View Full Version : Russell Crowe, Fightin' 'round the World...NYC Edition
CheapyD
06-06-2005, 02:55 PM
saw this on the local news this morning..Can someone PLEASE kick his ass already?
Russell Crowe Accused Of Hitting SoHo Hotel Worker With A Phone
With his latest film just hitting the theatres, actor Russell Crowe was arrested here in the city late Sunday night for allegedly assaulting a hotel employee.
http://www.ny1.com/ny1/content/index.jsp?stid=1&aid=51331
http://www.maximumcrowe.net/maximumcrowe/caps/snapshot5.jpeg
Makin' mewvees, makin' songs, an' FOITIN' ROUND TH' WOORLD.
pdat2003
06-06-2005, 03:01 PM
He's just researching his next movie role in..... The Russell Crowe Story: Don't Fuck With Me I'm Australian!!!
8ballGuy
06-06-2005, 03:05 PM
and this is why Crowe is my Fav actor
Duo_Maxwell
06-06-2005, 03:08 PM
and this is why Crowe is my Fav actor
Because he beats people with telephones?
8ballGuy
06-06-2005, 03:21 PM
Because he beats people with telephones?
Yes, Twisted I know
Greetard
06-06-2005, 03:23 PM
Link 1 (http://www.southparkstudios.com/downloads/display_sound.php?snd=http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/sounds/604/604_WHODOYOU.wav&snd_name=My%20fighting%20is%20poetry!%20You%20can' t%20edit%20Russell%20Crowe's%20poetry!&tab=30)
Link 2 (http://www.southparkstudios.com/downloads/display_sound.php?snd=http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/sounds/604/604_OHMYGODITSRUSSELLCROWE.wav&snd_name=Oh%20my%20god%20it's%20Russell%20Crowe!!% 20Bla%20bla%20bla%20mee%20mee%20naa%20naa!!&tab=30)
:rofl:
Because he beats people with telephones?
Yes.
ryanbph
06-06-2005, 03:28 PM
it is to bad he is always having problems in life...
maxflight
06-06-2005, 03:32 PM
what a bastard.
paean
06-06-2005, 03:36 PM
Incredible actor, shitty person.
BLarR
06-06-2005, 03:49 PM
Hes gotta do something to remove the image Beautiful Mind gave him.
Doylerulez
06-06-2005, 04:18 PM
The story is funny as is, but the South Park episode makes it that much better.
CTLesq
06-06-2005, 04:19 PM
Priceless headline.
supermariomelee
06-06-2005, 04:33 PM
The story is funny as is, but the South Park episode makes it that much better.
Yeah, as soon as I read the story, I thought of that South Park episode. He must've thrown the phone with a pretty good amount of strength considering the guy required stitches.
overrated actor, terrible attitude and a terrible person overall
RedvsBlue
06-06-2005, 07:28 PM
That's alright, we can all take comfort in the fact that the moviegoers of america ALL kicked him in the sack this weekend. http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=48915
His new movie, Cinderella Man got beat by three other movies this weekend, all of which have already been out for a week or more, whereas this was the premiere weekend for Cinderella Man.
I know I can personally say that Russell Crowe was one of the main reasons I had no interest in seeing this movie.
That's alright, we can all take comfort in the fact that the moviegoers of america ALL kicked him in the sack this weekend. http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=48915
His new movie, Cinderella Man got beat by three other movies this weekend, all of which have already been out for a week or more, whereas this was the premiere weekend for Cinderella Man.
I know I can personally say that Russell Crowe was one of the main reasons I had no interest in seeing this movie.
I had three reasons, all dealing with the title:
1. Cinderella Man- It sounds like a homosexual fetish porno,
2. It shares a similar title with the bane of existance, Cinderella Story,
3. No man should ever be associated with Cinderella, even Crowe.
"Tawgger's 'orn's a blaw'n', it's toym t' be a gaw'n', no mo' Russel Crowe'n'.. Faw yeeeeeeeew" Ah, the best episode of South Park, ever.
Graystone
06-06-2005, 07:45 PM
At least he is not like other actors. getting there name in the news by way of death, drugs, and sex
RedvsBlue
06-06-2005, 07:51 PM
At least he is not like other actors. getting there name in the news by way of death, drugs, and sex
We can only hope...
cheapass Gundam
06-06-2005, 09:19 PM
That's alright, we can all take comfort in the fact that the moviegoers of america ALL kicked him in the sack this weekend. http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=48915
His new movie, Cinderella Man got beat by three other movies this weekend, all of which have already been out for a week or more, whereas this was the premiere weekend for Cinderella Man.
Wow, beaten by a remake starring Adam Sandler. That's gotta hurt.
"You can do it!"
snotknocker
06-06-2005, 10:16 PM
He was pissed cause he probably lost a ton of cash on the Tszu/Hatton fight.
Greetard
06-06-2005, 10:54 PM
I had three reasons, all dealing with the title:
1. Cinderella Man- It sounds like a homosexual fetish porno,
2. It shares a similar title with the bane of existance, Cinderella Story,
3. No man should ever be associated with Cinderella, even Crowe.
"Tawgger's 'orn's a blaw'n', it's toym t' be a gaw'n', no mo' Russel Crowe'n'.. Faw yeeeeeeeew" Ah, the best episode of South Park, ever.
Definitley not, the best episode is the one where they do The Wizard of Oz in Canada.
Ledhed
06-06-2005, 10:57 PM
Look, we all know that the Jennifer Lopez episode is their greatest achievement, the one that they will be remembered for, the one that puts their names in the history books.
But this discussion is for another day, and another thread. Back to how much of an ass Crowe is.
ZeroSupporT
06-07-2005, 10:09 AM
The best part was that I had just read a article a couple of days ago where he talks about fighting and how after playing this role he had realized that it was such a horrible waste of time and that he was letting go of that part of his life. And then some damn consieur had to go and piss him off again and bring out the "Crowe Hammer". I enjoy a celebrity that goes around beating random people's asses. But then what do I know, I am from Indianapolis..... (Go Pacers/Artest)
The best part was that I had just read a article a couple of days ago where he talks about fighting and how after playing this role he had realized that it was such a horrible waste of time and that he was letting go of that part of his life. And then some damn consieur had to go and piss him off again and bring out the "Crowe Hammer". I enjoy a celebrity that goes around beating random people's asses. But then what do I know, I am from Indianapolis..... (Go Pacers/Artest)
Hey, now Crowe and Sean Penn another thing in common! They're both shitty actors, with shitty personalities overall.
Don't get me wrong, I love random beatings, but God, I hate Sean Penn. I hope one of the reporters he beat up comes back and punches 'im in the vagoinah.
GuilewasNK
06-07-2005, 01:13 PM
saw this on the local news this morning..Can someone PLEASE kick his ass already?
I assure you he is on my list. If I see him there will be more ass beat than Mike Tyson at a Donkey Farm...
supermariomelee
06-07-2005, 02:16 PM
I assure you he is on my list. If I see him there will be more ass beat than Mike Tyson at a Donkey Farm...
:rofl:
evilmregg
06-07-2005, 04:34 PM
Look, we all know that the Jennifer Lopez episode is their greatest achievement, the one that they will be remembered for, the one that puts their names in the history books.
But this discussion is for another day, and another thread. Back to how much of an ass Crowe is.
My name is Jennifer Lopez. I like tacos and burritos.
My name is Jennifer Lopez. I like tacos and burritos.
My keeses taste like tacos. Taco-flavored keeses.
cleaver
06-07-2005, 04:47 PM
Definitley not, the best episode is the one where they do The Wizard of Oz in Canada.
Red Sleigh Down!