A Question of Honor...

[Kayden]

Should 1 on 1 duels to the death be brough back? They worked for hundreds of years. If two people have a dispute and want to kill each other, I say they should be allowed to. Either way, its one less stupid person that can't use logic and higher level thinking.

They would have to be consentual, signed in writing and/or with witnesses of each side.

Could be swords, could be guns, could be good ol fashion'd fisticuffs.

[ZeroSupporT]

I think for the most part people tend to do this anyway. Just now in drive-bys and sucker punches

[CheapyD]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/zell%20miller.jpg

[Kayden]

I think for the most part people tend to do this anyway. Just now in drive-bys and sucker punches

That's hardly consentual.

If you had formal duels, fewer people would be harmed in cowardly acts like drivebys.

[evilmregg]

If it's good enough for Zell Miller, it's good enough for me!

(DISCLAIMER: I hate Zell Miller with all my heart and soul.)

[zionoverfire]

A reemergence of family feuds, wouldn't that be nice?

[Kayden]

A reemergence of family feuds, wouldn't that be nice?


uh... People dying is good for the economy?

Couldn't really be any worse than gang wars.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

That's hardly consentual.

If you had formal duels, fewer people would be harmed in cowardly acts like drivebys.

People would still be cowards.

[camoor]

And you know, as I said at the top of the broadcast, somebody calls you a liar to your face, you don't just laugh that off. Okay, that's -- that's an insult. In the Old West, that would have got you shot.

See, in the Old West -- and I would have loved to have been in the Old West -- Al and I would have just had a little -- a little shootout, you know? We would have went out on Wilshire Avenue, and six-shooters. Now, he's a much smaller target than I am -- about four-foot-eleven, but he's wider. And it would have been, you know, Clint Eastwood time. I would have had the serape, would have given my squint, and I would have put a bullet right between his head.

Bill O'Reilly calmly discussing his feelings about rival pundit Al Franken

[CTLesq]

Kayden:

Hari Kari. That way you don't need a partner.

[Kayden]

People would still be cowards.

Yea, but hopefully not as many... maybe if we had celebrities endorse it... Make it cool to duel... Hey, theres a slogan! :lol:

That would be good too. Then we'd get rid of people without individual personalities.

[GuilewasNK]

It would have to be man to man (or woman to woman) no guns. Guns are for weaklings who can't handle their sh*t themselves IMO.

[zionoverfire]

uh... People dying is good for the economy?

Couldn't really be any worse than gang wars.

Most of the country doesn't have large scale gang wars.

[2poor]

it's all about gangs and entourages now.

[GuilewasNK]

Most of the country doesn't have large scale gang wars.
Maybe not gang wars but gangs are more widespread than people realize.

[Hex]

Bill O'Reilly calmly discussing his feelings about rival pundit Al Franken

Awesome. I'd love to see that ugly mug of Al's split in half.

[BigSpoonyBard]

I say no guns. Everyone should have a blade of some type for the sole purpose of dueling. That would be so much cooler. And less noisy :)

[Kayden]

I also think this is how wars should be decided. The politicians fight each other.

[RAMSTORIA]

forget guns, lets bring back knight tournaments

[Morrigan Lover]

Sounds more logical than the Electoral College.

[GuilewasNK]

I think we should have ass-bootings. Everyone get their stiffest shoe and whoever gets booted in the ass first loses.

[smalien1]

Why not just penis size competitions? Instead of presidential debates we would just choose the guy whos better hung!

Nah, that wouldn't work, then the republicans would always win. (I just dissed my own political party!! YEAHHAHAH)

[Kayden]

Why not just penis size competitions? Instead of presidential debates we would just choose the guy whos better hung!

Nah, that wouldn't work, then the republicans would always win. (I just dissed my own political party!! YEAHHAHAH)

Being a huge dick doesn't make one well endowed. :lol:

[evilmregg]

Being a huge dick doesn't make one well endowed. :lol:

:applause:

[Zenithian Legend]

Maybe not gang wars but gangs are more widespread than people realize.

as are gang bangs, believe that or not

[GuilewasNK]

as are gang bangs, believe that or not

Hey, I have the interweb. I am in the know....:-$

[Zenithian Legend]

Nova invented the interweb /old joke

[GuilewasNK]

I didn't realize that.

Gang bangs are fine as long as I ain't in them.

[Zenithian Legend]

How about trains? Are you opposed to running a fillie/girl?

[GuilewasNK]

How about trains? Are you opposed to running a fillie/girl?

http://www.wijfzonderlijf.be/users/Quagmire/images/thumbs/familyguy009.jpg

Aww riiiiiiiiiight.

[Zenithian Legend]

Now you can't tell me you've never ran a train before, cuz let me tell you I have, but I'm always the Engine

[jaykrue]

For the uninitiated:

A train (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=train&r=f)

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Now you can't tell me you've never ran a train before, cuz let me tell you I have, but I'm always the Engine

That hardly seems fair. Shouldn't the biggest guy go last? ;) :lol:

Also: 12,000. :mrgreen:

[GuilewasNK]

All kidding aside, I never have done anything like that. I'm a simple fellow.

[Zenithian Legend]

That hardly seems fair. Shouldn't the biggest guy go last? ;) :lol:

Also: 12,000. :mrgreen:

and what a 12,000 post at that!

Crym wins my new "Cag of the Day" award for that one

[jaykrue]

All kidding aside, I never have done anything like that. I'm a simple fellow.

Well, speaking from experience, you NEVER want to be last in a train. Who wants sloppy 127th's? Not me. Try to get the earliest spots - 1st if you can. :lol:

[Kayden]

Wait... wtf? I didn't even realize this was my thread any more you highjacking bastards!

[Dr Mario Kart]

I try to resolve as many of my problems as possible with Paper-Rock-Scissors. The Ultimate Equalizer.

[Negative]

How about a good ole' street fighter match? Whoever wins, well, wins. Of course, if you lose, you unexpectedly/violently punch your opponent in the face.

[evilmregg]

Wait... wtf? I didn't even realize this was my thread any more you highjacking bastards!

You can't stop the train, man. You either hop on board or you jump out of the way. Now which will it be?

[mykevermin]

Bill O'Reilly calmly discussing his feelings about rival pundit Al Franken

Good to see that Bill couldn't refute a damned thing Franken has said/wrote about him.

The ol' last resort: ad hominems! :lol:

myke.

[Kayden]

Bastards, I demand satisfaction!
http://members.aol.com/toutcandel/adv10.jpg

[GuilewasNK]

Nothing beats a good staring contest....:shock:

[Hex]

For the uninitiated:

A train (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=train&r=f)

Hmm. I had thought a train was a group of men all in one orgy. You know, one after the other. I'm glad it's not.

[camoor]

Bastards, I demand satisfaction!
http://members.aol.com/toutcandel/adv10.jpg

These two?

More like "how dare you mess up my triple pirouette, I'll tear your eyes out you flaming bitch!!" *slap*

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Hmm. I had thought a train was a group of men all in one orgy. You know, one after the other. I'm glad it's not.

Only in Greece. :lol:

[MadChedar0]

http://pekingduck.org/archives/zell%20miller.jpg

That's who came to my mind as soon as I saw the OP. :rofl:

I bet Chris Matthews would win.

[JSweeney]

The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself.
Lao-Tzu (http://quotes.liberty-tree.ca/quotes.nsf/quotes5/87def2754c9c80dd85256e770012311d)

[GuilewasNK]

In matters of honor this is the best weapon....

http://img230.echo.cx/img230/9365/jadziakorworf5on.th.jpg (http://img230.echo.cx/my.php?image=jadziakorworf5on.jpg)

[Zman310]

In matters of honor this is the best weapon....

http://img230.echo.cx/img230/9365/jadziakorworf5on.th.jpg (http://img230.echo.cx/my.php?image=jadziakorworf5on.jpg)

I think Guile's got it. Duel's to the death with bat'leths, moderated by Star Trek nerds.

[GuilewasNK]

I think Guile's got it. Duel's to the death with bat'leths, moderated by Star Trek nerds.

Word. Wesley Crusher can be the referee.

[CappyCobra]

I think there should be a Street Fighter Championship Edition on every street corner. People can solve thier differences with a virtual ass-whoopin :D

[Zman310]

Word. Wesley Crusher can be the referee.

And Jake Sisko can rap between rounds.

[alonzomourning23]

Bill O'Reilly calmly discussing his feelings about rival pundit Al Franken

It's like quack and pad, the little gnat (al or pad) lobbing insults at o'reilly, no one thinks much but then o'reilly (or quack) starts trying to hit back and essentially shows that the gnat is really bothering him and is worth responding to.

[Hex]

And Jake Sisko can rap between rounds.

Keiko O'Brein and Ensign Ro Laren can be the ladies in the skimpy bikinis that hold up the card stating the current round. I also nominate Odo to be the bell-ringer.

[camoor]

I think Guile's got it. Duel's to the death with bat'leths, moderated by Star Trek nerds.

Spock: How do Vulcans choose their mates? Haven't you ever wondered?
Kirk: I guess the rest of us assume that it's done quite logically.
Spock: No. It is not.


http://www.homevideos.com/startreks/scans/amoktime.jpeg

[sblymnlcrymnl]

And Jake Sisko can rap between rounds.

http://img114.echo.cx/img114/5309/50centgetrichordie4xy0mu.jpg

[Kayden]

:-s so this is what its like to have your thread crapped on...

[evilmregg]

:-s so this is what its like to have your thread crapped on...

I'd of thought you'd be used to it by now. ;)

[sonderiaom]

wow, well, why not take it one step further instead of a street-fighter match, why not a DDR match? who wouldn't want to see their politicians sweating like mad trying to win the election?

[sblymnlcrymnl]

wow, well, why not take it one step further instead of a street-fighter match, why not a DDR match? who wouldn't want to see their politicians sweating like mad trying to win the election?

Who would want to see that? They have to maintain some dignity if they're going to be representing an entire nation. :lol:

[Kayden]

wow, well, why not take it one step further instead of a street-fighter match, why not a DDR match? who wouldn't want to see their politicians sweating like mad trying to win the election?

No, I'd still prefer they kill eachother.