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javeryh
08-06-2005, 11:32 AM
I just got this from Ken Kutaragi himself for being a top secret super duper Sony insider - I promised not to leak it to the public but I couldn't resist. I can't wait!!!!

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5854/ps35az.png
Quackzilla
08-06-2005, 11:34 AM
Beer!
supadupacheap
08-06-2005, 11:44 AM
I cant wait to play Jak 19 with that thing!
Grave_Addiction
08-06-2005, 12:35 PM
If it only had an attached Pocket Rocket with rumble technology, it would be perfect.
Ugamer_X
08-06-2005, 12:38 PM
Could you please put "joke" in the title, so unsuspecting users won't click on it and get bombarded by the idiocy that lies ahead?
mtxbass1
08-06-2005, 12:41 PM
Nipples!
munch
08-06-2005, 12:43 PM
Could you please put "joke" in the title, so unsuspecting users won't click on it and get bombarded by the idiocy that lies ahead?

wait, so this isn't the controller? damn, i was getting excited.
Vinny
08-06-2005, 12:51 PM
wait, so this isn't the controller? damn, i was getting excited.

I know... me too, this one is way better than the boomerang.
repetske
08-06-2005, 12:55 PM
Could you please put "joke" in the title, so unsuspecting users won't click on it and get bombarded by the idiocy that lies ahead?

You make it sound like people are being victimized because they spend the whole 3 seconds it takes to look at a thread. I think putting joke in the title would kind of ruin the fun shock that it is in fact a harmless, although very amusing, joke.
Noodle Pirate!
08-06-2005, 01:14 PM
God i hope they come out with a non alcoholic version!
musha666
08-06-2005, 01:25 PM
Are you sure thats not the Revolutions new controller? With all the extra gadgets and doodads it looks like something Nintendo would do.
maddfrog
08-06-2005, 01:26 PM
With the price being so high as many people are saying, they might as well through in some beer, or lace the PS3 with crack or something ;)
Shinkuu Ryao
08-06-2005, 01:30 PM
Now I never have to get up to get my beer while playing games!
DT778
08-07-2005, 10:06 PM
thanks for the laugh.
Tromack
08-07-2005, 10:10 PM
What are the nipple pinchers for? I mean besides the obvious pinching of the nipples.
CoffeeEdge
08-07-2005, 10:15 PM
It DOES NOT HAVE rubber duckie.

IT SUCKS.
DT778
08-07-2005, 10:16 PM
the nipple pinchers are for movement i think, because it doesn't have a joystick or dpad.
Shinkuu Ryao
08-07-2005, 10:16 PM
What are the nipple pinchers for? I mean besides the obvious pinching of the nipples.

Haven't you always wanted to shut someone up while you play your games?

And they can double as controlers for hands free stuff (ex: you're on your computer and want to play a game, so you slap those things onto your nipples and let them do the work while you type whatever)
javeryh
08-08-2005, 11:40 AM
What are the nipple pinchers for? I mean besides the obvious pinching of the nipples.

The nipple pinchers replace the need for a rumble pack. There is a dial on the back (not pictured) that you can set from "purple nurple" to "pierced and bloody" and everything in between. It sounds awesome.
Blind the Thief
08-08-2005, 01:52 PM
Aw, I liked the boomerang. I felt safe from dingos.
Purkeynator
08-08-2005, 01:58 PM
Where does the Trance Vibrator plug in?
Prepster
08-09-2005, 01:59 AM
The nipple pinchers replace the need for a rumble pack. There is a dial on the back (not pictured) that you can set from "purple nurple" to "pierced and bloody" and everything in between. It sounds awesome.

rofl, best post yet, hahaha!
praystation
08-09-2005, 04:49 AM
Oh NO! They changed the Triangle, square, circles, and X with S, O , N, and Y??? That is so SONY!
rocksolidaudio
08-09-2005, 05:55 AM
thank god for wireless, all my wired nipple pinchers were really getting into a tangle in front of the tv...
Theenternal
08-09-2005, 06:31 AM
With the price being so high as many people are saying, they might as well through in some beer, or lace the PS3 with crack or something ;)


so the controllers don't come with crack? Am I too late for the free crack give away?
Friedle
08-09-2005, 11:19 AM
No testicle clamps? What a letdown.
thekoolninja
08-09-2005, 02:37 PM
http://ps3banana.ytmnd.com
camoor
08-09-2005, 03:22 PM
No testicle clamps? What a letdown.

Calm down, we haven't seen all the accessories and third-party entries yet!
cleaver
08-09-2005, 03:27 PM
Leisure Suit Larry 11 here I come!
redgopher
08-09-2005, 08:51 PM
Wow. That wasn't a waste of my time. Not at all.
donssword
08-10-2005, 04:57 PM
sure this is not the sooper-secret Revolution controller?
suko_32
08-12-2005, 02:01 AM
Hmm...it's gonna be hard to get a grip on the thing. I also see that they ditched the L and R buttons...
pablo1134
08-12-2005, 02:46 AM
that may be the GREATEST CONTROLLER EVER!!!!

does it come in green???
Miguel B
08-19-2005, 01:50 AM
F U S O N Y
Spoon_si
08-20-2005, 11:57 AM
15 sec of my life was lost... thanks OP
daphatty
08-20-2005, 12:14 PM
Wow. That wasn't a waste of my time. Not at all.

Agreed...
SpottedNigel
08-20-2005, 12:21 PM
Wow...havent seen Chunky soup guy in a while.

I like it, except i hate beer. Maybe if it could hold Martinis i'd do it, but alas i'll have to pass.
Jaket
08-20-2005, 12:24 PM
fixed title
Dogpatch
08-21-2005, 02:48 AM
Be hell to pay if you throw that one.