What's wrong with you?

[Scorch]

We all seem fine and dandy posting.. but I want to know what's wrong with you. I'm just curious.

Myself? I'm on colon medication after a violent food poisoning last July.. got put on the colon pills in January.. and everything's been fine since, which is great. I've had stomach trouble for years.. apart from that, i'm okay at the moment.

What about you?

[The Successful Dropout]

um....my right knee is fucked up from a car accident on the dvd release date of Van Helsing and I'm going to need surgery on it....is that what you were looking for?

[Scorch]

um....my right knee is fucked up from a car accident on the dvd release date of Van Helsing and I'm going to need surgery on it....is that what you were looking for?

More or less, sicknesses, injuries, etc.. just wondering what's wrong with you.

So.. were you on your way to get Van Helsing? :D

[Sarang01]

Well one day I fell down the stairs and ever since then one of my ankles hasn't been QUITE right. I can do a nice swivel on it though.

[The Successful Dropout]

More or less, sicknesses, injuries, etc.. just wondering what's wrong with you.

So.. were you on your way to get Van Helsing? :D

on my way back....the guy didn't seem to understand that when a light turns from green to yellow to red, it means you have to stop....so i was hit in the front driver side corner of my vehicle....which caused my knee to bang really fucking hard into the center piece of my vehicle...i dont know what the bone is called or how to explain it well...but there is a flimsy bone (or something) on the bottom right side of my thigh that connects to my knee....this bone pops in and out an inch whenever i bend in my leg 90 degrees or more....theres also a lot of pressure before it pops in and out....it more or less falls alseep and feels numb and very weak all of the time, rather than sore

[snotknocker]

Scorch is your colon spastic?

[JSweeney]

What's wrong with me?
Quite a bit.
Thanks for asking. :)

[crickett003]

Last October I got a paper cut on my right thumb along the side of the nail. After about 2 weeks, a small area around the cut was dead, white, and numb. Around the edges was very painful and red.
Over the next week or so, the dead tissue began to spread, my thumb became EXTREMELY swollen, and puss began to fill it.
I finally went to the doctor. She told me that she had never seen an infection that bad before. She lanced it (extremely painful) and took some cultures of it.

It was a severe staph infection. In the meantime, it got worse. I had spread down my entire thumb. I had constant liquid bowel movements, high fever, and began to seen red streaks going up my arm (blood poisoning).

I went back to the doctor, and she was visibly shaken. She immediately sent me to a surgeon. I was afraid I would lose my thumb.

He took a look at my horrible thumb and said, "That is a major infection." And with that, he reached into his cabinet, grabbed a sterile pack of instruments, and without warning/hesitation began cutting all of the dead tissue off of my thumb. NO NUMBING AGENTS AT ALL!

Oh my god! I cannot describe the pain. My right hand was up on the table being butchered. My left had was gripping my jeans. Sweat was pouring down my face. My teeth were clenched. I felt myself waiver into the unconscious. I didn't pass out, though.

I looked at my "thumb" when he was done cutting, and I couldn't believe how much was gone. It was very disturbing to look at. Half of my thumb was literally missing!

Wait... NO FUCKING VIDEOGAMES!!??! FUCK!!!!!

I actually adapted to playing games without using my thumb too much.

I took about 3 months to physically heal, but I still have no feeling in my thumb. I honestly don't know if I ever will.

I guess that's better than losing it.

If you ever cut yourself (even a little insignificant cut), please put some antibiotic ointment on it and keep it clean. This was a horrible experience that I wouldn't want anyone to go through.

[Xevious]

I need to get laid more. Otherwise, there is nothing wrong with me.

Oh....and I am spending too much time on CAG.

[Duo_Maxwell]

I'm blind in one eye (the right eye), so things involving really good depth perception take some getting used to.

[el bobo]

I got my wisdom teeth out on Friday, and I'm always hungry but when I start to eat I start to feel sick after a few seconds, this sucks.

[Ebraum]

I crushed a disc in my spine . In alot of pain & hard to get around sometimes.
I used to be a gym rat so it sucks not being able to lift anymore.

[Tromack]

Um...my knee is very spotty ever since I dislocated it a couple years back. That's just about it though.

[howlinmad]

My head's up my ass.

[AlbinoNinja]

Last October I got a paper cut on my right thumb along the side of the nail. After about 2 weeks, a small area around the cut was dead, white, and numb. Around the edges was very painful and red.
Over the next week or so, the dead tissue began to spread, my thumb became EXTREMELY swollen, and puss began to fill it.
I finally went to the doctor. She told me that she had never seen an infection that bad before. She lanced it (extremely painful) and took some cultures of it.

It was a severe staph infection. In the meantime, it got worse. I had spread down my entire thumb. I had constant liquid bowel movements, high fever, and began to seen red streaks going up my arm (blood poisoning).

I went back to the doctor, and she was visibly shaken. She immediately sent me to a surgeon. I was afraid I would lose my thumb.

He took a look at my horrible thumb and said, "That is a major infection." And with that, he reached into his cabinet, grabbed a sterile pack of instruments, and without warning/hesitation began cutting all of the dead tissue off of my thumb. NO NUMBING AGENTS AT ALL!

Oh my god! I cannot describe the pain. My right hand was up on the table being butchered. My left had was gripping my jeans. Sweat was pouring down my face. My teeth were clenched. I felt myself waiver into the unconscious. I didn't pass out, though.

I looked at my "thumb" when he was done cutting, and I couldn't believe how much was gone. It was very disturbing to look at. Half of my thumb was literally missing!

Wait... NO FUCKING VIDEOGAMES!!??! FUCK!!!!!

I actually adapted to playing games without using my thumb too much.

I took about 3 months to physically heal, but I still have no feeling in my thumb. I honestly don't know if I ever will.

I guess that's better than losing it.

If you ever cut yourself (even a little insignificant cut), please put some antibiotic ointment on it and keep it clean. This was a horrible experience that I wouldn't want anyone to go through.


ew ew EW!

and I'm as fit as a fiddle!

[evilmregg]

I'm still recovering from an ingrown toenail, and that toe of mine ain't pretty. I've also got bad chemicals in my brain, and I'm taking Zoloft to try and fix them.

[JSweeney]

My head's up my ass.

Sounds painful. So how'd you get so flexible?

[bil4l]

Right now the right side of my my right hip gets extremely sharp pains like someone is stabbing me there. It's ridiculously painful, but the pain is totally random. I worked my calves yesterday at the gym and it felt fine, but then last night at work it just started hurting out of the blue. It's fine right now though.

[thisiswack]

I'm hungover

[zionoverfire]

I'm a chemist, that's what's fucking wrong with me.

[organicow]

I'm a musician, if that counts. ;)

Seriously though...

I guess right now the only thing that is really 'wrong' with me is that I am hopelessly addicted to smoking. I quit 2 weeks ago and I am on the patch because I am a sissy. I actually don't crave cigs anymore, but the patch makes me a moody bastard and gives me f'd up dreams. I've got about 5 weeks left on this goddamn thing, but it does seem to be working!

well, aside from that, I also have a wonky knee since I dislocated it about 10 years ago. I've popped it out a couple times since then, and it just ain't right.

[Nirvanaguy777]

Im currently 4 days into my medication for my sinus infection, Im also very tired due to my job.

[nickmad]

shattered the growth plate in my right ankle 3 times.
shattered the growth plate in my left ankle 3 times.
right knee was injured and never repaired.
small fracture in neck vertabre. paralysed for probably 1 minute.

all above sports injuries took place between 7th and 11th grade.

[Dead of Knight]

I have a burn scar from cooking on my right arm, it looks kinda cool. But the scar right near my left eye from falling while going up stairs (there was shit on the stairs that made me trip, messy fucking mom) kinda sucks. It even still hurts a bit if I press on it, like a bruise, even though the accident happened months ago.

[trytej]

I need some chicks and badly.

[nickmad]

Last October I got a paper cut on my right thumb along the side of the nail. After about 2 weeks, a small area around the cut was dead, white, and numb. Around the edges was very painful and red.
Over the next week or so, the dead tissue began to spread, my thumb became EXTREMELY swollen, and puss began to fill it.
I finally went to the doctor. She told me that she had never seen an infection that bad before. She lanced it (extremely painful) and took some cultures of it.

It was a severe staph infection. In the meantime, it got worse. I had spread down my entire thumb. I had constant liquid bowel movements, high fever, and began to seen red streaks going up my arm (blood poisoning).

I went back to the doctor, and she was visibly shaken. She immediately sent me to a surgeon. I was afraid I would lose my thumb.

He took a look at my horrible thumb and said, "That is a major infection." And with that, he reached into his cabinet, grabbed a sterile pack of instruments, and without warning/hesitation began cutting all of the dead tissue off of my thumb. NO NUMBING AGENTS AT ALL!

Oh my god! I cannot describe the pain. My right hand was up on the table being butchered. My left had was gripping my jeans. Sweat was pouring down my face. My teeth were clenched. I felt myself waiver into the unconscious. I didn't pass out, though.

I looked at my "thumb" when he was done cutting, and I couldn't believe how much was gone. It was very disturbing to look at. Half of my thumb was literally missing!

Wait... NO FUCKING VIDEOGAMES!!??! FUCK!!!!!

I actually adapted to playing games without using my thumb too much.

I took about 3 months to physically heal, but I still have no feeling in my thumb. I honestly don't know if I ever will.

I guess that's better than losing it.

If you ever cut yourself (even a little insignificant cut), please put some antibiotic ointment on it and keep it clean. This was a horrible experience that I wouldn't want anyone to go through.

curious, can we see a picture of your gimp thumb?

[tyecko]

i have something where my stomach will hurt all the time and more after i eat and if it's not hurting my head will be pounding. I have had this just about a year now and the doctors have yet to diagnois it correctly. In a nutshell, I live in a personal hell of pain.

[Graystone]

I am a bum in a alley. I am typing this on a pop cans. I'm also dead.

[MrWazeleski]

I have type 1 diabetes.

[crickett003]

curious, can we see a picture of your gimp thumb?

I really wish I would have documented and photgraphed it. But unfortunately, I didn't. :(

Right now, it pretty much looks like a somewhat normal thumb. Just numbness (which sucks, but I'm counting my blessings- it's better than the alternative!!).

[Ozzkev55]

I have no common sense whatsoever

[DuelLadyS]

I get kinda thick calluses on feet, and if I don't take them time to treat them every few days, the skin on my feet cracks and starts to rip off, and bleeds if I let it go too long. It's rather annoying.