Hey Porn Hounds! 20% off Adult DVDs- through May 30th(DEAD)

[Xevious]

http://www.adultdvdexplorer.com/

Here is the offer:

"We are offering a 20% coupon for all orders with no minimums! From now through Monday, May 30th, take advantage of this great offer! You must type in the code "memorial05" to receive the 20% discount."

Go wild!

:bouncy: :bouncy:

[RandyTsai]

Any recommendations?

[jalu6]

"We"? As in this is your site? And why does the layout look suspeciously like gamefly.com?

[Sporadic]

Damn. They have some DVDs for only 3.95...add the 20% off code and I will be in porn heaven. :applause: :drool:

[Xevious]

"We"? As in this is your site? And why does the layout look suspeciously like gamefly.com?

Ok...ok..I put the offer in quotes. (I previously cut and pasted the ad)

As for Gamefly....who knows...Maybe they are both owned by the same company. You never know these days.

[Xevious]

Any recommendations?

For you, I suggest perusing the Tranny section...


(I'm sorry...I couldnt resist. You walked right into that one dude)

[CoffeeEdge]

For you, I suggest perusing the Tranny section...


(I'm sorry...I couldnt resist. You walked right into that one dude)
:applause:
Awesome. Just awesome.

[hero101]

I don't see anything with asian chicks. hmmmmm D'oh

[hero101]

Nevermind they're really expensive. D'oh

[kaji7p56]

My penis-sense is tingling.

[Sleepkyng]

Any recommendations?

http://www.adultdvdsite.co.uk/uploads/html/Your_Crack_Is_My_Snack.htm

or

I think this one might be the ticket:

this one (http://www.marinapacific.com/cgi-bin/show_st.cgi?title=Bust%20A%20Nut%20in%20Grandma%27 s%20Butt%20Vol.7&format=VHS)

[Sporadic]

Nevermind they're really expensive. D'oh

Are you serious? They have about 40 DVDs that are only 3.94 each.

[hero101]

The cheap dvds have some ugly women in them....Quality and price are important.

[$hady]

direct link to the cheap porn, they even have BUKAKI!!!!!!!! (lol i didnt buy shit from them)

http://www.adultdvdexplorer.com/advanced_search_result.php?dept=2&keywords=all&dfrom=s&searchType=T&sort=3a

[PhrostByte]

Hmm. Does widescreen porn exist? I think that'd be interesting to see. 480p 16:9 yaknow.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Still too expensive for the good stuff. :sad:

[SteveMcQ]

Isn't porn free?

[postaboy]

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/196/2653/1024/everytimeyoumasturbategodkillsakittenpleasethinkof thekittens.jpg

[KrazyKefka]

Isn't porn free?

Seriously. That's what the internet is for.

[Nightfall]

Can anyone explain this for me? When I added a dvd to my cart, it showed me 2 prices. Item price and extended price. Why is the etended price higher, and what is it exactly?



edit: Oh, and free shipping in California, which is where I live. Sweet.

[worx]

"We"? As in this is your site? And why does the layout look suspeciously like gamefly.com?

haha, porn rentals - $2 fee if the disc comes back stuck to the envelope :rofl:

[greendc27]

haha, porn rentals - $2 fee if the disc comes back stuck to the envelope :rofl:

Its funny you say that because that actually happened to a friend of mine who worked in a video store. The dvd was covered in a "mysterious" substance.

[worx]

Its funny you say that because that actually happened to a friend of mine who worked in a video store. The dvd was covered in a "mysterious" substance.

well, thats the last time I joke in a pron thread :shock:

[AzianAsspicker]

damn its not my bday till march how delightful.. haha jk!

[SteveMcQ]

Can anyone explain this for me? When I added a dvd to my cart, it showed me 2 prices. Item price and extended price. Why is the etended price higher, and what is it exactly?
Extended price is only if you want the "full release". Item price is if all you're looking for is to get it up.;)

[humidore]

http://www.adultdvdsite.co.uk/uploads/html/Your_Crack_Is_My_Snack.htm

or

I think this one might be the ticket:

this one (http://www.marinapacific.com/cgi-bin/show_st.cgi?title=Bust%20A%20Nut%20in%20Grandma%27 s%20Butt%20Vol.7&format=VHS)

Those are the funniest titles I've heard since "A walk down mammary lane." I'd hate to be the guy who had to think up all these witty, dirty titles (unless they do the "HARDCORE GERMAN CHIX VOL.XXVI" thing).

[2poor]

where's my backdoor sluts 9?

[Hex]

Any recommendations?

images.google.com -> Tits/Pussy/Cunt/Blow Job/Porn/Lesbians/Fisting

Tip's Formula for teh Pr0n: ((images.google.com+n)+(lotion+hand)T = spooge.

n= porn subject of choice, T= time, hours.

[Hex]

Its funny you say that because that actually happened to a friend of mine who worked in a video store. The dvd was covered in a "mysterious" substance.

Why the hell would the -disc- be covered in spooge? Did the renter blow his load just looking at the titty on the disc or something? Or does he have a plastic fetish?

[Kulock]

What did you think the hole in the middle was for?

[Hex]

What did you think the hole in the middle was for?

http://img88.echo.cx/img88/2619/cd5km.th.jpg (http://img88.echo.cx/my.php?image=cd5km.jpg)

Ouch.

[GuilewasNK]

Do they put you on a postal mailing list when you order from them?

[YeahRight13]

porn and video games are my life

[Xevious]

Do they put you on a postal mailing list when you order from them?

No...no postal mail. You may get emails from them though with special offers.

[Hex]

No...no postal mail. You may get emails from them though with special offers.

Heh. On those Girls Gone Wild commercials, it sounds like they keep sending you dvds after you order the advertised ones. It's like a book club, but dirty.

[GuilewasNK]

No...no postal mail. You may get emails from them though with special offers.

I may give them a try then. I take it you are satisfied with the service they provide then? Do they provide a tracking number? I was looking at their FAQ but I couldn't find anything on that.

Heh. On those Girls Gone Wild commercials, it sounds like they keep sending you dvds after you order the advertised ones. It's like a book club, but dirty.

There was a mess about that a while back. I can get those at the flea market though.

[Hex]

I may give them a try then. I take it you are satisfied with the service they provide then? Do they provide a tracking number? I was looking at their FAQ but I couldn't find anything on that.



There was a mess about that a while back. I can get those at the flea market though.

The Flea Market? Why am I not suprised? We drive down to Denver sometimes where they hold the "Mile High Flea Market" to find CDs. This place is nuts. It's full of, I'm sad to say, low-rent vietnamese, mexican and white folks trying to sell you thir possesions. I got a trashed Sega Genesis, old style, a 32x and several game sfor a dollar. Anyway, there are two main attractions: The mass-prducers, and the crazy old bastards who sell you low quality samurai swords.

The mass-producers (and there's at least ten of them) buy about twelve parking spaces on the market floor, and fill them with boxes full of crappy old bauble, usually fake chinese statues, toy guns and those slopey hats that they wear in oriental countries. For like $.2 for everything. And there's like 200 boxes, each filled with something different, and each different seller has exactly the same ware/setup. The crazy sword guys usually holler at you as they walk by "TWO SAWDS, OHN DORRAR", and when you go to check out their stuff, they try to haggle you with extra stuff, and it's usually porn. "You buy tree sawds, fitty dorrar, I makesh yew a special deeal- Yew buy sawds, yew get free deh-veh-deh of asian guhls who love you long time."

Mmm, I just love porn with my $2 asian swords that fall apart an hour later.

[nickmad]

Damn. They have some DVDs for only 3.95...add the 20% off code and I will be in porn heaven. :applause: :drool:

wait, your on the internet right? isnt that porn heaven? and its allllll freeeeee ahahahahahah

[Serialkilla]

Hmmm....

This is quite fascinating. ;)

[exceed19]

Can anyone explain this for me? When I added a dvd to my cart, it showed me 2 prices. Item price and extended price. Why is the etended price higher, and what is it exactly?



edit: Oh, and free shipping in California, which is where I live. Sweet.


dude this is pathetic.. you live in cali where ALL THE PORN STARS live and your buying porn???? IF you could get your lazy ass of CAG you could put some time in (yes... work) and find out all these bitches schedules you could arrive early where they are supposed to be... drive up in the "RV" (rape van) and throw those bitches in there, and your off to make your OWN porno.. christ... do i have to do all the thinking here??? everything is in van nuys, just go hang outside JKP (Jill Kelly Productions) and im sure your bound (get it..) to rustle up some pussy... also, if you have cocaine, these bitches love that... sprinkle some on the cock and your ready to rock

[GuilewasNK]

The Flea Market? Why am I not suprised? We drive down to Denver sometimes where they hold the "Mile High Flea Market" to find CDs. This place is nuts. It's full of, I'm sad to say, low-rent vietnamese, mexican and white folks trying to sell you thir possesions. I got a trashed Sega Genesis, old style, a 32x and several game sfor a dollar. Anyway, there are two main attractions: The mass-prducers, and the crazy old bastards who sell you low quality samurai swords.

The mass-producers (and there's at least ten of them) buy about twelve parking spaces on the market floor, and fill them with boxes full of crappy old bauble, usually fake chinese statues, toy guns and those slopey hats that they wear in oriental countries. For like $.2 for everything. And there's like 200 boxes, each filled with something different, and each different seller has exactly the same ware/setup. The crazy sword guys usually holler at you as they walk by "TWO SAWDS, OHN DORRAR", and when you go to check out their stuff, they try to haggle you with extra stuff, and it's usually porn. "You buy tree sawds, fitty dorrar, I makesh yew a special deeal- Yew buy sawds, yew get free deh-veh-deh of asian guhls who love you long time."

Mmm, I just love porn with my $2 asian swords that fall apart an hour later.

:lol:

I don't think I have run into a sword/porn dealer at the flea market yet. There was this guy who sold games (even as old as Atari 2600 and Odyssey!), VHS, DVD's and porn. It was a great place till the flea market got sold. He set up a new shop but it just isn't the same. Except to check on old Sega Saturn, SNES, Genesis, and NES games it isn't worth it. He puts security stickers on all current-gen games that he gets and the prices are too high for something like that. They are impossible to remove.

[nickmad]

dude this is pathetic.. you live in cali where ALL THE PORN STARS live and your buying porn???? IF you could get your lazy ass of CAG you could put some time in (yes... work) and find out all these bitches schedules you could arrive early where they are supposed to be... drive up in the "RV" (rape van) and throw those bitches in there, and your off to make your OWN porno.. christ... do i have to do all the thinking here??? everything is in van nuys, just go hang outside JKP (Jill Kelly Productions) and im sure your bound (get it..) to rustle up some pussy... also, if you have cocaine, these bitches love that... sprinkle some on the cock and your ready to rock

actually the porn industry is larger in Arizona/Phoenix than LA

[Xevious]

actually the porn industry is larger in Arizona/Phoenix than LA
I didnt know that. Wow..you learn something new every day.

[GuilewasNK]

Is the promotion dead? I tried the coupon code just now and it isn't working.

[guyver2077]

Is the promotion dead? I tried the coupon code just now and it isn't working.

well it says to may 30th on title..dunno

[Rich]

Wait...people willingly pay for porn?

[Xevious]

My interpertation was that Monday was the last day. I guess I am wrong. I did copy the offer exactly as i received it (from an email I received).

[Xevious]

Wait...people willingly pay for porn?
I have cut down on my porn personally. In fact, I got rid of allmost all of my porn. I still get the email offers though so I figured why not post them on CAG. Maybe someone else will like em.

Yeah...People still buy porn.

[2poor]

actually the porn industry is larger in Arizona/Phoenix than LA

doesn't jenna jameson live in arizona?

[GuilewasNK]

Wait...people willingly pay for porn?

I normally don't. You can find all the porn you would ever need for free on the internet but there is a vid that I saw about 10 years ago that had a girl in it and I haven't seen it anywhere. I don't think she ever did porn again but out of all the porn I ever saw, she has always stood out in my mind. She seemed to genuinely be the type that would never do porn. I never found the girl online to download so buying is my only resort.

I sent them an email to ask about the coupon. If it's gone its no prob Xevious. Good heads up anyway.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

doesn't jenna jameson live in arizona?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she does.

[GuilewasNK]

I never have seen the appeal in Jenna Jameson. Why is she so popular?

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I never have seen the appeal in Jenna Jameson. Why is she so popular?

I didn't like her until I saw her with dark hair.

http://img46.echo.cx/img46/8573/94163300l9vd.jpg

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/7663/1152864jenna26yv.jpg

[Hex]

I didn't like her until I saw her with dark hair.

http://img46.echo.cx/img46/8573/94163300l9vd.jpg

http://img38.exs.cx/img38/7663/1152864jenna26yv.jpg


...

8-[

[GuilewasNK]

Whoa....I had to scroll by that one fast, heh! (at work)

That was the first time I saw her as a brunette but that is DEFINITELY hotter than the common blonde look for sure.

[Rich]

I normally don't. You can find all the porn you would ever need for free on the internet but there is a vid that I saw about 10 years ago that had a girl in it and I haven't seen it anywhere. I don't think she ever did porn again but out of all the porn I ever saw, she has always stood out in my mind. She seemed to genuinely be the type that would never do porn. I never found the girl online to download so buying is my only resort.

I sent them an email to ask about the coupon. If it's gone its no prob Xevious. Good heads up anyway.

But empornium.us exists. :D

[GuilewasNK]

But empornium.us exists. :D

That's a torrent site right? I have tried torrents (mainly for anime fansubs) but my PC has had trouble with them in the past. My connection will time out after a few hours and then I have to reboot my PC and modem. I usually just go to usenet for large files. There are some other sites I go to for adult material but like I said, sometimes it is too hard to find a download for a particular item. Also, with my 512/128 connection clocking at 181/128 for the last month and a half, downloading ANYTHING large is a pain in the ass.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Whoa....I had to scroll by that one fast, heh! (at work)

That was the first time I saw her as a brunette but that is DEFINITELY hotter than the common blonde look for sure.

Sorry, I should have linked it. I didn't expect anyone to be at work today. :lol:

[GuilewasNK]

Sorry, I should have linked it. I didn't expect anyone to be at work today. :lol:

Meh, no biggie. I knew what I was getting into when looking in a porn thread anyways. :D

It is actually a rather tasteful pic IMO.

[GuilewasNK]

Ok, I just got a email from their webmaster to try the code again and it is now working. If anyone else is going to use it, now is the time. Thanks again Xevious!

Hey sblymnlcrymnl, do you happen to have a higher resolution version of that pic? It would make KILLER wallpaper.

[electrictroy]

Wait...people willingly pay for porn?

Free porn is usually trash (skanky women).

If you want the good stuff, you have to pay at least $15 per dvd.

troy

[Rich]

Free porn is usually trash (skanky women).

If you want the good stuff, you have to pay at least $15 per dvd.

troy

No you don't. I DL 2+ hour DVDs routinely.

Your Share Ratio: 0.94

Uploaded: 49.31 GB

Downloaded: 52.55 GB

[nickmad]

if you dont want to download the movies, you can chump some websites and find some free usernames/passwords.

paying for porn is like going to church, you just dont do it.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

No you don't. I DL 2+ hour DVDs routinely.

Your Share Ratio: 0.94

Uploaded: 49.31 GB

Downloaded: 52.55 GB

Your Share Ratio: 1.05

Uploaded: 168.25 GB

Downloaded: 160.11 GB

8-)

[hero101]

I'm kinda scared of d/l porn online with all the viruses and spyware. Is it safe?

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Ok, I just got a email from their webmaster to try the code again and it is now working. If anyone else is going to use it, now is the time. Thanks again Xevious!

Hey sblymnlcrymnl, do you happen to have a higher resolution version of that pic? It would make KILLER wallpaper.

Sorry, I don't. I'm not even sure where it's from, as I grabbed it off a friend of a friend's myspace. Of course if I find one I'll send it your way.

[Rich]

I'm kinda scared of d/l porn online with all the viruses and spyware. Is it safe?

In most cases, no.
On bittorrent, almost always yes.

sblymnlcrymnl--

Crap..I've been hosed, tommy, i've been hosed.
I couldn't stand that much porn.

[2poor]

let's say hypothetically i was looking for some porn to dl. where would i do this... hypothetically?

[sblymnlcrymnl]

sblymnlcrymnl--

Crap..I've been hosed, tommy, i've been hosed.
I couldn't stand that much porn.

:lol: It's not like I kept it all, it is over a long timespan.

let's say hypothetically i was looking for some porn to dl. where would i do this... hypothetically?

But empornium.us exists. :D

[Rich]

let's say hypothetically i was looking for some porn to dl. where would i do this... hypothetically?

Don't check out post #56. It's evil.

sblymnlcrymnl---I've only got 50GB after a year. I feel like such a noob! :( Granted, I also have some tna GB too.

And I've only got like 7-8 GB left.

[2poor]

LOL. that's your post!

[Rich]

LOL. that's your post!

Crap! Aiding and abetting!

Quick, run!

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Damn, the server died sometime in the last 30 minutes. :cry:

[Rich]

Damn, the server died sometime in the last 30 minutes. :cry:

Seems fine for me.

(Ps..when did exploitedteens become so damn popular? They just don't do it for me.)

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Seems fine for me.

(Ps..when did exploitedteens become so damn popular? They just don't do it for me.)

Hm, well that's great that they got it back up so quickly.

I don't know, I haven't seen any of that stuff yet.

[GTmaster39]

Your Share Ratio: 1.05

Uploaded: 168.25 GB

Downloaded: 160.11 GB

8-)


Your Share Ratio: 1.3

Uploaded: 101.60 GB

Downloaded: 77.95 GB

:)

[Rich]

Hm, well that's great that they got it back up so quickly.

I don't know, I haven't seen any of that stuff yet.

Don't bother. It's all the same stuff.

Your Share Ratio: 1.3

Uploaded: 101.60 GB

Downloaded: 77.95 GB

:)

Props, man, props. Now I feel like i don't watch enough porn. :(

[GTmaster39]

Don't bother. It's all the same stuff.



Props, man, props. Now I feel like i don't watch enough porn. :(

HAHA, I found out about that site a few months before they shut the doors to new people. So happy, oh sooooo happy.

And I tell ya what, its free, and I dont have to walk out of pornshops with a hoodie covering my head anymore! :)

[sblymnlcrymnl]

HAHA, I found out about that site a few months before they shut the doors to new people. So happy, oh sooooo happy.

And I tell ya what, its free, and I dont have to walk out of pornshops with a hoodie covering my head anymore! :)

I'm not sure when I joined, but the oldest vids in my unsorted folder are from April of '03.

[Rich]

HAHA, I found out about that site a few months before they shut the doors to new people. So happy, oh sooooo happy.

And I tell ya what, its free, and I dont have to walk out of pornshops with a hoodie covering my head anymore! :)

:lol:
They don't have an invite system or anything?
I don't pay attention..I just download porn. :)

[GuilewasNK]

Okay, sblymnl I took the pic..blew it up to 1024*768 rez...flipped it...added some effects...tell me what you think....

http://img272.echo.cx/img272/3475/jj8kq.th.jpg (http://img272.echo.cx/my.php?image=jj8kq.jpg)

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Eh, it's ok but too grainy. I haven't had any luck finding a bigger pic myself, it's not exactly easy to find a specific Jenna pic. :lol:

[GuilewasNK]

Eh, it's ok but too grainy. I haven't had any luck finding a bigger pic myself, it's not exactly easy to find a specific Jenna pic. :lol:

Yeah, I put the grain effect in because the pic was too fuzzy without it when I blew it up. It hides the fuzziness pretty well...

Wait, that's a double entendre in her case! Fuzziness...:lol:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

:lol:

[taiidanx]

How's this?
http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1498/94163300l9vd1bg.th.jpg (http://img271.echo.cx/my.php?image=94163300l9vd1bg.jpg)
***edit**
I kept it proportioned hence the funny size (dont stretch it)...

[GuilewasNK]

That's what I did at first but I just couldn't get the pic as smooth as I wanted. Another reason I added grain was to give it an old magazine photo-type look.

[taiidanx]

http://img271.echo.cx/img271/1944/94163300l9vd7dk.th.jpg (http://img271.echo.cx/my.php?image=94163300l9vd7dk.jpg)
ok try this one, and stretch it to fit 1024x768 should look a bit better...

*as in set as desktop and do it from options*

[hiccupleftovers]

Wow, that's an awesome pic of Jenna. me like:drool::D:lol:

[hiccupleftovers]

images.google.com -> Tits/Pussy/Cunt/Blow Job/Porn/Lesbians/Fisting

Tip's Formula for teh Pr0n: ((images.google.com+n)+(lotion+hand)T = spooge.

n= porn subject of choice, T= time, hours.

Great formula... I wonder how long that must have tooken you to come up with it ;)

[hiccupleftovers]

The second page of this thread is classic. That is probably my favorite page of any thread I have ever read on CAG. i don't think I have ever laughed harder hear, especially with all of Tips quotes. :rofl:

[electrictroy]

Free porn is usually trash (skanky women). If you want the good stuff, you have to pay at least $15 per dvd.No you don't. I DL 2+ hour DVDs routinely.
I was talking about *legal* access to porn, not breaking the law. Anybody can steal, and get stuff for free, but it's not a good idea.

troy

[Hex]

Great formula... I wonder how long that must have tooken you to come up with it ;)

Like, five minutes. Not hard. :lol:

[Hex]

The second page of this thread is classic. That is probably my favorite page of any thread I have ever read on CAG. i don't think I have ever laughed harder hear, especially with all of Tips quotes. :rofl:

I aim to please. :)