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Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 12:28 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39339000/jpg/_39339680_rings300pa.jpg
Would'nt You Be?

crazytalkx
06-05-2005, 12:29 AM
First Post Evar!!!!!

BigSpoonyBard
06-05-2005, 12:29 AM
Edit: Damn, missed it by mere seconds!

evilmregg
06-05-2005, 12:29 AM
As opposed to "scared gay?"

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 12:30 AM
As opposed to "scared gay?"
Never Seen "Scared Straight"?

crazytalkx
06-05-2005, 12:30 AM
Edit: Damn, missed it by mere seconds!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001MMGC2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 12:30 AM
that's an awesome pic!

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 12:32 AM
Never Seen "Scared Straight"?
Now you can
http://www.wild-side.com/scaredstraight.html

evilmregg
06-05-2005, 12:32 AM
Never Seen "Scared Straight"?

Can't say I have. Sounds kinky, though.

dcfox
06-05-2005, 12:36 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001MMGC2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
I'm still waiting for You Got Served II.

evilmregg
06-05-2005, 12:38 AM
I'm still waiting for You Got Served II.

I still prefer "You Got F'd in the A."

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 12:41 AM
I'm still waiting for You Got Served II.

Well, if you go by South Park Logic, there's probably a spinoff movie under the name "You got F'd in the A" somewhere in existance.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 12:44 AM
Holy Shit I Got So Scared Im Straight Now. :)

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 12:47 AM
Dr. Porkenhimer's Boner Juice?
Wow. SNL's getting desperate.

I mean, they even lifted (and slightly retooled) a joke being told for I would think at least a year... (the bit about "If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call a friend and brag about it".)

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 12:49 AM
I wish they would get a good cast in there or E! would give up the SNL rights so that I can see the old ones on Comedy Central again

whoknows
06-05-2005, 12:53 AM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001MMGC2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I cant believe a movie was made like that.......actually can.

I just cant believe people actually paid to see it :hot:

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 12:57 AM
KOTOR is almost too good. Became a jedi and went to Manaan, where I snuck into the Sith base and got caught sneaking out and executed. :oops: Damn those sith bastards.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 12:58 AM
KOTOR is almost too good. Became a jedi and went to Manaan, where I snuck into the Sith base and got caught sneaking out and executed. :oops: Damn those sith bastards.

Underestimated the Dark Side you did, hmm?

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 12:59 AM
I just saw this on the slickdeals website... thought maybe you guys would care
http://www.magscentral.com/max/mx4tf1.htm

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 01:01 AM
Underestimated the Dark Side you did, hmm?
NAw, but I thought killing everyone inside would allow me to get out safely, then I ran into many just outside. I blame my bad lawyer, he sucked and called me retarded. :bomb:

whoknows
06-05-2005, 01:01 AM
I just saw this on the slickdeals website... thought maybe you guys would care
http://www.magscentral.com/max/mx4tf1.htm

Mailman would steal it from me :sad:

(not kidding either)

evilmregg
06-05-2005, 01:03 AM
NAw, but I thought killing everyone inside would allow me to get out safely, then I ran into many just outside. I blame my bad lawyer, he sucked and called me retarded. :bomb:

Was your lawyer by any chance Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law?

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:03 AM
NAw, but I thought killing everyone inside would allow me to get out safely, then I ran into many just outside. I blame my bad lawyer, he sucked and called me retarded. :bomb:

Yeah, he's honest.
That never works with lawyers. :)
I mean, it's either they call you retarded or talked endlessly about how they shart in thier offices, cut up thier briefs, and go home and ravage thier wives.

Creepy lot, them.

evilmregg
06-05-2005, 01:04 AM
Mailman would steal it from me :sad:

(not kidding either)

At least your mailman didn't lose your copy of SMT: DDS. I think I'm going to have to stab him in the throat for that.

whoknows
06-05-2005, 01:05 AM
At least your mailman didn't lose your copy of SMT: DDS. I think I'm going to have to stab him in the throat for that.

Nah, he just stole a few dvd's from Blockbuster.com ............good things I caught him :D

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 01:06 AM
I just saw this on the slickdeals website... thought maybe you guys would care
http://www.magscentral.com/max/mx4tf1.htm

everytime I fill out a subscription for Maxim or Stuff or any of those magazines, I never get shit. That said I did try again

and dc (if you are around or ever read this), fill it out because you get an offer for a subscription you might be a little more interested in;)

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:06 AM
At least your mailman didn't lose your copy of SMT: DDS. I think I'm going to have to stab him in the throat for that.

I do think it would be better than finding fluid all over magazines getting delivered to you. No one wants a stained and crinkled Maxim.

Damn! That's actually topical thanks to Lulu's post.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:09 AM
everytime I fill out a subscription for Maxim or Stuff or any of those magazines, I never get shit. That said I did try again

and dc (if you are around or ever read this), fill it out because you get an offer for a subscription you might be a little more interested in;)

If you sent your home address to a few CAGs, I'm sure a couple of them would be more than happy to take a dump in a box and mail that off to you.
Never had you pegged as a scat freak though.
I guess you just never know :lol:

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 01:09 AM
KOTOR is almost too good. Became a jedi and went to Manaan, where I snuck into the Sith base and got caught sneaking out and executed. :oops: Damn those sith bastards.
You can get out of execution by defending yourself in court...in KOTOR that is

crazytalkx
06-05-2005, 01:09 AM
Its weird that they left the intro to Paranoia Agent in. Ooh SCRYED next!!!!

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 01:10 AM
Nah, he just stole a few dvd's from Blockbuster.com ............good things I caught him :D

did you report him? the post office don't fuck around with shit like that. When my mom used to work at the main post office in Dallas they would throw 20's on the ground just to see who they could catch snatching one up so they could fire them (you could not even touch it)

Moxio
06-05-2005, 01:10 AM
everytime I fill out a subscription for Maxim or Stuff or any of those magazines, I never get shit. That said I did try again

and dc (if you are around or ever read this), fill it out because you get an offer for a subscription you might be a little more interested in;)

MagsCentral is probably THE best free mag offerers. I always get what I sign up for there.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 01:11 AM
I just saw this on the slickdeals website... thought maybe you guys would care
http://www.magscentral.com/max/mx4tf1.htm

I LOVE BOOBIES! However, I hate the magazine. Thanks, but I'll pass. :grouphug:

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 01:12 AM
You know I know a bunch of folks, Couple of CAGers as well, who just starter playing KOTOR, me included...I call subliminal advertising in the movie

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 01:12 AM
Was your lawyer by any chance Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law?
No, he was a Salkath, or whatever the native species on Manaan is called.

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 01:12 AM
If you sent your home address to a few CAGs, I'm sure a couple of them would be more than happy to take a dump in a box and mail that off to you.
Never had you pegged as a scat freak though.
I guess you just never know :lol:

by the time it arrived, it probably would look like that old dog shit that sits in the sun too long. Raleigh has some of the worst mail service in the country. Often it takes 5 days or more to get first class mail.

Gothic Walrus
06-05-2005, 01:15 AM
I just saw this on the slickdeals website... thought maybe you guys would care
http://www.magscentral.com/max/mx4tf1.htm
"Must be 13 or older."

Isn't that a bit young for Maxim? I don't think I would have been quite ready for it at that age...

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 01:16 AM
No, he was a Salkath, or whatever the native species on Manaan is called.
Selkath

jaykrue
06-05-2005, 01:16 AM
Blah. I was supposed to go out today to continue my 3 day weekend debauchery full of sex and alcohol but my wingwoman, a lesbian, decided to call it a night and stay in. Bitch.:bomb:

Moxio
06-05-2005, 01:16 AM
"Must be 13 or older."

Isn't that a bit young for Maxim? I don't think I would have been quite ready for it at that age...

Yeah that's apparently the default for any offers on MS. However, Maxim is an 18+ only mag.

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:21 AM
I just saw this on the slickdeals website... thought maybe you guys would care
http://www.magscentral.com/max/mx4tf1.htm

Oh, look, it's a Maxim rip-off.

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 01:21 AM
Selkath
Yes, that would've been my second guess.

<3's Dragon Ball. :D

Darke Katt
06-05-2005, 01:22 AM
*runs by so fast you can't see her* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 01:22 AM
Oh, look, it's a Maxim rip-off.
:? It is Maxim.

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:23 AM
Blah. I was supposed to go out today to continue my 3 day weekend debauchery full of sex and alcohol but my wingwoman, a lesbian, decided to call it a night and stay in. Bitch.:bomb:

How rude of her to get in the way of your debauchery.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:23 AM
*runs by so fast you can't see her* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Att-ten-shun!
Officer on the deck!

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:23 AM
:? It is Maxim.

Oh, okay. I didn't look that closely to see that it was the real deal.

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 01:23 AM
. . . I'm bored.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:24 AM
How rude of her to get in the way of your debauchery.

:(
I think I need a few more bad influences.
:(

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 01:24 AM
. . . I'm bored.

me too, but my bordom is directly linked to not being able to find any sources for my damn paper

Darke Katt
06-05-2005, 01:25 AM
Att-ten-shun!
Officer on the deck!

Officer? Who the hell is an officer here? And what's a deck? I ain't in the Navy, Mister!

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 01:25 AM
Anybody else from the tri-state area pissed about the WCBS-FM Format change...they threw 30 years of loyal listeners into the gutter to put on the beastie boys

Moxio
06-05-2005, 01:25 AM
*runs by so fast you can't see her* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Hey it's you!

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 01:26 AM
Officer? Who the hell is an officer here? And what's a deck? I ain't in the Navy, Mister!

:booty:

someone got told

Darke Katt
06-05-2005, 01:28 AM
:booty:

someone got told

Mwahaha, Hooyah Bulldogs!

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:30 AM
Officer? Who the hell is an officer here? And what's a deck? I ain't in the Navy, Mister!

Yeah, but there aren't many trite little sayings to throw around... and I don't feel like bursting into a military anthem, cause noone wants me glutting threads with songs again.

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 01:30 AM
me too, but my bordom is directly linked to not being able to find any sources for my damn paper
I gave up on that too. My paper is too boring to keep my interest for more than ten mins.

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:30 AM
. . . I'm bored.

She gets bored, the pic changes. Not a bad trend, if you ask me.

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:30 AM
Officer? Who the hell is an officer here? And what's a deck? I ain't in the Navy, Mister!

Welcome back from the land of the Air Force?

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:31 AM
:booty:

someone got told

Piss off, ya bloody wanker. :beer:

whoknows
06-05-2005, 01:31 AM
by the time it arrived, it probably would look like that old dog shit that sits in the sun too long. Raleigh has some of the worst mail service in the country. Often it takes 5 days or more to get first class mail.


It was a HUGE deal and yes, he was reported. Very long story which I dont feel like typing right now. Maybe in an hour or two :)

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:31 AM
I gave up on that too. My paper is too boring to keep my interest for more than ten mins.

Heh. Papers to do. Been just a few years since I had to worry about that.

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 01:32 AM
I gave up on that too. My paper is too boring to keep my interest for more than ten mins.

yea I know how you feel. At least I only have to write four pages. Hopefully I can write the majority of it tomorrow

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 01:32 AM
She gets bored, the pic changes. Not a bad trend, if you ask me.
yes, I decided to edit one of my pics for a whole two mins... oh crap the kitten is awake.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:32 AM
Welcome back from the land of the Air Force?

Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun;
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,
At 'em boys, Give 'er the gun!
Down we dive, spouting our flame from under,
Off with one helluva roar!
We live in fame or go down in flame.
Nothing'll stop the U.S. Air Force!

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 01:33 AM
It was a HUGE deal and yes, he was reported. Very long story which I dont feel like typing right now. Maybe in an hour or two :)

glad to hear that.I wonder how many people got screwed before he got caught

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 01:33 AM
yea I know how you feel. At least I only have to write four pages. Hopefully I can write the majority of it tomorrow
I have a 12pg paper (found my source... haven't written shit), a 14pg paper (have one page done) and a 5 pg paper (1 pg done and found a significant source)

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:33 AM
yes, I decided to edit one of my pics for a whole two mins... oh crap the kitten is awake.

If it's any consolation, one of my cats (the female one) was about a moment from tossing a hairball on my newly cleaned comforter. While I was playing RE4, of all times, in the middle of a firefight. :shock:

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:34 AM
I have a 12pg paper (found my source... haven't written shit), a 14pg paper (have one page done) and a 5 pg paper (1 pg done and found a significant source)]

W00t, three papers to do!

dcfox
06-05-2005, 01:35 AM
everytime I fill out a subscription for Maxim or Stuff or any of those magazines, I never get shit. That said I did try again

and dc (if you are around or ever read this), fill it out because you get an offer for a subscription you might be a little more interested in;)
:-k Are you going to give me any hints? I really don't read Maxim but you got my attention. :D

Darke Katt
06-05-2005, 01:36 AM
Yeah, but there aren't many trite little sayings to throw around... and I don't feel like bursting into a military anthem, cause noone wants me glutting threads with songs again.

Well, poop on you then.

*tromps around singing* Off we gooo into the wild blue yonder...

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 01:36 AM
]

W00t, three papers to do!
yes I have like two-three more weeks to get the two big ones done. And one week to get the short one done. Stupid summer classes... making me write a bunch.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:36 AM
I have a 12pg paper (found my source... haven't written shit), a 14pg paper (have one page done) and a 5 pg paper (1 pg done and found a significant source)

Better than having to program a path-seeking "robot" employing a couple of intermeshed intelligent agents, formulating a knowledge base and developing hueristics. I'm glad that class is over. Though, some of the slackers on my team weren't much help shoring up that code.

Darke Katt
06-05-2005, 01:37 AM
Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun;
Here they come zooming to meet our thunder,
At 'em boys, Give 'er the gun!
Down we dive, spouting our flame from under,
Off with one helluva roar!
We live in fame or go down in flame.
Nothing'll stop the U.S. Air Force!

*stands at attention and salutes*

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:37 AM
yes I have like two-three more weeks to get the two big ones done. And one week to get the short one done. Stupid summer classes... making me write a bunch.

So, shall I give you crap for hanging around in here next weekend, if you don't have that one due that has a week left on it?

crazytalkx
06-05-2005, 01:37 AM
*stands at attention and slutes*

slutes???? WHERE?!

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:37 AM
Well, poop on you then.

*tromps around singing* Off we gooo into the wild blue yonder...

To slow, airman.
Look up :)

(You are an airman, right? Or did you get in at a higher rank?)

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 01:38 AM
:-k Are you going to give me any hints? I really don't read Maxim but you got my attention. :D
If you're not interested in woman, this mag may be for you!

Darke Katt
06-05-2005, 01:38 AM
slutes???? WHERE?!

Typo, fixed. and the plural would be 'sluts', anyway. :p spelled like that it sounds like 'sloots.'

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:38 AM
slutes???? WHERE?!

Glad someone saved that. I tried to quote it, and she fixed it before I could. :cry:

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:39 AM
To slow, airman.
Look up :)

(You are an airman, right? Or did you get in at a higher rank?)

:applause:

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 01:39 AM
So, shall I give you crap for hanging around in here next weekend, if you don't have that one due that has a week left on it?
nope. I'll get it done. I don't stress about things. But if any philosophy people want to help a poor science major out... ;-)

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 01:40 AM
yes I have like two-three more weeks to get the two big ones done. And one week to get the short one done. Stupid summer classes... making me write a bunch.

I have not done shit in my Summer Classes. They have been so slack, aside from a paper due on Friday, the only thing we have done is read Red Badge of Courage and do some questions in my Amer. Lit. II class. My film class has also been fairly easy, though I will have to see how well the test goes on Monday

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 01:41 AM
Give me hell if im on CAG at all tomorrow

karsh
06-05-2005, 01:41 AM
s-CRY-ed has a catchy OP.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:41 AM
Give me hell if im on CAG at all tomorrow

Just remember you asked for it. :twisted:

crazytalkx
06-05-2005, 01:42 AM
:rofl: For some reason AS is showing the japanese SCRYED intro with Japanese lyrics at the bottom of the screen. But goddamn if that song doesn't make me ruin my pants when I listen to it.

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 01:42 AM
If you're not interested in woman, this mag may be for you!

ain't that the truth. Too bad they don't make magazines with dead kids that have tails as their main focus as it would be dc's favorite, though I think this one will tide him over until they make one,.

Darke Katt
06-05-2005, 01:42 AM
Eh, everyone is an airman until they become NCO's. I'm Airman Basic right now, which is only e-1 and has no rank. after that is an E-2 Airman, then an E-3 Airman First Class. I should be an E-3 by the time my Korean learnings are over.

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 01:42 AM
I have not done shit in my Summer Classes. They have been so slack, aside from a paper due on Friday, the only thing we have done is read Red Badge of Courage and do some questions in my Amer. Lit. II class. My film class has also been fairly easy, though I will have to see how well the test goes on Monday
lucky bastard. I had easy ones last year but this summer, the profs decided to turn 6 weeks of class into hell.

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 01:43 AM
Just remember you asked for it. :twisted:
You can rip me a new asshole for all I care, ive got 10 something pages to type, an awning to put up, and a math regents to study for

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 01:44 AM
lucky bastard. I had easy ones last year but this summer, the profs decided to turn 6 weeks of class into hell.

damn, I could not do that. No way in hell I could take them real short summer classes. I took two ten week classes instead of the five week ones (its just too many hours of school)

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:45 AM
nope. I'll get it done. I don't stress about things. But if any philosophy people want to help a poor science major out... ;-)

I'm afraid I'm no help there. CS major was I.

karsh
06-05-2005, 01:45 AM
:rofl: For some reason AS is showing the japanese SCRYED intro with Japanese lyrics at the bottom of the screen. But goddamn if that song doesn't make me ruin my pants when I listen to it.

That's because they're actually a part of the image. I've seen the DVD version and it's there regardless of subtitles. Just like the episode titles, they chose to leave it in. It'd be a bitch to remove it at certain parts.

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 01:45 AM
MAN did the Pistons whup ass tonight.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:45 AM
Eh, everyone is an airman until they become NCO's. I'm Airman Basic right now, which is only e-1 and has no rank. after that is an E-2 Airman, then an E-3 Airman First Class. I should be an E-3 by the time my Korean learnings are over.

That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure exactly how your progression was going to go, and exactly which point you were at.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:46 AM
I'm afraid I'm no help there. CS major was I.

Using what? An Abacus? :lol:

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 01:47 AM
Using what? An Abacus? :lol:
oh that's harsh

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 01:47 AM
For further references, how many people here wish they had tried harder in high school?

Darke Katt
06-05-2005, 01:48 AM
That's what I thought, but I wasn't sure exactly how your progression was going to go, and exactly which point you were at.

20 weeks into my learning I'm going to be E-2, and at the end I'll be E-3, when I go to the technical aspect of my schooling.

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:48 AM
Using what? An Abacus? :lol:

No, cunieform on stone tablets. Get that right. ;)

Which was when I was Jesus' woodshop teacher, as well. Why do you think he looked for a new line of work?

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 01:48 AM
oh that's harsh

Yeah, that's what I get for being Moses' drinking buddy.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:49 AM
For further references, how many people here wish they had tried harder in high school?

In classes?
Not really.

Doing extraciricular BS?
Yeah.

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 01:50 AM
For further references, how many people here wish they had tried harder in high school?

*raises hand*

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 01:52 AM
In classes?
Not really.

Doing extraciricular BS?
Yeah.
That Counts for something?
Oh Shit

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 01:52 AM
In classes?
Not really.

Doing extraciricular BS?
Yeah.

my feelings exactly. I wish I tried a little harder in a class or two, but not all that much (in two classes I was .7ths away from a B at the end of the year)

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 01:54 AM
pssh... I did what I needed to get a freeride at college... good enough for me.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 01:57 AM
College? College starts with a C.
Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with C
Let's think of other things
That starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things?

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C


Hey you know what?
A round cookie with one bite out of it
Looks like a C
A round donut with one bite out of it
Also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can't eat that, so

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, yeah!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, yeah!
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, oh boy!
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!

Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm

dcfox
06-05-2005, 01:58 AM
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_01.gif
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_02.gif
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_03.gif

:rofl: You guys are a bunch of bastards.

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 01:58 AM
College? College starts with a C.
Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with C
Let's think of other things
That starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things?

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C


Hey you know what?
A round cookie with one bite out of it
Looks like a C
A round donut with one bite out of it
Also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can't eat that, so

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, yeah!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, yeah!
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, oh boy!
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!

Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm
Well shit sweeney...post Pink Floyd for christs sake...youd make just as much sense

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 01:59 AM
lock lock lock
lock lock lock lock

I just can't get you out of this thread

Gayest close ever. And I own the album. :lol:

For further references, how many people here wish they had tried harder in high school?

I wish I hadn't tried as hard as I did and maybe skipped class at least once. :lol:

http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_01.gif
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_02.gif
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_03.gif

:rofl: You guys are a bunch of bastards.

What I don't get is why they would offer that after you've signed up for maxim. Shouldn't it be either/or? :lol:

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 02:00 AM
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_01.gif
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_02.gif
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_03.gif

:rofl: You guys are a bunch of bastards.

:hot::drool:

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 02:01 AM
don't be hatin on the way I lock threads. I was checking out all the stepmania songs punq sent me, and that was one I just can't get out of my head

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 02:02 AM
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_01.gif
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_02.gif
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_03.gif

:rofl: You guys are a bunch of bastards.
Was my hint too hard for you to decipher? It perfectly said what he was refering to.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 02:02 AM
Well shit sweeney...post Pink Floyd for christs sake...youd make just as much sense

We don’t need no education.
We don’t need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teacher, leave those kids alone.
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.
All in all you’re just another brick in the wall.

We don’t need no education.
We don’t need no thought control.
No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
Teachers, leave those kids alone.
Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!
All in all you’re just another brick in the wall.
All in all you’re just another brick in the wall.

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 02:03 AM
don't be hatin on the way I lock threads. I was checking out all the stepmania songs punq sent me, and that was one I just can't get out of my head
Yeah thanks, subby-poo I didn't associate the song to it and now that song is in my head.

whoknows
06-05-2005, 02:06 AM
For further references, how many people here wish they had tried harder in high school?

I do...even though I have a year left which I will screw up, then I can wish I did better :lol:

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 02:08 AM
I prefer all parts thank you

Another Brick in the wall(Prts. I-IV)
--------------------------------------------------
Daddy's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory
A snap shot in the family album
Daddy what else did you leave for me
Daddy what d'ya leave behind for me
All in all it was all just a brick in the wall
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall

When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who would
Hurt the children any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
But in the town it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey teacher leave them kids alone
All in all it's just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teachers leave them kids alone
Hey teacher leave them kids alone
All in all you're just another brick in the wall
All in all you're just another brick in the wall

I don't need no arms around me
I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
Don't think I need anything at all
No don't think I'll need anything at all
All in all it was all just bricks in the wall
All in all you were just bricks in the wall

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 02:09 AM
Ryback: I just can't get you out of this thread


La la la
La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la

I just can't get you out of this thread.
Look all this worthless crap you post about
I just can't get you out of this thead.
Got to delete more post than I dare to think about

La la la
La la la la la

I just can't get you out of this thread.
Look all this worthless crap you post about
I just can't get you out of this thead.
Got to delete more post than I dare to think about

Every night
Every day
Just to looking at it cause harm.

Won't read what you say
Won't act gay
But you post forever and ever and ever and ever

La la la
La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la

I just can't get you out of this thread.
Look all this worthless crap you post about
I just can't get you out of this thead.
Got to delete more post than I dare to think about

There's a dark secret in here
Got to lock in before it starts

Can't set free
Keep it far from me
Can't set free
But you post forever and ever and ever and ever

La la la
La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la

I just can't get you out of this thread.
I just can't get you out of this thread.
I just can't get you out of this thread...

(From Kylie Minogue's "Can't get you out of my head", if anyone actually cares.)

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 02:10 AM
Now that is the shit ive been waiting for...Gold Man...Nice

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 02:11 AM
damn you Sweeney

karsh
06-05-2005, 02:14 AM
Damn...The full version of D-TECNOLIFE is really addictive. Not like the song itself as Bleach's OP wasn't catchy, but this is even better.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 02:19 AM
damn you Sweeney

Wow. Lulu looks angry in that picture :)

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 02:20 AM
The only part of Elfen Lied that I found the least bit unsettling was the dog scene. And I could barely watch that. But humans being sliced all to shit didn't bother me at all.

That's not so bad, right? :lol:

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 02:22 AM
Wow. Lulu looks angry in that picture :)
... heh, so I do.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 02:23 AM
Mmm I love 100 KB/S+ on BT. :)

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 02:24 AM
... heh, so I do.

I hate that type of look.
It always makes you wonder "what did I do wrong?" or "What the hell is she mad at me for now"... :)

whoknows
06-05-2005, 02:26 AM
Mmm I love 100 KB/S+ on BT. :)


I hate you....I only get 1/4th of that :sad:

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 02:27 AM
Mmm I love 100 KB/S+ on BT. :)

I love 200 kb/s. I'd say 200+, but that's where I have it capped. (and 35 on ul). :mrgreen:

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 02:28 AM
I hate that type of look.
It always makes you wonder "what did I do wrong?" or "What the hell is she mad at me for now"... :)
it's more of an intense look... like a dominating look.

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 02:29 AM
it's more of an intense look... like a dominating look.

I'd like to think of it as determined.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 02:29 AM
I love 200 kb/s. I'd say 200+, but that's where I have it capped. (and 35 on ul). :mrgreen:

I love my "legendary" 3 MBPS download from Shareaza some months back when dling a Linux OS. :)

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 02:29 AM
I'm thinking of adding some of my sealed PS2 games to my tradelist to see about getting an Xbox version of the game in return. Would it be worth it if they're just games that I got for $5 or less? I'm thinking it's not since the cost of shipping and packaging for what's really an unnecessary exchange would not be for enough of a benefit.

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 02:30 AM
I love my "legendary" 3 MBPS download from Shareaza some months back when dling a Linux OS. :)

:bow: :bow: :bow:

whoknows
06-05-2005, 02:30 AM
Either of you want to give me any suggestions on how to get bittorent to download that fast?

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 02:32 AM
it's more of an intense look... like a dominating look.

That's about as intense as a picture of a little fluffy bunny rabbit in a meadow of flowers under a rainbow. :lol:

Moxio
06-05-2005, 02:32 AM
Either of you want to give me any suggestions on how to get bittorent to download that fast?

I use BitTornado (I think several other cagers do too)...

Hmmm my best suggestion is to open a good enough amount of ports, and there's nothing much else you can do if you don't have a good connection.

OntheDL
06-05-2005, 02:33 AM
Man, pluck those eyebrows, or shape 'em or some shit, I mean, it look like you got a bunch of caterpillars havin' a meeting on your forehead.

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 02:33 AM
That's about as intense as a picture of a little fluffy bunny rabbit in a meadow of flowers under a rainbow. :lol:
I never said I was good at domination.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 02:33 AM
Man, pluck those eyebrows, or shape 'em or some shit, I mean, it look like you got a bunch of caterpillars havin' a meeting on your forehead.

Jimmy: 1. Lulu: 0.

whoknows
06-05-2005, 02:34 AM
Man, pluck those eyebrows, or shape 'em or some shit, I mean, it look like you got a bunch of caterpillars havin' a meeting on your forehead.

I like her eyebrows, they give her a nice look.

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 02:35 AM
I use BitTornado (I think several other cagers do too)...

Hmmm my best suggestion is to open a good enough amount of ports, and there's nothing much else you can do if you don't have a good connection.

I use Azureus, which is a bit of a resource hog as most all java aps are.

What kind of connection do you have? You aren't going to do any better than the advertised top speed and likely not even that.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 02:35 AM
:bow: :bow: :bow:

Heh thanks.

Btw... if you exit out of BT (accidentally I might add <_<, happened to another DL and I got super pissed), is there any way to resume?

whoknows
06-05-2005, 02:35 AM
I use BitTornado (I think several other cagers do too)...

Hmmm my best suggestion is to open a good enough amount of ports, and there's nothing much else you can do if you don't have a good connection.

I usually only have the port it wants open, so I would have no idea what other ports to open or how or anything like that...dont know how to do much with bittorent.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 02:36 AM
I use Azureus, which is a bit of a resource hog as most all java aps are.

What kind of connection do you have? You aren't going to do any better than the advertised top speed and likely not even that.

I've got Comcast's 4 MBPS cable.

The memory resource is the reason I don't use Azureus.... otherwise I'd totally use it (more userfriendly that Tornado)

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 02:36 AM
oh did Jimmie say something? I didn't notice.

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 02:36 AM
Jimmy: 1. Lulu: 0.

Lulu: Cool, Jimmie: Dick.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 02:37 AM
I usually only have the port it wants open, so I would have no idea what other ports to open or how or anything like that...dont know how to do much with bittorent.

You can open ports via...

1) Firewall (external/internal)
2) Router

For a Firewall, you obviously access the program and type in ports (advanced firewalls, at least)

For a router, you enter your router's IP (usually 192.168.XXX.XXX), and apply the port-forwarding.

I'm pretty sure that a computer with no firewall/router has most (if not all) of its ports open.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 02:38 AM
Lulu: Cool, Jimmie: Dick.

Yeah. This will end well.

Jimmie will yell a couple of things he's already said.
Morbid will reply with a bunch of things he's already said.
Nothing new will happen and both of them will still bother each other.

Let's jump to the end of it and save the glut of posts we've already all seen.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 02:39 AM
oh did Jimmie say something? I didn't notice.

He said...


Moxio is no doubt one of the most talented guys I know.

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 02:39 AM
Yeah. This will end well.
Either way its going to be interesting

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 02:39 AM
Heh thanks.

Btw... if you exit out of BT (accidentally I might add <_<, happened to another DL and I got super pissed), is there any way to resume?

I don't know how tornado works, but if you re-dl the .torrent it should resume (provided you select the same location :lol: )

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 02:40 AM
Yeah. This will end well.
Don't worry about sticking up for me. I don't care.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 02:40 AM
I don't know how tornado works, but if you re-dl the .torrent it should resume (provided you select the same location :lol: )

Heh that was before I realized you used Azureus :rofl:

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 02:40 AM
Either way its going to be interesting

Interesting: Informative, or Interesting: Banging a railroad spike into your forhead with a large rock?

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 02:41 AM
I don't know how tornado works, but if you re-dl the .torrent it should resume (provided you select the same location :lol: )
It should, though I just save the torrents since it won't work any other way. I suggest that for future use, it makes it easier if the DL looks to take a while. :D

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 02:42 AM
Heh that was before I realized you used Azureus :rofl:

Yeah, I know. :lol: If you used azureus you wouldn't have a problem at all. :lol:

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 02:42 AM
Interesting: Informative, or Interesting: Banging a railroad spike into your forhead with a large rock?
Hmm...The Plot Thickens

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 02:43 AM
Yeah, I know. :lol: If you used azureus you wouldn't have a problem at all. :lol:
I use Azureus. I love it... it's much better than the others I've used. And it has a little frog logo.

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 02:46 AM
Im gonna split CAGers, and if any of yous sees me tomorrow, on CAG, Rip me a new one...I hope you enjoyed A Very Special OTT by Kevin
See You On The Battlefield :twisted:

Murcielago77
06-05-2005, 02:47 AM
http://azureus.sourceforge.net/

Torrents arent the same without it

OntheDL
06-05-2005, 02:48 AM
Jimmie will yell a couple of things he's already said.

I never say the same thing twice.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 02:51 AM
I never say the same thing twice.

Perhaps not word for word... I don't pay enough attention to know if that's true or not. The gist of the entire thing is the same on both sides.

Usually it all ends with someone being called a self important asshole, another a whiny goth, and throughout Nephets and morbid's real name tends to come up, and then usually a person or two will mention an Ignore being added.

They're actually remarkably consistant if you actually never say the same thing twice.

Ozzkev55
06-05-2005, 02:52 AM
Not word for word. The gist of the entire thing is the same on both sides.

Usually it all ends with someone being called a self important asshole, another a whiny goth, and throughout Nephets and morbid's real name tends to come up, and then usually a person or two will mention an Ignore being added.

They're actually remarkably consistant if you actually never say the same thing twice.
Oh Snap

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 02:52 AM
Yeah. This will end well.

Jimmie will yell a couple of things he's already said.
Morbid will reply with a bunch of things he's already said.
Nothing new will happen and both of them will still bother each other.

Let's jump to the end of it and save the glut of posts we've already all seen.

I can't even see his posts ;)

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 02:56 AM
Perhaps not word for word... I don't pay enough attention to know if that's true or not. The gist of the entire thing is the same on both sides.

Usually it all ends with someone being called a self important asshole, another a whiny goth, and throughout Nephets and morbid's real name tends to come up, and then usually a person or two will mention an Ignore being added.

They're actually remarkably consistant if you actually never say the same thing twice.

Actually, you are pretty much right.

Ugamer_X
06-05-2005, 02:57 AM
Yeah. This will end well.

Jimmie will yell a couple of things he's already said.
Morbid will reply with a bunch of things he's already said.
Nothing new will happen and both of them will still bother each other.

Let's jump to the end of it and save the glut of posts we've already all seen.
Actually, I have a better idea...

Let's have Morbid click on this link: http://www.z-5.net/
And then we can all gather around in a circle and pray that he never finds his way back here.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 02:58 AM
Actually, I have a better idea...

Let's have Morbid click on this link: http://www.z-5.net/
And then we can all gather around in a circle and pray that he never finds his way back here.

:( But Morbid is a cool dude.

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 03:00 AM
Actually, I have a better idea...

Let's have Morbid click on this link: http://www.z-5.net/
And then we can all gather around in a circle and pray that he never finds his way back here.
Or we can keep Morbid who is a nice guy and just ignore Jimmie's rude comments

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 03:07 AM
Can anyone tell me what player plays .ogm files? I've tried real, wmp, quicktime, and divx and none of them work.

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 03:08 AM
Can anyone tell me what player plays .ogm files? I've tried real, wmp, quicktime, and divx and none of them work.
I use Media Player Classic.

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 03:09 AM
I use Media Player Classic.
That plays them? I'll have to DL it and try it out to see if it works.

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 03:10 AM
Can anyone tell me what player plays .ogm files? I've tried real, wmp, quicktime, and divx and none of them work.

Is that the same as .OGG? If so winamp should work, as that's what I use.

AngellicLulu
06-05-2005, 03:11 AM
That plays them? I'll have to DL it and try it out to see if it works.
you might have to get a codec pack... but my Media Player Classic plays it. I can't remember if it needed a codec.

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 03:13 AM
Is that the same as .OGG? If so winamp should work, as that's what I use.
No. From what I've seen, ogg are music while ogm is video, I think. Winamp wouldn't play it either.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 03:13 AM
you might have to get a codec pack... but my Media Player Classic plays it. I can't remember if it needed a codec.

Yes a codec pack would be best. MPC is like an all-in-one if you get the codecs.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 03:15 AM
Crash, try BSPlayer. I prefer it for videos over ANY other video player, not only because it is pre-loaded with codecs, but it allows you to take screenshots easily.

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 03:16 AM
No. From what I've seen, ogg are music while ogm is video, I think. Winamp wouldn't play it either.

Oh, ok. The MPC is the way to go, I use it for all of my alternative video needs.

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 03:29 AM
Wish me luck guys! Stephen, Cody, and I are going to tape a discussion for Z-5.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 03:30 AM
Wish me luck guys! Stephen, Cody, and I are going to tape a discussion for Z-5.

Tape a discussion?
For what, a podcast or something?

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 03:38 AM
I killed it!
I killed it!

:)

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 03:42 AM
Tape a discussion?
For what, a podcast or something?

Yep.

6669
06-05-2005, 03:45 AM
One of my favorite movies (May) is on right now on one of the Cinemax channels. I totally recommend it to anyone thats bored and has that channel.

Moxio
06-05-2005, 03:46 AM
One of my favorite movies (May) is on right now on one of the Cinemax channels. I totally recommend it to anyone thats bored and has that channel.

Too poor. :cry:

6669
06-05-2005, 03:47 AM
Too poor. :cry:

Sorry. :cry:
I am too so I'm watching it at a friend's ;).

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 03:49 AM
Good, mpc has an "on top while playing" option, a very important option to a multi-tasker like me. :D Now if only it had a burner program with it, otherwise I'd have to go back to realplayer for that. :|

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 03:56 AM
One of my favorite movies (May) is on right now on one of the Cinemax channels. I totally recommend it to anyone thats bored and has that channel.

Speaking of trouble.....

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 03:59 AM
Wish me luck guys! Stephen, Cody, and I are going to tape a discussion for Z-5.

About fuckin' time. ;)

One of my favorite movies (May) is on right now on one of the Cinemax channels. I totally recommend it to anyone thats bored and has that channel.

I've seen it. Pretty entertaining in a fucked up sort of way. :lol:

Well I'm off to watch RotJ or something.

zionoverfire
06-05-2005, 04:04 AM
One of my favorite movies (May) is on right now on one of the Cinemax channels. I totally recommend it to anyone thats bored and has that channel.

You mean skinemax right?;)

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 04:21 AM
[QUOTE=sblymnlcrymnl]About fuckin' time. ;)
It's an audio show on Skype. Which isn't going well, cause we keep getting dced.

6669
06-05-2005, 04:25 AM
Its not that kind of movie. I'm sure one of the other Cinemax's has some softcore porn on though.

And why do I always end up (inadvertently) talking about porn? Crymnl and zion are gonna have a field day now. I think I've done enough damage here for now. Good night :)

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 04:32 AM
Its not that kind of movie. I'm sure one of the other Cinemax's has some softcore porn on though.

And why do I always end up (inadvertently) talking about porn? Crymnl and zion are gonna have a field day now. I think I've done enough damage here for now. Good night :)

Old habits.

zionoverfire
06-05-2005, 04:37 AM
Old habits.

Is it my fault she decided to mention a late night movie on cinemax?;)

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 04:41 AM
WOW that was insane :lol:

KrazyKefka
06-05-2005, 04:52 AM
Just passing through.

Night all.

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 04:57 AM
I will post the link to dl the show once its edited and uploaded.

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 05:08 AM
Is it my fault she decided to mention a late night movie on cinemax?;)

No more than anything else that happens in here.

whoknows
06-05-2005, 05:46 AM
Is it my fault she decided to mention a late night movie on cinemax?;)


I think it is...deny it if you must but it is the truth.

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 05:52 AM
Its not that kind of movie. I'm sure one of the other Cinemax's has some softcore porn on though.

And why do I always end up (inadvertently) talking about porn? Crymnl and zion are gonna have a field day now. I think I've done enough damage here for now. Good night :)

If it were inadvertent it wouldn't happen so often. :twisted: :lol:

zewone
06-05-2005, 06:01 AM
Lulu: Cool, Jimmie: Dick.
What a douchebag!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

jaykrue
06-05-2005, 06:02 AM
Well, I'm back from a night of debauchery (yes there was sex and yes there was alcohol but tonight, it didn't involve me). After being prematurely stopped due to my wingwoman wussing out, I found a substitute - her sister Tracy. So we go out to a nightclub called Bourbon St. where it's fairly crowded and we're scanning for our prey for the night. I sight in on this hot brunette who looks like Jessica Alba's slightly more mature and sophisticated older sister. I tell my wingwoman to go do her job - worm her way into hot brunette's confidence and bring me in. So I wait for a bit chatting up some other girls until I get the signal from Tracy. Unfortunately it never came because wingwoman was nowhere to be seen... neither was hot brunette. So I figured they were talking somewhere else. Boy was I wrong! A bouncer comes up to me and tells me that me and my 'friends' will have to leave. I ask him why and he tells me Tracy and hot brunette were caught making out in the bathroom and it almost looked like they were gonna go at like 2 dogs in heat. He said that they'd let us go and not call the cops but we weren't allowed back in. I bitch out my wingwoman for a) cockblocking my target (something a wingperson's not supposed to do) and b) getting us kicked out. She says 'whatever' and hails a cab. Tracy and hot brunette take the cab and run off.:bomb: I then took my car and went to my old wingwoman's place to tell her about her backstabbing sibling. She laughs and tells me that 'well, my sis is a horny lez!' Well, I wish she'd told ME that before asking her to go clubbing with me. Lesson learned? Only have a wingperson you can trust.

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 06:04 AM
Well, I'm back from a night of debauchery (yes there was sex and yes there was alcohol but tonight, it didn't involve me). After being prematurely stopped due to my wingwoman wussing out, I found a substitute - her sister Tracy. So we go out to a nightclub called Bourbon St. where it's fairly crowded and we're scanning for our prey for the night. I sight in on this hot brunette who looks like Jessica Alba's slightly more mature and sophisticated older sister. I tell my wingwoman to go do her job - worm her way into hot brunette's confidence and bring me in. So I wait for a bit chatting up some other girls until I get the signal from Tracy. Unfortunately it never came because wingwoman was nowhere to be seen... neither was hot brunette. So I figured they were talking somewhere else. Boy was I wrong! A bouncer comes up to me and tells me that me and my 'friends' will have to leave. I ask him why and he tells me Tracy and hot brunette were caught making out in the bathroom and it almost looked like they were gonna go at like 2 dogs in heat. He said that they'd let us go and not call the cops but we weren't allowed back in. I bitch out my wingwoman for a) cockblocking my target (something a wingperson's not supposed to do) and b) getting us kicked out. She says 'whatever' and hails a cab. Tracy and hot brunette take the cab and run off.:bomb: I then took my car and went to my old wingwoman's place to tell her about her backstabbing sibling. She laughs and tells me that 'well, my sis is a horny lez!' Well, I wish she'd told ME that before asking her to go clubbing with me. Lesson learned? Only have a wingperson you can trust.

Lesbian sisters, huh? It makes you wonder ... :twisted: :lol:

zewone
06-05-2005, 06:04 AM
I will post the link to dl the show once its edited and uploaded.
Please. I haven't laughed for an hour and this will be good for my heart.

jaykrue
06-05-2005, 06:11 AM
Lesbian sisters, huh? It makes you wonder ... :twisted: :lol:

Haha, I wish. But that'll stay in the realm of fantasy I fear. They come from a big family 2 boys 6 girls so there was a pretty good chance that at least one of them would be playing for the other team. Out of the girls, Tracy is the youngest at 20 while my normal wingwoman, Mars (short for Marcy) is the 2nd oldest at 27. I met Mars while trying to hit on her at a party in college. Too bad she turned out to be a lesbian. But we've become good friends and she's usually the best at picking out a good girl for me. Sometimes we compete for the same girl but, at least with Mars, it was out in the open. No backstabbing shit like what Tracy did.

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 06:15 AM
Please. I haven't laughed for an hour and this will be good for my heart.

Man, its FUCKING TERRIBLE! Seriously, I'm almost crying from laughing so hard. These outtakes are awesome.

zionoverfire
06-05-2005, 06:21 AM
Haha, I wish. But that'll stay in the realm of fantasy I fear. They come from a big family 2 boys 6 girls so there was a pretty good chance that at least one of them would be playing for the other team. Out of the girls, Tracy is the youngest at 20 while my normal wingwoman, Mars (short for Marcy) is the 2nd oldest at 27. I met Mars while trying to hit on her at a party in college. Too bad she turned out to be a lesbian. But we've become good friends and she's usually the best at picking out a good girl for me. Sometimes we compete for the same girl but, at least with Mars, it was out in the open. No backstabbing shit like what Tracy did.

Well I hoped you learned you lesson on trusting women, perhaps next time you'll at least get invited to watch the party.:lol:

jaykrue
06-05-2005, 06:37 AM
Well I hoped you learned you lesson on trusting women, perhaps next time you'll at least get invited to watch the party.:lol:

I don't trust women as a collective gender but there are some, like my wingwoman Mars, who I know definitively got my back when shit goes down. :lol:

zewone
06-05-2005, 06:45 AM
I'm so fuckng drunk, I can't wait wait until I go bakc home. I'm looking foward to it. Um......Curb your enthusiasm (sp) kicks ass. I just started watching it this weekend and watched the first 3 seasons on DVD. Hiliarious.

zionoverfire
06-05-2005, 06:48 AM
I don't trust women as a collective gender but there are some, like my wingwoman Mars, who I know definitively got my back when shit goes down. :lol:

Yes, had your back enough to partner you up with a backstabber.;)


Unless perhaps that was a reminder for the future to not take her for granted.

beerguy961
06-05-2005, 07:07 AM
Girl asks me if I'd fight for her, I just say, "Honey, I don't fight for myself. You can run with me... hold my hand while we do it and be romantic. You better keep up, cause I book. I'm not getting my ass beat cause you broke a heel"

jaykrue
06-05-2005, 07:53 AM
Yes, had your back enough to partner you up with a backstabber.;)


Unless perhaps that was a reminder for the future to not take her for granted.

Tracy's a bitch through and through. There's no doubt of that. Mars did warn me that trouble follows her around. I figured it would be guys hitting on her not her cockblocking me. At any rate, I'll let Tracy have her. Now I know how she works, it's my turn. If they become girlfriends, I'll make it my mission to steal hot brunette away. She's thrown down the gauntlet and I don't back down from a challenge.

MorbidAngel4Life
06-05-2005, 08:16 AM
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1032473#post1032473

Dr Mario Kart
06-05-2005, 08:37 AM
http://home.alltel.net/scottasche/haha.jpeg
sleep is for hookers and fat people

DT778
06-05-2005, 08:40 AM
http://home.alltel.net/scottasche/haha.jpeg
sleep is for hookers and fat people
LOL, bitchmove, I was about to go to sleep.

DT778
06-05-2005, 08:42 AM
http://eatliver.com/img/2005-sw/426.jpg

DT778
06-05-2005, 08:43 AM
http://eatliver.com/img/2005-sw/430.jpg

:imwithst:

Dr Mario Kart
06-05-2005, 08:45 AM
http://img281.echo.cx/img281/7311/heartheartlol7uk3ml.jpg

DT778
06-05-2005, 08:49 AM
http://img281.echo.cx/img281/7311/heartheartlol7uk3ml.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

DT778
06-05-2005, 08:51 AM
I googled image searched "stupid bitch" and found this

http://img236.echo.cx/img236/8070/stupidbitch3ir.jpg

Dr Mario Kart
06-05-2005, 08:56 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/Dciple/omg.jpg

DT778
06-05-2005, 08:59 AM
http://img143.echo.cx/img143/2917/cat7lc.th.jpg (http://img143.echo.cx/my.php?image=cat7lc.jpg)

0

DT778
06-05-2005, 09:01 AM
http://eatliver.com/img/2005-sw/352.jpg
:shame:

Dr Mario Kart
06-05-2005, 09:02 AM
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/6668/ohmygod5kj3ng.jpg

DT778
06-05-2005, 09:05 AM
http://eatliver.com/img/2005-sw/396.jpg

Dr Mario Kart
06-05-2005, 09:06 AM
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/3235/bmindabutt1do.png

evilmregg
06-05-2005, 09:08 AM
This thread is going to need a 56K warning on it soon. :roll:

DT778
06-05-2005, 09:08 AM
http://www.uspirados.com.br/blog/images/eu_sou_o_cu.jpg

DT778
06-05-2005, 09:10 AM
This thread is going to need a 56K warning on it soon. :roll:
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/455496/2/EVIL_EGG___veggtor_.jpg

Dr Mario Kart
06-05-2005, 09:10 AM
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/1483/remind50zx.jpg
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/1176/remind67jx.jpg
http://img55.echo.cx/img55/7639/remind72oa.jpg

DT778
06-05-2005, 09:16 AM
http://www.stunicholls.myby.co.uk/menu/win.gif

I'm going to sleep.

evilmregg
06-05-2005, 12:03 PM
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/455496/2/EVIL_EGG___veggtor_.jpg

The funny thing is, my head is actually that big in proportion to my body. No lie!

karsh
06-05-2005, 12:05 PM
For anyone who watches Lost, there's a cool website set up that can give a preview of Season Two of the show on it. It's a very ambiguous preview, but a preview nonetheless. The site is:

www.oceanic-air.com

There's a lot of interesting information, but I'm not gonna give away the secret right away for how to find the preview. It's interesting though...

Kain Vincent
06-05-2005, 12:24 PM
Watched the Naruto movie last movie, good stuff. :D

dcfox
06-05-2005, 12:29 PM
Watched the Naruto movie last movie, good stuff. :D
Speaking of Naruto, I finally watched 137 yesterday. It was much better than last week's. I also started watching some FLCL. Very, very strange show. Can't say I understand it, though.

WhipSmartBanky
06-05-2005, 12:46 PM
You guys are nuts. Fuck that. I ain't reading it.

---

In other thoughts, why the hell are computer guts made of razorblades? Stealthy little fuckers too. I look down and see a smear of little red dots and wonder where they hell they came from, then look at my thumb. Didn't hurt...until then. Thing is, they don't get you deep...they get you sharp and shallow, like getting in a papercut fight with a paper ninja.

CaseyRyback
06-05-2005, 12:49 PM
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_01.gif
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_02.gif
http://www.magscentral.com/gnre/images/genre_mag_03.gif

:rofl: You guys are a bunch of bastards.

This was quoted for Banky.

I tried to get dc to order a magazine that went unnamed after he filled out a subscription to Maxim, it came up as another offer. Hilarity ensued

also Katt flew by really really fast

WhipSmartBanky
06-05-2005, 01:04 PM
:shock: :rofl:

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 02:12 PM
Girl asks me if I'd fight for her, I just say, "Honey, I don't fight for myself. You can run with me... hold my hand while we do it and be romantic. You better keep up, cause I book. I'm not getting my ass beat cause you broke a heel"

:rofl:

http://www.uspirados.com.br/blog/images/eu_sou_o_cu.jpg

Is that portuguese? 'Cause I don't speak portuguese. :lol:

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 03:20 PM
http://img292.echo.cx/img292/7826/kellyclarksongotmilkad1cw.th.jpg (http://img292.echo.cx/my.php?image=kellyclarksongotmilkad1cw.jpg)

I'm not sure you want to call someone a "Crowd-pleaser" when they have a mysterious white substance on their face. :lol:

zewone
06-05-2005, 03:24 PM
Thats dirty in a good way.

Admiral Ackbar
06-05-2005, 03:44 PM
http://img292.echo.cx/img292/7826/kellyclarksongotmilkad1cw.th.jpg (http://img292.echo.cx/my.php?image=kellyclarksongotmilkad1cw.jpg)

I'm not sure you want to call someone a "Crowd-pleaser" when they have a mysterious white substance on their face. :lol:


That has soooo gotta be a photoshopped joke. There's no way they're putting that on a bilboard.

JSweeney
06-05-2005, 04:04 PM
I don't know... it wouldn't be the first time that an ill-advised ad made it's way into public.

SneakyPenguin
06-05-2005, 04:16 PM
Well then.

BigSpoonyBard
06-05-2005, 04:27 PM
http://img292.echo.cx/img292/7826/kellyclarksongotmilkad1cw.th.jpg (http://img292.echo.cx/my.php?image=kellyclarksongotmilkad1cw.jpg)

I'm not sure you want to call someone a "Crowd-pleaser" when they have a mysterious white substance on their face. :lol:

Brilliant!

sblymnlcrymnl
06-05-2005, 04:53 PM
That has soooo gotta be a photoshopped joke. There's no way they're putting that on a bilboard.

It's not. I'm looking at the ad in Rolling Stone right now. :lol:

EDIT: New one with DMB on cover, page 40.

FriskyTanuki
06-05-2005, 05:17 PM
Speaking of Naruto, I finally watched 137 yesterday. It was much better than last week's. I also started watching some FLCL. Very, very strange show. Can't say I understand it, though.
The good thing about FLCL is that it's short enough to re-watch to figure stuff out. :D

We had two fucking power failures last night as I was about to go to sleep, and I can't really sleep if I see the power go out. It happened the first time at about 2:45 and didn't come back on until 3:30, then it went back out a few minutes later then came back on at 3:40. Pissed me off when it went off the second time because I had just gotten my clock, cable box, and vcr up and running after the pf. I just watched some of my DL'd Dragon Ball episodes of Goku in Muscle Tower fighting Ninja Murasaki (one of my favorite fights ever)

Dr Mario Kart
06-05-2005, 05:22 PM
http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/pope_ready_to_rock.jpeg

I'm taking a break from gaming. Can anyone tell?

shrike4242
06-05-2005, 06:52 PM
http://www.johnberman.com/pics/funny/pope_ready_to_rock.jpeg

I'm taking a break from gaming. Can anyone tell?

It's Popestock 2005?

DT778
06-05-2005, 06:56 PM
http://img292.echo.cx/img292/7826/kellyclarksongotmilkad1cw.th.jpg (http://img292.echo.cx/my.php?image=kellyclarksongotmilkad1cw.jpg)

I'm not sure you want to call someone a "Crowd-pleaser" when they have a mysterious white substance on their face. :lol:
Right click and save

beerguy961
06-05-2005, 07:07 PM
It's Popestock 2005?
You think the Pope pretended to be the Pope when he was a kid? The same way that normal kids pretend they're athletes?