When do you dry off?

[Naughty_Insomniac]

After showering, when do you dry off? Is it while you're still standing in the shower, one leg at a time, as you get out, so as not to make a mess, and be courteous to others. Or do you just step out, dripping wet, make a mess on the floor, and stand in the bathroom and dry off, so your girlfriend steps in it and leaves tracks all over the house before she realizes it, just so she can yell at you for it?

Can you guess which one I am, lol. :twisted:

[PapiChullo]

I dry off in the shower. I hate when people have puddles in front of the shower.

[redgopher]

I think I speak for everyone when I say

WTF.

[SneakyPenguin]

none of those apply to me. i get somewhat dry in the shower, then stand on a mat and get more dry, then go to my room to finish.

[JimmieMac]

I want to see Naughty_Insomniac's dirty parts.

[grayghost81]

I dry a little in the shower, then hop on the mat and dry some more, then prance around my apartment in the nude until the rest air-dries. Hope this very usefull info is beneficial to all.

[Quackzilla]

A better bathroom poll would be "Do you wipe your ass sittting or standing?".

[Naughty_Insomniac]

I want to see Naughty_Insomniac's dirty parts.
You saw all of them last night.

In my dreams. You hot sexy thang.

[Naughty_Insomniac]

I suppose the half in, half out, version applies to the first option in the poll.

How the hell do you wipe your ass when you're standing up? I think you'd not do such a good job.

[SneakyPenguin]

maybe he meant kinda squatting, so your ass isnt touching the seat when you do the dirty deed.

[snotknocker]

I want to see Naughty_Insomniac's dirty parts.

congrats on your new rank

[snotknocker]

A better bathroom poll would be "Do you wipe your ass sittting or standing?".

or ....... Do you dry your sack last?

[Quackzilla]

I suppose the half in, half out, version applies to the first option in the poll.

How the hell do you wipe your ass when you're standing up? I think you'd not do such a good job.

No, its from an old poll. Many people do wipe standing up.

And some people scrunch instead of folding. :?

[Darke Katt]

I'm pretty neat; while still in the shower I wring my hair of excess water before wrapping it in a towel, then dry my body off with another towel. After I've dried my body, I spread the towel on the ground to get my feet.
Along with neatness, I do this because I hate jumping out of a nice hot shower into cold, cold air. Shudder. I leave the curtains drawn too, if I can. When I shower with hubby, he likes to yank open the curtains and get dry ASAP. >< I hate being cold!

[snotknocker]

^^^^ Mr.s Felix Unger

[jdpimp]

I won't believe any responses till I see photographic evidence.

[ZForce915]

What the hell is a shower?

[x0thedeadzone0x]

I open the sliding door, get out the shower, grab a towel, dry my hair off, dry myself off, wipe off the puddle most likely on the floor with the towel underneath me, go to my room, continue drying hair off, and get dressed.
fascinating.

[snotknocker]

I open the sliding door, get out the shower, grab a towel, dry my hair off, dry myself off, wipe off the puddle most likely on the floor with the towel underneath me, go to my room, continue drying hair off, and get dressed.
fascinating.

You really crack me up sometimes.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Glad I make somebody laugh other then myself.

uh woops. Did i say that?

i edited my profile just for you, my one and only fan.

[snotknocker]

Glad I make somebody laugh other then myself.

uh woops. Did i say that?

i edited my profile just for you, my one and only fan.

Fan? I would'nt go that far.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

oh man, i was shot down. fine, i'll take it out.

[Hereticked]

i get somewhat dry in the shower, then stand on a mat and get more dry

Apparently SneakyPenguin and I are the only people here who have heard of a bath mat? :shock:

[SneakyPenguin]

i get somewhat dry in the shower, then stand on a mat and get more dry

Apparently SneakyPenguin and I are the only people here who have heard of a bath matt? :shock:

i thought it was a shower mat? this will take much investigating...

[MorganWebbLover]

Bath matts are for rich folk I usually just dry myself off with my dirty T shirt .

[Naughty_Insomniac]

I do have a bath mat. But it's not really functional. My bathroom is yellow and blue with fishies. The mat is a yellow cut-out of a fishie. And it's rubber, or foam, or something, not very absorbent.

It works for me, but a certain man isn't smart enough to figure it out.

[Steggy]

i just dry in the shower.Im too lazy to jump out, dry, and then clean up afterwards. This way It all just flushes down the drain.

[Wshakspear]

Turn off shower. Shake head (Upper). while in shower, use towel to dry hair. step out onto mat/towel, so as to not leave puddle. dry the rest.

[Medium_Pimpin]

I dry a little in the shower, then hop on the mat and dry some more, then prance around my apartment in the nude until the rest air-dries. Hope this very usefull info is beneficial to all.

Same here, unless my roomate is home.

[jeffreyjrose]

Sometimes I see a topic, and I wonder if it's just worded to make me click on it. Then I see this, and I say WTF guys?