, you could see the blinking lights on the two wings....we spot a second airplane flying the opposite direction on the other side of the sky....we look around a bit more. Hoping, just hoping that we'd spot something. A bit of time passes and we found nothing.

We sit down on the chairs outside and kind of toss a tennis ball back and forth, under the porch light, and keep an eye on the sky. All of a sudden, I spot something...moving across the sky, much like an airplane. I point out the area I see it in and then my friend spots it. We watched it....I took my eyes of it for a second to look around for anything else up above when my friend screams that the object is flying in rapid circles! I glance back up and sure enough, the object is flying in circles (now, this object is at least 3-4 miles up and it apperas as just a bright white light to us, about the size of a pea in the sky) that had to be about 2-3 miles in diameter. Then the object stopped dead in it's tracks, it then dropped about a half-mile towards the ground and then shot off into the upper atmosphere at a speed that we couldn't even imaging traveling at.

We both screamed and ran inside the house, locked the doors and windows and hid under our sleeping bags. We didn't come out for a good half hour.

[Nyquil]

One day while I was watching Shaolin Soccer and this alien pops out of nowhere and says he has mad skills in kung fu and that he could take Bruce Lee. The alien starts pulling off all these crazy moves and then kicks him in the face. To make a long story short the feds came in and gave me a roofie and the alien dude was gone.

[kenshinx454]

Last night I had to leave me friend's house very late at night. It was dark and the wind was howling. Every step I took the more I realized that something was watching me. I start to sweat a little and pick up the pace. Around the next block the street lights begin to flicker. A car swurves down the street and smashes into a light post. Bright lights are seen in the sky and I turn my brisk pace into a full throttle jog. I finally reach my street and run down the dirt road. The sky is showing majestic colors waiver through it. I go in my house and go up to my room. The light is on I can see it under my door. I enter the room and a person is sitting in my chair. At least I think it is a person. They are wearing a dark cloak and I can not see their face. He begins to talk in a slow hiss. " Would you like to see what I look like?" From that point on I remember nothing...

[CouRageouS]

Every Thursday night I get together with my good ol' friend ALF. We go out looking for pussy, though he has his preferences and I have mind. In the end, we have some good times but I'm the one who's usually still hungry.

*holds for laughter and applause*

So last Thursday night when we were watching Smackdown, he gets upset by the offensive ramblings of Carlito Carribean Cool. So he goes to play some of my video games. Alf is a huge Xbox fan and loves his FPS games and immediately throws a fit because I don't have one and he can't play Halo 2. I told Penis nose to quit his bitching and play one of my PS2 FPS games. Why oh why didn't he pick Red Faction 2 or XIII, he had to pop in my free copy of Turok Evolution from TRU. "This looks fun" he says.

Alf immediately immerses himself into the world of Turok. "Fucking rasberries, this Tekbow is fantastic!" he proclaims. I couldn't believe my eyes as I turn and see Alf living it up in the world of Turok. He plays level after level until the Pterodactyl stage. "Holy McNugget! It exploded when it ran into the wall! Why the fuck did a dinosaur explode when it hit a wall?! This game is terrific!" I looked at him with a confused look on my face and turned back to my computer, realizing that Alf's favorite movie is Kangaroo Jack. ("Absolutely Fascinating!" -Alf)

So the moral of the story is, Alf will accept all your POX games in trade for rare/valuable itmes.

[Virgil]

When I was about 8, I was outside looking at the stars, trying to make constellations out. I saw a small star that seemed to be moving pretty fast, outpacing an aircraft that was flying at the same time. At first I thought it was another plane, then I thought it might be a satellite. Both of these conclusions were wrong, however, as I then observed the light instantly go in the opposite direction, it was like watching a ball bounce against a wall. That couldn't have been a man made craft, maybe it was some phenomena, or maybe it was ET.

[mkg12]

i saw a light in the sky the other day. it was a UFO, i saw kirby sitting in it

[NateWhs152]

Aliens are cool, but not that one from American Dad I think he is anoying. I hope the creaters kill him off.

[jngx80]

I was watching unexplained mysteries or possibly something on pbs about crop circles and ufo's when my dad started to tell me that he had seen a ufo when he was younger in china. I think he said it was as big and bright as the moon but when they blinked/looked away it had disappeared.

[KingDox]

There was a guy in my bio 101 class in college that I swear was from mars. That guy was such a stoner but didn't smoke pot. I have no idea how that was possible. His mom must have been the a massive pot head when she was pregnant.

Sorry but that's the best I got. I don't belive in UFOs. I really do belive that we are alone in the universe.

[set]

I live in Vegas, and one time when my friend and I were driving back home from downtown we saw something move reaaaallllly fast across the sky. To this day I still dunno.... it might have been....

[Skexis]

I awoke in a sweat, not a cold one, because I'm in Texas, and it was summer. The whole notion of a cold sweat seemed like a paradise at that moment. I had dreamed that there was something at the end of my hall outside my bedroom, scratching at the stairs. The details turned fuzzier as I started waking up more fully, hearing the low humming of my overhead and my area fan, feeling droplets running from my forehead and strands of my hair into my eyes, my crotch, my sheets. Staring at the undignified stain surrounding my sweating body, I decided that, among other things, it would not be good for me to get sick the night before I went in to apply for a job. I looked over at the clock. 3:01 am. I decided to take a cold shower. Stripping the sheets, I thought about what I had to do the next day to impress the guy on the other end of the interviewing table. How hard could it be, after all, to bag groceries for people?

As I bunched up my now freshly-salted bedcovers, I walked towards the bathroom, and I noticed that what I had taken for the humming of my fans was getting louder. In fact, it was getting more distinct, more persistent, like microphone distortion, except it was more of a vibration, and I was totally immersed in it. I felt waves of sound, or perhaps pure force, beating against my ribcage, buzzing my nostrils as it intensified. My ears began to vibrate as well, to tickle, and then to hurt. I began to shout for my mom to wake up, to ask what was going on, to get any kind of response. A bedside lamp wobbled, and fell to the floor, shattering. I screamed as I felt liquid begin to run out of my ear canals, the sound drowned out by the knowing that no one could hear me and yet desperate that someone might.

There was no white light.
There was no particle beam.
There was no metallic saucer arm.

One second I was in my bedroom, screaming for my life, and the next, I awoke once more, shuddering in the cold. I could not see. My eyes were open, but I could not see anything except a somehow soothing blue luminescence. I remember wondering how I could see this light, but not see any details around me. I felt a strange tingling sensation along my neck and arms, and I finally realized that the blue luminescence was not a source of light, but rather of electricity. The hairs on my body were all standing perfectly straight.

Later...
Must have blacked out. Suspended in yellow liquid, I opened my eyes, and I could see, but there was nothing to see. I felt pressure against my lips and inside, against my lungs. I looked up, down, searching for a cave or a stable outcropping. Nothing. Frantically, I stroked and kicked towards what I thought was the surface. I realized suddenly that if this was a weightless environment, I would not know which way is up or down. I kept going. Lungs aching, I needed air, and soon. I began to thrash more wildly as my cheeks ballooned under strain. I slowed, movements weakening, and snorted some of the liquid unintentionally. Sulfuric. Burning, like chlorine, except more so. I started sinking, unable to find which way is out, and beginning to accept my fate as ended. I floated for a few moments more as the yellow stuff filled my cheeks, and my lungs spasmed as I tried to breathe thick liquid. I instinctively curled up, hands grasping for my throat as I spasmed again, trying to cough and vomit at the same time. Something brushed my leg. A hand.
...A human hand?

I awoke sputtering, but finding no liquid surrounding me, I was alive and well. I knew so because my lungs were sore. I had never had sore lungs before, but then I suppose I'd never had lung spasms before, either. I sat up on my bed, and my mom was standing there with a look of concern on her face. She said I had been flailing around in my sleep and that I had knocked something over. I sighed with relief and hoarsely told her that I was going to be okay. She looked at me again, then suddenly seemed to be satisfied and walked out of the room, stairs creaking as she walked down them. I looked around my room, surveying it. My eyes came to rest on the clay pieces of what used to be my desk lamp. I looked up at the clock. 3:04 am. I guess imagination can do funny things to a person, huh?

So why did I still feel so cold in 85 degree heat?

[mozby]

<BEGIN TRANSMISSION> Attention CAGers, I am Jzeear, and I have taken this body to communicate with the one called CheapyD. In the galaxy I come from, there are no cheap games, for any console, not for the Blurnn 74, DongorBox nor the powerfull Lojtar2. We have been monitoring your posts for some time, and I happened upon this host while he was cow-tipping in a field in your midwest. I have come to learn the secrets of your cheapyness... my host is about to awake, for he must go to work in his meager job to earn money for more cheap games... I will try to contact you CheapyD at a later time! Jzeear signing off <END TRANSMISSION>

[LaraCroftsLeftBoob]

ok, so my friends and i were out cruising the nevada desert. we thought it would be cool to check out this "area 51" we heard so much about. we thought it'd be fun to mess with the army. it wasn't too hard to find, big military installation in the middle of the desert. kinda sticks out, you know. so anyway, as soon as we get close, we notice we're being followed by helicopters. cool, time to have some fun. i figured it wouldn't be too hard to lose them, left, left, right, a couple of 180's and they'd be gone. well, it started off that way. we lost them, for all of about 20 seconds. they found us again. and this time they brought some friends with them, a couple of f-18's. they guys in the chopper were all "this is a restricted area! stop or we will open fire!" i wasn't about to let our fun end so soon. i didn't think they'd really shoot at us. man, was i wrong! not to brag, but i think i did a fairly good job of avoiding their fire. then came the missles. the first few were prettty easy to avoid, but then the calvary came. a whole squardon of fighters! and they were unleashing their entire payloads at us! well, we got hit. i managed to keep us in the air for a little while, but the ship couldn't maneuver well in this gravity while busted up. so we crashed. when i woke up i was strapped to a table. i heard one of the army doctors say something about a rectal exam. i wanted no part of that. i'd performed a few on some drunk hillbillys before so i know they're not pleasant. long story short, i managed to escape, (thank god for telekinetic powers) and found a room to hide in. and that brings me to why i'm here. i'm still at area 51 and need someone to rescue me and my fiends. ...oh, and scott baio too. he was with us. he gave some kid pink eye.

[Backlash]

I work in consulting and I am fairly sure (say 80%? ) that at least one of our clients is an alien. So I have contact with extra-terrestrials pretty often. I'd love to pretend to shoot some of our clients while playing Area 51 :)

[paean]

I did a report/presentation of UFO's back in 8th grade. A classmate of mine back then supposedly saw a UFO (Encounter of the First Kind) hovering on a cloudless night. He saw it for a good 10 minutes before it disappeared. I thought it was kind of cool but he could be BSing me. Who knows?

[netzoid]

I know the guy they used on the box cover. He said the photoshoot was a bitch.

[ChuckX]

I'm PS2, just in case!


I'm about age 12, year 1968, the story is going around town that there are UFO sightings. Being the adventurous sort, my dad loads us in the car, including me and my sister, and we go looking.

Stopping for soft drinks, another fully family-loaded car rolls up to the corner store and it's my uncle, who says, "We're out looking for Unidentified Flying Objects, too!"

With soft drinks in hand, my dad tools the family car around the local private airport, when two strange objects with blinking lights pass silently overhead, descending in front of the car, and appear to land just out of sight in the neighborhood to the south of us.

My dad says, "I think I can figure out where they landed! Let's go see!"

But my mom, with a look of terror on her face, says weakly, "Take me home. Take me home now."

This is never spoke of again in our family and I can't figure out why. Whenever I ask, they act like I dreamed it.

Best to all,

Chuck

[Z-Saber]

There was this one time where I was like talking to my friend and I was like "OHSNAP j00 ES TEH ELIAN!1!" and then he was all like "Yup." and I was like "k."

[thatstoobad]

my father sometimes tells an alien story. supposedly, when he was 10 or 12 or something, he was outisde of his boyhood home one night, and above the large tree in the backyard there was a UFO-flying saucer thing hovering over it. he was completely startled, and ran inside to get someone. of course, when they came back the ship was gone.

i'm pretty sure it's a load of crap, but, you know, if he really believes it i don't want to crush his soul.

[j-fever]

I saw a tow truck driven buy an eight armed squid-like alien late one night on hwy 101. The squid-alien was towing a 49 chevy police car and was drivng erractically. It seemed very busy driving, eating, talking on the cel phone, watching a movie, reading a map and looking for something in the glove-box, all at the same time. Even though it looked well armed, I wanted to honk my horn at it. Suddenly the tow truck pulls over to the side of the road, and is lit up by a beam of light from a UFO above it. The UFO sucks up the police car and flies off, disappearing into the dark sky. The squid-alien then turns the tow truck around and speeds off in the direction it came from.

Weird huh?




:-)

[maxgle]

My story is acutally quite like what Onetrackmind has described. It was about 2 years ago when this happened and it happened during the day light. It was really just a normal day when I was driving my brother home from school. And while we are on the highway and chitchatting in the car, my brother, who sat right next to me, suddenly brought something to my attention.

Let me explain where we are first. We are on Maryland beltway 495 and heading north. If anyone is from the area, they will know there is a huge Mormon temple up on the hill that no one can ever miss. And what we have witnessed was a floating object hovering over the giant Mormon temple. It was pretty weird and unusal, but since we were still in the car driving, we knew it will be a better idea to stop the car and take a closer look, and we did.

After we got out of the car, I was still joking with my brother that it's probably a UFO or something, and we were just laughing at ourself silly. But after we stood there a while and started to observe the object, it became interesting. We both first thought it was just a plane slowly flying across the sky, but we then realized it looked more like a football shape object that just 'hang' in the air. We stood there and watched it for 10 minutes and that thing never moved! We started to believe it might just be a UFO or something.

Until today, what is that thing, we still have no clue. 495N is my daily route from school to home and I've never seen it again. I always look into that same spot every time I drove by, but with no luck. Though it was quite an experience for us but I dont want to jump to any conclusion saying that was a UFO or not.

Last christmas, I boughy myself a digital camera and now I carry it in my car. I was thinking maybe if I ever seen it again, I will took a picture of it and send it to the UFO research people. But now if anyone here is interested, I will post that picture too, but only if I ever see it again.

[eldad9]

Arriving in Washington D.C. on the heels of the election of President John F. Kennedy, my girlfriend found work at the White House as I plunged into my job as an aide to Congressman Charles Pratt. Sent to look into the Air force's investigation of UFO sightings, I met a couple who claim to have been abducted by aliens. And back in Washington, I was accosted by the mysterious Navy Captain Frank Bach, whose history with UFO's dates back to when spy plane pilot Francis Gary Powers was downed over the Soviet Union while pursuing an alien spacecraft. Though warned that it was too risky, I confronted Bach and was recruited into the top secret Project Majestic, whose most closely guarded secrets include the body of an extra- terrestrial. With my girlfriend and boss in the dark, I was sent to interview an Idaho farmer who has been inhabited by a parasitic alien life form that Bach said are taking over human bodies. Then, as my girlfriend suspected my comings and goings suggested I was having an affair, she was briefly kidnapped by aliens, the same ones who have already implanted Congressman Pratt. Meanwhile, I learned that President Kennedy wasn't even aware of Majestic.

[mietha]

My father fell asleep flying to southern Tennessee with the autopilot on. He woke up quite a bit out over the gulf of mexico without enough fuel to get back to land. So he crashes in the ocean, has to be rescued by the coast guard and is out a $60,000 aircraft and his glasses. Anyway, a week or two later, after his blurb on hard copy, I get a call from Arthur Kent of the History Channel asking me if a UFO caused my father's plane to crash or if he, or any member of my family, had ever been abducted. One of the oddest moments of my life. And yes, this is a true story, like I would make up something this inane. :)

[musha666]

Once I saw an alien. The End.

[chachang]

when i was a little boy, i was abducted and taken to this alien planet. while there, there were this odd life forms, one had the shape of a man but was covered with hair. i believe he was called bubbles. i was offered drinks like "jesus juice," and was told that girls were, "icky." I believe the planet was called neverland. needless to say, after that experience i never quite walked normal again...

[govegan]

True story:

When I was about ten I was playing Stratego with my sister when the house started rumbling and a bright light shone through the window. My sister was whisked away by aliens and I've devoted my life to finding her and exposing the government conspiracy to hide the existence of extraterrestials. I think I found my sister at some point, but she may have been a close or some crap like that. Then I disappeared for a year or two for some reason and eventually came back a soulless zombie.

[jimbo12457]

I was walking down the street, and an alien jumped out from behind a bush, probed my dog and flew away!;)

[sameer]

Yeah, umnn, actually I am an alien.

I'm from a foreign country :D

Where I saw a lizard-man in a UFO once.

[Ziv_Zulander]

ALF is locked up in my basement.

[Deadpool]

I was driving home with some friends late one night. We had just got done watching Fire In The Sky in the theatre and we were all pretty freaked out. So there's this long twisting elevated road that we have to take to get home. It's pitch black out. Theres heavy cloud cover so there's not even a smidge of moonlight. Suddenly the ENTIRE valley below us lights up as bright as the sun. We can't see the source of the light because of the sheer angle of the cliffside. We immediatly all freak out and start yelling. 5 seconds go past and the light fades. Back to pitch black, except for the 2 bright headlights guiding our way.

We got home safe, but never found out what our encounter was.

[rebthor]

Aliens are all around us. This is something few of us actually do believe, but they're out there. Disguised as cats, dogs, or even humans, they're out there. Some are disguised better than others.
I believe you.
True Story:
One time while I was sitting in a restaurant in Manhattan, this one guy from the government came in to round up all the aliens. You should have seen the place clear out. They must have been aliens, becuase real human beings wouldn't be able to move so fast. I was staring at this one guy and he went north really quickly, then south and then he just disappeared almost right before my eyes.

:bouncy:

[spek]

So after my 6th Pepsi and third cheeseburger I ran out of McDonalds in search of an industrial garbage receptacle to heave in, like any other Wednesday.

This shiny, kind of foreign-looking silver container caught my eye around the back, behind the drive-through, and so I deposited all of my previously eaten cuisine. I figured, based on the dollar menu prices of my meal, I had yielded $7.00 or so to the bin, keeping the leftover $2 inside my stomach for digestion.

I was trying to calculate the amount of tax involved when a skinny kid jumped out of the bin and slapped me in the face. Recovering, I only caught a peripheral image of him run off, his skinny grey buttocks contrasting the bulbous shape of his head, before he crouched down and leapt into the air, intercepted by a cardboard box-looking vessel. Realizing what had just happened, I lost my $2. Despite the supernatural occurence, I was again broke and hungry—like any other Wednesday.

[azncrazy4gs]

There was this bright light in my room when I was young. It was a circular shaped light on my closet door and I couldnt sleep because I thought an alien was standing there starting at me. I was sweating bullets because I hid under my covers for a good 2 hours in a summer's night. I managed to fall asleep later on and later realized that it was just the moon beaming through the cracks of my curtain -__-.

[ksuwild25]

A couple of years ago, a couple of friends and I were over at my house playing Madden when we decided to go outside and play some basketbal and football. It was about midnight, and I live out in the coutry kind of in the middle of nowhere. We were throwing the football around when we heard a weird noise, and it sounded like some little girl singing and it lasted for a couple of minutes. Let me remind you that it was midnight and out in the middle of nowhere so we were like WTF. It was coming from where a bunch of cattle graze, and the noise was about 100 feet away. Me and another friend wanted to check it out, but one of my friends just didn't want to go because we would have to go through some trees, bushes and a barb wired fence, and one friend was scared shitless. So we unfortunately went back inside to play some more video games. I've always wanted to know what the hell that noise was. I've always thought it was more of a ghostly experience than alien, but the noise was coming from a cattle area and we all know aliens love cattle probing. Plus you can't forget some aliens, like the Predator, uses voice mimics to lure their prey towards them.

[stephenjp02]

i ran over a possum last nite. it got rite back up, gave me the finger & kept walking...

[Lil' Ben]

a True Story.....

I been waiting for this game coming out & really wanted to win FREE copy

Same here.

[rabbitt]

So I was walking through the video game section at Best Buy. I looked up and down, but couldn't find any Gamer Gift Cards. Then I heard a 'psst' from behind a row of untouched strategy guides. I looked back to make sure no one was watching, and then I peered behind the overpriced booklets. Three red eyes stared me down, and a voice said "I know what you're looking for," and a couple GGC's fell off the shelf and onto the ground.

"Thanks," I said as I scooped them off of the ground and sprinted away.

I guess aliens are Cheap Asses too.

[Sylent Khaos]

So, this mourning I wake up and look in the mirror. BAM!!! I see an alien. I stood there for 2 hours trying to figure out stuff about the alien and communicate with it, but it only stoof there and stared back at me, even mocking me by moving at the same time I did in the same direction. Finally, after another hour I realized that I was wearing a sleeping mask and it was me the whole time.

Moral of this story, when your friend asks you to drink something and doesn't tell you want it is, say no (no matter how fine she is).

[RBM]

In the Summer of '89, I was working as an air traffic controller in South Hampton, Tennessee. You may think jet fighter pilots and air controllers coordinating commercial and private flight patterns all day long would have lots of UFO stories, but actually, you don't see anything mysterious that you don't see while driving from day to day.

The only thing I saw over a Summer in that job which I would consider somewhat unusual was a lone jet--presumably with an ID unit which was out of date or malfunctioning--which rose to radar height unexpectedly during an early evening in July. Since there is an AFB about 85 miles SE of the station, this wasn't that odd (they sometimes fly low patterns over uninhabited areas.) However, you seldom see one pop up on radar like that, in the absence of any nearby runways. And pop up is what it did...several times over the course of about 15min within a 1-3 mile radius, as I ran through possible scenarios to explain such a thing.

Either they had a Harrier jumpjet going through manuevers at exceptionally low speeds over rural areas, or it wasn't a jet. I discarded the possibility of a helicopter, because it concluded the 15min of bobbing by picking up speed and gaining altitude a helluva lot faster than any helicopter could. When it left radar range of the station, it was headed due North and moving so fast I felt like I was in a movie. "Misc Military Activity" was the only mention I gave it in the nightly log. The supervisor was a very down-to-earth fellow and would've considered any other interpretation as efforts to pull his leg, just like I've been pulling yours for the past minute or two.

[Guse]

This isn't really an alien story, but more of a tinfoil-hat story. I was walking through campus one day in college a few years ago, I saw this object hovering over a building. Looking closer, I realized that it was a helicopter... a black one... and it wasn't making a sound...

Creepy

[AlbinoNinja]

I was playing man-hunt with some friends one day in my friend's backyard, and we saw this light. I was all like "Dude: no lights, this is man-hunt" and the guy was like fuck u

then i learned he was an alien cuz he was all like "Hey, I'm an alien, I'm gonna kick ur asses"

I was like, "Go fuck your mom" and he was like "I dont have one" and I felt kind of bad, but then i reilized he was talking shit before. Then I stabbed him

[discopenguin816]

A COMPLETELY SORT-OF TRUE STORY!

Okay, so a couple of years ago, I was sitting on my porch late on night around 1(I couldn't sleep). And then all of a sudden there's this bright light in the sky and it's moving in a sort of pattern. Left, Right, Left, Right. Oh well, that's not important. Anyways, I'm staring up at it and it starts to move towards me, closer, and closer. Eventually it's right above me and i can make out strange markings on its belly. It hovers there for a few moments before suddenly lurching to right and then back up and then to the left and then the markings begin to glow a bright blue -- and then red -- and then yellow.


Next thing I know I'm in this silver room -- at least the ceiling and floor were silver -- I couldn't see the walls. There's this... thing standing -- or more, sitting on the air -- in front of me. It has no eyes, but a large opening in its head. It was drinking a slurpee through it's left arm-ish thing. It, or maybe it was just me, talks into my mind. It says "Would you like some?" I was too afraid to answer but I some how mannaged a nod. It floated over and stuck my arm in the slurpee. It spoke to me again, "Drink!" I tried, I really did. But... I just couldn't get it up through my arm. I would have told it this but, I also couldn't figure out how to do the whole "talk into the mind thing" on him. So I kicked him in the nuts (or that general area) and I grabbed the slurpee and drank it.

When it regained conciousness, He asked me "Why did you do that?" I just nodded because I still couldn't figure out to communicate with it. So it shot me with it's laser gun thing. I screamed. I don't think it like that sudden loud noise because it shot me again and again. I passed out.

When I wke up, I found myself in a tube of lemon jellow, but amazingly, I could breath! So, being the brilliant creature that I am, I began to eat my way out of the jellow. But the alien just kept refilling it and laughing at me. I eventually had to go the bathroom. i somehow got it to realize this fact, and it let me out and told me "Go." So I went -- right there. Now this obviously pised the alien off so he ejected me into space in a little capsule.

I was heading out into space, past mars, past jupiter, and past a whole bunch of other stuff. And then I finally started to slow, and eventually I was entering the atmosphere of a strange planet. When I hit the ground, the capsule opened, and a large group of similar looking aliens grabbed me and strapped me to a giant slice of pizza. They then carried me into a large building and put me into another tube of jellow (strawberry this time). I was getting tired of all of this jellow.

So I just kind of floaded there in the jellow for a while. Then a really mean looking alien came in and started to to tests on me! I wasn't happy. I started to resist so they shot me with that laser gun thing again. When I woke up, I was lying on the ground in the same building, totally naked, and missing my left nipple. I think they must have gotten tired of me because they didn't come back for a long time. Little did I know, they were testing my nipple to find the most painful way to anhililate me!!!

They came back, and as they approached me, I became terrifyingly aware that the leader whas wering my nipple on its forehead. Wierd. So they dragged me off and then strapped me onto this metal bed thing that was suspended in the air. Then the leader approached my and said some alien words and then reached into me to pull my heart out!!!!



................Then I woke up.

I was back in my bed and i was sweating like I had never sweat before. I check to make sure all my limbs were complete -- then I felt for a heartbeat. It was there! Then i realized something was missing. That alien bastard kept my nipple!


So the next day...

[ShardZ]

this one time, I totally had sex with this hot alien. think one of those f'd up hentais, except the chick was the one with the tentacles. Yeah.

[mozby]

<BEGIN TRANSMISSION> Attention CAGers, I am Jzeear, and I have taken this body to communicate with the one called CheapyD. In the galaxy I come from, there are no cheap games, for any console, not for the Blurnn 74, DongorBox nor the powerfull Lojtar2. We have been monitoring your posts for some time, and I happened upon this host while he was cow-tipping in a field in your midwest. I have come to learn the secrets of your cheapyness... my host is about to awake, for he must go to work in his meager job to earn money for more cheap games... I will try to contact you CheapyD at a later time! Jzeear signing off <END TRANSMISSION>

Woah! So that's why me arse hurts so much!

[neonglow]

One day on campus, I was biking past the cow pasture. Suddenly one of them started talking in what sounded like English. Thinking the cow had been tested on by aliens, I biked the hell out of there as fast as possible!