a funny but sad story

[CaseyRyback]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html

[Mr. Anderson]

:fridge: :rofl: :rofl: :headache: :hot: :puke: :bomb: :cry: :cry:

[SneakyPenguin]

best headline ever.

that would really suck.

[PapiChullo]

Oww, I cringed just reading that.

[Gothic Walrus]

:shock:

Ouch...

[MorganWebbLover]

Christ on a crutch that's got to hurt bad !

[Renzokuken]

:shock:

I hope that doesnt happen to me..

[Steggy]

HAHAHA poped her cherry??? Hell naw, HE POPED HIS DICK!!! HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[magilacudy]

Ho. Lee. Shit.

You're not the only one cringing at that Chullo. yikes

[Gothic Walrus]

Ho. Lee. Shit.

You're not the only one cringing at that Chullo. yikes

I think you'd have to be a woman to NOT cringe at that...Really, can you think of anything that would hurt more?

[SneakyPenguin]

could be worse. it couldve been another guys shilalee exploding in your arse.

[CaseyRyback]

talk about the ultimate big O

I had to do it

[Mr_hockey66]

must have been good! I bet the girlfriend has soem bragging rights now! I made my boyfriends penis explode!

[PapiChullo]

And I'm sure every guy in that town is gonna stay clear of her at all costs.

[video_gamer324]

Ho. Lee. Shit.

You're not the only one cringing at that Chullo. yikes

I think you'd have to be a woman to NOT cringe at that...Really, can you think of anything that would hurt less?

Actually, I can think of plenty of things that would hurt LESS. It might be harder thinking of something that would hurt MORE, though. ;)

[xzafixz]

I didn't cringe at that, but i think getting your intenstines sucked out of your ass by a pool filter would hurt more, and that did make me cringe.

[Gothic Walrus]

Ho. Lee. Shit.

You're not the only one cringing at that Chullo. yikes

I think you'd have to be a woman to NOT cringe at that...Really, can you think of anything that would hurt less?

Actually, I can think of plenty of things that would hurt LESS. It might be harder thinking of something that would hurt MORE, though. ;)

Bah...stupid words. >_<

[RedvsBlue]

My god, can you imagine explaining to your parents why your in the hospital?

[Dead of Knight]

I've seen this before, but when I opened the link I immediately laughed my ass off. Again.

[alongx]

I'm feeling sympathy pains.

[whiteboy]

thats one tight pussy.

[Mr_hockey66]

:shock:

I hope that doesnt happen to me..

I think you actually have to have sex for that to happen! So i think your allright! :P






I kid Kid!

[godhatesjustyou]

wow that sucks, but its just so damn funny too.

[spoo]

I will explain how the night went in smileys.

8)... :) ... :D ... :P ... :o ... :bomb: ... :hot: ... :censored: ... :(

[hutno]

Never has busting a nut been this painful

[dcfox]

I wonder what it sounded like when his penis exploded.

[Mr. Anderson]

It would sound like this :bomb: after it exploded.

[Alpha2]

Apparently it didnt sound like much if they were suprised to see all that blood!

But I gotta wonder if this is some new STD, I mean GEEZ! Like HIV wasn't bad enough, now body parts have to litterally BLOW UP?

[dcfox]

If it was some new STD, it would suck if it had monthly flare ups like genital herpes. Thats reason enough to start praticising abstinence.

[spoo]

If it was some new STD, it would suck if it had monthly flare ups like genital herpes. Thats reason enough to start praticising abstinence.
Or you could just have a monogamous relationship.

[Gothic Walrus]

If it was some new STD, it would suck if it had monthly flare ups like genital herpes. Thats reason enough to start praticising abstinence.

Hmm...is it even possible for that to happen more than once?

[Mr_hockey66]

I wonder what it sounded like when his penis exploded.


MOTHER FUCKER!

[SneakyPenguin]

If it was some new STD, it would suck if it had monthly flare ups like genital herpes. Thats reason enough to start praticising abstinence.

Hmm...is it even possible for that to happen more than once?

it couldbe minor pops like a pimple. but then how would you know when your done :-k it could get confusing with so much whitey spurting out of so many holes.

[Gothic Walrus]

If it was some new STD, it would suck if it had monthly flare ups like genital herpes. Thats reason enough to start praticising abstinence.

Hmm...is it even possible for that to happen more than once?

it couldbe minor pops like a pimple. but then how would you know when your done :-k it could get confusing with so much whitey spurting out of so many holes.

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Thanks...that may be THE most disturbing image I've ever had in my head.

*shudders*

[Cracka]

you would think he would notice his penis explode. I mean if a blood vessel in my penis burst, i'm pretty sure i'd know.

Mr Coroiu is now recovering after an operation to stop the bleeding.

i'm wondering... did the lil guy make it through the operation? lol i mean does he have no penis now? a penis that looks like it got caught in a lawn mower then sewn back up? or no penis?... hrmmm

[Mr_hockey66]

boy hopw in the hell did you get the frank corsed over the beans??? Something about MAry!

[Quackzilla]

If you think that hurts imagine this:

You are fly fishing in a canoe on a beutiful sunny day and you are tying a very tiny hook to a small feather. You see a group of fish darting past, and you begin the cast. A car horn is blown to your right and you turn your head, as you are completing the cast. The hook catches you in the eye and the momentum of your 5 pound test line pulls it through creating a 4mm deep, 7mm long gouge in your eye. In a panic, you flip the canoe, and your phone, car keys, radio, and first aid kit sink. You can still see out of your right eye, but just barely, and the polluted water is causing it to hurt worse than any pain you have ever felt. The current causes you to get snagged in some weeds and pulled partially under the water. You try and grab your knife to try and end the long and painful death ahead, but you accidentally drop it. After 42 hours of gasping for air and having the worst pain imaginable you finally die of fatigue.

3 minutes later a fisherman with Red Cross livesaving certification, which he had just finished last week, finds you, and next to him is first aid kit filled with all kinds of medical supplies including anesthesia.

[Mr_hockey66]

nope the busted nut still sounds worse!

[snotknocker]

I hear this kind of thing only happens to fat vampires with little schmeckies