The "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" OTT

[BigSpoonyBard]

Yeah, that's right, Hacksaw Jim up in this piece. And he approves

http://img55.echo.cx/img55/530/dugganhacksaw8al.jpg

[jaykrue]

1st and best post evah!

[Zenithian Legend]

ha ha ha I saw Jim Duggan on that nick show 'Figure it Out' today. He kept going on and on and on about cows, and he got slimed repeatedly.

[BigSpoonyBard]

ha ha ha I saw Jim Duggan on that nick show 'Figure it Out' today. He kept going on and on and on about cows, and he got slimed repeatedly.

Wow, what are the odds of this connection being made?

[Moxio]

Um... that guy's holding a piece of wood.

[BigSpoonyBard]

Um... that guy's holding a piece of wood.

Of course he is. :roll:

[guyver2077]

hooooooooooooooooooooooo

[FriskyTanuki]

Nice. Now I've got to head to school to finish up some work on my level then I get to work on the write-up on the level. Yay! :roll:

[supadupacheap]

Um... that guy's holding a piece of wood.

Would you prefer he be "sporting" wood, Mox? :lol:

[GuilewasNK]

Um... that guy's holding a piece of wood.

:lol:

[CaseyRyback]

I loved the way Hacksaw used to stomp around the ring and

USA! USA! USA!

[SneakyPenguin]

This is turing into a great fucking day.

[JSweeney]

THUNDER!
THUNDER!
THUNDERCATS, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[GuilewasNK]

I loved the way Hacksaw used to stomp around the ring and

USA! USA! USA!

Between Hacksaw and the Thundercats the word "ho" is definitely covered!

[CaseyRyback]

you could always come play battlefield

209.145.66.254

thats the CAG clan server

[JSweeney]

I loved the way Hacksaw used to stomp around the ring and

USA! USA! USA!

But he wasn't a G.I. Joe.
Sgt. Slaugher was.
But then, he was in G.I. Joe the Movie with the lame-ass Cobra-La storyline.

I guess Hacksaw was better.

[GuilewasNK]

Speaking of Thundercats....

http://img101.echo.cx/img101/8911/enpride2cover5kn.jpg

Badass...Panthro was the man.

[WhipSmartBanky]

I loves me some Luscious Jackson. Listening to Fever In, Fever Out now. I wonder whatever happened to them.

[guyver2077]

must play episode 4 on pso!!

[supadupacheap]

I loves me some Luscious Jackson. Listening to Fever In, Fever Out now. I wonder whatever happened to them.

Thats one of my "hidden gem" albums. Still kicks to this day. Aged much better than alot of the stuff of that time.

*Edit* Hmm...the follow up album had a Debby Harry appearence. That doesnt bode well for it being of the same quality as FIFO. May explain their disappearence.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Thats one of my "hidden gem" albums. Still kicks to this day. Aged much better than alot of the stuff of that time.

*Edit* Hmm...the follow up album had a Debby Harry appearence. That doesnt bode well for it being of the same quality as FIFO. May explain their disappearence.
W0rd.

*Edit* I really liked Electric Honey but it didn't flow as cohesively as FIFO. It has some really outstanding single tracks though.

[Ziv_Zulander]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan was cool, but he's no Kamala.

[SneakyPenguin]

If I could change my rank, I'd change it to Modtyr.

[supadupacheap]

W0rd.

*Edit* I really liked Electric Honey but it didn't flow as cohesively as FIFO. It has some really outstanding single tracks though.

Interesting. I never got a listen of EH. Strange thing tho, LJ seemed to end up in a LOT of soundtracks. I remember quite vividly thinking "Wait a minute...is that..LJ?" on numberous occasions.

The one Im dead sure they are in I refuse to say on the grounds its a chick flick. :lol:

[evilmregg]

OMG, Hacksaw kicked the ass. Not as much as the Bushwhackers, though. I still have a picture somewhere of them licking my face at a sports charity event that I volunteered at when I was somewhere in the vicinity of 12 years old.

[GuilewasNK]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan was cool, but he's no Kamala.

Heh, now that is an old-school heavyweight.

[GuilewasNK]

OMG, Hacksaw kicked the ass. Not as much as the Bushwhackers, though. I still have a picture somewhere of them licking my face at a sports charity event that I volunteered at when I was somewhere in the vicinity of 12 years old.

I was just thinking of Luke and Butch a minute ago too.

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesB/bushwackers2.jpg

[evilmregg]

I was just thinking of Luke and Butch a minute ago too.

http://slam.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesB/bushwackers2.jpg

Sexually?

[WhipSmartBanky]

Sexually?
They're called the BushWhackers...is there any other way?

[supadupacheap]

They're called the BushWhackers...is there any other way?

No greater oxymoronic name has ever existed in professional wrestling. Those guys were so gay they make Richard Simons look straight.

[GuilewasNK]

Sexually?

:lol:

Nah, it was because they are loud and kinda simple minded like ol' Hacksaw.

[AngellicLulu]

If I could change my rank, I'd change it to Modtyr.
Well, that's a problem with being a mod, you get put under the magnifying glass and then you get fried by the magnified rays.

[Ziv_Zulander]

They did seem pretty excited to wrestle Carl and Urkel in that episode of Family Matters.

[jaykrue]

That's it for the night for me CAG, I'm off to paint the town blue. I already painted it red on thursday. ;):D

[GuilewasNK]

Well, that's a problem with being a mod, you get put under the magnifying glass and then you get fried by the magnified rays.

You just reminded me that I need to get Riviera!

[WhipSmartBanky]

No greater oxymoronic name has ever existed in professional wrestling. Those guys were so gay they make Richard Simons look straight.
At least it wasn't as blatant as Lenny & Lodi or Billy, Chuck, and Rico. :rofl: Though, I do have to admit I found Rico's schtick on Smackdown amusing when he was partnered with Haas. Kissing, humping, anything to throw the opponent for a complete loop. It was just hysterical and wrong.

[GuilewasNK]

At least it wasn't as blatant as Lenny & Lodi or Billy, Chuck, and Rico. :rofl: Though, I do have to admit I found Rico's schtick on Smackdown amusing when he was partnered with Haas. Kissing, humping, anything to throw the opponent for a complete loop. It was just hysterical and wrong.

Don't forget GoldDust. That was one bizarre character.

[supadupacheap]

That's it for the night for me CAG, I'm off to paint the town blue. I already painted it red on thursday. ;):D

Its gonna take a whole lotta smurf blood to paint an entire town blue. I know from experience.

http://www.ubiqutees.com/images/smurf.jpg

[FriskyTanuki]

You could've had the Godfather and his Hooooooooooooo Train, but you chose Hacksaw. :sad:

[SneakyPenguin]

Well, that's a problem with being a mod, you get put under the magnifying glass and then you get fried by the magnified rays.

Yea, true. At least most of the people in here don't want my head. Though mox probably wants my other head[/obvious joke]

[evilmregg]

Yea, true. At least most of the people in here don't want my head. Though mox probably wants my other head[/obvious joke]

I'll take any head I can get. </oral sex joke>

[WhipSmartBanky]

I'll take any head I can get. </oral sex joke>
I thought you were a catcher and not a pitcher. </buttsechs joke>

[AngellicLulu]

Yea, true. At least most of the people in here don't want my head. Though mox probably wants my other head[/obvious joke]
You always have refuge here in the OTT.

[Kayden]

Meh... from all the posts I haven't read, I can tell this OTT sucks already.

[supadupacheap]

Meh... from all the posts I haven't read, I can tell this OTT sucks already.

Oh well, Kayden thinks this OTT sucks. Guess we should all pack it in and call it a night. :lol:

[AngellicLulu]

Meh... from all the posts I haven't read, I can tell this OTT sucks already.
maybe you should attempt to make it not suck.

[WhipSmartBanky]

maybe you should attempt to make it not suck.
What can he do? Squat and complain?

[Kayden]

maybe you should attempt to make it not suck.

Meh... I'd rather just tell you all you suck and then play a game.:lol:

[AngellicLulu]

Meh... I'd rather just tell you all you suck and then play a game.:lol:
No, you suck!

[evilmregg]

I thought you were a catcher and not a pitcher. </buttsechs joke>

I don't even like baseball. I'm more of a "sport bukkake" man myself. </I don't know>

[Ozzkev55]

Just bought Resevoir Dogs...Ive never seen it before, and I hope its as good as Pulp Fiction

[evilmregg]

Meh... I'd rather just tell you all you suck and then play a game.:lol:

You cuntwhacking fucknugget.

[WhipSmartBanky]

I don't even like baseball. I'm more of a "sport bukkake" man myself. </I don't know>
Bukakke trumps buttsechs for the win!

[WhipSmartBanky]

You cuntwhacking fucknugget.
And so it begins...

[Kayden]

No, you suck!
So? I haven't had a girl complain yet...

You cuntwhacking fucknugget.

Yea... this joke is gunna get old real fast. :lol:

[WhipSmartBanky]

Just bought Resevoir Dogs...Ive never seen it before, and I hope its as good as Pulp Fiction
It's not, but it's still a damn great movie.

[SneakyPenguin]

Wow, I never thought that phrase would catch on.

[AngellicLulu]

So? I haven't had a girl complain yet...
No girl's complained about you sucking? Do you realize the many directions I could drive this... but alas I don't make the homoerotic comments... please someone else pick it up.

[WhipSmartBanky]

No girl's complained about you sucking? Do you realize the many directions I could drive this... but alas I don't make the homoerotic comments... please someone else pick it up.
C'mon Lulu...you can do it! Give into the corruption! Let the dark side flow!

[supadupacheap]

It's not, but it's still a damn great movie.

Still kinda surprised nobody has tried to milk one or more of Q.Ts movie properties to make a game. Hes got some fanboys, they could drop a stinker and still make their money back or a profit.

[SneakyPenguin]

No girl's complained about you sucking? Do you realize the many directions I could drive this... but alas I don't make the homoerotic comments... please someone else pick it up.

Or, better idea, we DON'T make this a gay OTT, and I don't have to revert to pre-crisis Sneaky, you know, the one who will destroy you all with awesome.

[Kayden]

No girl's complained about you sucking? Do you realize the many directions I could drive this... but alas I don't make the homoerotic comments... please someone else pick it up.

Women have a multitude of places to suck. You're either close minded or inexperienced if you think sucking only applies to penises.

[Kayden]

Still kinda surprised nobody has tried to milk one or more of Q.Ts movie properties to make a game. Hes got some fanboys, they could drop a stinker and still make their money back or a profit.

QTs movies would absolutely suck as games... except maybe hero.

The begining of the game would have you start with every weapon and you're killing the final boss. Then you'd start some where in the middle snorting coke and hammering a pinata with a trout. Eventually you'd work your way to the very begining of the game and have your arsenal reduced to a cigarette lighter and harsh language.

[AngellicLulu]

Women have a multitude of places to suck. You're either close minded or inexperienced if you think sucking only applies to penises.
In the OTT sucking is always twisted to a homoerotic comment. The OTT is narrowminded, not I. But anyways, Sneaky doesn't want a gay OTT so I'll leave it at that.

[WhipSmartBanky]

QTs movies would absolutely suck as games... except maybe hero.

The begining of the game would have you start with every weapon and you're killing the final boss. Then you'd start some where in the middle snorting coke and hammering a pinata with a trout. Eventually you'd work your way to the very begining of the game and have your arsenal reduced to a cigarette lighter and harsh language.
That'd rule!

[shrike4242]

Damn people, you actually do carry on without my jackbootedness around the OTT.

[supadupacheap]

QTs movies would absolutely suck as games... except maybe hero.

The begining of the game would have you start with every weapon and you're killing the final boss. Then you'd start some where in the middle snorting coke and hammering a pinata with a trout. Eventually you'd work your way to the very begining of the game and have your arsenal reduced to a cigarette lighter and harsh language.

Just about any property turned game would suck. Thats the nature of the beast. I wasnt suggesting it was a good thing, just surprised it hasnt been done.

[Kayden]

Damn people, you actually do carry on without my jackbootedness around the OTT.

I think you forgot this in the last OTT. We don't want you losing it.

http://www.grovergear.com/images/21002_Econo_Foldable_Walker_with_Wheels.jpg

[shrike4242]

I think you forgot this in the last OTT. We don't want you losing it.

http://www.grovergear.com/images/21002_Econo_Foldable_Walker_with_Wheels.jpg

Wow, if people actually could think up something original and amusing with the old fart jokes, I think I'd be shocked and amazed. :roll:

[Kayden]

Wow, if people actually could think up something original and amusing with the old fart jokes, I think I'd be shocked and amazed. :roll:

I didn't think you'd remember any rehashing.... :lol:

[AngellicLulu]

I think you forgot this in the last OTT. We don't want you losing it.

http://www.grovergear.com/images/21002_Econo_Foldable_Walker_with_Wheels.jpg
You left this behind, Kayden:
http://www.birdsjustwannahavefun.com/images/pacifier_baby_block_foot_toy_small.jpg

[shrike4242]

I didn't think you'd remember any rehashing.... :lol:

Of course I would. The over-and-over high-pitched whining might have jarred it deep into my memory.

[shrike4242]

You left this behind, Kayden:
http://www.birdsjustwannahavefun.com/images/pacifier_baby_block_foot_toy_small.jpg

Age-appropriate and perfect for his oral fixation. Gold-star for that one. :applause:

[supadupacheap]

Age-appropriate and perfect for his oral fixation. Gold-star for that one. :applause:

I dont know about that one. Those small parts could be choking hazard for him.

Maybe we should give him a garbage bag to play with instead. :twisted:

[shrike4242]

I dont know about that one. Those small parts could be choking hazard for him.

Maybe we should give him a garbage bag to play with instead. :twisted:

True, a large mouth might make that a bit of an issue. ;)

[Kayden]

Shrike visits the doctor for his annual physical. After all the tests, the doctor comes into the exam room and says, "Mr. Shrike, I'm sorry, but I have bad news, and I have worse news."

Shrike looks at the doctor and says, "Thats a shame, but lets hear the worst of it first."

The doctor replies, "Well, I'm sorry to say, but you have cancer."

"That's horrible," responds Shrike. "What's the rest of the news?"

"You also show signs of developing Alzheimer's." Answered the doctor.

To which Shrike responds, "Hey, it could be worse, I could have cancer."

Is that better? :mrgreen:

[WhipSmartBanky]

Damn people, you actually do carry on without my jackbootedness around the OTT.
Who're you and why are you posting here?

[shrike4242]

Who're you and why are you posting here?

That old guy who wanders in here off the street.

Had to see what all the high-pitched noises were about.

[shrike4242]

Shrike visits the doctor for his annual physical. After all the tests, the doctor comes into the exam room and says, "Mr. Shrike, I'm sorry, but I have bad news, and I have worse news."

Shrike looks at the doctor and says, "Thats a shame, but lets hear the worst of it first."

The doctor replies, "Well, I'm sorry to say, but you have cancer."

"That's horrible," responds Shrike. "What's the rest of the news?"

"You also show signs of developing Alzheimer's." Answered the doctor.

To which Shrike responds, "Hey, it could be worse, I could have cancer."

Is that better? :mrgreen:

Surprising that you didn't make it prostate cancer. :roll:

[Kayden]

Surprising that you didn't make it prostate cancer. :roll:

You're just a bitter ol cus aint ya? :-P

[WhipSmartBanky]

Surprising that you didn't make it prostate cancer. :roll:
Don't you get that from too much buttsechs? You're doomed.

[AngellicLulu]

Oh look what I found Kayden:
Is this a teething ring or do you use for something else? Maybe I should let you go back and pick that up... I don't want to touch it.
http://www.oliebollen.com/images/items/big/HAB001_b.jpg

[Apossum]

Bourbon chicken is.........people

[Dr Mario Kart]

Also.

Dangly Parts

[shrike4242]

You're just a bitter ol cus aint ya? :-P

Bitter? Nah, I'm so sweet, I melt in the rain. :D

[FriskyTanuki]

If it isn't that these damn spiders are too hard, it's that they're too damn easy. :bomb:

[shrike4242]

Don't you get that from too much buttsechs? You're doomed.

I hear you get it from dealing too closely with OTTers. :shock:

[SneakyPenguin]

Bourbon chicken is.........people

Damn tasty people.

[Kayden]

*gasp* NAUGHTY PILLOWS!!!

[Ozzkev55]

This is too interesting :D

[WhipSmartBanky]

Bourbon chicken is.........people
Soylent green is people.

[Kayden]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

[supadupacheap]

Damn tasty people.

Ive often thought if the shit ever hit the fan and we had to start eating people, I really wouldnt have a problem with it. Im sure some self important reglious homemaker in Boise blames its on me playing resident evil before I was 18 but shes wrong.

[Ozzkev55]

Soylent green is people.
Soylent Cola is too...but anythings better than slurm

[WhipSmartBanky]

I hear you get it from dealing too closely with OTTers. :shock:
Same difference.

[Kayden]

I've actually heard human flesh is stringy and tastes bad...

[CaseyRyback]

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

:rofl:

preach on

[Kayden]

Soylent Cola is too...but anythings better than slurm

Mmmmmmm.... alien bug poop.... :drool:

[shrike4242]

Same difference.

OTT = buttsechs? :shock:

You heard it here first.

[supadupacheap]

I've actually heard human flesh is stringy and tastes bad...

There are many animal fleshes that arent appetizing in their unprepared form. Thats why we invented fire.

Im not saying it be the best thing I ever had but with some skill and a little dash of love, it could be a tasty treat.

And keep in mind, this would be ALL there is left. Make the best of it or be bitchy about it not being to my liking and starve to death. Not a tough call.

[Dr Mario Kart]

this reminds me.

The Monarch in the Venture Brothers says, "I can see your...dirty pillows".
See, I'm not familiar with that phrase, so which part exactly is dirty pillows?

[Ozzkev55]

There are many animal fleshes that arent appetizing in their unprepared form. Thats why we invented fire.

Im not saying it be the best thing I ever had but with some skill and a little dash of love, it could be a tasty treat.

And keep in mind, this would be ALL there is left. Make the best of it or be bitchy about it not being to my liking and starve to death. Not a tough call.
We eat too much shit to be tasty, or healthy

[Hex]

God dammit, I miss the beginning of another OTT. That's what I get for going to amusement park, I guess. :bomb:

Oh, and Apossum- Is Elfen Lied good? I want to check it out, but if the violence is too over-the-top, I dunno if I would want to buy it.

[supadupacheap]

Mmmmmmm.... alien bug poop.... :drool:

http://www.linkmesh.com/images/TV/Futurama/1.jpg

Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!

[Hex]

this reminds me.

The Monarch in the Venture Brothers says, "I can see your...dirty pillows".
See, I'm not familiar with that phrase, so which part exactly is dirty pillows?

I'm pretty sure that dirty pillows are boobies. (. )( .) Mmm.. teetah.

[shrike4242]

this reminds me.

The Monarch in the Venture Brothers says, "I can see your...dirty pillows".
See, I'm not familiar with that phrase, so which part exactly is dirty pillows?

Boobiez. :D

[Ozzkev55]

this reminds me.

The Monarch in the Venture Brothers says, "I can see your...dirty pillows".
See, I'm not familiar with that phrase, so which part exactly is dirty pillows?
lets just say...
http://www.stressfactory.com/images/jugs.jpg

[shrike4242]

http://www.linkmesh.com/images/TV/Futurama/1.jpg

Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!

Glad to see someone pulled up the Slurm reference, and no better person to do it. :D

[supadupacheap]

Glad to see someone pulled up the Slurm reference, and no better person to do it. :D

Yeah, I was gonna be heartbroken if I was beaten to the punch

[Ozzkev55]

Yeah, I was gonna be heartbroken if I was beaten to the punch
Was going to...but I was gonna use a pic of the queen instead of McKensie

[WhipSmartBanky]

OTT = buttsechs? :shock:

You heard it here first.
Your naïveness is refreshing.

[SneakyPenguin]

http://www.prairieghosts.com/gein1.jpg

Ed Gein says: Mmmmm, suburbanites.

[Ozzkev55]

http://www.prairieghosts.com/gein1.jpg

Ed Gein says: Mmmmm, suburbanites.
I dont recall if he actually liked the taste of human flesh, it was more of a aquired taste, formed out of a forced habit

[shrike4242]

Your naïveness is refreshing.

:shock:

Damn, there's a shock indeed.

[supadupacheap]

I dont recall if he actually liked the taste of human flesh, it was more of a aquired taste, formed out of a forced habit

The same can be said for many about beer.

Given enough time and an open mind, we can eat just about anything. I think thats why I laugh when people say "Oh no, even if it was the last thing on earth to eat, Id never!'

Fine then. Then I guess itll be me eating YOU then. Sleep soundly tonight. ;-)

[Ozzkev55]

Fine then. Then I guess itll be me eating YOU then. Sleep soundly tonight. ;-)
Good Fucking Luck With That :)

[Apossum]

God dammit, I miss the beginning of another OTT. That's what I get for going to amusement park, I guess. :bomb:

Oh, and Apossum- Is Elfen Lied good? I want to check it out, but if the violence is too over-the-top, I dunno if I would want to buy it.


The violence is seriously crazy ridiculous catastrophic (tm). the whole show is really pretty racy and edgy. For me, it all supplements the already amazing plot and characters.

and on the subject of eating dead people, I heard that our bodies are practically toxic waste after we die. except hippies, since all they eat is granola and wheatgrass.

[Hex]

The same can be said for many about beer.

Given enough time and an open mind, we can eat just about anything. I think thats why I laugh when people say "Oh no, even if it was the last thing on earth to eat, Id never!'

Fine then. Then I guess itll be me eating YOU then. Sleep soundly tonight. ;-)

Let's see you try, beeyatch. I'll have a Remington 870 waiting for ya. :D

[WhipSmartBanky]

The same can be said for many about beer.

Given enough time and an open mind, we can eat just about anything. I think thats why I laugh when people say "Oh no, even if it was the last thing on earth to eat, Id never!'

Fine then. Then I guess itll be me eating YOU then. Sleep soundly tonight. ;-)
After you get done eating him, I'm sure he'll roll over and sleep quite happily.

:twisted:

[Kayden]

I just have to say- There is nothing worse than 10 year old girls. Their taste in music- Hillary Douche, Raven Simone, Avril Livigne, ect. Their taste in TV- That's so Raven, The Suite Life of Zach and Cody, the Buzz on Maggie. Jesus christ, I'm going to fucking castrate myself if I hear that 'Shit on Maggie' theme song again. </rant>

Thats kinda how you make all of us feel.

[supadupacheap]

I just have to say- There is nothing worse than 10 year old girls. Their taste in music- Hillary Douche, Raven Simone, Avril Livigne, ect. Their taste in TV- That's so Raven, The Suite Life of Zach and Cody, the Buzz on Maggie. Jesus christ, I'm going to fucking castrate myself if I hear that 'Shit on Maggie' theme song again. </rant>

Well do tell us all about the progressive things YOU were into when you were 10. Deep mediation? Studing the words of Confuscious? Oh no wait, you were hiding in the basement with your buddies looking at your dads playboys and discussing the "hotness" of boobies.

*edit* The point is we all (for the most part) did stupid shit at that age. Thats your JOB when your 10 years old.

[shrike4242]

After you get done eating him, I'm sure he'll roll over and sleep quite happily.

:twisted:

Most likely.

[Kayden]

I can not count the number of levels on which this is wrong...
http://www.hunksweb.com/images/eteinen2.jpg

[supadupacheap]

I can not count the number of levels on which this is wrong...
http://www.hunksweb.com/images/eteinen2.jpg

Oh, well now this is embarrassing. You guys stumbled onto my webspace. :oops:


Free week of chat for CAGs!

[Hex]

Well do tell us all about the progressive things YOU were into when you were 10. Deep mediation? Studing the words of Confuscious? Oh no wait, you were hiding in the basement with your buddies looking at your dads playboys and discussing the "hotness" of boobies.

*edit* The point is we all (for the most part) did stupid shit at that age. Thats your JOB when your 10 years old.

Actually, my dad never kept titty mags. We were blowing shit up in our backyard, shooting cats with air rifles and pretending we were in the military. We were outside, not on our rotund asses listening to emo-goth bullshit and trying to reassure ourselves that being strange was okay.

[FriskyTanuki]

http://www.slamdance.com/images/SD98stills/Cannibal.gif

I'ms hungry, bitches!

[shrike4242]

I can not count the number of levels on which this is wrong...
http://www.hunksweb.com/images/eteinen2.jpg

Add in one more where you brought it to the OTT. :D

[Kayden]

Actually, my dad never kept titty mags. We were blowing shit up in our backyard, shooting cats with air rifles and pretending we were in the military. We were outside, not on our rotund asses listening to emo-goth bullshit and trying to reassure ourselves that being strange was okay.

Ok... I think you just alienated 90% of the OTT. Most of us either like animals, are goth and/or are strange. And I thought I could cram my feet into my mouth. You sir, are a dipshit.

[supadupacheap]

Actually, my dad never kept titty mags. We were blowing shit up in our backyard, shooting cats with air rifles and pretending we were in the military. We were outside, not on our rotund asses listening to emo-goth bullshit and trying to reassure ourselves that being strange was okay.

State vs. Tiphreth:

Charges:

Illegal use of an explosive device.

Animal Cruelty

Illegal use of a firearm.

How do you plead?

"Not guilty cause I get more exercise doing that shit than those goth weirdos do when listening to the Cure"

Just enough american "victim"

[AngellicLulu]

Ok... I think you just alienated 90% of the OTT. Most of us either like animals, are goth and/or are strange. And I thought I could cram my feet into my mouth. You sir, are a dipshit.
This odd environmentalist goth-like female agrees.

[Apossum]

does listening to Marilyn Manson and the lost highway soundtrack for a few months when I was 15 count as a goth phase?

[Hex]

State vs. Tiphreth:

Charges:

Illegal use of an explosive device.

Animal Cruelty

Illegal use of a firearm.

How do you plead?

"Not guilty cause I get more exercise doing that shit than those goth weirdos do when listening to the Cure"

Actually, I was almost arrested for using an airgun on public property, but never went to court with it.

Whatever. My point was, I was pissed off because I hate what my sister likes. I'll just fucking delete the post if you guys want to get so bent out of shape about it.

[Ozzkev55]

Actually, my dad never kept titty mags. We were blowing shit up in our backyard, shooting cats with air rifles and pretending we were in the military. We were outside, not on our rotund asses listening to emo-goth bullshit and trying to reassure ourselves that being strange was okay.
Jesus Christ thats fucked up

but the uber-badass sig redeems it :)

[shrike4242]

Ok... I think you just alienated 90% of the OTT. Most of us either like animals, are goth and/or are strange. And I thought I could cram my feet into my mouth. You sir, are a dipshit.

I have two out of those three. You figure out which they are.

[supadupacheap]

Actually, I was almost arrested for using an airgun on public property, but never went to court with it.

Whatever. My point was, I was pissed off because I hate what my sister likes. I'll just fucking delete the post if you guys want to get so bent out of shape about it.

I dont think anybody is bent out of shape about it here. It just seem you are getting way too worked up over your 10 year old sister not being "cool" enough. WTF is that about? SHES TEN! WHO THE FUCK CARES!

[Graystone]

Hacksaw is the greatest wrestler ever.

[AngellicLulu]

I have two out of those three. You figure out which they are.
strange and like animals!

[SneakyPenguin]

i'm goth without looking it, like animals,a nd am definately strange(I built a fucking coffin).

[shrike4242]

strange and like animals!

Correct on the first try. Another gold star. :applause:

[CaseyRyback]

Hacksaw is the greatest wrestler ever.

*checks avatar*

[-(

[Ozzkev55]

i'm goth without looking it, like animals,a nd am definately strange(I built a fucking coffin).

While I have absolutely no hints of a goth attitude im obsessed with the goth look

I love the color black(which is everywhere, in my room), any kind of cross(ditto), and i only buy clothes from hottopic

[jmcc]

strange and like animals!

"What are qualifiers for good lovin'?"
"That is correct."
"I'll take potent potables for 800, Alex."

[supadupacheap]

I'm going to fucking castrate myself if I hear that 'Shit on Maggie' theme song again. </rant>

Quick, somebody get me a mixtape of "Shit on Maggie" STAT!!!

[FriskyTanuki]

I got the freaking levels connected!! Now I go out the exit of the cavern into my roommate's dark as fuck level! :D

[FriskyTanuki]

*checks avatar*

[-(
We all know it's...Goldberg!!!

[CaseyRyback]

We all know it's...Goldberg!!!

he has a pretty good TV show. I wish it were on more often so I could catch it

[WhipSmartBanky]

Quick, somebody get me a mixtape of "Shit on Maggie" STAT!!!
And a knife!

[supadupacheap]

Goth

n.
A member of a Germanic people who invaded the Roman Empire in the early centuries of the Christian era.

Yeah, I always loved sticking it to the Romans in High School too. "Oh we're so cool with our golden shields and charriots"

[FriskyTanuki]

he has a pretty good TV show. I wish it were on more often so I could catch it
I forgot that was on. What channel, day, and time is it on?

[Kayden]

Goth

n.
A member of a Germanic people who invaded the Roman Empire in the early centuries of the Christian era.

Yeah, I always loved sticking it to the Romans in High School too.

Goddamned Romans!

[Ozzkev55]

Goth

n.
A member of a Germanic people who invaded the Roman Empire in the early centuries of the Christian era.

Yeah, I always loved sticking it to the Romans in High School too.
ahh, cant say I dress like a goth in those terms

[WhipSmartBanky]

And a knife!
I'm in a weird music mood tonight...from Luscious Jackson earlier to Tricky's Maxinquaye now.

[Hex]

And a knife!

A quick tidbit (http://cvm.msu.edu/courses/vm557/surgery/Feline%20Castration%20-%20Screen%20Shot.jpg) to sate your lust until you get a copy of the song.

nsfa.

[jmcc]

They just stuck it to the Romans in an attempt to piss their parents off, though. It's their way.

[SneakyPenguin]

While I have absolutely no hints of a goth attitude im obsessed with the goth look

I love the color black(which is everywhere, in my room), any kind of cross(ditto), and i only buy clothes from hottopic

I love the look too, but i just know I could neve pull it off. I've never seen a goth with an afro.

[jmcc]

I love the look too, but i just know I could neve pull it off. I've never seen a goth with an afro.

You're hurting Robert Smith's feelings you know. He's going to write a song about this now.

[SneakyPenguin]

Oh, and i played some Halo 2 multiplayer today. CAn I call em or can I call em?

what a fucking piss poor excuse for an FPS. I actually did (no lie at ALL) have more fun playing ET for the Atari 2600.

[supadupacheap]

"Chemist! Chemist! Im looking for a pack of trojans, have you seen them?"

"Sorry, just out"

Best.Roman.Joke.Ever.

[FriskyTanuki]

If we get out before Blockbuster closes, I'm going to finally rent The Incredibles since I've got a cap for a free BB Favorites Rental, though I'm not sure if that limits me to certain titles or not as I haven't been to BB to rent in about a year or so.

[supadupacheap]

If we get out before Blockbuster closes, I'm going to finally rent The Incredibles since I've got a cap for a free BB Favorites Rental, though I'm not sure if that limits me to certain titles or not as I haven't been to BB to rent in about a year or so.

You = screwed. The favorites are like the dust gatherers. Im not sure Increds has hit that stage yet. I was hard as heck to rent it when I did and that was only a month or so ago. Darn no late fees has ruined all instore availablity as well.

[AngellicLulu]

I'm bored.

[supadupacheap]

I'm bored.

Ive got the cure for that

*cheesy 70s porn music starts playing in the background*

:lol:

[SneakyPenguin]

You could always go through my backlog of posts and find some good quotes. I have many.

[Mike23]

I'm more angry then anything right now. Fucking anti-social friends always working hard as possible to screw me over. Fuckwads.

[jmcc]

I'm more angry then anything right now. Fucking anti-social friends always working hard as possible to screw me over. Fuckwads.

Anti-social...friends? How is such a thing capable of existing?

[JimmieMac]

You could always go through my backlog of posts and find some good quotes. I have many.

I'm sorry, I posted that from my SneakyPenguin account and not my JimmieMac account.


Let's try again:

You could always go through my backlog of posts and find some good quotes. I have many.

[Ozzkev55]

I just finished up a NSFW sig(not for use on this site)...a first for me

[supadupacheap]

Ok, this better pick up or else Imma go crazy and just start randomly shanking people.

http://tfp.killbots.com/3d/hobo/008_roberto.jpg

[SneakyPenguin]

I'm sorry, I posted that from my SneakyPenguin account and not my JimmieMac account.


Let's try again:

You could always go through my backlog of posts and find some good quotes. I have many.

Yea, on second though, find some Jimmie Mac quotes. His make mine look like fucking nursery rhymes.

[Mike23]

Anti-social...friends? How is such a thing capable of existing?

I guess my wording sucked. Anyway, they enjoy standing in empty parking lots over bars/clubs.

[supadupacheap]

Your shit is gonna get stolen.

I'm so sure of it I should make a vBookie topic about it.

^^
Jimmie helps out a fellow CAGer

[jmcc]

I guess my wording sucked. Anyway, they enjoy standing in empty parking lots over bars/clubs.

Maybe they're a post modern art exhibit and you just haven't figured it out yet.

[hiccupleftovers]

I feel bad for Sneaky. Everyone's just ganging up on him now. He should have just locked the thread once everybody started arguing and taking shots at him. I know why and where he's coming at with leaving it open but people are just killing him out there. People really don't know how to just get over things.

[CaseyRyback]

anyone played the Doom 3 exp. pack?

Playing through my friend's copy of the original and enjoying it (it knows it is a straight forward shooter and does a great job of being what it is). I heard the exp. was more of the same, which would be a good thing for me.

[SneakyPenguin]

I feel bad for Sneaky. Everyone's just ganging up on him now. He should have just locked the thread once everybody started arguing and taking shots at him. I know why and where he's coming at with leaving it open but people are just killing him out there. People really don't know how to just get over things.

Don't fell bad. I find it amusing. They actually think I care! It's fucking hilarious. Oh noes, they think I should have my mod power revoked'd, what ever will I do without all the extra work?

Plebes. Let em bitch all they want.

[SneakyPenguin]

anyone played the Doom 3 exp. pack?

Playing through my friend's copy of the original and enjoying it (it knows it is a straight forward shooter and does a great job of being what it is). I heard the exp. was more of the same, which would be a good thing for me.

Everything I've heard says it just amkes the original way better. i'm still stuck in Doom 3 though because it scares the living shit out of me.

[AngellicLulu]

I feel bad for Sneaky. Everyone's just ganging up on him now. He should have just locked the thread once everybody started arguing and taking shots at him. I know why and where he's coming at with leaving it open but people are just killing him out there. People really don't know how to just get over things.
There's no point in that thread when what standards a mod should be held to is cheapys decision.

[whoknows]

anyone played the Doom 3 exp. pack?

Playing through my friend's copy of the original and enjoying it (it knows it is a straight forward shooter and does a great job of being what it is). I heard the exp. was more of the same, which would be a good thing for me.

I played it for a little. I "borrowed" it from a friend, but he soon figured out that I was the one that was "borrowing" it and came and took it back from me :cry:
I enjoyed the little I played though and am probably going to buy it very soon.

[CaseyRyback]

Everything I've heard says it just amkes the original way better. i'm still stuck in Doom 3 though because it scares the living shit out of me.

the hell spawn are pretty scary when they sneak up on you and start tearing you apart. I can't wait to get to hell though, I bet it is awesome.

and I may pick up the expansion after my birthday. Hopefully I get a new graphics card and it would be a great game to try it out on considering how good it looks on my 9600.

[AngellicLulu]

Don't fell bad. I find it amusing. They actually think I care! It's fucking hilarious. Oh noes, they think I should have my mod power revoked'd, what ever will I do without all the extra work?

Plebes. Let em bitch all they want.
I'm proud of you Sneaky. I would've abused my power and made every post in that thread say "I like pocky."... all except for the OP.

[hiccupleftovers]

I"m bored and tired an dhave movies to watch and games to play but i'm bored and tired.

[AngellicLulu]

I"m bored and tired an dhave movies to watch and games to play but i'm bored and tired.
just a thought, but maybe you should go to sleep.

[hiccupleftovers]

just a thought, but maybe you should go to sleep.

I thought about doing that to but just didn't feel like it. Then I tried it and just couldn't fall asleep so hear I am pluggin away at CAG waiting for AS to come on.

[SneakyPenguin]

I'm proud of you Sneaky. I would've abused my power and made every post in that thread say "I like pocky."... all except for the OP.

If I had done that, they would have won. same reason I didn't lock it. I let them get theirwords in, no matter how much I disagreed

[CaseyRyback]

Don't fell bad. I find it amusing. They actually think I care! It's fucking hilarious. Oh noes, they think I should have my mod power revoked'd, what ever will I do without all the extra work?

Plebes. Let em bitch all they want.

exactly. Anyone who thinks that just because you are a mod that you should kiss ass has never been a mod. When you see the same things done 10 million times fustration builds and you are bound to lash out. Granted I am not saying your outburst was not a little over the line, but the situtation was handled.

[AngellicLulu]

If I had done that, they would have won. same reason I didn't lock it. I let them get theirwords in, no matter how much I disagreed
That's the sign of a good mod.

[jmcc]

This is the second try at drama here in the OTT now. I hope this one doesn't just crap out like the last one.

[karsh]

Sneaky's a great example on CAG! I mean, without him, I never would have learned how to censor bypass on the old boards! Wait...That's probably not helping out too much, eh? I remember how I got yelled at so much by either Trak or Led about that. Whoops.

[AngellicLulu]

This is the second try at drama here in the OTT now. I hope this one doesn't just crap out like the last one.
I tried to create drama but Kayden ignored my jabs at him :cry:

[SneakyPenguin]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56097

Now THIS is how to incite some drama (last post)

[CaseyRyback]

I tried to create drama but Kayden ignored my jabs at him :cry:

probably has something to do with him sitting down to pee

[jmcc]

I tried to create drama but Kayden ignored my jabs at him :cry:

I think there's a certain amount of luck to starting female-male drama when there's no tangible relation between the two.

[SneakyPenguin]

probably has something to do with him sitting down to pee

Oh noes! You teh un nice to teh posters, imma gonna reports youse!!111!!111eleven!!1

[AngellicLulu]

probably has something to do with him sitting down to pee
see I couldn't go there... since I have to sit down to pee as well. But there you go.

[Zer0]

Apparently, some drama is happening.

[AngellicLulu]

Apparently, some drama is happening.
and a random poster enters the soap opera.

[SneakyPenguin]

and a random poster enters the soap opera.

No, random is:

GREAT MERCIFUL CRAP-SHIT!

A daisy tasty! Butterfly marshmellow supreme!

[WhipSmartBanky]

see I couldn't go there... since I have to sit down to pee as well. But there you go.
Yeah, but you don't have to tuck dangly bits back to get them in the bowl...

...at least I hope not.

[supadupacheap]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=56097

Now THIS is how to incite some drama (last post)

That kid needs to seriously rethink his relationship with said friend. He got off lucky considering all the junk his buddy COULD have done (fake trades, etc)

[AngellicLulu]

Yeah, but you don't have to tuck dangly bits back to get them in the bowl...

...at least I hope not.
no need to fear, I do not.
But what fun is it to pick on Kayden when he's not even here?

[jmcc]

In any case, there's nothing preventing ladies from going to the loo standing up. It just takes a bit of wrangling and aiming, same as the other side of the gender fence. Any nutty feminist website can tell you this.

[jmcc]

no need to fear, I do not.
But what fun is it to pick on Kayden when he's not even here?

Well...if you use his name enough in conjuction with descriptions of depraved sex acts, search engines will rank such posts higher, so when people search his name they'll believe he's a deviant.

[supadupacheap]

No, random is:

GREAT MERCIFUL CRAP-SHIT!

A daisy tasty! Butterfly marshmellow supreme!

You just made god cry you know.

[AngellicLulu]

In any case, there's nothing preventing ladies from going to the loo standing up. It just takes a bit of wrangling and aiming, same as the other side of the gender fence. Any nutty feminist website can tell you this.
why the hell would I want to pee standing up?

[hiccupleftovers]

why the hell would I want to pee standing up?

:rofl:

[jmcc]

why the hell would I want to pee standing up?

To show the patriarchy what's what. Duh.

[Zer0]

I pee whichever way I feel.

Just thought i'd throw that out there.

[WhipSmartBanky]

In any case, there's nothing preventing ladies from going to the loo standing up. It just takes a bit of wrangling and aiming, same as the other side of the gender fence. Any nutty feminist website can tell you this.
http://myvag.net/pee/standing/

[supadupacheap]

Anybody have any idea why "cheap" in your custom rank turns into $$$$$? I for the life of me cant imagine why but Im sure there is some logic Im just not seeing.

[crazytalkx]

http://myvag.net/pee/standing/

:rofl:
I thought it was a fake link..........

[hiccupleftovers]

Anybody have any idea why "cheap" in your custom rank turns into $$$$$? I for the life of me cant imagine why but Im sure there is some logic Im just not seeing.

Don't you know, it's considered a bad word here. Shh...

[CaseyRyback]

http://myvag.net/pee/standing/

there is troubleshooting:D

[jmcc]

http://myvag.net/pee/standing/

There we go.

[hiccupleftovers]

:rofl:
I thought it was a fake link..........

Me too.

[supadupacheap]

Don't you know, it's considered a bad word here. Shh...

I dunno. I tried to figure out if it could conflict with other ranks or help you look like something your not but if you think about it, you cant level UP with it, only down since you gotta be at 1k to get customs anyway

"Cheap ass newbie" or some such fakeage

[AngellicLulu]

http://myvag.net/pee/standing/
. . . how do I do the smiley with the hand smacking the forehead... cause that's what should go here.

[WhipSmartBanky]

:rofl:
I thought it was a fake link..........
In light of my 2 year anniversary here, haven't you learned that you do NOT underestimate me! :rofl:

[SneakyPenguin]

I really hope Black doesn't suck. That, Aftermath, and F.E.A.R. are my most looked forwardto games this year.

[b0bx13]

http://www.petsinuniform.com/

Discuss.

[supadupacheap]

Ok, so it seems my original guess is wrong since you can type newbie and vet without problems. Any of our more wise than me mods have an idea?

[jmcc]

Godfuckit Banky! I'm stuck singing "m-m-m-my vagina" to the tune of My Sharona now because of that link.

[hiccupleftovers]

So did any OTTers get in on the DDD 20% off sale so far?

Oh yaeh, now fucking thank you jmcc....now I got "m-m-m-my vagina" also stuck in my head.

[Zer0]

Woman peeing standing up has about as much a point as peeing while upside down. Just piss, that's all/

And now near half of my posts are involving urine.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Godfuckit Banky! I'm stuck singing "m-m-m-my vagina" to the tune of My Sharona now because of that link.
ROFLIRON!

[WhipSmartBanky]

Woman peeing standing up has about as much a point as peeing while upside down. Just piss, that's all/

And now near half of my posts are involving urine.
Well, at least you're consistent...

[AngellicLulu]

Woman peeing standing up has about as much a point as peeing while upside down. Just piss, that's all/

And now near half of my posts are involving urine.
welcome to the OTT ;-)

[FriskyTanuki]

I'm back from school, and BB let me rent The Incredibles. I'll probably watch it tomorrow or Monday.

[hiccupleftovers]

Man this OTT seems to be going slow.

[AngellicLulu]

Woman peeing standing up has about as much a point as peeing while upside down. Just piss, that's all/

And now near half of my posts are involving urine.
probably half my posts involve breasts, so don't feel bad.

[WhipSmartBanky]

probably half my posts involve breasts, so don't feel bad.
You should try to increase that ratio.

[SneakyPenguin]

Man this OTT seems to be going slow.

Probably because everyone was to busy trying to take my head.

And with that, I'm out. Looks like everything has finally settled.

[AngellicLulu]

You should try to increase that ratio.
did I mention that my breasts give me back problems and you should pity girls with big breasts and help them by holding them up for em?

[hiccupleftovers]

Alright! This OTT just got a hell of a lot more interesting. Less fighting, arguing, and soap operaing (not a word I know) and more talk and breasteses.:D

[WhipSmartBanky]

did I mention that my breasts give me back problems and you should pity girls with big breasts and help them by holding them up for em?
Anytime.

[jmcc]

did I mention that my breasts give me back problems and you should pity girls with big breasts and help them by holding them up for em?

The court system rarely agrees with your suggestion. We live in an unfair world, eh?

[supadupacheap]

did I mention that my breasts give me back problems and you should pity girls with big breasts and help them by holding them up for em?

Ill carry your breasts if you ll carry my :censored:

And of course I mean shoes ;)

[AngellicLulu]

hm, I don't really know what else to say about breasts? I mean I see mine all the time, they get kinda boring.

[WhipSmartBanky]

did I mention that my breasts give me back problems and you should pity girls with big breasts and help them by holding them up for em?
Or, upon further review...

I feel your pain.

http://www.atari.net/sites/banky/avatars/cheerleaderbanky.gif http://www.atari.net/sites/banky/avatars/steelangelbanky.gif

[AngellicLulu]

Oh I know. I did one of those random name generators to name my breasts.... they are Abercrobie and Fitch.

[WhipSmartBanky]

hm, I don't really know what else to say about breasts? I mean I see mine all the time, they get kinda boring.
You should dress them up. Little paper hats and lots of makeup.

[jmcc]

Oh I know. I did one of those random name generators to name my breasts.... they are Abercrobie and Fitch.

Serious question, for ladies in general, I suppose: do you have a favorite out of the two?

[AngellicLulu]

Serious question, for ladies in general, I suppose: do you have a favorite out of the two?
hmm if I had to choose it would be Fitch cause it has a cute mole on it. But I really don't play favorites.

[WhipSmartBanky]

hmm if I had to choose it would be Fitch cause it has a cute mole on it. But I really don't play favorites.
Are you sure it's not just a third nipple?

[AngellicLulu]

Are you sure it's not just a third nipple?
What you want photographic proof of my mole!?!?

[FriskyTanuki]

What you want photographic proof of my mole!?!?
Duh. :roll:

[WhipSmartBanky]

What you want photographic proof of my mole!?!?
:shock:

[hiccupleftovers]

Duh. :roll:

:lol:

[modium]

Good OTT tonight.

mmmmmhmmm.

[AngellicLulu]

Good OTT tonight.

mmmmmhmmm.
really? :O

[modium]

really? :O
Not really, actually. Better kick it up a notch!