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adamones
06-20-2005, 04:44 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/adamones/DSC00545.jpg

Here is a pic of me. I just took it, lets have a contest to see who can make the funniest chop of my picture!

DO YOUR WORST!! :)

A Happy Panda
06-20-2005, 04:47 PM
Good lord...its Derek Zoolander!

ZeroSupporT
06-20-2005, 04:50 PM
"Magnum"

Kayden
06-20-2005, 04:52 PM
dood... I think its as bad as it can get. :rofl:

adamones
06-20-2005, 04:54 PM
Here use my friends pic too.... it would be awesome if you combined all three images I think. LOL

http://img159.exs.cx/img159/5098/publicenemy14fc.jpg

phatbunbao
06-20-2005, 04:59 PM
does anyone have a copy of that pic w/ clay aiken grabbing some girl's rack?

ZeroSupporT
06-20-2005, 05:00 PM
Looks like you slipped her a "Date Rape" and are just getting started with the fun man.

Cracka
06-20-2005, 06:50 PM
i cant do this.... its like punching a retarded kid in the face...

el bobo
06-20-2005, 07:08 PM
i cant do this.... its like punching a retarded kid in the face...
:rofl:

evilmregg
06-20-2005, 07:11 PM
Funny, I didn't know this was Fark... :roll:

jaykrue
06-20-2005, 07:15 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/adamones/DSC00545.jpg

Here is a pic of me. I just took it, lets have a contest to see who can make the funniest chop of my picture!

DO YOUR WORST!! :)

I would but I'm not allowed to post NSFW pics... especially one of you looking into the gaping maw of the Goatse guy or tubgirl. :lol:

Professor Oreo
06-20-2005, 07:23 PM
Here you go.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/proforeo/coupleodorks.jpg

help1
06-20-2005, 07:28 PM
Hah. Its a brown guy.

DigitalSpace
06-20-2005, 10:48 PM
I don't have photoshop, but I whipped this up with MSPaint.

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/2192/adamones18ob.jpg

Hex
06-20-2005, 10:51 PM
Nice pant stain on the lady.

camoor
06-20-2005, 11:02 PM
does anyone have a copy of that pic w/ clay aiken grabbing some girl's rack?

Talking about photoshopped pics...

DigitalSpace
06-20-2005, 11:06 PM
I did a couple more:

http://img263.echo.cx/img263/8389/adamones22ti.jpg

http://img127.echo.cx/img127/5016/adamones39ty.jpg

Ozzkev55
06-20-2005, 11:07 PM
does anyone have a copy of that pic w/ clay aiken grabbing some girl's rack?
http://www.calicocat.com/images/clay_breast.jpg

Hex
06-20-2005, 11:11 PM
http://www.calicocat.com/images/clay_breast.jpg

Wow. My condolances to the lady and her family. Photoshopping nonwithstanding.

Professor Oreo
06-21-2005, 12:16 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/proforeo/clay_breast2.jpg

Because you asked... :D

Hex
06-21-2005, 12:31 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/proforeo/clay_breast2.jpg

Because you asked... :D

Now replace her head with Aiken's, and it's perfect.

Professor Oreo
06-21-2005, 01:08 AM
Now replace her head with Aiken's, and it's perfect.
Hmmm... Okay.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/proforeo/clay_breast3.jpg

Kayden
06-21-2005, 07:50 AM
Hmmm... Okay.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/proforeo/clay_breast3.jpg
xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
:rofl:

nickmad
06-21-2005, 07:59 AM
hmmm so far none of these pictures have been funny.

$hady
06-21-2005, 08:01 AM
hmmm so far none of these pictures have been funny.

which includes your sig...................:booty:

Kayden
06-21-2005, 08:07 AM
hmmm so far none of these pictures have been funny.

Its a scientifically proven fact that people that have pictures of super heros' penises are gay.

onetrackmind
06-21-2005, 08:18 AM
which includes your sig...................:booty:

that was my sig before he drew a dick on it then i was forced to change it.

camoor
06-21-2005, 08:36 AM
hmmm so far none of these pictures have been funny.

Yes, and by your sig I can see you are the ultimate conisseur of humor and good taste.

DigitalSpace
06-21-2005, 01:34 PM
hmmm so far none of these pictures have been funny.

Where's yours?

Maizrim
06-21-2005, 01:58 PM
Cheesy and quick...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/maizrim/guy.jpg

doraemonkerpal
06-21-2005, 02:20 PM
Hmmm... Okay.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/proforeo/clay_breast3.jpg

AAAAAAAHHHHH, NIGHTMARES!

ZeroSupporT
06-21-2005, 02:32 PM
classy.

Mookyjooky
06-21-2005, 02:34 PM
that was my sig before he drew a dick on it then i was forced to change it.

That sucks, its a great sig...minus the retarded dick part.

I guess thats how he was raised though, I feel sorry for his mother.

Zingela
06-21-2005, 03:58 PM
Cheesy and quick...

(image)

Nice to see that I'm not the only one that noticed that.

jaykrue
06-21-2005, 04:09 PM
Cheesy and quick...

I've met these guys and Kal Penn (the middle eastern guy) is a pretty kool kat. John Cho (the korean guy) was your prototypical B-list snobby 'I'm too cool to hang with peons such as you even though I don't know you make a shitload more cash than me' celeb.

phatbunbao
06-21-2005, 04:17 PM
Hmmm... Okay.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/proforeo/clay_breast3.jpg
No! your supposed to put his head on the girls body so clay aiken would be feling him up. But I must admit that is one fugli girl now

Professor Oreo
06-21-2005, 05:12 PM
No! your supposed to put his head on the girls body so clay aiken would be feling him up. But I must admit that is one fugli girl now

Yeah, I initially had the OP's face on both so it would like he was feeling himself up, but it looked terrible considering that the OP's pic is more of a side-view, versus the chick who is looking almost straight at the camera. But it's nice to know that great minds think alike eh? ;)

nickmad
06-21-2005, 05:23 PM
i apologize for not laughing at your attempts....

i will though laugh at your terrible photoshop skils.

Professor Oreo
06-21-2005, 05:38 PM
i apologize for not laughing at your attempts....

i will though laugh at your terrible photoshop skils.

Thanks... DICK!!!

All this crap was done quickly for a few laughs. If you want to offer some cash to give someone a reason to spend a serious amount of time impressing you with their photoshop skills, then go right ahead. Until then I guess we'll all just bow down to the ultimate in photoshop realism... your sig of Batman taking a piss. Way to go!!!:roll:

Zingela
06-21-2005, 05:41 PM
quick cut-and-paste work, with some slight adjustments.

Too lazy at the moment to really make it look good, or properly match the colors with the environment. *shrug*
http://www.psychobin.com/images/photochop.jpg

Hex
06-21-2005, 06:36 PM
i will though laugh at your terrible photoshop skils.

And the extent of your skills is adding an ugly wang and piss stream to Batman. Congratulations, mate. :roll:

Now replace her head with Aiken's, and it's perfect.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/proforeo/clay_breast3.jpg

Very nice. I like the 'bloody zombie-mouth' effect. Maybe he's a necrophile. :lol:

DigitalSpace
06-21-2005, 07:26 PM
i apologize for not laughing at your attempts....

i will though laugh at your terrible photoshop skils.

Again, where's yours?

help1
06-21-2005, 09:49 PM
Again, where's yours?


His awesome skills are shown in his signature.

adamones
06-22-2005, 08:34 AM
GG very nice~!

Keep up the good work!! I want as many chops as possible. can someone chop my face on BOTH the guy and girl pic on the first page? Thatd be sweet lol

DigitalSpace
06-22-2005, 12:42 PM
His awesome skills are shown in his signature.

I was asking about a photoshop of one of the photos in this thread.

Mookyjooky
06-22-2005, 01:23 PM
I was asking about a photoshop of one of the photos in this thread.

I think Help1 was pointing out that he has one of the worst PS'ed sigs in CAG. At least I think, that dick looks more like a babies arm than a dick.

onetrackmind
06-22-2005, 01:40 PM
I think Help1 was pointing out that he has one of the worst PS'ed sigs in CAG. At least I think, that dick looks more like a babies arm than a dick.

:rofl: it looks more like a retarded babies arm though

help1
06-22-2005, 01:45 PM
:rofl: it looks more like a retarded babies arm though


How is that funny?

onetrackmind
06-22-2005, 01:54 PM
How is that funny?

its not... or maybe it is.

Hex
06-22-2005, 01:57 PM
its not... or maybe it is.

It could go either way. Let's all just concede that it's just fucking stupid that he had to fuck up one of your sigs, especially the manner in which he fouled it. Not much we can do about it, really. :roll:

nickmad
06-22-2005, 06:21 PM
wah wah wah, ruin one of your sigs? no i didnt go out to ruin someones sig. i saw it, i had an idea and i did it. man you guys are the biggest bunch of whiny bitches on the planet.

Mookyjooky
06-22-2005, 06:27 PM
I got him on ignore... but dont you think its a little odd that he has a masculine superhero, with his dick exposed, and the dick is pretty massive, and it looks like a fucking arm making a fist?

Sounds like someone is hinting that he's in the closet... its ok, if you wanna get fisted by a giant black man.... but you dont have to beat around the bush.

Professor Oreo
06-22-2005, 07:24 PM
wah wah wah, ruin one of your sigs? no i didnt go out to ruin someones sig. i saw it, i had an idea and i did it.

And what wonderful photoshop execution it is! Nary have I seen something so realistic! The special effects boys over at ILM could really benefit from your god given talents!

:roll:

The Dord
06-22-2005, 11:09 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/underlord2/cagcena.jpg

Its not Cena!

camoor
06-23-2005, 12:24 AM
wah wah wah, ruin one of your sigs? no i didnt go out to ruin someones sig. i saw it, i had an idea and i did it. man you guys are the biggest bunch of whiny bitches on the planet.

The sig makes no sense. How is batman flying and taking a wee at the same time (and he isn't even flying - just standing in a cloud). And what is the wee hitting (maybe it's a floating Boy Wonder, or maybe a fantasizing nickmad...)

markholladay
06-23-2005, 12:36 AM
I liked when you had that sig One Track Mind, it was classy, looked good, sorry it got messed up like that.

worx
06-23-2005, 12:51 AM
The sig makes no sense. How is batman flying and taking a wee at the same time (and he isn't even flying - just standing in a cloud). And what is the wee hitting (maybe it's a floating Boy Wonder, or maybe a fantasizing nickmad...)

mystery solved.. http://img189.echo.cx/img189/1552/claybreast33ln.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

doodle777_98
06-23-2005, 01:06 AM
ha, nice.

Acrylic
06-23-2005, 01:12 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/acrylicguitar/other/imwinner.jpg

Meh.

Pancake Rabbit
06-23-2005, 01:25 AM
this topic is H I L arious

The Dord
06-23-2005, 02:21 AM
how was my pic

TurkeyOnRye
06-23-2005, 11:30 AM
Wait wait wait.... go back...

When did Clay Aiken get to feel up girl's racks like that? I had never heard of it until now. Did I sleep through something? Wouldn't this have been eaten up by the media?

Hex
06-23-2005, 11:36 AM
Wait wait wait.... go back...

When did Clay Aiken get to feel up girl's racks like that? I had never heard of it until now. Did I sleep through something? Wouldn't this have been eaten up by the media?

Two words- Photo- Shop.

TurkeyOnRye
06-23-2005, 11:47 AM
Ah... mystery solved. And they would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you snooping kids...

AlbinoNinja
06-23-2005, 06:22 PM
this topic is H I L arious

I like it best when they fight

crickett003
06-23-2005, 06:32 PM
Ah... mystery solved. And they would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you snooping kids...

It's "meddling."

"Meddling kids."

;)

TurkeyOnRye
06-24-2005, 10:14 AM
Didn't they say "snooping" on Scooby Doo kids? I'm probably wrong...

onetrackmind
06-24-2005, 10:24 AM
I liked when you had that sig One Track Mind, it was classy, looked good, sorry it got messed up like that.

thanks bro, ah well shit happens its not that big of a deal... just wierd he took my sig i made and then drew a dick on it and made it his own.

the3rdkey
06-24-2005, 10:46 AM
http://img53.echo.cx/img53/842/blueurinal2ye.th.jpg (http://img53.echo.cx/my.php?image=blueurinal2ye.jpg)

Professor Oreo
06-24-2005, 12:39 PM
http://img53.echo.cx/img53/842/blueurinal2ye.th.jpg (http://img53.echo.cx/my.php?image=blueurinal2ye.jpg)

How dare you get this thread back on topic! :evil:

;)

the3rdkey
06-24-2005, 03:20 PM
How dare you get this thread back on topic! :evil:

;)


He asked for it. :)

Moxio
06-24-2005, 03:33 PM
http://img221.echo.cx/img221/2249/10hf1.jpg
http://img221.echo.cx/img221/9023/28ym.jpg
http://img221.echo.cx/img221/3647/33ib.jpg
http://img221.echo.cx/img221/8964/44io.jpg

Kayden
06-24-2005, 04:24 PM
I'll never see breasts without his face again. :sad: