View Full Version : Do CAGs Pee In Public?
zewone
07-19-2005, 04:18 PM
I have and do. Have almost been arrested a couple of times for it, but that will not stop the Zoo!
beerguy961
07-19-2005, 04:20 PM
Only if I'm drunk or making some kind of political statement...
RiCeBo1
07-19-2005, 04:21 PM
As in pee in public do you mean pee in public restrooms? Or in the public as in on the sidewalk or behind a tree where people can see you?
Yes to number 1, no to number 2.
BTW, what does OTT mean?
evilmregg
07-19-2005, 04:22 PM
I use public restrooms all the time.
zewone
07-19-2005, 04:22 PM
Not public restrooms. Public like parking lots and beaches.
jaykrue
07-19-2005, 04:23 PM
Yeah, if there's no bathrooms in site, I don't mind taking a whizz in an alley or bush... I just gotta watch out if anyone's looking.
FriskyTanuki
07-19-2005, 04:25 PM
No, there's always a bathroom around when I have to go.
zewone
07-19-2005, 04:26 PM
No, there's always a bathroom around when I have to go.
Really? Anytime I'm out drinking the restroom is either occupied or nowhere to be found.
My exgirlfriend threatened to dump me because I took a leak in my front yard in a bush after I told her to look away. And, of course, her female curiosity looked and her female chemicals flowed into her brain.
Needless to say, she exploded into a fit of rage. Let me say that we were both sober and I was taking a leak because I forgot to in the house (as we were leaving).
The Italian Raging Bull inside of me busted out of it's pen and I yelled at her and reminded her of some story she told me where her, her sister and her sister's boyfriend went in search of "BLOODY MARY'S GRAVE". When they found "it", her sister's boyfriend took a piss on it and she thought it was hysterical.
Then I punched her in the eye and left a bruise in the shape of a dump truck on her arm.
FriskyTanuki
07-19-2005, 04:32 PM
Really? Anytime I'm out drinking the restroom is either occupied or nowhere to be found.
Yeah, I can't think of any place that I've never been able to get to a bathroom if I've had to go.
Ziv_Zulander
07-19-2005, 04:40 PM
If theres no available bathrooms then sure why not?
shrike4242
07-19-2005, 04:41 PM
Removed OTT from the OP title.
greydemise
07-19-2005, 04:46 PM
only when im fishing nature becomes my toilet..last time the fucking abercrombie poster-boy lifeguards were charging me $5 to use the bathoom, took a nice wiz on their door and the floor around it...WHERES UR $50 FLIP FLIPS NOW BITCHES!! :D
Kayden
07-19-2005, 04:51 PM
Hehehehe, I like peeing off of balconies.
RiCeBo1
07-19-2005, 04:56 PM
I've peed in a trashcan before. But the trashcan was in the bathroom :-P
Mookyjooky
07-19-2005, 05:00 PM
Oh yeah, I just stand up in McDonalds right after drinking an "Armageddon Gulp" and wizz it all right back in the cup and throw it away.
ykryptonite13
07-19-2005, 05:01 PM
I peed on a dumpster behind a strip club once. Then a car pulled up into the parking lot and reversed once they caught a glimpse of me. Deer in the headlights I'm telling you. I was pushing that piss out as fast as I could.
beguile
07-19-2005, 05:02 PM
Only when I want to mark my territory.
Mookyjooky
07-19-2005, 05:04 PM
I peed on a dumpster behind a strip club once. Then a car pulled up into the parking lot and reversed once they caught a glimpse of me. Deer in the headlights I'm telling you. I was pushing that piss out as fast as I could.
They probably thought you were peeing on a stripper... didnt want to ruin your awesome time.
RiCeBo1
07-19-2005, 05:09 PM
They probably thought you were peeing on a stripper... didnt want to ruin your awesome time.
LMAO...2 words...R. Kelly
Graystone
07-19-2005, 05:13 PM
I pee outside when I go fishing.
oh by the way what hell is up with CAG and the Bathroom today?
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59737
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59770
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59762
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59766
ryanbph
07-19-2005, 05:17 PM
Yes I have. When I was younger, it was after leaving a bar. Lately, it is during a long walk with my puppy.
sblymnlcrymnl
07-19-2005, 05:59 PM
No.
Mr. Anderson
07-19-2005, 06:40 PM
My exgirlfriend threatened to dump me because I took a leak in my front yard in a bush after I told her to look away. And, of course, her female curiosity looked and her female chemicals flowed into her brain.
Needless to say, she exploded into a fit of rage. Let me say that we were both sober and I was taking a leak because I forgot to in the house (as we were leaving).
The Italian Raging Bull inside of me busted out of it's pen and I yelled at her and reminded her of some story she told me where her, her sister and her sister's boyfriend went in search of "BLOODY MARY'S GRAVE". When they found "it", her sister's boyfriend took a piss on it and she thought it was hysterical.
Then I punched her in the eye and left a bruise in the shape of a dump truck on her arm.
:rofl: You are one funny motherfucker.
bobo2k4
07-19-2005, 06:52 PM
Nope, I've got minor pee shyness. I find it hard for me to go in a packed bathroom or when i hear someone talking.
mookiemeister
07-19-2005, 09:37 PM
The only time I pee in public is when I go hiking in the wood for hours where there are no restroom nearby and no people around.
Duo_Maxwell
07-19-2005, 10:54 PM
Only when I maybe camping or some place in the wide-open outdoors, everyplace else I can possibly think off has a bathroom, even when I'm drinking.
Dr Mario Kart
07-19-2005, 10:57 PM
Actually, some little asian kid peed on the floor in the EB today, and a friend of mine that worked there had to clean it up. He just called me a little while ago to share his feelings
Tromack
07-19-2005, 10:59 PM
I'll pee in a bush or on a tree if I am either drunk or far away from a restroom of some kind.
One time I was peeing on a bush before I got in my car for a long drive. There was a huge party going on and about an hour and a half earlier I saw 2 cop cars and a bunch of kids face down right next to where I was peeing. I made sure to look all around before I started peeing, but about 5 seconds in I hear a bunch of people walking up. Luckily it was just a bunch of kids, but I was worried as all hell.
dafunkk12
07-19-2005, 11:18 PM
Aside from the 24hr WalMart or What-A-Burger, there's no place to go in my neighborhood at night. Every so often my group of friends just takes advantage of the Starbucks' sidewalk furniture and sit around all night. Of course nothing's open at 3am, so unless we want to hike a block or so to a gas station, we just wander around the corner to whiz. Sure, we might want to be worried about the cops who patrol the shopping center, but they never seem to come investigate our group of parked cars or the people sitting in front of the closed store whom they belong to.
Then there was that time late at night and 200 miles from home we "broke into" (read: had the gate unlocked for us by legitimate campers) the state park and set up camp right by the side of the road... (Actually, right by the boat rental, we'd discover.) I'll be going off on a tangent here: we'd just parked off the main road and set up our tent, which we'd decided to settle into for the night. A cop drives by, slows down and turns around. We figure that we're obviously not at the designated camping area and aren't even registered to be staying in the park, that we're royally screwed. But much to our confusion and surprise, the cop just drove right past us again. We didn't wake up particularly early, so I was concerned that maybe the boat rental would have opened up already and the gig would be up. We decided to pack up and escape ASAP....only to come to the locked gate again. We had to wait around for a half hour for someone coming in to open it up for us. Not doing that again.