Who's the hottest dictator?

[Mr Unoriginal]

Forget actresses, who's the hottest dictator and why?

[JimmieMac]

Kim Jong Almost died today in that train accident but luckly he's still around. I hear he's going to be on next month's Tiger Beat cover.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

flat out hands down, saddam hussein. why? because he's got a 3 foot long beard and what girl doesn't like a man who says he has "weapons of mass destruction". and just that whole ratty look in the hole is so appealing to him.

[st0neface]

flat out hands down, saddam hussein. why? because he's got a 3 foot long beard and what girl doesn't like a man who says he has "weapons of mass destruction". and just that whole ratty look in the hole is so appealing to him.

Saddam's beard has nothing on Castros. That being said, I like my dictators to look groomed, so Stalin gets my vote.

[SolinariDotCom]

All about Stalin.

[punqsux]

stalin again

[doraemonkerpal]

yea, the ruskie gets my vote too b/c it's all about his gulags :)

[Mr Unoriginal]

I went with Mao Zedong. Hey, got a thing for asians. Plus you KNOW hes got some sweet budunkadunk.

[spoo]

Kim Jong, he looks fake.

[CaseyRyback]

what about Lenin?

he is so hot they still have him in a glass casket for people to look and marvel at him

[RBM]

I don't think you can discount the name appeal.
Benito Musollini sounds like it could be an expensive
model of car, a tasty italian entree with mounds of
sauce-covered pasta, or a ruthless fascist dictator.
And it just rolls off the tongue so easily.

[kidjedi]

yea, the ruskie gets my vote too b/c it's all about his gulags :)

Hands down Stalin! 20+ million victims via starvation, political execution, deportation and the famous gulags = real bad :( But what his army did the Germans in WW2 to basically win the entire thing for the Allies, that was sweet :D !

[snotknocker]

What about Muhammar El Kahdafi? How could you leave him of off the list?
regardless I go Mussolini

[jdpimp]

I say benito mussolini, his name makes me want italian food. mmmmm, italian food..

[WhipSmartBanky]

Hitler, of course.

http://www.atari.net/sites/banky/gayhitler.jpg

[Firebrand]

They're all worthless.

[doraemonkerpal]

LOL!

[thatstoobad]

didn't you people see that hot saddam hussein video that leaked out. people picking at his face and whatnot. really kinky stuff.

i'm going to have to give my vote to mao zedong, though, because he pulls off that "aging, balding asian man" look better than anyone.

[evilmax17]

Hitler would be a lot hotter if he had blond hair and blue eyes.

[Wshakspear]

Hitler would be a lot hotter if he had blond hair and blue eyes. Just make him dress up like a banker and have a big nose i am SO there.

[XboxMaster]

Anyone else not giving into this raunchy humor?

[Quackzilla]

Gearge W. Bush

The way he raped the EPA was SOOO sexy!

[SneakyPenguin]

hitler. gotta love the combover and snotstache.

[godhatesjustyou]

stalin!

[swinte]

W! That smirk of his gets me every time!

[magilacudy]

Asia Carrera.

http://www.asiacarrera.com/

[Cracka]

Me. and for every person who disagrees i'm gonna go outside and stab 10 puppies in the face.... thats what i thought

[jeffreyjrose]

Stalin, no one compares... NO ONE!!!

[Moxio]

Stalin for sure.

*heart*

[BlueStorm781]

Stalin is just dreamy! I hope he asks me to the prom! That would be swell!

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