View Full Version : Who is baby Jesus
U2K Tha Greate$t
09-06-2005, 06:42 PM
Just curious, because sometimes when i post threads on other forums, someone would come in and say " Baby Jesus Cries ".
Whats this i dont know about yall? :hot:
Gothic Walrus
09-06-2005, 06:45 PM
Remember, kids - flame and he'll be annoyed. Use the ignore function and he's gone forever!
mtxbass1
09-06-2005, 06:52 PM
Remember, kids - flame and he'll be annoyed. Use the ignore function and he's gone forever!
The walrus speaks wise words.
modium
09-06-2005, 06:52 PM
Remember, kids - flame and he'll be annoyed. Use the ignore function and he's gone forever!But we must preserve him. He's such a perfect specimen.
Deadpool
09-06-2005, 06:54 PM
This post makes baby Jesus cry.
Zman310
09-06-2005, 06:58 PM
http://home.comcast.net/%7Emcdonnellj31/smartchart.jpg
jimbo12457
09-06-2005, 07:01 PM
http://home.comcast.net/%7Emcdonnellj31/smartchart.jpg
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/3081/babyjesus5ki.jpg
The Successful Dropout
09-06-2005, 07:42 PM
i've ate shit that was smarter than this thread
Ikohn4ever
09-06-2005, 07:43 PM
its a joke from the simpsons when flanders lies infront of his kids and one of his kids says "lying makes baby jesus cry"
mykevermin
09-06-2005, 07:43 PM
Man, I said Je-BUS. Je-BUS, with a "b."
Just don't go starting a whole new thread asking about that.
Sleepkyng
09-06-2005, 07:50 PM
This makes me cry a little inside. And crying inside is like dying inside...
He's the one in the middle.
http://www.squarehe.com/images/041006/baby-jesus.jpg
Sleepkyng
09-06-2005, 07:54 PM
He's the one in the middle.
that's so good I can taste it.
camoor
09-06-2005, 07:55 PM
He's the one in the middle.
http://www.squarehe.com/images/041006/baby-jesus.jpg
Is that a game?
The Successful Dropout
09-06-2005, 07:56 PM
Is that a game?
bible adventures or something, i believe...if i recall, i use to always drown moses in that game
alonzomourning23
09-06-2005, 08:43 PM
bible adventures or something, i believe...if i recall, i use to always drown moses in that game
That games not half bad, at least for the time I played it. It seems to use the mario 2 engine. Though the noahs ark game (it has 3 games) got very repetitive:
find a male horse, bring it to boat, now watch a scene of it walking, find a female horse, bring to boat, watch scene, male donkey, boat, scene, female donkey, boat scene, male monkey, boat, scene, female monkey, boat, scene etc.
camoor
09-06-2005, 10:13 PM
bible adventures or something, i believe...if i recall, i use to always drown moses in that game
:lol:
You can drown Moses??
What about God - he doesn't step in all deus ex machina like to save his believers?
camoor
09-06-2005, 10:14 PM
That games not half bad, at least for the time I played it. It seems to use the mario 2 engine. Though the noahs ark game (it has 3 games) got very repetitive:
find a male horse, bring it to boat, now watch a scene of it walking, find a female horse, bring to boat, watch scene, male donkey, boat, scene, female donkey, boat scene, male monkey, boat, scene, female monkey, boat, scene etc.
Hmmmm.
What was the scene... I thought this was a family friendly game.
help1
09-06-2005, 10:17 PM
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky
Gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky
alonzomourning23
09-06-2005, 10:31 PM
Hmmmm.
What was the scene... I thought this was a family friendly game.
Just showed them walking into the ship (view is if your inside it), and then toward the right I believe.
There were 3 games, one where you had to carry moses to the end of the level, and yes, you could drown him. The other you had to get male and female pairs of various different animals onto noahs ark. And the third you had to find all the sheep in each level. Each level became increasingly more challenging with more sheep and animal pairs to find, the moses one just got more difficult. It was the strongest of the 3, with noah being the weakest. There's also little bible passages you can find as bonuses throughout the level. I didn't beat any of the 3 games though, so I don't know if you got a bonus at the end or anything for finding all the passages.
I bought the game in a strange small video game shop in buffalo. I only played it for the first time a month or two ago, so the memory of it is recent.
I gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky
Gotta testify, come up in the spot looking extra fly
For the day I die, I'mma touch the sky
Help1 tells it like it is.
camoor
09-06-2005, 10:33 PM
Just showed them walking into the ship (view is if your inside it), and then toward the right I believe.
There were 3 games, one where you had to carry moses to the end of the level, and yes, you could drown him. The other you had to get male and female pairs of various different animals onto noahs ark. And the third you had to find all the sheep in each level. Each level became increasingly more challenging with more sheep and animal pairs to find, the moses one just got more difficult. It was the strongest of the 3, with noah being the weakest. There's also little bible passages you can find as bonuses throughout the level. I didn't beat any of the 3 games though, so I don't know if you got a bonus at the end or anything for finding all the passages.
I bought the game in a strange small video game shop in buffalo. I only played it for the first time a month or two ago, so the memory of it is recent.
Cool, I find it interesting. What did Moses do with all the sheep?
Thats a joke, thanks for the game description though.
alonzomourning23
09-06-2005, 10:40 PM
Cool, I find it interesting. What did Moses do with all the sheep?
Moses was the baby, noah had the animal pairs, and david collected sheep. I have no idea why you were collecting sheep. I haven't kept up on my biblical children stories, which is the reason david and goliath are usually mentioned.
It's a nice diversion, not a game you sit there for hours playing most likely, but it's relatively cheap (I paid 5, it doesn't go for much more than that on ebay), relatively common for an unlicensed game (I saw another one the next time I went back to that store), and good just as an oddity. The only issue is I was somewhat embarrassed to be buying it.
camoor
09-06-2005, 11:03 PM
It's a nice diversion, not a game you sit there for hours playing most likely, but it's relatively cheap (I paid 5, it doesn't go for much more than that on ebay), relatively common for an unlicensed game (I saw another one the next time I went back to that store), and good just as an oddity. The only issue is I was somewhat embarrassed to be buying it.
LoL I know what you mean. I also like quirky games or games with odd gameplay, but you can feel like a chube when you're buying a game like "Mr Domino"
alonzomourning23
09-06-2005, 11:18 PM
LoL I know what you mean. I also like quirky games or games with odd gameplay, but you can feel like a chube when you're buying a game like "Mr Domino"
I have that game, probably should play it. I bought it cause it looks quirky. I swear, "I bought it cause it looked -" is why I seem to buy most of my games lately.
AlbinoNinja
09-06-2005, 11:18 PM
thats why i ordered culdcept off the internet
Quillion
09-06-2005, 11:35 PM
deus ex
Now you're blaspheming. To mention the greatest FPS of all time in the same breath as a crappy unlicensed bible game?
That makes baby jesus cry.
;)
camoor
09-07-2005, 12:17 AM
thats why i ordered culdcept off the internet
That is a great game. I started it again for the second time - playing it with a buddy to build up my deck this time.
Mr Domino is quirky fun - I esp enjoyed it because I was a big domino fan as a kid.
camoor
09-07-2005, 12:18 AM
Now you're blaspheming. To mention the greatest FPS of all time in the same breath as a crappy unlicensed bible game?
That makes baby jesus cry.
;)
:lol:
Graystone
09-07-2005, 12:21 AM
bible adventures or something, i believe...if i recall, i use to always drown moses in that game
He will get his turn on you in a few decades. :D, go to heaven see everyone you ever knew and then bam Moses pops up and goes remember that pc game. Eat red sea bitch and then sticks your head in some water.
AlbinoNinja
09-07-2005, 12:23 AM
That is a great game. I started it again for the second time - playing it with a buddy to build up my deck this time.
Mr Domino is quirky fun - I esp enjoyed it because I was a big domino fan as a kid.
aww yeah, its been on my mind all day, im going to start playing again tonight
but still, it does have awful box art and some really corny moments
camoor
09-07-2005, 12:41 AM
aww yeah, its been on my mind all day, im going to start playing again tonight
but still, it does have awful box art and some really corny moments
It sure does, but like I said before, I love corny. Esp when you get something like "Giant Slug vs Dalai Llama" (yes, I said llama)
camoor
09-07-2005, 12:42 AM
He will get his turn on you in a few decades. :D, go to heaven see everyone you ever knew and then bam Moses pops up and goes remember that pc game. Eat red sea bitch and then sticks your head in some water.
Oh god, I dread seeing all the videogame marios that I have drowned, thrown into goombas, or down bottomless pits.
Graystone
09-07-2005, 12:44 AM
Oh god, I dread seeing all the videogame marios that I have drowned, thrown into goombas, or down bottomless pits.
I am afraid of everyone I have killed in Resident evil and all the throats I slit in snake eater and Tenchu. can you say aaaakward moments in heaven.
Kirin Lemon
09-07-2005, 12:49 AM
I think the more appropriate question is "What is baby Jesus?"
My money is on Pudding Alien.
Xevious
09-07-2005, 02:52 AM
Everytime I read something about Religious bible video games, I always think of Rod and Todd Flanders. There was one episode of the Simpsons when they were playing a game and the object was to "convert the heathens!!"
I was cracking up....Thats funny shit.
camoor
09-07-2005, 08:56 AM
Everytime I read something about Religious bible video games, I always think of Rod and Todd Flanders. There was one episode of the Simpsons when they were playing a game and the object was to "convert the heathens!!"
I was cracking up....Thats funny shit.
"All right I got one!"
"Naaah, you just winged him. Now he's a Unitarian"
camoor
09-07-2005, 08:57 AM
I think the more appropriate question is "What is baby Jesus?"
My money is on Pudding Alien.
Well, I do know that Big Baby Jesus is the ODB
Mouse
09-07-2005, 10:16 AM
Every time you make a post here, Baby Jesus cries, God kills a kitten, your sperm count drops tremendously, the level of pheremones you produce decreases dramatically, etc.
Sleepkyng
09-07-2005, 12:03 PM
Can we start calling the Baby Jesus "BJ"?
help1
09-07-2005, 04:19 PM
Help1 tells it like it is.
No doubt about it.
sblymnlcrymnl
09-07-2005, 06:08 PM
Well, I do know that Big Baby Jesus is the ODB
So god is dead. :-k :lol: ;)
Found this ... interesting (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0972959823/qid=/sr=/ref=cm_lm_asin/102-2717470-4300161?v=glance)