Close Encounters of the Sexual Kind [Mobile/Archive]

Brak

07-27-2005, 12:51 AM

How many sexual (intercourse) partners have you been with?

I just thought this would be an interesting poll / discussion.

Are you more of a man for banging more chicks? Is a girl a slut for banging more than a couple dudes? Is waiting for marriage a weakness or a strength?

I'd prefer people keep their castings annonymous, but whatever goes, I guess. I don't want this to turn into a brag-fest or a flame-fest. We can be civil about this.

*Beavis & Butt-Head laughter*

Anyway, this should be interesting to see the results. Does title dictate behavior? Are gamers destined to never mix bodily fluids in way of procreating? So on and so forth.

Scorch

07-27-2005, 12:57 AM

Depends on what you count as a partner. Sexual relations or intercourse?

Brak

07-27-2005, 12:58 AM

Good question, which could be up for debate.

I guess I'm speaking in terms of sexual intercouse.

chosen1s

07-27-2005, 12:58 AM

There is a wide spectrum of sexual activity. You should probably define "sex" if you want your poll to be valid.

Michaellvortega

07-27-2005, 01:01 AM

Girls that have been with a lot of guys are a turn off to me(going down counts). On the guy side of things,Just because you had sex with a lot of ladies will not make you cool at all, a Ho bag is a Ho bag regardless of gender. I wont waste my time at all with a woman that is easy,that dosnt mean people can't change. ::flame shield on!::

Ozzkev55

07-27-2005, 01:01 AM

40+!!!

Oh we say what we picked....uhh none

SneakyPenguin

07-27-2005, 01:01 AM

None.

The VGM

07-27-2005, 01:02 AM

I wonder if the 2 40+ people picked that to make themselves feel better :-k

Brak

07-27-2005, 01:04 AM

I accidentally picked "two parnets"... Meant to pick "one partner".

Anyway, the "None, and I never plan on it" choice has always been something of interest for me. I mean, people having that choice is an interesting idea...

SneakyPenguin

07-27-2005, 01:06 AM

I accidentally picked "two"... Meant to pick "one".

Anyway, the "None, and I never plan on it" choice has always been something of interest for me. I mean, people having that choice is an interesting idea...

They could be clergy. Sworn to an oath of celibacy, not much choice.

jaykrue

07-27-2005, 01:08 AM

I wonder if the 2 40+ people picked that to make themselves feel better :-k

Well, I've been dating since I was 12 (my first time was with a 14 yr old 8th grader) and I haven't really stopped since (I'm 28 now) and I averaged about 8 girls a year (give or take) so 8x16= 58 but I'm sure it's probably less since some years were droughts while others were fertile (pun intended). :lol:

Girls that have been with a lot of guys are a turn off to me(going down counts). On the guy side of things,Just because you had sex with a lot of ladies will not make you cool at all, a Ho bag is a Ho bag regardless of gender. I wont waste my time at all with a woman that is easy,that dosnt mean people can't change. ::flame shield on!::

Well, that's a stereotype. Just because a girl has had sex with a lot of guys doesn't mean she's a ho bag. She could just be mental unstable. :bouncy: And I've had to work for most of the girls I've been so I can't say they were easy.:lol:

Ozzkev55

07-27-2005, 01:11 AM

Whats the deal with the amish...to they have multiple wives like mormons, or one, or none

The VGM

07-27-2005, 01:15 AM

Well, I've been dating since I was 12 (my first time was with a 14 yr old 8th grader) and I haven't really stopped since (I'm 28 now) and I averaged about 8 girls a year (give or take) so 8x16= 58 but I'm sure it's probably less since some years were droughts while others were fertile (pun intended). :lol:

Well, that's a stereotype. Just because a girl has had sex with a lot of guys doesn't mean she's a ho bag. She could just be mental unstable. :bouncy: And I've had to work for most of the girls I've been so I can't say they were easy.:lol:

How many venereal diseases have you gotten? :lol:

jaykrue

07-27-2005, 01:23 AM

How many venereal diseases have you gotten? :lol:

None. My mom, being a general practice doctor, drilled into my head all the nasty stuff that could happen to my package. She also included pictures in her presentation which I thought was a bit extreme. :roll: But the funniest part has to be the fact that she was the one who bought me my first box of condoms. :lol: So I've been pretty careful about that stuff. I also get a check up every 3 months or so (fringe benefits to having a mom as a doc 8-) ).

R1V3R5

07-27-2005, 01:25 AM

Whats the deal with the amish...to they have multiple wives like mormons, or one, or none

Well, in the United States, polygamy is now illegal regardless of the state. However, I only think Muslims and Mormons practice such a thing.

Graystone

07-27-2005, 01:29 AM

I wonder if the 2 40+ people picked that to make themselves feel better :-k

Those type of people remind me of that song "never gonna get it"

Ozzkev55

07-27-2005, 01:30 AM

Those type of people remind me of that song "never gonna get it"
or "Never Gonna Stop"
or "Turbo Lover"

Tromack

07-27-2005, 01:31 AM

Well, I put down the number that I had actual intercouse with. You could add another 15 or so if we include all other kinds of sex.

jaykrue

07-27-2005, 01:35 AM

From one of those stupid internet surveys I recently took :lol: :

The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSMm)

Compassionate, loving, and understanding, but only for one business week, you are The 5-Night Stand.

Sex is your primary objective, and you are a skilled manipulator. Therefore, you get LOTS of ass. Most likely, you juggle many women at once; you care about all of them a lot, but each of them a little. It adds up, right? One love.

You're not dishonest with people, exactly. It's unlikely, for instance, you'd actually say "I love you," just to get laid; and you might even go as far as explaining "I'm not ready for a commitment" to a potential partner. Of course, when you say it, you'd smile that special smile, like you two have an inside joke. Her.

Your exact opposite:
The Boy Next Door

Random Gentle Love Dreamer

The secret of your success? Every nice person has an instinct to fix the broken dirtbag within you.
To wit, your most likely occupations are stock broker, lawyer, and photographer. You are a hard worker, because power and success turn you on.

"While the breadwinning, gentle husbands of the world are mowing their front lawns, you are literally fucking their wives."

ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Sudden Departure, The Dirty Little Secret

CONSIDER: The Stiletto

Most of that is true except the wife-fucking part. To my knowledge, all the girls I've hooked up with were of the single persuasion.:bouncy:

spoo

07-27-2005, 02:01 AM

I am still with my first but I have had many "everything but sex" partners.

sblymnlcrymnl

07-27-2005, 02:03 AM

From one of those stupid internet surveys I recently took :lol: :

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSD&g=1&o=1&h=190

Fuck. :cry: :lol:

Stoneage

07-27-2005, 02:06 AM

I am still with my first but I have had many "everything but sex" partners.

Does that include the thing with the pudding.....arrrrrrrgggghhhhhh.....

The Successful Dropout

07-27-2005, 02:09 AM

How many venereal diseases have you gotten? :lol:

how dare you pose that question to the master of the ass-cleaning!

jaykrue

07-27-2005, 02:17 AM

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSD&g=1&o=1&h=190

Fuck. :cry: :lol:

Are you fucking serious? :lol: Well, if you ever need any help, I'll take you as my wingman.:bouncy:

how dare you pose that question to the master of the ass-cleaning!

Rare thing, that. I'm not much for going to the fudge tunnel... unless she asks first. :twisted:

GizmoGC

07-27-2005, 02:22 AM

Ive only had sex with 2 women...first being my first girlfried of 3 1/2 years, and the second with my now fiancee/wife.

Now, if we talk about OTHER things....I really couldn't count.

willardhaven

07-27-2005, 02:39 AM

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RBSD&g=1&o=1&h=190

Fuck. :cry: :lol:

what survey is that?

Pylis

07-27-2005, 02:48 AM

One girlfriend, no sex. I'm ashamed. :-(

Well, not really. I'm one of those conservative fucks who wants to wait until marriage.

GizmoGC

07-27-2005, 03:04 AM

One girlfriend, no sex. I'm ashamed. :-(

Well, not really. I'm one of those conservative fucks who wants to wait until marriage.

FREAK! J/K

spoo

07-27-2005, 03:05 AM

Does that include the thing with the pudding.....arrrrrrrgggghhhhhh.....
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Zenithian Legend

07-27-2005, 03:14 AM

40+... right, I do have a few friends that have had that much sex, but seriously, that's probably not right. Plus if you've fucked that many people, chances are you've done a great deal of charity work. The horse does no charity work. That being said, I'm one of the 10 most sexually active cags on the site apparently, assuming that some of those 40+ers are lies. Kind of surprised there's so many virgins these days, last time someone did a poll like this it seemed like most CAGs could get laid.

snotknocker

07-27-2005, 03:14 AM

I was a teenage man whore who was pimped out to older wealthy women - 40+

jaykrue

07-27-2005, 03:25 AM

The VGM

07-27-2005, 03:52 AM

This test is fucking brutal.

Suppose your boyfriend/girlfriend is horribly burned in a car accident that was totally your fault. They are badly mutilated and fucking *pissed*. Is it time to say goodbye? We're trying to see how you cope with change.
yes, goodbye
no

Edit: I got Poolboy. Random Gentle Sex Dreamer. wth?

spoo

07-27-2005, 05:19 AM

I am http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLD&g=1&o=1&h=172

jaykrue

07-27-2005, 05:22 AM

I am http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLD&g=1&o=1&h=172

You, sir, are my nemesis! We meet, pistols at dawn!:lol:

This test is fucking brutal.

Suppose your boyfriend/girlfriend is horribly burned in a car accident that was totally your fault. They are badly mutilated and fucking *pissed*. Is it time to say goodbye? We're trying to see how you cope with change.
yes, goodbye
no

Edit: I got Poolboy. Random Gentle Sex Dreamer. wth?

Well, it's meant to test your reaction these situations if they ever came up. :D

spoo

07-27-2005, 05:29 AM

You, sir, are my nemesis! We meet, pistols at dawn!:lol:

This is what happens when you have been in a relationship so long you can't remember being single :cold:

jaykrue

07-27-2005, 05:34 AM

This is what happens when you have been in a relationship so long you can't remember being single :cold:

Don't worry, it's like learning how to ride a bike - you'll remember how to do it after a few tries. :lol:

SneakyPenguin

07-27-2005, 05:44 AM

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLD&g=1&o=1&h=177

Exactly what I thought I'd get. Even though I answered that I'd rather have 10,000 people die rather than my self. and that I put malicious as a character trait.

Sleepkyng

07-27-2005, 05:46 AM

My gf made me take this test and I got the loverboy...
http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=1&o=1&h=172

don't know what to say, except I'M AWESOME...

whoohoo internet... ... sigh ...

The Successful Dropout

07-27-2005, 06:11 AM

Are you fucking serious? :lol: Well, if you ever need any help, I'll take you as my wingman.:bouncy:

Rare thing, that. I'm not much for going to the fudge tunnel... unless she asks first. :twisted:
i was actually referring to the way you wipe :lol:

The Successful Dropout

07-27-2005, 06:27 AM

My gf made me take this test and I got the loverboy...
http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=RGLM&g=1&o=1&h=172

don't know what to say, except I'M AWESOME...

whoohoo internet... ... sigh ...

i'm a fucking billy goat?!!?

http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSDm.gifThe Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer(DBSDm)

Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.

You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.

You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.
http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif

ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet, The Wild Rose

CONSIDER: The Playstation

Your exact opposite:
The Loverboy
http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLMm_thumb.gif

Quackzilla

07-27-2005, 09:01 AM

Most of the people who answer "40+" are virgins.

AngellicLulu

07-27-2005, 10:32 AM

I've been with one person and I'm engaged to said person.
And my quiz results:
"The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy"

ragtop70

07-27-2005, 11:17 AM

Am I the only one who notices jaykrue's faulty math? 8 X 16 = not 58, but 128! So jaykrue, according to jaykrue himself, has been with 128 women.
And according to okcupid I am:
The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master
While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

rvdrock

07-27-2005, 11:28 AM

Most of the people who answer "40+" are virgins.

People are fairly honest on this site, and why would you lie on here? It just seems pointless, and yes I am one of the 40+ and yes thats legit and NO I'm not proud of it.

shrike4242

07-27-2005, 12:08 PM

Which tests are you people taking?

Sleepkyng

07-27-2005, 12:09 PM

HAHAHA, so we meet at last...

I may look like a schmuck, but check out your googly billy goat eyes. :lol:

i'm a fucking billy goat?!!?

http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSDm.gifThe Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer(DBSDm)

Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.

You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.

You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.
http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif

ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet, The Wild Rose

CONSIDER: The Playstation

Your exact opposite:
The Loverboy
http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLMm_thumb.gif

AngellicLulu

07-27-2005, 12:14 PM

Which tests are you people taking?
the main ok cupid test. took me awhile to figure out which test as well.

Greetard

07-27-2005, 12:20 PM

i'm a fucking billy goat?!!?

http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DBSDm.gifThe Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer(DBSDm)

Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.

You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.

You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.
http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/square.gif

ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss, The Sonnet, The Wild Rose

CONSIDER: The Playstation

Your exact opposite:
The Loverboy
http://is1.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/RGLMm_thumb.gif

So am I. This sucks.

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DBSD&g=1&o=1&h=180

I bet it wouldn't be so bad, if it wasn't for the fact that everything it says is true.

Quackzilla

07-27-2005, 12:21 PM

There needs to be a "how did you find out what a clitoris was" topic.

shrike4242

07-27-2005, 12:21 PM

the main ok cupid test. took me awhile to figure out which test as well.

Their site makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine. Hopefully, I won't be dead before I find it. :roll:

Sleepkyng

07-27-2005, 12:25 PM

as esoteric and vague as the questions are, I found it to be surprisingly accurate...

jaykrue

07-27-2005, 12:32 PM

Am I the only one who notices jaykrue's faulty math? 8 X 16 = not 58, but 128! So jaykrue, according to jaykrue himself, has been with 128 women.

Hehe, nice catch. Sorry but math isn't my strong point :oops: but seriously after 30 or so you stop keeping track. :lol:

There needs to be a "how did you find out what a clitoris was" topic.

Seriously? There are guys who don't know where it is? I find that incredulous! :lol:

shrike4242

07-27-2005, 12:38 PM

Their site makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine. Hopefully, I won't be dead before I find it. :roll:

Looks like I'll be dead before I find it. Oh well.

getmeoutofjoliet

07-27-2005, 01:09 PM

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSM&g=1&o=1&h=180

ouch!!! thats me

jaykrue

07-27-2005, 01:14 PM

Looks like I'll be dead before I find it. Oh well.

Let me give you a shortcut :lol: :
http://www.okcupid.com/oktest

http://www.okcupid.com/personality?type=DGSM&g=1&o=1&h=180

ouch!!! thats me

Being a Bachelor's not a bad thing. Only thing better, I think, is the Playboy or the 5-Night Stand (like me).

Quackzilla

07-27-2005, 01:23 PM

Seriously? There are guys who don't know where it is? I find that incredulous! :lol:
Not where it is, WHAT it is.

Some people find out about it in magazines, internet, etc. and the really lucky people discover it through first hand experience.

jaykrue

07-27-2005, 01:24 PM

Not where it is, WHAT it is.

Some people find out about it in magazines, internet, etc. and the really lucky people discover it through first hand experience.

:lol: Just when I thought I couldn't conceive of something more unbelievable. That's really sad. I thought everyone knew this stuff by the time they reach the age of 12.