Proof that tall > short

[GameDude]

http://www.blender.com/gallery_photos/eminem_50cent/may_2005/eminem50cent_l1.jpg

In real life, eminem is actually about 5'8" while 50 cent is about 6' tall.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1265067/bio

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004896/bio

[Murcielago77]

wheres the proof?

[GameDude]

wheres the proof?


The image is fake. It's made to make eminem look taller.

[Murcielago77]

eminem could be standing on something, 50 could be farther back, the angle could have been weird, there are plenty of reasons why that picture is like that

and another thing, you wrote tall > short. How are you proving that tall is better than short here?

[JimmieMac]

While of course he's the taller of the two in that pic, he's the white guy. We couldn't have some tall black guy overshadow the skinny white guy could we?

[Javery]

um, you don't need to prove that - everyone knows tall is better than short.

[GameDude]

eminem could be standing on something, 50 could be farther back, the angle could have been weird, there are plenty of reasons why that picture is like that

and another thing, you wrote tall > short. How are you proving that tall is better than short here?


It doesn't matter how they did it. The fact is that the image is portraying eminem as a tall, which he's not. I don't know if it's his idea or not, but he is a much bigger star than 50 cent, which means his more powerful, so he must be tall.

[SOSTrooper]

Maybe he's implying that Eminem is a better rapper? :D :D :D

[alonzomourning23]

It doesn't matter how they did it. The fact is that the image is portraying eminem as a tall, which he's not. I don't know if it's his idea or not, but he is a much bigger star than 50 cent, which means his more powerful, so he must be tall.

If you're behind another person you're going to look shorter relative to them. If there is sizeable height difference you may still look taller, but the difference will be less due to one is farther back. Though that title (as well as this topic) is pointless.

[GameDude]

If you're behind another person you're going to look shorter relative to them. If there is sizeable height difference you may still look taller, but the difference will be less due to one is farther back. Though that title (as well as this topic) is pointless.

quiet, midget.

[Duo_Maxwell]

This topic is bad and you should feel bad...

Seriously this is proof of nothing, the actual picture of each may not have even been taken at the same time. It looks like an issue of foreground versus background though.

[GameDude]

This topic is bad and you should feel bad...

Seriously this is proof of nothing, the actual picture of each may not have even been taken at the same time. It looks like an issue of foreground versus background though.


Why should I feel bad? Everyone on here but like 3 people are dicks to me.

[SadieDee]

Maybe Enimem is wearing heels, heh? Ever think of that?

[zionoverfire]

Everyone on here but like 3 people are dicks to me.

And I can think of many valid reasons for that.:D

[camoor]

I like petite girls, but besides that yes, tall > short.

[Duo_Maxwell]

Why should I feel bad? Everyone on here but like 3 people are dicks to me.

It was actually just a less-than humorous Futurama quote.

I didn't mean to be that much of a dick but I seriously don't get your point here.

[Kayden]

Maybe he's implying that Eminem is a better rapper? :D :D :D

Thats like saying syphalis is better than AIDS... No matter which one you get, you're going to hate it. :lol:

[Kayden]

And I can think of many valid reasons for that.:D

Wow... I wonder if I could sue him for taking that quote so far out of context to actually make it a compliment.

[CaseyRyback]

quiet, midget.

:D

that is some funny shit

and I don't get why everyone feels they need to provoke you by making smart comments. I can't think of anything you said to anyone that was mean in a long time that did not provoke you, and truth be told, even when you are mean I think it is pretty funny.

[Scorch]

..did you stop to consider that since 50 is behind him, Eminem is closer to the camera, thus making him appear taller?

AH, was already posted. Oh well, it's the truth.

[humidore]

Another example of keeping the black man down.

[jlarlee]

um, you don't need to prove that - everyone knows tall is better than short.

True but everytime I have to fold myself into a seat on an airplane I curse myself for being tall for just a second

[alonzomourning23]

Besides, isn't 50 cent eminems protege? If I remember correctly he discovered and signed him to his record label.

[beerguy961]

Thats like saying syphalis is better than AIDS... No matter which one you get, you're going to hate it. :lol:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[tauruskatt]

http://www.blender.com/gallery_photos/eminem_50cent/may_2005/eminem50cent_l1.jpg

In real life, eminem is actually about 5'8" while 50 cent is about 6' tall.


Why is Eminem wearing gold and 50 cent wearing silver?
Why is Eminem in a "white hat" and 50 cent in a "Black hat"?
Why is Eminem's brim facing forwards and 50 cent's facing backwards?
What is the significance of 50 cent's "White collar"?
What is the significance of 50 cent holding a baseball bat?
What is the significance of a "Black band" around the bat?
Why did Eminem feel the need to give poor Sheryl Nields (the photographer) the finger?

All these questions and more could probably be picked through for weeks, if I cared. ^_^

[alonzomourning23]

You missed this one- why is eminem wearing two hats, one forward and one backward?

[tauruskatt]

You missed this one- why is eminem wearing two hats, one forward and one backward?

good point, i thought that was a do'rag, which, of course, makes just as much sense for him to be wearing as two caps. lol.

OooOoh, maybe it means his 'interior' eminem is black, while his 'exterior' is white. 50 cent is standing behind him with his cap facing backwards because he's the past/history of rap, and eminem's position is forward in the frame with his hat facing towards his future in rap-dom. the white cap on eminem and the white collar on 50 cent signify the prejudices against them each, eminem's exterior appearence and the glass ceiling for white artists in the rap genre, and 50 cent's white collar to signify the assumption that he's sold out and controlled by the white man. The baseball bat and the middle finger show their defience for those symbols and for what we see them as. And the fact that they are both dressed in black symbolically blends their images from the chest down into a single color. The magazine's name is also, "Blender". A study in contrasts so to speak. And I'm completely talking out of my ass, but it sounded good didn't it? ;)

[punqsux]

im short and it rules ^^

[help1]

Hate it or love it, the underdogs on top, and imma shine homie till my heart stop.

go' head envy me, im raps MVP and I aint going no where so you can get to know me.


Thats songs MHG!

[epobirs]

The only thing I see demonstrated here is that sleaze is indifferent to height or race.

Add in the OP's past antics and one finds a desparate need for validation also knows no bounds.

[GizmoGC]

Lame

[punqsux]

http://www.atari.net/sites/et/deargamedude.gif

[Kayden]

:rofl:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

good point, i thought that was a do'rag, which, of course, makes just as much sense for him to be wearing as two caps. lol.

OooOoh, maybe it means his 'interior' eminem is black, while his 'exterior' is white. 50 cent is standing behind him with his cap facing backwards because he's the past/history of rap, and eminem's position is forward in the frame with his hat facing towards his future in rap-dom. the white cap on eminem and the white collar on 50 cent signify the prejudices against them each, eminem's exterior appearence and the glass ceiling for white artists in the rap genre, and 50 cent's white collar to signify the assumption that he's sold out and controlled by the white man. The baseball bat and the middle finger show their defience for those symbols and for what we see them as. And the fact that they are both dressed in black symbolically blends their images from the chest down into a single color. The magazine's name is also, "Blender". A study in contrasts so to speak. And I'm completely talking out of my ass, but it sounded good didn't it? ;)

:rofl:

[tauruskatt]

:rofl:

did i have ya going for a minute there? heh.

man, just like my old cat who used to hiss and paw at flashlight beams, sometimes the stupidest things can still bring joy. :lol:

[opportunity777]

Real lame

[greendc27]

Why is Eminem wearing gold and 50 cent wearing silver?
Why is Eminem in a "white hat" and 50 cent in a "Black hat"?
Why is Eminem's brim facing forwards and 50 cent's facing backwards?
What is the significance of 50 cent's "White collar"?
What is the significance of 50 cent holding a baseball bat?
What is the significance of a "Black band" around the bat?
Why did Eminem feel the need to give poor Sheryl Nields (the photographer) the finger?

All these questions and more could probably be picked through for weeks, if I cared. ^_^

I don't think its silver. Looks more like platinum and diamonds to me.

[Moxio]

Lame

Agreed

[hiccupleftovers]

Agreed

Yup, dumb thread.

[trytej]

eminem could be standing on something, 50 could be farther back, the angle could have been weird, there are plenty of reasons why that picture is like that

and another thing, you wrote tall > short. How are you proving that tall is better than short here?

Come on. We both know that I'm way sicker than you are cuz I'm taller. Taller is waaay better than shorter. No question about it. Chicks dig the tall guy.

[Mouse]

Come on. We both know that I'm way sicker than you are cuz I'm taller. Taller is waaay better than shorter. No question about it. Chicks dig the tall guy.
Can't argue with that. But they're always so scared that I won't go for them. Too often I hear "do you like short girls?"
Mainly because at 6'5" everyone seems like a midget.

[dpatel]

why does eminem look like he is about to cry?

[Mouse]

Because he realizes the plight of the black man. However as a tool of The Man, he is incapable to intervene, and exibits his remorse in the time honored fashion of bawling one's eyes out.

[dpatel]

ah.. thanks for clearing that up.

[Kayden]

I woulda said it's because $0.50's off camera hand was on his ass.

[Wlogan31]

I like petite girls, but besides that yes, tall > short.


I'm about 6'2 1/2", 170 lbs and currently talkin/datin a girl that is 5'1 3/4" and like 92 lbs...
It's great isn't it?

[Javery]

I'm about 6'2 1/2", 170 lbs and currently talkin/datin a girl that is 5'1 3/4" and like 92 lbs...
It's great isn't it?

So you are dating a 5th grader?

[Tromack]

I never knew proofs were so easy. Makes all of the stuff I have turned in for countless math classes seem like a waste of time.

[Kayden]

So you are dating a 5th grader?

Sblymnl is jealous... :lol:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Sblymnl is jealous... :lol:

:lol:

5'1" and 92 lbs? Well she's certainly thin enough for me. I doubt she's really 12 though. :lol: