Challenge to you critics - SHOW US HOW GOOD YOU ARE! [Mobile/Archive]

omega2

04-20-2005, 06:13 AM

Since I have a horde of critics here, telling me that my videos are dire, carrying no merit whatsoever, AND claiming to have done better work in 5th grade (see below):-

Seriously, I did better acting than this when I was the Big Bad Wolf in the Trial of the Big Bad Wolf in 5th grade.

Let's see it then! Do it! And for the purposes of comparison do an approximation of the same scene i did, 'A plastic surgeon giving Frankensteins monster consultation on what surgery he needs.' And don't say I've not the equipment or it's 'too lame making something like that' because with you doing it it'll be brilliant, won't it! Show us! Show me!:bouncy:

KingSpike

04-20-2005, 06:16 AM

Make the hurting stop.

omega2

04-20-2005, 06:28 AM

it will, you'll die. just be patient.

Cuzza40

04-20-2005, 08:34 AM

No really, Omega. This is intensely lame.

onetrackmind

04-20-2005, 09:04 AM

out of omega's 38 posts, all of them are exactly like this... we just need to start ignoring him and stop replying to his threads and he'll go away once he stops getting attention. I for one am gonna stop giving this guy attention.

omega2

04-20-2005, 09:10 AM

No really, Omega. This is intensely lame.

i know. not one of the critics, despite their proclamations of superiority, dare even try:applause:

I for one am gonna stop giving this guy attention.

thank God:bouncy:

Greetard

04-20-2005, 09:38 AM

You're the biggest fucking moron to hit this site since bobbin. We all hate you, and we want you to go away.

You're a fucking loser, and no one cares about what you think of us or want us to do. We're not stupid enough to post a retarded video of us acting like complete fucking idiots like you.

You hide you're deep hatred of us behind stupid smiles, and it's blatantly obvious, so stop doing it you dumbass.

It seems like you're just posting to piss us off...so why do it?

JUST GO

omega2

04-20-2005, 10:04 AM

Scorch

04-20-2005, 10:10 AM

i wonder what the real source of your anger is....:roll:

You, you cocksmack. "The best part of you ran down your mama's crack and onto the bedsheet!"

omega2

04-20-2005, 10:23 AM

well, if it's me, Scorch, tell him there's more deserving things to get mad at, like his mother allowing him online to suffer seeing my threads, AND Mugabe's dictatorship in Zimbabwe!

otherwise, i'm gratified I'm causing this cretin so much grief:bouncy:

Scorch

04-20-2005, 10:24 AM

well, if it's me, Scorch, tell him there's more just things to get mad at, like his mother allowing him online to suffer seeing my threads

Oh my god, that was a sort-of 'yo momma' joke.

I haven't heard one of those since fifth grade..

omega2

04-20-2005, 10:26 AM

well, it's the company in this thread, you have to dumb down in order to be understood!

organicow

04-20-2005, 10:29 AM

i wonder what the real source of your anger is....:roll: i thought you people claimed to be better than me, could act better etc. i haven't seen a peice of evidence to prove it. your opportunity is this thread.:bouncy:
I for one never claimed to be a better actor than you, but I will do so now by saying: I am a better actor than you, and my cat is as well. However, I don't give a shit enough about proving it to you by setting up a camera and taping myself.
I'd also like to point out that it's not like we just came up to you on the street and told you that you suck - rather, you came to us, posted your vids, and you were nicely critiqued at first. Then you started spamming the boards with misleadingly-titled threads that were all full of your crap vids. Had you just taken it easy, and titled your threads "here's a clip of me acting - what do you think?" instead of trying to fool us into watching you by being misleading, we may have been nicer!

omega2

04-20-2005, 10:51 AM

However, I don't give a shit enough about proving it to you by setting up a camera and taping myself.

well, until you prove otherwise, all we have are words on a screen which prove nothing, except the cancer of misplaced arrogance remains deeply lodged in the human psyche:roll:

hen you started spamming the boards with misleadingly-titled threads that were all full of your crap vids. Had you just taken it easy, and titled your threads "here's a clip of me acting - what do you think?" instead of trying to fool us into watching you by being misleading, we may have been nicer!

well now you know, all 'omega2' threads contain videos of himself:bouncy:

chickenhawk

04-20-2005, 10:57 AM

well now you know, all 'omega2' threads contain videos of himself:bouncy:

Apparently not this one....yet.

jmcc

04-20-2005, 10:58 AM

I don't get it. There's an ignore function now. What's the problem?

greydemise

04-20-2005, 11:01 AM

now children...dont be afraid of the omega 2..its more afraid of u than u r of it....btw, i agree with organic cow, if u want us to be nice (wanted us rather as alot of ppl dont seem 2 like u :\ ) at least post the question, hey wat do u think...and when sum1 thinks badly of it, dont take it out...someone cud have positive criticism and them not being able 2 see the vid..takes it away..plus, taking out the vid when sum1 bad mouths it makes u look like a wuss

organicow

04-20-2005, 11:04 AM

well, until you prove otherwise, all we have are words on a screen which prove nothing, except the cancer of misplaced arrogance remains deeply lodged in the human psyche:roll:

HA HA HA HA!!! You're a riot - you make a really lame "yo mamma" joke in one post, and then you say this ^^ in the next? Ooooohhhh....you're SOOOOO intellectually superior to me!! Suck my ass, you cockmonkey. Yeah you heard me - I said cockmonkey.
BTW, the whole point of my post was that no one gives a shit to 'prove it' to you; they all just wish you would stop spamming the boards!

jmcc

04-20-2005, 11:07 AM

Durn. I could have showed you better acting...if only I hadn't flushed.

omega2

04-20-2005, 11:15 AM

Apparently not this one....yet.

indeed, it shall be remedied in one hour:bouncy:

now children...dont be afraid of the omega 2..its more afraid of u than u r of it....btw, i agree with organic cow, if u want us to be nice (wanted us rather as alot of ppl dont seem 2 like u :\ ) at least post the question, hey wat do u think...and when sum1 thinks badly of it, dont take it out...someone cud have positive criticism and them not being able 2 see the vid..takes it away..plus, taking out the vid when sum1 bad mouths it makes u look like a wuss

all my vid's (wheather they are deemed good or bad) are taken down quite soon, it's not out of embarrassment that they are removed. My last video, the frakenstein one, was i was rather pleased with, however it too get's removed as is customary with me.

i don't care if you don't like me, as long as you SEE me. The last video was downloaded 77 times:bouncy:

BTW, the whole point of my post was that no one gives a shit to 'prove it' to you; they all just wish you would stop spamming the boards!

well then, don't expect me to believe your platitude of 'oh, i'm better than you but don't care to prove it.' Empty words. I played Dr Greenstein 100% right and my look of understated shock when i turn around to see Frankenstein stand before me, is a peice of superlative acting that even De Niro would have a hard time emulating:lol:

JSweeney

04-20-2005, 11:16 AM

You know, you'll feel dumb if some of the CAGs actually took you up on your offer.
Just from discussions with them, I know there are at least a handful of CAGs that are in the entertainment industry, and even some of them that have posted about thier involvment in proffessional productions.

It would be best for you to just try to save face and drop the issue.

omega2

04-20-2005, 11:19 AM

Just from discussions with them, I know there are at least a handful of CAGs that are in the entertainment industry, and even some of them that have posted about thier involvment in proffessional productions.

oh, professionals are they? it should be nothing to them, then, to knock together a quick video segment of them acting, right?:roll:

All this big talk, yet NO action. Bullshit. I'm the best man on board:bouncy:

JSweeney

04-20-2005, 11:22 AM

indeed, it shall be remedied in one hour:bouncy:

all my vid's (wheather they are deemed good or bad) are taken down quite soon, it's not out of embarrassment that they are removed. My last video, the frakenstein one, was i was rather pleased with, however it too get's removed as is customary with me.

i don't care if you don't like me, as long as you SEE me. The last video was downloaded 77 times:bouncy:

well then, don't expect me to believe your platitude of 'oh, i'm better than you but don't care to prove it.' Empty words. I played Dr Greenstein 100% right and my look of understated shock when i turn around to see Frankenstein stand before me, is a peice of superlative acting that even De Niro would have a hard time emulating:lol:

The good thing about all of this is that so long as there are self-deluded, egomanical attention seekers like you, reality TV producers will never out of unwitting victims for us to laugh at uproariously.

"All and all you're just another brick in the wall"

JSweeney

04-20-2005, 11:24 AM

oh, professionals are they? it should be nothing to them, then, to knock together a quick video segment of them acting, right?:roll:

All this big talk, yet NO action. Bullshit. I'm the best man on board:bouncy:

There is a reason for that. At least two of them partake in content that would not be suitable to be aired on this board.

omega2

04-20-2005, 11:24 AM

yeah and dimwits like you watch it, and are amused by it:bouncy:

magilacudy

04-20-2005, 11:30 AM

handful of CAGs that are in the entertainment industry, and even some of them that have posted about thier involvment in proffessional productions.

When I read that sentence, the first thing that came to mind was the porn thread. For all that is holy, everyone please refrain from showing clips of that kind of professional production.

Unless you happen to be a moderately attractive female. =P

karsh

04-20-2005, 11:30 AM

I don't get it. There's an ignore function now. What's the problem?

Thank you for finally saying what I was gonna say. Surprised it took so long.

But better yet, why don't you all just blackball this ass of a troll. If you refuse to post in his topics, he'll wither away as no one will be taking his bait. Just my two cents.

JSweeney

04-20-2005, 11:32 AM

yeah and dimwits like you watch it, and are amused by it:bouncy:

Considering the aberations of humanity that manage to make it on to those show, it's hard not to laugh. It's unintentional comedy, but the contestants, and a vast cross-section of the viewership don't realize that.

Kind of like your threads. Everyone realizes it is a joke, and are happy to take part in yet, yet you (and perhaps a few others) still seem to be left in the dark.

JSweeney

04-20-2005, 11:34 AM

When I read that sentence, the first thing that came to mind was the porn thread. For all that is holy, everyone please refrain from showing clips of that kind of professional production.

Unless you happen to be a moderately attractive female. =P

There's a reason for that, magilacudy. I worded that way because I was including the actors we learned about in there to that count. :)

Quite perceptive of you :lol:

omega2

04-20-2005, 11:37 AM

JSweeney, all i can say is watch my next video and mock me more. You do it so earnestly it gives me the further delusion that you're a 'proper' critic giving me 'proper' attention:bouncy:

If you refuse to post in his topics, he'll wither away as no one will be taking his bait. Just my two cents.

indeed. my threads wouls sink far faster off screen if you just let them slip away....:applause:

JSweeney

04-20-2005, 11:41 AM

An open invitation for mockery?
Nice. I give it a thumbs up!

omega2

04-20-2005, 11:43 AM

video to be posted soon:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy::bouncy: 5 smilies instead of the usual 5 stars for this forthcoming video

JSweeney

04-20-2005, 11:44 AM

"It Stinks"- Jay Sherman, The Critic

omega2

04-20-2005, 01:15 PM

because you feel i lack screen presence, i've decided to stay behind the camera with this one. please rate all aspects of the productions, pay particular attention to my strengths rather than the faults...

video is here - http://rapidshare.de/files/1353303/cyber.wmv.html

integralsmatic

04-20-2005, 01:35 PM

That was disturbing

omega2

04-20-2005, 01:37 PM

let's try and understand this - what was disturbing about it? was it the figures, the voiceover, the green carpet or the clunking laugh at the end?

hiccupleftovers

04-20-2005, 01:58 PM

i don't care if you don't like me, as long as you SEE me. The last video was downloaded 77 times:bouncy:

This just shows that you're an attention whore. Please stop spamming the boards. If you think you're so hot of an actor than why don't you go post some of the craptacular videos of yourself on some acting board and not on a game board. And to answer your question, yes I can act far better than you, but I do not have a digital video camera to post a video.

hiccupleftovers

04-20-2005, 02:05 PM

There is only one word that sums up that work of garbage, Pathetic.

Rig

04-20-2005, 02:11 PM

Woah. I'm a little confused. What's the deal with this n00b? Why does everyone know him? What did he do?

Xevious

04-20-2005, 02:27 PM

Omega...I never saw any of your videos. I heard so much bad feedback from the other CAGs that it killed any desire to watch your videos.

Normally I am up for supporting struggling artists but you have to be willing to understand your audience.

omega2

04-20-2005, 02:43 PM

And to answer your question, yes I can act far better than you, but I do not have a digital video camera to post a video.

strange how everyone who claims to be better than me has no video camera.....;)

There is only one word that sums up that work of garbage, Pathetic.

oh yes. and what was wrong with it?:roll:

Normally I am up for supporting struggling artists but you have to be willing to understand your audience.

oh no. they must understand me!:bouncy:

KingSpike

04-20-2005, 04:23 PM

Woah. I'm a little confused. What's the deal with this n00b? Why does everyone know him? What did he do?

He has been banned on multiple other boards (one I work for included) because he spams the boards constantly with shit like this. He says that we're bigots when it's really that we have rules against spamming and he made a bunch of threads, all about the exact same thing. Pretty much like what he's doing right here.

Ozzkev55

04-20-2005, 04:36 PM

it will, you'll die. just be patient.
ill give you some music video editing, that will make you shit, and you might just get a glimpse at it, but dont think im going to be an asshole about it, and post it up, ill pm you

omega2

04-20-2005, 04:38 PM

He has been banned on multiple other boards (one I work for included) because he spams the boards constantly with shit like this.

it's not 'shit', it's offering free entertainment, and as i've always said, i could find numerous other threads that make mine look like shakespeare....:roll:

He says that we're bigots when it's really that we have rules against spamming and he made a bunch of threads, all about the exact same thing.

no, really the problem is the narrow minds that populate most boards. And all the threads contain different videos, not duplicates.

See how facts can be glossed over by sweeping statements like the above:roll:. take your vendetta elsewhere 'KingSpike'. I understand it must be hard to see me freely post and all you can do is watch and wish:bouncy:

Rig

04-20-2005, 04:40 PM

He has been banned on multiple other boards (one I work for included) because he spams the boards constantly with shit like this. He says that we're bigots when it's really that we have rules against spamming and he made a bunch of threads, all about the exact same thing. Pretty much like what he's doing right here.

Oh. I didn't know that. Thanks for updating me.

omega2

04-20-2005, 04:42 PM

ll give you some music video editing,

there's little point. we're talking about acting to camera, not music

what's so laughable to me is that i'm told i'm terrible, that's it. no-one can say what is terrible, no-one is able to present an example - know why? 'cause they're talking jaundiced junk:bouncy:

Ozzkev55

04-20-2005, 04:45 PM

there's little point. we're talking about acting to camera, not music
you little bitch, its counts, editing is a shitload harder, then fuckin around in front of a camera, then posting it up here

Mookyjooky

04-20-2005, 04:57 PM

Hey guys leave Omega alone....His Mom took birth control through the whole pregnancy with him.

omega2

04-20-2005, 04:58 PM

it's not fair though, i didn't have the oppurtunity of the internet, technology etc. that many of you have now. like you Ozzkev are over 10 years younger than me. you cannot expect me to have the same tastes in things you have!

KingSpike

04-20-2005, 05:02 PM

no, really the problem is the narrow minds that populate most boards. And all the threads contain different videos, not duplicates.

See how facts can be glossed over by sweeping statements like the above:roll:. take your vendetta elsewhere 'KingSpike'. I understand it must be hard to see me freely post and all you can do is watch and wish:bouncy:

You completely missed the point. No one cares that each thread has a new video. If our board says that you're spamming, then you are. If you wanted to keep posting your videos, you could have in one thread and kept it that way. But you chose to make new threads spamming your videos and so we warned you with our warning point system. You got 9 points, you were banned. It has nothing to do with the quality of your videos, but your decision that you can do what you want and our decision not to let you.

And no, I don't give a damn about you posting here. You can do whatever the hell you want. I don't get bothered by stuff on the internet, and I don't believe I was a part of your banning. Someone else banned you and I don't think I even made a comment in your threads at DDR Freak.

And you say I'm closedminded...yet all you do is make sweeping statements about us. Oh, my comments don't count because I'm "bullheaded." No wait, I'm just "wrong."

JimmieMac

04-20-2005, 05:06 PM

One thing is for sure, we can't have two geeks from other boards sluggin' it out bare knuckled here on CAG.

Ozzkev55

04-20-2005, 05:17 PM

One thing is for sure, we can't have two geeks from other boards sluggin' it out bare knuckled here on CAG.
geek naw, i prefer tekkie, and ive been pissed at him since day one, since hes abusing the leeway we give him, to spam us

willardhaven

04-20-2005, 05:33 PM

I kind of like the robot video.

omega2

04-20-2005, 05:54 PM

I kind of like the robot video.

:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy: yes, that suggests 3 green jouncing smilies for me then:applause:

The robot is a CYBERMAN from 'Dr Who'. Surely you've seen it! Also, if you liked that one, you must have thought my Frankenstein a masterpiece?

KingSpike, it would be too tiresome to answer you fully, and ultimately pointless as we've different opinions on the matter that will still stand after a full answer anyway