View Full Version : If IGN sold for 650mil how much is CAG worth?
Kastides
09-08-2005, 01:51 PM
1.5 million?
CheapyD
09-08-2005, 03:22 PM
1.5 million?Is that an offer?
RandyTsai
09-08-2005, 03:24 PM
Is that an offer?
don't sell out cheapy
GuilewasNK
09-08-2005, 03:26 PM
I don't think anyone would offer 650 million for any site, but maybe I am wrong.
GuilewasNK
09-08-2005, 03:29 PM
Is that an offer?
If I win the Virginia State Lottery I may make an offer. The odds are only like 1:100,000,000. If I buy two tickets I can cut that in half. ;)
Strell
09-08-2005, 03:36 PM
Not really, your odds become 2:100,000,000. :p
Also, the value of this site? Oh, yes, with the spectacular array of intelligent posts that are generated daily on here.
WHAT IS (something) WURTH
OMG I FOUNDS SUKODEN AT GARAGE SAL, BUT I DIDN'T BUY IT BECUZ I WANTED TO ASK U GUYS FIRST
OMGS I WANT A DEAL ON TEH MADENS!
FREE PENIS OR PSP CLICK HAR
HAHA OMG CHECKS OUT TIS EBAY AUCTON FOR TEH FUNNESH
GAMSTOP IS TEH EVIL!
Then there's the ever present community, full of one-liner assholes, idiots, cliques, nerds obsessed with (...), inside jokes where people reference THEMSELVES in an attempt to be funny, and a boundless inventory of fanboys.
Oh yes. Millions.
CheapyD
09-08-2005, 03:39 PM
Why you gotta blow up my spot? Show me the money!
Strell
09-08-2005, 03:41 PM
I won't say I don't like, nay, love CAG, but I dunno about millions.
:p
I'll throw my hat along in with Guile's - if I win the lotto, I'll come back knocking.
GuilewasNK
09-08-2005, 03:47 PM
Not really, your odds become 2:100,000,000. :p
Also, the value of this site? Oh, yes, with the spectacular array of intelligent posts that are generated daily on here.
WHAT IS (something) WURTH
OMG I FOUNDS SUKODEN AT GARAGE SAL, BUT I DIDN'T BUY IT BECUZ I WANTED TO ASK U GUYS FIRST
OMGS I WANT A DEAL ON TEH MADENS!
FREE PENIS OR PSP CLICK HAR
HAHA OMG CHECKS OUT TIS EBAY AUCTON FOR TEH FUNNESH
GAMSTOP IS TEH EVIL!
Then there's the ever present community, full of one-liner assholes, idiots, cliques, nerds obsessed with (...), inside jokes where people reference THEMSELVES IN AN ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY, and a boundless inventory of fanboys.
Oh yes. Millions.
:rofl:
:applause:
That whole post was one of the most entertaining things I have read in a long time!
neocisco
09-08-2005, 03:48 PM
Give me a discount code and I'll make an offer.
Strell
09-08-2005, 03:54 PM
Neocisco brings up a good point. I can see the action now.
OMFGZ R@RE WEBSITe1!!!11 NR $0.01!!1! $2 OFF FOR ALL CAGs---L@@K---HAR NOWWWWW!!!!!!11
..
..
..
..
.... Shipping $27.95.
Kayden
09-08-2005, 04:55 PM
Hey... cunt... ya know... wf? this is like.... that time Subby and I .... yea... bitch...
Er... I have no idea what you're talking about. :lol:
Not really, your odds become 2:100,000,000. :p
Also, the value of this site? Oh, yes, with the spectacular array of intelligent posts that are generated daily on here.
WHAT IS (something) WURTH
OMG I FOUNDS SUKODEN AT GARAGE SAL, BUT I DIDN'T BUY IT BECUZ I WANTED TO ASK U GUYS FIRST
OMGS I WANT A DEAL ON TEH MADENS!
FREE PENIS OR PSP CLICK HAR
HAHA OMG CHECKS OUT TIS EBAY AUCTON FOR TEH FUNNESH
GAMSTOP IS TEH EVIL!
Then there's the ever present community, full of one-liner assholes, idiots, cliques, nerds obsessed with (...), inside jokes where people reference THEMSELVES in an attempt to be funny, and a boundless inventory of fanboys.
Oh yes. Millions.
JSweeney
09-09-2005, 12:00 PM
Not really, your odds become 2:100,000,000. :p
Also, the value of this site? Oh, yes, with the spectacular array of intelligent posts that are generated daily on here.
WHAT IS (something) WURTH
OMG I FOUNDS SUKODEN AT GARAGE SAL, BUT I DIDN'T BUY IT BECUZ I WANTED TO ASK U GUYS FIRST
OMGS I WANT A DEAL ON TEH MADENS!
FREE PENIS OR PSP CLICK HAR
HAHA OMG CHECKS OUT TIS EBAY AUCTON FOR TEH FUNNESH
GAMSTOP IS TEH EVIL!
Then there's the ever present community, full of one-liner assholes, idiots, cliques, nerds obsessed with (...), inside jokes where people reference THEMSELVES in an attempt to be funny, and a boundless inventory of fanboys.
Oh yes. Millions.
Well aren't we a happy one.
I'm curious... if you despite a majority of the userbase so much, why bother to post? There are TONS of people who just create an account and read the deals, and then go on thier way. Why not do that?
Quackzilla
09-09-2005, 12:23 PM
Not really, your odds become 2:100,000,000. :p
2:100,000,000
=
1:50,000,000
Strell
09-09-2005, 12:24 PM
I forgot to add "people who do not see the obvious joke coming from a mile away."
I pretty much stick to the PC threads helping people, deals, trades, and the occassional debate. But given that CAG pretty much represents what I've seen in every other forum, and given that I'm joking for the most part, I can't imagine someone shelling out millions for this site. It is largely a community sort of affair and less anything service oriented in terms of commercial versus residential payoff (i.e., this site revolves more around us, the customers, rather than corporation).
To look at it seriously, if Cheapy were to sell to a corporation of some kind, I can only see them shutting down CAG or turning it into a soulless web merchant rip off. There's little reason for him to do it other than the immediate payoff, and I'd wager that we, as CAGers, would be very bitter toward that sort of thing. "You sold out" threads and posts would litter every last board.
Additionally, the service CAG gives us - purely speaking out deals - can be had at other sites. Granted those other sites tend to suck, the people are worse, and the overall tone is far more cut throat, but it could still be usably efficient for CAG refugees.
However, the bigger service CAG gives us is the community. And given that, I can't imagine someone making a huge deal about OH SH*T WE NEED EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO THE BESTBUY DIDN'T SELL ME A PENNY GUIDE threads.
I think the last thing I want and probably any of us want is for CAG to change the way it is. It is the most visited website for me by far, and easily the most useful. I cannot imagine how I used to buy games before CAG.
Despite that (ho ho ho), you can't sell corporations on our lovable exterior. THey are looking for profits to be had. I don't think Cheapy is making billions on ads. If he is, then wtf, he owes us an explanation. :)
Chill out Sweeny and let me have my fun. Shit. The way a lot of people act around here and you center me out? Yeow.
Quackzilla: Mmm, prolly. But if that were true I'd expect a lot more people to win the lottery.
robwhit1
09-09-2005, 12:29 PM
1.5 million?
I'm waiting until it hits 9.99. I might get it when it hits 19.99 - but only if I can use my BBGGC.
JSweeney
09-09-2005, 12:47 PM
I won't say I don't like, nay, love CAG, but I dunno about millions.
:p
I'll throw my hat along in with Guile's - if I win the lotto, I'll come back knocking.
Had I seen this before I posted, that other post never would have happened... this changes the tone of your previous post entirely. :lol:
Strell
09-09-2005, 12:51 PM
Haha, np, np. :)
If CAG ever went down I'm sure you could hear me screaming.
GuilewasNK
09-09-2005, 02:40 PM
To look at it seriously, if Cheapy were to sell to a corporation of some kind, I can only see them shutting down CAG or turning it into a soulless web merchant rip off. There's little reason for him to do it other than the immediate payoff, and I'd wager that we, as CAGers, would be very bitter toward that sort of thing. "You sold out" threads and posts would litter every last board.
Additionally, the service CAG gives us - purely speaking out deals - can be had at other sites. Granted those other sites tend to suck, the people are worse, and the overall tone is far more cut throat, but it could still be usably efficient for CAG refugees.
I remember GameSages (formerly SegaSages) was a site I would visit as often as I visit CAG today. They sold to IGN and became a shell of their former selves. Although I was sad to see the forums torn down, I didn't jump on the "you sold out" bandwagon. People have to make a living. If Cheapy sold this site I would at least understand, even if I didn't really like it.
CaseyRyback
09-09-2005, 03:28 PM
I'd buy CAG for a dollar!
dreamvsps2
09-09-2005, 03:30 PM
hey cheapy, you take foodstamps?
Rocko
09-09-2005, 06:41 PM
200,000; take it or leave it Cheapy.
Autumn Star
09-09-2005, 06:44 PM
$5 cheapy, take it or leave it.
slidecage
09-09-2005, 06:47 PM
i pay a penny
Chris in Cali
09-09-2005, 06:47 PM
$7, can I use CAG15 and SAVER?
hiccupleftovers
09-10-2005, 01:28 AM
I don't know why, but I just knew that somebody would make a thread asking how much CAG is worth since IGN got bought out. It's weird. It's as though I have ESP :shock:
GizmoGC
09-10-2005, 03:10 PM
Ill trae you CAG for a bottle of water from New Orleans! Who knows what you might get inside?
Jeoff
09-10-2005, 03:14 PM
I'll just wait til the site pennies out...
Stoneage
09-10-2005, 03:19 PM
You guys are still buying websites? Downloading is free.....
bostonfrontier
09-10-2005, 03:20 PM
put the site up for auction on ebay....... you can probably find a sucker to pay like 2 million for CAG
GuilewasNK
09-10-2005, 03:42 PM
I can offer a sealed Rez....
help1
09-10-2005, 03:50 PM
I would say CAG is worth 2,000 ish
GuilewasNK
09-10-2005, 03:51 PM
I would say CAG is worth 2,000 ish
Dollar, peso, yen?
Quillion
09-24-2005, 10:19 PM
(Assets - Liabilities) + 8 year EbIT
Is probably fair. Considering the maturation rate on most corporate loans is 10 years. Send me the Balance and Cash Flow sheets, and I'll work it up.
Or was that a hypothetical question?
Dr Mario Kart
09-24-2005, 10:30 PM
CAG is worth in that if we were all gone, Game retailers would save a lot of money
guardian_owl
09-25-2005, 12:28 AM
CAG is worth in that if we were all gone, Game retailers would save a lot of money
Of course as soon as he sold off the site, mysteriously a new site would arise, cheapazzgamer.com, run my the anonymous one known as "Cheapy T," who just happens to be bald and live in Japan...
Ill trae you CAG for a bottle of water from New Orleans! Who knows what you might get inside?
:roll: hilarious.
Javil
09-25-2005, 03:15 AM
Ill trae you CAG for a bottle of water from New Orleans! Who knows what you might get inside?:roll: hilarious.It might contain those panties from OTM's stripper neighbor. ;-)
Good shit, Strell. :applause:
I never see you around anymore. I guess you posting in the PC forum explains that.
It might contain those panties from OTM's stripper neighbor. ;-)
Good shit, Strell. :applause:
I never see you around anymore. I guess you posting in the PC forum explains that.
oh no, I definitely kept those in a waterproof box :rofl:
depascal22
09-25-2005, 03:42 AM
Hey if Cheapy can pull a million dollars to sell a website? Hey, more props to him man. I'll never tell a man to turn down a million dollars to "sell out". NEVER. Anyway, I've got a reprinted Persona 2 and Rhapsody, a sealed SMT: Nocturne I picked up from the TRU green tag sale, a sealed FFI&II:DoS from the BB sale, a sealed copy of Taiko Drum(game only!) from the BB sale, and a McD coupon for the site Cheapy. Oh what the hell am I saying, don't sell out Cheapy!
It's a great time to be a cheap ass gamer.
-Never4ever-
09-25-2005, 05:44 PM
Not really, your odds become 2:100,000,000. :p
Also, the value of this site? Oh, yes, with the spectacular array of intelligent posts that are generated daily on here.
WHAT IS (something) WURTH
OMG I FOUNDS SUKODEN AT GARAGE SAL, BUT I DIDN'T BUY IT BECUZ I WANTED TO ASK U GUYS FIRST
OMGS I WANT A DEAL ON TEH MADENS!
FREE PENIS OR PSP CLICK HAR
HAHA OMG CHECKS OUT TIS EBAY AUCTON FOR TEH FUNNESH
GAMSTOP IS TEH EVIL!
Then there's the ever present community, full of one-liner assholes, idiots, cliques, nerds obsessed with (...), inside jokes where people reference THEMSELVES in an attempt to be funny, and a boundless inventory of fanboys.
Oh yes. Millions.
Too true, if only we had better mods, who knew how to mod.
GuilewasNK
09-25-2005, 06:08 PM
I offer a left sock, three jellybeans, one square of 2-ply toilet paper, and a slightly used toothbrush....
Demolition Man
09-26-2005, 07:53 AM
CheapAssGamer.com according to Dr. Evil is worth.....
http://www.israellycool.com/dr%20evil%20pinky.jpg
ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
uzumaki_star
09-26-2005, 11:40 AM
CheapAssGamer.com according to Dr. Evil is worth.....
http://www.israellycool.com/dr%20evil%20pinky.jpg
ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
:rofl:
MorbidAngel4Life
09-27-2005, 07:36 AM
Well, Cheapy, if you ban Kayden, I'm sure the asking price would rise ;)
Troopa
09-27-2005, 08:17 AM
To be serious, CAG could probably fetch a couple thousand from an interested buyer, but maybe not much more.
CheapyD
09-27-2005, 12:15 PM
You guys are funny.
I don't know if you play Roulette or not, but here's a little tip.
Always bet on Cheapy. ;)
GuilewasNK
09-27-2005, 12:48 PM
Bah! I'll build my own website! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the website and the blackjack! :lol:
(God I love Futurama)
MorbidAngel4Life
09-27-2005, 09:13 PM
You guys are funny.
I don't know if you play Roulette or not, but here's a little tip.
Always bet on Cheapy. ;)
:lol:
The Dord
09-28-2005, 01:53 AM
FREE PENIS OR PSP CLICK HAR
I got a free penis for you...
..Just Kidding! I keed I keed! :-o :rofl: