Darke Katt's strange news of the day!

[Darke Katt]

Heh, since I seem to make alot of posts about the weird news I find, I decided to make a thread about it. Hooray!

Here's what we have for today, April 25th:

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040423%2F0737231132.htm&sc=1120

Live in L.A.? Keep those pants up!

[SneakyPenguin]

sometimes i really hate this country. any place where a law like that is even considered, has to suck on some level.

[Gothic Walrus]

sometimes i really hate this country. any place where a law like that is even considered, has to suck on some level.

Agreed...but we've got to remember that every state has had its stupid laws.

Here's a list of stupid laws from around the U.S. (http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~jimella/laws01.htm)

Fortunately for me, Michigan isn't on that list...

[LV-426RS]

I hate the fad too but because some goverment official hates it they shouldn't make a law out of that. There's people dressed much worse and more explicit than saggy pants.

[b3b0p]

http://www.dumblaws.com/

[Dead of Knight]

LOL, I think that we should outlaw people from showing their g-strings or thongs at least, it's gross. There's this girl who's been in my classes for the past two years whose thong used to show all the time.... She earned the nickname "Thong Girl" by my friends, and even though she doesn't do that anymore, we still call her Thong Girl. Not to her face, though. Now, don't take me thinking of outlawing it seriously; that's a stupid idea, but seeing someone's thong is annoying and should not be viewed by anyone. Still, there is no need for a law about it; we'll just know that that person is a ho, and I think that's right enough punishment.

[rvdrock]

All I have to say is...look at my location :oops:

[sj41]

My teacher told me these at school.

[sj41]

Some of them are hilarious.

[ex0]

From that dumblaws.com website, Chico, CA has the following law:
"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. "

LMAO :lol:

[XboxMaster]

From that dumblaws.com website, Chico, CA has the following law:
"Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. "

LMAO :lol:

:rofl:

[Darke Katt]

Yay, here's another one!

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-1110&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040424%2F1442281373.htm&sc=1110

Choking while driving? Get into a car crash!

[thatstoobad]

i think that the pants law rules.

[captainfrizo]

South Carolina

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.

When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

- That's some funny stuff.

[thatstoobad]

South Carolina

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.

When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

- That's some funny stuff.

not if you're the wife.

[Darke Katt]

Now, for April 26th:

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-1501&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040426%2F2327383114.htm&sc=1501&photoid=2 0040426LLJ101

[Darke Katt]

April 30th!

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/042604_ap_sn_message.html

It's so unreliable.

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/041604_sn_sapphire.html#

Water that's not wet?

[dcfox]

I wonder if you can drink it?

[JSweeney]

Dehydrated water! Just add water!!

I know, that's not what it is..

[Mr. Anderson]

That was pretty weird, but I'm wondering what that message was about...

[godhatesjustyou]

saw this on FW a while back..
http://www.buydehydratedwater.com/

[bmulligan]

Receive 50 Gallons of Dehydrated Water for a small shipping and handling fee of just $4.95. This package is valued at $149.95, but you can have it all for a simple, low shipping and handling fee of only $4.95. Order now, as quantities are limited!


I'd love to know how many people have actually placed an order for this stuff?!

[Darke Katt]

May 1st:

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=NW_4-L2&oldflok=FF-APO-1120&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040430%2F2244574985.htm&sc=1120

Beware of the bathroom.

[Kaijufan]

I feel sorry for that guy that got stuck in the bathroom. He will never live it down.

[Darke Katt]

Another for May 1st:

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-1120&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040430%2F2255575406.htm&sc=1120

Beware of drunken frats!

[dcfox]

How many beers does it take before stuffing a cannon with fireworks sounds like a good idea?

[Darke Katt]

May 2nd:

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0001/20040501/0602585419.htm&photoid=20040416KBS106

Even the most wizened of us can slip up at times.

[suprsaiyanMAX]

Man sucks for him...would've been 10 times worse had it been aimed towards the crowd though.

[snotknocker]

oops! He left one in the chamber. What a moron! And to be teaching a safety classt to boot. It makes me wonder if he was trying to make a point by showing that what appears to be an unloaded gun really might not be.

[PapiChullo]

Oh, the irony.

[Darke Katt]

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0001/20040503/1129673412.htm

You win some, you lose a lot more

[Darke Katt]

May 4th:

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0002/20040503/2044691479.htm&photoid=20040427BCM101

First lizard heads and severed fingers, now this

[Darke Katt]

May 5th.

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0001/20040504/1914728605.htm&photoid=20040428MDLK104

When all else fails, use a fish

Is no one reading these anymore? ;_;

[snotknocker]

May 5th.

http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-APO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0001/20040504/1914728605.htm&photoid=20040428MDLK104

When all else fails, use a fish

Is no one reading these anymore? ;_;

Strange news indeed, reminds me of the time I clobbered my wife with a halibut.

[-Never4ever-]

South Carolina

It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.

When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.

A person must be eighteen years old to play a pinball machine.

- That's some funny stuff.

So incredibly stupid, yet true?! :rofl:

[Quackzilla]

In Texas it is legal to commit a homicide as long as you tell the person when, and how you are going to kill them.

0200 zulu May 08 2004
With a candle stick.

[suprsaiyanMAX]

in the carriage house by Col. Mustard