View Full Version : new zombie flick in the making
omega2
04-22-2005, 04:26 PM
i've made a film i hope will get sold to Paramount. Meantime here's a preview (it's quite a large scale production involving the military and an expensive actor (me;) http://rapidshare.de/files/1384978/zombie.wmv.html
smalien1
04-22-2005, 04:28 PM
Fucker. You made me think there was a GOOD movie coming out from the title, stupid cocksuckgin son of a bitch.
omega2
04-22-2005, 04:35 PM
it is a good film! i play two parts, one a Captain and the other a zombie!!:applause:
Javery
04-22-2005, 04:37 PM
Fucker. You made me think there was a GOOD movie coming out from the title, stupid cocksuckgin son of a bitch.
ditto.
KingSpike
04-22-2005, 04:52 PM
Hey look he's spamming again awesome.
omega2
04-22-2005, 04:57 PM
KingSpike, poor embittered boy...:roll: a born whinger.
it's great little scene i've made, and i really believe that the majority of those who download it, will enjoy it enormously:lol:
slidecage
04-22-2005, 04:59 PM
i've made a film i hope will get sold to Paramount. Meantime here's a preview (it's quite a large scale production involving the military and an expensive actor (me;) http://rapidshare.de/files/1384978/zombie.wmv.html
hope your licenced and are a major studio or you wont get any studio to look at your work let alone read your script. 99% of major studios will just return your item unopened .
if you do find an agent and get a studio to even look at the work you will need
Info is like 4 years old and probally needs updated
if its a script you will need at least 200 pages but no longer then 350
if its a tape the tape must be fully edited and be no less then 90 mins and no more then 240 mins
good luck in getting it made we were looking at getting a movie made here back in 2000 called 2000 and releaseing it ourself but after insurance trying to find a place to film ect ect ect we was looking at least 25,000 and that dont even include paying the people we cancell it. (though we made a little sock puppet movie about the same idea .... yeap nothing better then mass murdering sock puppets
again good luck
smalien1
04-22-2005, 05:05 PM
hope your licenced and are a major studio or you wont get any studio to look at your work let alone read your script. 99% of major studios will just return your item unopened .
if you do find an agent and get a studio to even look at the work you will need
Info is like 4 years old and probally needs updated
if its a script you will need at least 200 pages but no longer then 350
if its a tape the tape must be fully edited and be no less then 90 mins and no more then 240 mins
good luck in getting it made we were looking at getting a movie made here back in 2000 called 2000 and releaseing it ourself but after insurance trying to find a place to film ect ect ect we was looking at least 25,000 and that dont even include paying the people we cancell it. (though we made a little sock puppet movie about the same idea .... yeap nothing better then mass murdering sock puppets
again good luck
Wow, just wow.
The Shiznit
04-22-2005, 05:37 PM
Damn you got me to actually download that crap. Sorry omega2 but this was pretty horrible. Have you ever considered acting lessons or writing lessons?
Scorch
04-22-2005, 05:39 PM
Yeah, Slidecage is pretty gullible.
rmoushon
04-22-2005, 05:52 PM
if its a script you will need at least 200 pages but no longer then 350
if its a tape the tape must be fully edited and be no less then 90 mins and no more then 240 mins
If I submitted something between 200 pages and 350 - I would litterally be laughed at all the way from Southern California to a nice new apartment on the outskirts of the seventh circle. Even if your information is a couple years or as old as the inception of film itself - its just insane.
For what its worth - connections are the best way to get something looked at by an agent. Hit up your best friend's father's gardner's uncle - and pray he has a reserve spot at even the smallest agency.
Or win a contest (I didn't bother to click the link of your video OP, I'm an asshat but not a massochist), theres literally hundreds of them throughout the year that cater to small individual screenwriters and filmakers.
snotnose_colossal
04-22-2005, 05:55 PM
I fucking hate this guy, but isnt Land of the Dead coming out next year
Ozzkev55
04-22-2005, 05:58 PM
good thing omega wont be around much longer, that way i can stuff confusing him with alpha2
Kayden
04-22-2005, 06:03 PM
Being brain dead isn't the same as undead.
SOSTrooper
04-22-2005, 07:08 PM
if its a script you will need at least 200 pages but no longer then 350
if its a tape the tape must be fully edited and be no less then 90 mins and no more then 240 mins
It's actually 120 pages. If you send in a 121 page script, it's in the trash. No amatuer screenwriters will ever ever get away breaking that rule (unless you fund your own movie of course). If you're a well known veteran writer then you might be able to go over that limit. But 120 page script loosely transcribe to a 2 hour film.
Xevious
04-22-2005, 07:33 PM
It's actually 120 pages. If you send in a 121 page script, it's in the trash. No amatuer screenwriters will ever ever get away breaking that rule (unless you fund your own movie of course). If you're a well known veteran writer then you might be able to go over that limit. But 120 page script loosely transcribe to a 2 hour film.
Sostrooper is right. I know this too being an animator. I went through tons of screenwriting books and they all agree with SOStrooper
Greetard
04-22-2005, 08:05 PM
OMEGA, I HAVE A FEW WORDS FOR YOU...
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/Greetard/negative6.gif
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/Greetard/gay15.jpg
(I am in NO WAY against homosexuals)....only omega2.
And also,
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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y51/Greetard/negative17.jpg
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NOT ME! ^^
GizmoGC
04-22-2005, 09:11 PM
Holycrap that was horriable. First off, your sound just like Giles from Buffy. That's the only reason I continued to wstch it. Second, WTF is with the Cat poster on the wall? Third, you need acting lessons.
GizmoGC
04-22-2005, 09:11 PM
I fucking hate this guy, but isnt Land of the Dead coming out next year
Land of the Dead is coming out this June!
slidecage
04-22-2005, 10:21 PM
If I submitted something between 200 pages and 350 - I would litterally be laughed at all the way from Southern California to a nice new apartment on the outskirts of the seventh circle. Even if your information is a couple years or as old as the inception of film itself - its just insane.
For what its worth - connections are the best way to get something looked at by an agent. Hit up your best friend's father's gardner's uncle - and pray he has a reserve spot at even the smallest agency.
Or win a contest (I didn't bother to click the link of your video OP, I'm an asshat but not a massochist), theres literally hundreds of them throughout the year that cater to small individual screenwriters and filmakers.
this was the info i was giving from New line when i asked back around 2001 about submitting something and they gave me those guidlines back then. then again they said if i had no agent that my stuff would just be sent back cause they got too many people trying to Say that the studio ripped them off and try to sue new line.
Greetard
04-22-2005, 10:23 PM
Holycrap that was horriable. First off, your sound just like Giles from Buffy. That's the only reason I continued to wstch it. Second, WTF is with the Cat poster on the wall? Third, you need acting lessons.
His videos are always horrible. He's always told that he sucks and hes been told by a mod to stop, but he refuses to fucking quit. It's like he gets a fucking hard-on from pissing people off by posting his crappy videos. I can just picture him, reading this thread and beating his tiny cock. :puke: