Priceless moment you had with Friend or Lover?

[the3rdkey]

Mine was 5 years ago. I was at the local Meijer when my friend went into the bathroom and walked into a stall next to some old man pooping. My friend angled himself in such a way that he made out with the old guy's shoes. PRICELESS!

[Quackzilla]

That is stupid, why did he piss on someone's shoes, is he a retard?

[gregthomas77]

Mine was 5 years ago. I was at the local Meijer when my friend went into the bathroom and walked into a stall next to some old man pooping. My friend angled himself in such a way that he pissed all over the old guy's hoes. PRICELESS!

Was your friends name George W. Bush? He likes pissing on old people too.

[the3rdkey]

It was back in the teenager days. Damn like you people never did anything stupid. And for the record, G W Bush pisses on everyone.

[Mr Unoriginal]

One time when I was a teen I saw an old man slowly walking up a flight of stairs. I kicked him in the head and he fell down the stairs and died. Kids will be kids.

[supadupacheap]

Mostworthless.tread.ever.

[the3rdkey]

Mostworthless.tread.ever.


Oh, and what is the last movie you saw and pick my new car is awesome. I am going to kill you all.

[onetrackmind]

One time when I was a teen I saw an old man slowly walking up a flight of stairs. I kicked him in the head and he fell down the stairs and died. Kids will be kids.


:rofl: hahaha

[gregthomas77]

One time when I was a teen I saw an old man slowly walking up a flight of stairs. I kicked him in the head and he fell down the stairs and died. Kids will be kids.

One time, this black guy tried to break into my house, so I grabbed my gun and went outside and made him put his mouth on the curb, where I prompty stomped on the back of his head and split his melon open. But....skinheads will be skinheads.

[the3rdkey]

One time, this black guy tried to break into my house, so I grabbed my gun and went outside and made him put his mouth on the curb, where I prompty stomped on the back of his head and split his melon open. But....skinheads will be skinheads.


THat is from American History X

[gregthomas77]

THat is from American History X

One time, I posted a movie reference that was so obvious I didn't think anyone would be lame enough to say "I know where thats from", but someone did.

[the3rdkey]

One time, I posted a movie reference that was so obvious I didn't think anyone would be lame enough to say "I know where thats from", but someone did.


You are being mean.

[The Successful Dropout]

THat is from American History X

you're a genius and you win nothing...you would've won an asshole friend, but i can see that you already have one of those :booty:

[the3rdkey]

you're a genius and you win nothing...you would've won an asshole friend, but i can see that you already have one of those :booty:


I am not friends with him anymore! It was in high school!!!!!

[gregthomas77]

You are being mean.

No that is pissing on an old mans shoes.

[the3rdkey]

No that is pissing on an old mans shoes.

I did not piss on his shoes gregthomas.

[gregthomas77]

I am not friends with him anymore! It was in high school!!!!!

Stop acting fucking innocent now that you are getting flamed. The title of your thread is "Priceless moments you had with a friend or lover" so obviously you approved of this action. And, just as a side note, was pissy boy your lover?

[the3rdkey]

Stop acting fucking innocent now that you are getting flamed. The title of your thread is "Priceless moments you had with a friend or lover" so obviously you approved of this action. And, just as a side note, was pissy boy your lover?


You are acting out of control gregthomas. You have no sense of humor and the old man deserved to be pissed on.

[gregthomas77]

You are acting out of control gregthomas. You have no sense of humor and the old man deserved to be pissed on.

I hope someone kicks your ass. Seriously.

[the3rdkey]

I hope someone kicks your ass. Seriously.


You are being foolish and do not realize how funny this is.

[onetrackmind]

why did the old man deserve to be pissed on?

[the3rdkey]

why did the old man deserve to be pissed on?


Good question. Ask gregthomas since he seems to be in love with old men.

[onetrackmind]

well i can understand where you're comming from about it being funny about someone pissing on someone's shoes because I'd find it goddamn hilarious to piss all over your face.

[SkyGheNe]

I am not friends with him anymore! It was in high school!!!!!

lol, what your friend did was kinda lame. Me and my friends do stupid shit - but it doesn't ruin/hurt someone. For instance, we took a fatty blow up doll, stuck it out the sunroof and went driving around for a little.

No, we didn't destroy any youths young minds. We tossed some clothes on it when we took it for walks around the mall.

[The Successful Dropout]

You are acting out of control gregthomas. You have no sense of humor and the old man deserved to be pissed on.

yes, the old man deserved to be pissed on HAHAHAHA i get the joke now...or wait, no i dont...i admit, ive done stuff in the past that im not proud about, but nothing to anybody that didn't deserve it...nothing to anybody who didn't start something with me first....it may have been funny if it was someone you knew...for instance, this is probably one of the most fucked up things that ive ever done...and it just happens to also deal with piss...anyways, one of the "bullies" in my school was always starting up stuff with me and just about everyone else in the school...anything that he could do to make everyones life miserable....stealing money, tripping people, throwing apples at people down the hall, jumping people, etc....i fought him a few times in defense of others and myself and no matter how much i beat his ass, he just wouldn't learn....so one time during gym class, i took his book bag and sank it in the nasty ass piss-filled locker-room toilets...you know, the toilets that noone flushes, so the piss of about 500 students just mixes and mixes together....it had to have marinated for at least 45 minutes....at the end of the day, i saw him carrying around his piss-soaked bookbag inside of a clear garbage bag....did this solve the problems that everyone had with him? no, but it gave everyone a chance to see him feel a little bit of the pain that he caused on them

[SkyGheNe]

yes, the old man deserved to be pissed on HAHAHAHA i get the joke now...or wait, no i dont...i admit, ive done stuff in the past that im not proud about, but nothing to anybody that didn't deserve it...nothing to anybody who didn't start something with me first....it may have been funny if it was someone you knew...for instance, this is probably one of the most fucked up things that ive ever done...and it just happens to also deal with piss...anyways, one of the "bullies" in my school was always starting up stuff with me and just about everyone else in the school...anything that he could do to make everyones life miserable....stealing money, tripping people, throwing apples at people down the hall, jumping people, etc....i fought him a few times in defense of others and myself and no matter how much i beat his ass, he just wouldn't learn....so one time during gym class, i took his book bag and sank it in the nasty ass piss-filled locker-room toilets...you know, the toilets that noone flushes, so the piss of about 500 students just mixes and mixes together....it had to have marinated for at least 45 minutes....at the end of the day, i saw him carrying around his piss-soaked bookbag inside of a clear garbage bag....did this solve the problems that everyone had with him? no, but it gave everyone a chance to see him feel a little bit of the pain that he caused on them

I approve.

Some asshole broke my cellphone.

And my Metroid Prime 2 Disc.

It cost 150 to replace.

I was sad.

I froze several cans of shaving cream.

I placed them under the couch, bed, and other hidden areas in his dorm room.

He didn't have a room the next morning.

I was happy.

The end.

[normalmode]

Shortly after my high school graduation, one of my ex girlfriends told me she peed in my coffee once just to get back at me for cheating on her. I think I was drunk when she told me, but found myself not that offended.

[SkyGheNe]

Shortly after my high school graduation, one of my ex girlfriends told me she peed in my coffee once just to get back at me for cheating on her. I think I was drunk when she told me, but found myself not that offended.

If you did cheat on her you probably have no right to be haha.

[Quackzilla]

I was at this religious school for a few years, and I hated it. I hated the teachers, I hated the classes, and I hated the headmaster.

So one day in "logic" class, taught by the headmaster, I got so fucking bored I jumped out of the fourth floor window and tried to climb down the fire escape. Unfortunately, the fire escape only went down to the third floor.

I was a regular at the headmasters office, but I was far from the worst behaved kid. In fact, after I got expelled one of my freind decided to perpetrate one last "prank" and go down in glory, he lit smoke bombs in the school and told the teachers there was a fire.

Remember when all of those schools banned Pokemon and Pokemon cards? I started a smuggling ring, and organized trades setting cards and notes in grooves under desks and droors as drop points.

Those were the good old days.

[Javery]

Shortly after my high school graduation, one of my ex girlfriends told me she peed in my coffee once just to get back at me for cheating on her. I think I was drunk when she told me, but found myself not that offended.

Your ex-girlfriend is psychotic. It's a good thing you cheated on that mess - you wouldn't want to date someone as mentally unstable as that for very long...