What is your Indian name?

[Zenithian Legend]

Hau Kola! (that is Native for "hello")

I have decided that you shall all join my tribe. I the great Chief Hung like Horse, will bless you all and give you proper Indian names.


Here full list of Indian in Tribe -
Zenithian Legend - High Chief Hung Like Horse
Special Medicine Man - Chief Scalps One Eyed Snakes

Wulfshake - Radiant Man Eater
Glockster - Nut Moon
Stoneage - Restless Snake Spirit
Ziv_Zulander - Funny Fox
The VGM - Laughs at Squirrels
souljah420 - Rocks Taste Good
crickett003 - Girl Look Young
Whipsmartbanky - Immortal Essence
Rawisjericho - Spahgetti Fireball
TwiztidJester - Ass no More
danh920 - Cooks with Buffalo
Ozzkev55 - Thunder Cheeks
Mospeada21 - Speedy Squirt
nickmad - Presses Into Ham
mookiemeister - Tangled in Hairy Pussy
fugazi_chichimon - Eats Yellow Meat
el bobo - Lumpy Bald Stub
dpatel - Dotted Feather
Kayden - He Who Doubts Firewater
SolidSnakeX99 - Buffalo Chips
Graystone - Old Lonely Balls
AngelicLulu - Speaks From Leg Chasm
flowery - Flamboyant Pansy
joevan07 - Snack um Drippy Dong
MeGaWC27 - Rainy Trowsers
Moxio - Backdoor Buffalo Spasm
Tiphereth - Fruitless Meadow
spoo - Spoons with Coz
zionoverfire - Burns when Pees
BasketCase1080 - Jiggle Weaver
chosen1s - Honey Suckler
chakan - Bountiful Wiggle Shrooms
snotknocker - Squats Over Face
Greetard - Runs Without Pants
Professor Oreo - Creams in Both Sides
Diiz - Fondles Drizzle Sticks
cag1000 - Girates for Wampum
help1 - He Who Has Yet to Discover Squaw Honey-pot
weimerwanger - Wang Have Cheesey Drip
neocisco - Red Sunset in Pants
BigSpoonyBard - Purple Headed Warrior
thehuskerfan - Kneels For Maize
Xevious - Rests with Amorous Buffalo
josherz - Bearer of Bushed Shellfish
Wombat5277 - Shakes Third Legs
daikaiju - Eater of Canoe Glue
rywateska - Flees with Boxes of Shame
doodle777_98 - Moistened Pampers
jbroush99 - Old Tickle Feathers
SadieDee - Paints with Feces
Ozzkev55 - Taste um Flying Rat
KrazyKefka - Orchestrates Orgies in Teepees
ZeroSupporT - Peddles Peyote
Derwood43 - Strips for Sunny Day
Heyrichochet - Masturbates with Moccasins
heavy liquid - Bathes in Yellow River

[Wulfshake]

A CAG Indian Tribe, awesome.

[Glockster]

How do I figure my Indian name out?

Indian or Native American?

[Zenithian Legend]

Wulfshake shall henceforth be known as: Radiant Man Eater

Glockster shall be called: Nut Moon

[Glockster]

When I was little I called myself, "Fly Raccoon", I'd even tell adults that was my name when I was 3 or 4...

I thought those 'flying squirrels' were the coolest and wanted to be one. I just couldn't say (or remember) squirrel.

-Nut Moon

[Stoneage]

I was in Indian Guides as a boy. I can't remember what my name was, but we had this evil looking Indian doll, I guess, named Black Cloud, and when you got him, you tried sneaking him into other tribes' tents to bring them bad luck.

The good old days.......

[Zenithian Legend]

When I was little I called myself, "Fly Raccoon", I'd even tell adults that was my name when I was 3 or 4...

I thought those 'flying squirrels' were the coolest and wanted to be one. I just couldn't say (or remember) squirrel.

-Nut Moon

Squirrel like um nut, that why me call you Nut Moon.

Stoneage me call um you "Restless Snake Spirit"

[Ziv_Zulander]

The Indian in the Cupboard.

[Zenithian Legend]

The Indian in the Cupboard.

Me call you Funny Fox

[The VGM]

Heyhowareyaheyhowareya /scary movie 3 reference

[Zenithian Legend]

you now called - Laughs at Squirrels

[souljah420]

so u pretty much just pull a couple words out your ass or what

[Zenithian Legend]

so u pretty much just pull a couple words out your ass or what

Me call you "Rocks Taste Good"

[crickett003]

What 'bout me?? Teepee tipper??

[souljah420]

yup

[Zenithian Legend]

What 'bout me?? Teepee tipper??

Me call you "Girl Look Young"

[WhipSmartBanky]

This I gotta see...

[souljah420]

What 'bout me?? Teepee tipper??
me call you
tries to hard to fit in

[Zenithian Legend]

me call you
tries to hard to fit in

Me call you "Tries not too hard to spell"

[Pure Apathy]

What is my name?

[twiztidjester]

I wanna be a red skin

[Zenithian Legend]

You all have new name now:

Whipsmartbanky - Immortal Essence
Rawisjericho - Spahgetti Fireball
TwiztidJester - Ass no More

[souljah420]

Me call you "Tries not too hard to spell"
how bout me call you
stereotypical indian

[Zenithian Legend]

how bout me call you
stereotypical indian

Hey pale face! What you have against Redhorse?

[souljah420]

so you are a native american with no respect for your heritage?

[danh920]

why not, i'm bored

[Zenithian Legend]

Call you... Cooks with Buffalo

[Ozzkev55]

He-Who-Thickens-Plots

[Mospeada_21]

who's your daddy!

[nickmad]

my name is Pressed Ham.

[mookiemeister]

I'm called Dances With My Cat.

[fugazi_chichimon]

can i get mine too?

[el bobo]

Hmm, this should be interesting.

[dpatel]

how about me?

EDIT- found this link.

My name is Patrick Amber Pinecone. Doesn't sound very indian.


http://www.aspalta.cbc.ca/deaddog_asp/aininfo.asp

[Kayden]

ZL, being a ragin alcoholic doesn't make you and Indian...

[Negative]

Kola in spanish means ass. whoo whoo whoo

[Graystone]

jvboejkei, it means he who dislikes this thread. so why did I post?

[AngellicLulu]

heh, this is quirky :lol:

[flowery]

never a dull moment on CAG...something for everyone

[worx]

never a dull moment on CAG...something for everyone

Indeed :rofl:

and something tells me we'll soon have indian names of our own ;)

[MeGaWC27]

got curious...

[Moxio]

Jan Vengeful Dodobird

[Hex]

If I may, I'd like to be called.. "Dicknballs". Then forevermore my maniless shall be uncontested, any homosexual reference nonwithstanding.

[spoo]

Zenithian Legend is not Chief Hung like Horse. Zenithian Legend your true indian name is Invisible Injun and it seems you have won $173.092.
http://www.buenasuerteequine.com/invisible_injun.htm

[Zenithian Legend]

Me give um out many name now:

Ozzkev55 - Thunder Cheeks
Mospeada21 - Speedy Squirt
nickmad - Presses Into Ham
mookiemeister - Tangled in Hairy Pussy
fugazi_chichimon - Eats Yellow Meat
el bobo - Lumpy Bald Stub
dpatel - Dotted Feather
Kayden - He Who Doubts Firewater
SolidSnakeX99 - Buffalo Chips
Graystone - Old Lonely Balls
AngelicLulu - Speaks From Leg Chasm
flowery - Flamboyant Pansy
joevan07 - Snack um Drippy Dong
MeGaWC27 - Rainy Trowsers
Moxio - Backdoor Buffalo Spasm
Tiphereth - Fruitless Meadow
spoo - Spoons with Coz

[zionoverfire]

I'll bite.

[Zenithian Legend]

last name of night call you

Burns When Pees

[BasketCase1080]

how bout me?

[chosen1s]

I'm in. This is a nice thread

[chakan]

I guess I'll check back in the morning.

[souljah420]

you all got hooked on the gayest thread of the week

[snotknocker]

Can I be Squatting cheapass?

[Greetard]

you all got hooked on the gayest thread of the week

Ok. Thanks for your input. We really do appreciate it.

No. Seriously. I'm not being sarcastic at all. :roll:

[Hex]

Mmmm.. meadow.

[fugazi_chichimon]

lol, eats yellow meat...oh so true. ;-)

[Professor Oreo]

Since I like both firewater and gambling, I'll sign up too. Now where's my casino check!!!

[Zenithian Legend]

Me give um more injun name now:

BasketCase1080 - Jiggle Weaver
chosen1s - Honey Suckler
chakan - Bountiful Wiggle Shrooms
snotknocker - Squats Over Face
Greetard - Runs Without Pants
Professor Oreo - Creams in Both Sides

[Diiz]

can we start a casino?

edit: didn't read the whole thread, but in retrospect i'm sure this was already discussed.

[Greetard]

Runs Without Pants. Yes, I know. You're all jealous.

[cag1000]

curious

[help1]

curiouser

[weimerwanger]

Im in, as long as my name has the word "wang" in it.

[neocisco]

Me am Manhattan Double Down (I sound like Bizarro Superman)

...or...

Gilles Repetitious Earwax (I used the link earlier in the thread for this one)

[Kayden]

Im in, as long as my name has the word "wang" in it.

You have no idea how badly you just fucked yourself.

:rofl:

[Zenithian Legend]

You have no idea how badly you just fucked yourself.

:rofl:

Oh I think he knows, anywho the High Chief Hung Like Horse is headed out for the evening, but when/if he returns tonight he'll do a full update and hand out more Indian names, as well as post a listing of all the members of the tribe in the first post.

[BigSpoonyBard]

I want one!!

[el bobo]

My "official" name according to the link is "Daniel Zesty Kisser" Sounds about right.

[snotknocker]

Me give um more injun name now:
snotknocker - Squats Over Face


This is an approproate name for me since I'm well skilled in the fine art of teabagging

[fugazi_chichimon]

This is an approproate name for me since I'm well skilled in the fine art of teabagging

yuckkk

[thehuskerfan]

My name is "Pineface Beaver-foot."

[Xevious]

Lets see what ZL has come up for me.....

[Zenithian Legend]

Oh I think he knows, anywho the High Chief Hung Like Horse is headed out for the evening, but when/if he returns tonight he'll do a full update and hand out more Indian names, as well as post a listing of all the members of the tribe in the first post.

Saturday night Chief drink way too much firewater. Then Sunday Chief go to visit Father's tribe all day. Not update with new name for many moon now. But come back tomorrow and High Chief Hung Like Horse along with cohort Chief Scalps One-Eyed Snakes give many brave squaw new Indian name.

[josherz]

i have no clue what my indian name is...

[Wombat]

I hope Columbus doesn't discover this thread, he'll probably say he found it first

[Hex]

Saturday night Chief drink way too much firewater. Then Sunday Chief go to visit Father's tribe all day. Not update with new name for many moon now. But come back tomorrow and High Chief Hung Like Horse along with cohort Chief Scalps One-Eyed Snakes give many brave squaw new Indian name.

:rofl:

[daikaiju]

consider me amused

[rywateska]

I wonder...

[doodle777_98]

hey ZL throw me a name.

[Zenithian Legend]

Diiz - Fondles Drizzle Sticks
cag1000 - Girates for Wampum
help1 - He Who Has Yet to Discover Squaw Honey-pot
weimerwanger - Wang Have Cheesey Drip
neocisco - Red Sunset in Pants

[Zenithian Legend]

BigSpoonyBard - Purple Headed Warrior
thehuskerfan - Kneels For Maize
Xevious - Rests with Amorous Buffalo
josherz - Bearer of Bushed Shellfish
Wombat5277 - Shakes Third Legs
daikaiju - Eater of Canoe Glue
rywateska - Flees with Boxes of Shame
doodle777_98 - Moistened Pampers

[doodle777_98]

hm, anyone want to trade?

[Zenithian Legend]

hm, anyone want to trade?

Why you want trade um Indian Horse name? Name mean pants very strong against leak of White Man.

[BigSpoonyBard]

BigSpoonyBard - Purple Headed Warrior


:bouncy:

[Xevious]

Xevious - Rests with Amorous Buffalo


There was a girl in my high school whom everyone called "Buffalo"; She looked like a Buffalo (I am not kidding either).

Needless to say, I never found her attractive.

EDIT: In regards to ZL's naming, I will never rest with the Buffalo unless I am dead or dead drunk.

[jbroush99]

I've always wanted to know

[doodle777_98]

Why you want trade um Indian Horse name? Name mean pants very strong against leak of White Man.

ha, well if you put it that way.

[SadieDee]

What's mine? Dare I ask... ;-)

[Ozzkev55]

Yes, i'm most curious as to what the ozzman would be named as to the natives

[KrazyKefka]

This ought to be interesting.

[neocisco]

Red Sunset in Pants

That's good, right? Right?

[ZeroSupporT]

Hopeum you havem good peace pipe.

[Zenithian Legend]

Ok me name um many more Injun Brave and Squaw when big Red Sun come up in bright blue sky tomorrow

[Derwood43]

Count me in.

[daikaiju]

"daikaiju - Eater of Canoe Glue"

Heh...I'm speechless

[Heyricochet]

*Jumps on bandwagon*

[heavy liquid]

*looks around*

Hey, what's going on, guys?

[Zenithian Legend]

jbroush99 - Old Tickle Feathers
SadieDee - Paints with Feces
Ozzkev55 - Taste um Flying Rat
KrazyKefka - Orchestrates Orgies in Teepees
ZeroSupporT - Peddles Peyote
Derwood43 - Strips for Sunny Day
Heyrichochet - Masturbates with Moccasins
heavy liquid - Bathes in Yellow River

[AvidWriter]

My turn...

[Zenithian Legend]

hmm call you:

AvidWriter - Scribes with Squaw Juice

[Zenithian Legend]

Anyone else want um join Indian Horse tribe?

[Zingela]

Ah, what the hell.

[ZeroSupporT]

Meum thinkum peaceum pipe good and strong, meum thinkum tribe have much success. Me be in big teepee, smoking peaceum pipe. - Peddles Peyote

[DesertEagleXIX]

I'll take a name, please.

PS. I like guns, games, and stayed in a Tee Pee near San Bernardino, CA...

[Demolition Man]

:cry: I didn't even get a name. :cry:

[Zenithian Legend]

You never ask for name

[Zenithian Legend]

High Horse must drink um too much firewater forget about topic until now. Come back later me name um many more brave and squaw.

[heavy liquid]

heavy liquid - Bathes in Yellow River

Uh oh... so why is the river yellow, and why am I bathing in it!

:lol:

[Mouse]

I should have been appointed a name without me posting here mr horse-man. You will pay for your transgressions when the day of reconing comes.