My friend is turning into a bitch

[bruce_pwns_j00]

My friend is turning into more of a bitch as the days go by. He used to play RE with me all the time and had a blast. Now everytime he comes over he is scared to play it. As you get older arent you supposed to become LESS of a pussy? :roll:

[Steggy]

umm.... how does this clasify him as a bitch? Maybe he just hates the game now, peoples likes and dislikes change. Why dont you two find a new game to play...

[bruce_pwns_j00]

LOL he tells me he doesnt want to play it because it scares him. A bitch can be used to classify someone who is scared. LOL sorry if im sounding a little harsh.

[scsg75]

scared to play it? Is he 10 or something. It's just polygons, nothing to be scared of. Plus it's Resident Evil, not really that scary anymore.

[bruce_pwns_j00]

Lol hes 14 like me. Thats my point. He acts like a 10 year old..actually when he was 10 he was playing RE all the time lol

[Rich]

Beat the hell out of him and make him eat your dirty toejam. That'll teach him.

[Gothic Walrus]

If he doesn't want to play, don't make him. Find someone else to play with. It's as simple as that.

[bruce_pwns_j00]

HAHA nice one rich.

[Scrubking]

My friend is turning into more of a bitch as the days go by. He used to play RE with me all the time and had a blast. Now everytime he comes over he is scared to play it. As you get older arent you supposed to become LESS of a pussy? :roll:

:baby: :baby: :baby:

[THPS]

Well, it could just be one part of the game that is scaring him. Other than that I have no idea.

[MorganWebbLover]

Maybe you should punch yourself in the nuts for calling your friend a bitch and creating this stupid thread .

[ex0]

Maybe you should punch yourself in the nuts for calling your friend a bitch and creating this stupid thread .

[jeffreyjrose]

If I were you, I would play Halo.

[MisterRaven]

Maybe you should punch yourself in the nuts for calling your friend a bitch and creating this stupid thread .

Seconded.

[red flare graf]

Choke him.

[FaintDeftone]

Maybe you should punch yourself in the nuts for calling your friend a bitch and creating this stupid thread .

[Stoneage]

Maybe he's having nightmares about bio-terror or something.
My suggestion....find some petri dishes and start growing cultures and leaving them around your house. And start making the doors in your house really squeaky. For bonus points, find some big moths and the like and let them fly freely while you two play.

And if that fails to have some effect.....punch the kid in the balls.

[JSweeney]

That's it.
Defender, do Cheapy D a great favor and program Cagbot's long lost cousin, the crotch punching robot (as seen on the rough cut of Space Ghost:Coast to Coast).

That would deal with just about all of the above posters.

[alongx]

Maybe you should punch yourself in the nuts for calling your friend a bitch and creating this stupid thread .

Seconded.

I'll third that.

[eldad9]

scared to play it? Is he 10 or something. It's just polygons, nothing to be scared of. Plus it's Resident Evil, not really that scary anymore.

TV is just phosphors anyway. Nothing to ever be scared of.

Books are just ink blots. Nothing to ever be scared of.

[PsyClerk]

The ink blots! THE DAMN INK BLOTS!

[Quackzilla]

Maybe you should punch yourself in the nuts for calling your friend a bitch and creating this stupid thread .

Seconded.

I'll third that.

Fourthed.



Add also, do you think it might be a way to get out of playing a very boring game without insulting you?

[magilacudy]

Add also, do you think it might be a way to get out of playing a very boring game without insulting you?

Yeah I was thinking that too.

[JimmieMac]

Dude, this is nothing. One of my friends, in his late 20's doesn't hang out with the fellas on Wednesday and play poker because The OC is on. That's right, the TV show for 18 year old girls. I can't fault him, I think he has a chick come over and watch it with him and then he bangs her but he's saying how he's really hooked on it and the more he talks about it the more I'm like "Dude, don't I make fun of you enough?" I guess I failed.

Oh, and don't get me wrong. He wants to be there. He's a gambling fool. He's as bad as me, we'll leave the clubs or restaurants at 2am and he'll want to head down to Foxwoods Casino.

If it was any other night he would be the first one there and the last one to leave. He's the biggest $$$ to ever $$$ a $$$.

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[Snake2715]

Dude, this is nothing. One of my friends, in his late 20's doesn't hang out with the fellas on Wednesday and play poker because The OC is on. That's right, the TV show for 18 year old girls. I can't fault him, I think he has a chick come over and watch it with him and then he bangs her but he's saying how he's really hooked on it and the more he talks about it the more I'm like "Dude, don't I make fun of you enough?" I guess I failed.

Oh, and don't get me wrong. He wants to be there. He's a gambling fool. He's as bad as me, we'll leave the clubs or restaurants at 2am and he'll want to head down to Foxwoods Casino.

If it was any other night he would be the first one there and the last one to leave. He's the biggest $$$ to ever $$$ a $$$.

[/rant]

You never cease to surprise me. I am suprised someone hasnt requested to acquire the rights to the JimmieMac reality show or at least a book .......well maybe a series of books.

[JimmieMac]

Dude, this is nothing. One of my friends, in his late 20's doesn't hang out with the fellas on Wednesday and play poker because The OC is on. That's right, the TV show for 18 year old girls. I can't fault him, I think he has a chick come over and watch it with him and then he bangs her but he's saying how he's really hooked on it and the more he talks about it the more I'm like "Dude, don't I make fun of you enough?" I guess I failed.

Oh, and don't get me wrong. He wants to be there. He's a gambling fool. He's as bad as me, we'll leave the clubs or restaurants at 2am and he'll want to head down to Foxwoods Casino.

If it was any other night he would be the first one there and the last one to leave. He's the biggest $$$ to ever $$$ a $$$.

[/rant]

You never cease to surprise me. I am suprised someone hasnt requested to acquire the rights to the JimmieMac reality show or at least a book .......well maybe a series of books.

Maybe someone could step up to the plate and start one of those online petitions.

[doraemonkerpal]

Maybe you should punch yourself in the nuts for calling your friend a bitch and creating this stupid thread .

[JimmieMac]

And this don't look like a "General Gaming & Industry News " type topic unless you friend is one of those Asian dudes that makes the Mario/Metal Gear games.



bitch.

[roland13x]

Hey JimmieMac....

Ever think maybe your "friend" doesn't hang with you anymore because you are clearly homophobic? Man, I swear your posts have become top-10 most obnoxious and obvious at the same time.

[JimmieMac]

Hey JimmieMac....

Ever think maybe your "friend" doesn't hang with you anymore because you are clearly homophobic? Man, I swear your posts have become top-10 most obnoxious and obvious at the same time.

No. Trust me. He's watching some chick show. Possibly with a lady friend.

Me and this cat go back like jammies with the feet in 'em and School House Rock.

And what's with the "homophobic"? Because speak words? What about my actions? Don't those count? We have to be able to laugh at ourselves or else the world gets too uuptight.

Why don't you shell out a few pesos to The Man and maybe he can add an "ignore this user" button and that'll solve all the problems.

[paz9x]

Dude, this is nothing. One of my friends, in his late 20's doesn't hang out with the fellas on Wednesday and play poker because The OC is on. That's right, the TV show for 18 year old girls. I can't fault him, I think he has a chick come over and watch it with him and then he bangs her but he's saying how he's really hooked on it and the more he talks about it the more I'm like "Dude, don't I make fun of you enough?" I guess I failed.

Oh, and don't get me wrong. He wants to be there. He's a gambling fool. He's as bad as me, we'll leave the clubs or restaurants at 2am and he'll want to head down to Foxwoods Casino.

If it was any other night he would be the first one there and the last one to leave. He's the biggest $$$ to ever $$$ a $$$.

[/rant]

You never cease to surprise me. I am suprised someone hasnt requested to acquire the rights to the JimmieMac reality show or at least a book .......well maybe a series of books.

Maybe someone could step up to the plate and start one of those online petitions.


that was amazing especially the, "I think he has a chick come over and he bangs her part" I wanna sig that. too good

[MauMauProductions]

Maybe you should all shut the fuck up for being lame and continuing to read this stupid post.

[JimmieMac]

Maybe you should all shut the shaq-fu up for being lame and continuing to read this stupid post.

You bumped this for that?

[jdpimp]

The issue: Friends who are cool and play games and then all of a sudden they suck.

Resolutions provided to date:
1) Get punched in the nuts
2) Choke him
3) Grow Bioweapons
4) Biggest $$$ to ever $$$ a $$$.

This is why CAG is a great community.

[MorganWebbLover]

Maybe you should all shut the shaq-fu up for being lame and continuing to read this stupid post.


I second that LOL .

[XboxMaster]

Maybe you should all shut the shaq-fu up for being lame and continuing to read this stupid post.


I second that LOL .

I hope you're kidding, 'cause then you'd be one of the ppl he's talking about. And to think I was about to quote your post and said, "fifthly".

[MorganWebbLover]

Maybe you should all shut the shaq-fu up for being lame and continuing to read this stupid post.


I second that LOL .

I hope you're kidding, 'cause then you'd be one of the ppl he's talking about. And to think I was about to quote your post and said, "fifthly".


I was being sarcastic DNA swallower .

[XboxMaster]

Maybe you should all shut the shaq-fu up for being lame and continuing to read this stupid post.


I second that LOL .

I hope you're kidding, 'cause then you'd be one of the ppl he's talking about. And to think I was about to quote your post and said, "fifthly".


I was being sarcastic DNA swallower .


Notice I said, "I hope you're kidding". Did I directly say, "Then you'd be one of the ppl lengthening this thread"? No, I didn't.

[MorganWebbLover]

I'm just messing with you man your cool .

[Mr. Anderson]

In the immortal words of Samuel L. Jackson:

"YA'LL TAKE A CHILL!!!"