"Hitting the Booths" WARNING MAY GET GRAPHIC

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Has anyone gone to a booth before? I haven't because it is way to creepy for me...

[Nephets]

Like... carnival... booths?

[Ozzkev55]

I was thinking voting booths

[Dragonlordfrodo]

No. I meant Porno Booths. Peepshow booths. It was something I heard on Howard Stern yesterday...

[Nephets]

Telephone booths can get dangerous.

Peepshows are for people who can't get girlfriends.

[Kayden]

Peepshows are for people who can't get girlfriends.

*ding*ding*ding*

We have a winner! What'da we have for him Jonny!?

[Nephets]

*ding*ding*ding*

We have a winner! What'da we have for him Jonny!?

May I request a prize? :D

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Not phone booths. Porno Booths.

A porno booth is a booth where you put in a quarter and you can pleasure yourself while shuffling through a bunch of porno videos. They have them in times square in New York City...

[Nephets]

Not phone booths. Porno Booths.

A porno booth is a booth where you put in a quarter and you can pleasure yourself while shuffling through a bunch of porno videos. They have them in times square in New York City...

Apparently my sarcasm went un-noticed. You are a sad fellow if you're asking about porn booths.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

I was asking if anyone used one before. Sal the Stockbroker frequents them!

[hutno]

I thought this guy was banned?

[Nephets]

I thought this guy was banned?

He's back from the damned inferno of the banned.

(That sounds really bad)

[TJordan522]

Whoa! When did Dragonlordfrodo come back???

[Nephets]

Someone left the door open apparently.

[Greetard]

He asked a simple fucking question, stop riding his ass. :bomb:

Anyways, sorry DLF, can't help ya.

[Kayden]

Paying to beat off in a strange place to someone elses porn?


Where the fuck do I sign up?!

[Greetard]

Paying to beat off in a strange place to someone elses porn?


Where the fuck do I sign up?!

:rofl:

[smalien1]

Ever heard the part in Clerks aboutt these?

[Xevious]

DLF, did you know there are peep shows that have actually strippers behind the window? Its the same concept, you feed quarters in the machine to keep the window open. I dont know if one exists in New York but there is a famous one in San Francisco called the Lusty Lady. Its only peepshow in the country that is unionized.

EDIT: Why am I helping DragonLordFrodo? I have no idea........

[nickmad]

hahaha i heard that on stern this morning too. Sal is a freaking sicko.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Howard Stern is the best.

[Moxio]

I've never even heard of these.

[Nirvanaguy777]

DLF came back? Whens jesus comming?

[AlbinoNinja]

DLF came back? Whens jesus comming?

he's always been under your nose *points to self making it more obvious since this is a DLF topic about public masterbation*

[greydemise]

i see a shitload of them..never see the best "looking " ppl come out of them (not in looks-wise, but shady-wise)..be careful wat u do..and try not 2 sit on a hypodermic needle...

[neocisco]

So you get a second chance on the site and this is one of the first topics you post?:dunce: I smell a second ban coming very quickly...

[cag1000]

there are a few different kinds of booths
depends what's your pleasure
and I think it's ok to check everything out before you die
doesn't mean u can't get a girl
just wanna try everyhting and live full life
so yea i know what im talkin about
dam bitch im from jersey
i hit philly ny and jersey slums daily
ive done it all
and i got a gf
acting professional in the booth is a whole nother demon
weird bums can get crazzzy up in the booths
ive been propostioned for a $25 bj in a booth
its fun when u r drunk
give it a try
live a little
and still b a pimp

[Methane]

DLF came back? Whens jesus comming?

http://s93057656.onlinehome.us/uploads/happyeaster.jpg

[ZeroSupporT]

Buddy Christ P'WNDS

[Mouse]

Was that first invented in Dogma, or did they just use it in it?

[Ledhed]

To those of you wondering why he isn't banned:

When we migrated over to Vbulletin, it un-banned all previous bans. We figured we'd give him another chance to be cool, as he has seemed to level out since his last incursion.

[Javil]

I don't get Howard Stern locally anymore, which is a damned shame. :-(

I heard on some radio show (not Stern), they were interviewing some guy in his early 20s whose job it was to clean these booths. Man, it was so funny. The thing that I remember most is that he was only getting paid minimum wage. :lol:

I'd be hard pressed to actually visit one of these myself. I definitely wouldn't hit up the porno booths, but maybe the live action ones if the chick was really hot and they kept the place clean. Didn't Pee Wee Herman frequent porno booths?

[r1s3n]

No point in being mean to him just because you can, if he's masterbating in booths how much farther can he fall? I don't think it's much to strive for, and certainly don't think it's worth the effort or the time to kick him in the balls when he's that low.

As for the porn booth never been, but if you want you should try one. Worked in a porn store before we had them, I had to clean the damn things not cool. Even walked in on a few people whacking it. If your going to jerk off, lock the door. If it's not a rule then it should be.

r1s3n

[Xevious]

To those of you wondering why he isn't banned:

When we migrated over to Vbulletin, it un-banned all previous bans. We figured we'd give him another chance to be cool, as he has seemed to level out since his last incursion.

At least he's not constantly spamming us with stupid crap. DLF is way less annoying than some other people here at CAG..

[CheapyD]

No. I meant Porno Booths. Peepshow booths. It was something I heard on Howard Stern yesterday...
I heard that too. Pretty nasty.
We should have a Howard Stern thread. Someone take charge already!

[CaseyRyback]

I heard that too. Pretty nasty.
We should have a Howard Stern thread. Someone take charge already!

DLF should get it. Hell he wants to be one of the wack pack:D

[GuilewasNK]

Didn't Pee Wee Herman frequent porno booths?

No, he was too sophisticated for that. He frequented porno theatres. That's how he rolls...

[Kayden]

At least he's not constantly spamming us with stupid crap. DLF is way less annoying than some other people here at CAG..

Me? Are you talking about me? I think you're talking about me! I just know it... I mean, why wouldn't you?! Its me right!?!!

:mrgreen:

[David85]

I guess a porno booth is for those who are lame asses or don't own computers.

[alonzomourning23]

I can see a certain kink in it, especially leaving the door unlocked knowing someone could walk in on you. But just for the porn itself, this is ridiculous. If you have a pc, dvd, or anything those would be better. That's assuming, again, that you don't get turned on by the situation.

[Kayden]

I can see a certain kink in it, especially leaving the door unlocked knowing someone could walk in on you. But just for the porn itself, this is ridiculous. If you have a pc, dvd, or anything those would be better. That's assuming, again, that you don't get turned on by the situation.

If thats the case... why not just do it in the public rest rooms? BYOP...

[jlarlee]

I was at a adult store like two years ago and this old guy who must have been at least 70 goes into one of the booths. The funny part is that the machine kept rejecting his dollar and he started cursing up a storm. But he wouldn't quit you could hear that machine rejecting his dollar for like 15 minutes.

[Xevious]

Me? Are you talking about me? I think you're talking about me! I just know it... I mean, why wouldn't you?! Its me right!?!!

:mrgreen:

Sorry Kayden...There are more annoying people than you. You can always try harder if you like. Some people strive to be the best (or in this case the worst).

[Machine]

When we were in high school, my buddies and I went into a place that had a XXX movie theater, porno booths where you could put in some money to watch a couple minutes of porn, and peepshow booths where you would put in your money and the screen would slide up so you could watch a real nekkid lady dance. The peepshow even had a phone so you could talk to the girl. We took one look inside a porno booth and decided we would not set foot in them (stained floors, boxes of tissues, etc.). We all crowded into a peepshow booth and put in some money - when the screen slid up, the girl first asked us to put on a show for her and then told us to leave or she'd call a manager because it was supposed to be only one person in a booth. The booths for the peepshow were kinda disgusting too but at least the woman was real and not on a screen.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

When we were in high school, my buddies and I went into a place that had a XXX movie theater, porno booths where you could put in some money to watch a couple minutes of porn, and peepshow booths where you would put in your money and the screen would slide up so you could watch a real nekkid lady dance. The peepshow even had a phone so you could talk to the girl. We took one look inside a porno booth and decided we would not set foot in them (stained floors, boxes of tissues, etc.). We all crowded into a peepshow booth and put in some money - when the screen slid up, the girl first asked us to put on a show for her and then told us to leave or she'd call a manager because it was supposed to be only one person in a booth. The booths for the peepshow were kinda disgusting too but at least the woman was real and not on a screen.


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