View Full Version : Sblymnl has competition....Dating Natalie Portman...
The Successful Dropout
08-18-2005, 07:22 AM
Heard it on the Howard Stern show a few minutes ago. (http://www.datemenatalie.com/)
Dr Mario Kart
08-18-2005, 07:51 AM
I think he mainly wants to go back in time and date the Natalie thats like 12 years old though.
Theenternal
08-18-2005, 07:52 AM
I think he mainly wants to go back in time and date the Natalie thats like 12 years old though.
thats the word that ive heard on the street. ;)
btw I have a friend that could definetely be a NP impersonator... and she is into video games
Mr. Anderson
08-18-2005, 08:00 AM
That's pretty great, at least it's not too stalker-ish.
Kain Vincent
08-18-2005, 08:28 AM
I think he mainly wants to go back in time and date the Natalie thats like 12 years old though.
Would he have it any other way? ;)
The Successful Dropout
08-18-2005, 12:18 PM
Would he have it any other way? ;)
im betting, "no"
sblymnlcrymnl
08-18-2005, 12:20 PM
Would he have it any other way? ;)
Actually Natalie's good at any age. :drool:
btw I have a friend that could definetely be a NP impersonator... and she is into video games
I used to work with a girl who only kind of looked like Nat, but her voice was dead on.
jaykrue
08-18-2005, 12:26 PM
Actually Natalie's good at any age. :drool:
And it seems more like competition for GameDude. :lol:
Obviously, no one here remembers that I gave subbie a time machine and allowed him to take all the Natalies from different dimensions/times under the age of 13. :lol: The plan worked! Success! :twisted:
sblymnlcrymnl
08-18-2005, 03:12 PM
Obviously, no one here remembers that I gave subbie a time machine and allowed him to take all the Natalies from different dimensions/times under the age of 13. :lol: The plan worked! Success! :twisted:
8-) :lol:
I hope Natalie Portman has a thing for teeth that look like Monopoly game pieces spraypainted white.
http://www.datemenatalie.com/physical/andy02.jpg
... spraypainted white.
Correction: off-white.
Professor Oreo
08-18-2005, 03:41 PM
Yeah that poor kid definitely has a busted grill. No Hollywood-chick is going to date some guy wirh a mouthful of tic-tacs like that. It kills me that somehow he thinks he is compatible with her, when he knows absolutely nothing about what she is really like, having never met her before and all.
Now is it just me, or does it look like his website was made by Napoleon Dynamite? I keep looking for the link to show me where I can vote for Pedro.
Ikohn4ever
08-18-2005, 03:43 PM
My friend was at a party a couple years back in long island and she was there, but he was too shy to talk to her
Santurio
08-18-2005, 03:43 PM
That idea isn't new or "fresh" but hey it if it works I'll have someone new to add to my hit list of people getting in my way for Natalie and me to live in peaceful bliss. :twisted: For now Sub is one of my most serious concerns, Gael Garcia Bernal and that kid she found funny while doing a talk show awhile back. :evil: That kid could fit himself through a tennis racket, she actually thought he was interesting.
Edit: [Gael Garcia Bernal] this one is hard because I really like some of his movies..............but he got in they way and he's got to go. They are no longer dating but I feel it would be only right to just get rid of him.
Javery
08-18-2005, 03:48 PM
He's totally going to get a date with her or at least get to meet her.
The VGM
08-18-2005, 04:41 PM
haha, he lives in Connecticut.
neocisco
08-18-2005, 04:46 PM
He's totally going to get a date with her or at least get to meet her.
He'll get to meet her and her 280 lb bodyguard Rocco.
flowery
08-18-2005, 04:59 PM
This gave me a good chuckle.
sblymnlcrymnl
08-18-2005, 05:01 PM
He'll get to meet her and her 280 lb bodyguard Rocco.
Oh, you know Rocco? Yeah, we go way back. 8-) ;) :lol:
neocisco
08-19-2005, 12:40 AM
Oh, you know Rocco? Yeah, we go way back. 8-) ;) :lol:
Did he have you in a headlock or a chicken wing?:D
sblymnlcrymnl
08-19-2005, 09:36 AM
Did he have you in a headlock or a chicken wing?:D
Full nelson. :cry: :lol: