weird video game quotes...

[Apossum]

spout em! there's an endless supply of awkward, funny and strange video game lines. minus 10 points and a kick in the nuts to the first person who says "All your base"

from Um Jammer Lammy, when you lose on the diva stage--

"...START ALL OVER. You should be banned from EVERY game."

lammy responds-- "every game? even this one?"

[EnderBui]

Edit: I guess I couldn't link the images so here's the site.
http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/

A taste:
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5172/funny8lb.jpg
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5184/chronocrosscombustion5ta.gif
http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/2126/mgs1sunglasses9jk.jpg

[OutlawJT]

From KOTOR:

HK47: There is a 98% chance that this miniature organic is asking for our assistance Master.
You: And the other 2%?
HK47: I believe the dimnuitive meatbag is asking us to blast it into oblivion. Of course that may just be wishful thinking on my part Master.

[pdat2003]

http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/finalfantasy7/ff7-aresick.gif
http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/finalfantasy7/ff7-ohno.gif


Best quote evar!!!

[Roufuss]

"I'll bust your nuts!" - Ryu to M. Bison in Match of the Millenium (NGPC).

Totally unexpected.

[Abdullah2]

Terry Bogard from maximum impact, Right before he obliterates his enemy with his strongest super, he screams at them "are you okay?!" . thats funny question to ask someone before they die, he only said "OKAY!" in the earlier versions

[Roufuss]

Terry Bogard from maximum impact, Right before he obliterates his enemy with his strongest super, he screams at them "are you okay?!" . thats funny question to ask someone before they die, he only said "OKAY!" in the earlier versions

If it's the Buster Wolf, he's been saying that since Fatal Fury: Mark of the Wolves.

[dothog2]

Whatever the hell it was Fokker said after the player select in Power Stone 2. I don't speak Japanese, and it's been a long time since I played PS2, so I don't remember exactly what he was saying.

[Apossum]

Terry Bogard from maximum impact, Right before he obliterates his enemy with his strongest super, he screams at them "are you okay?!" . thats funny question to ask someone before they die, he only said "OKAY!" in the earlier versions


Talim from SC2 says the same thing-- most of her lines are cringe-worthy :lol:


Tina from Dead or Alive cracks me up-- she's the all american girl with the heaviest japanese accent ever-- "Ayyy Comeoooonn" (saying "hey come on")

[kelso]

"All your base are belong to us."

[CoffeeEdge]

"How dare you, Swindler"!

"What is Project Epsilon?"

DOA2. They'd better have this dialogue in the movie.

[m1lesteg]

Lest we forget, "You spoony bard!"

I always crack up in Xenogears when Hammer goes, "Master, did you see my MAD SKILLZ?!"

[WildWop]

"I'll bust your nuts!" - Ryu to M. Bison in Match of the Millenium (NGPC).

Totally unexpected.

See below