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FriskyTanuki
09-17-2005, 10:57 PM
Rockstar has gotten the new website up for Liberty City Stories and apparently they've taken the liberty to make a little fun of Jack Thompson, and he's extremely pissed off about it. :lol:

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/content_page.php?aid=11598
Jack Thompson issues furious response to website parody
Miami-based lawyer Jack Thompson has responded angrily to what he claims is an attempt by Rockstar to brand him a "sexual pervert".

For several years Thompson has slammed the developer's Grand Theft Auto games for their violent and sexual content, and recently he was a vocal critic of the GTA: San Andreas 'Hot Coffee' mod (http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=60076).

Rockstar recently launched a new website (http://www.rockstargames.com/libertycitystories/gta_lcs.html) for forthcoming PSP game GTA: Liberty City Stories, which features a spoof email from JT@CitizensUnitedNegatingTechnology.

"The Internet is an unambiguous evil," the email reads.

"The only things worse than the Internet are computer games and liberals."

"Only last week, I was using the Internet to look up some information for my 15 year old niece, who is a keen water skier and state wide sailor. Trust me when I say this - searching under the subject matter "Teenage girls water sports" is not for the faint hearted."

Those who "really care about our society" are then invited to click on a lick to the Citizens United Negating Technology website (http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org/), which features testimonials by people who say their lives have been ruined by the Internet, along with advice to "Turn off now before you are sucked into a vortex of shame, drugs and pornography."

Shortly after the website appeared online, US site GamePolitics (http://www.livejournal.com/users/gamepolitics/87105.html) received an angry email response from Thompson, in which he wrote: "Take-Two/Rockstar has created and paid for an actual Internet website for the purpose of furthering the notion that its most abiding and most effective critic, Jack Thompson, is himself a sexual pervert.

"When you click on the fake email [on the Liberty City Stories site], you will find that JT (Jack Thompson) likes to surf the Internet for pictures depicting deviant sex acts by teenage girls."

"Additionally," Thompson continues, "There is at the site an audio ad featuring a man whose name is "Jack" who is found naked by a mother in her son's room.

"Bisexual paedophile Jack Thompson is the combined message."

Thompson goes on to accuse Rockstar of adopting "The oldest dodge used by the porn industry, first used on Jack Thompson by radio pornographers whom Thompson got fined by the FCC in 1989.

"Jack Thompson can assure the world that the only thing to which he is "addicted" is eating entertainment industry scofflaws (http://www.answers.com/scofflaws&r=67) for breakfast - and golf."

Rockstar was unavailable for comment at the time of writing.

Rockstar has a site to accompany the JT spoof at http://www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org/ where the whole group's name is:

CITIZENS
UNITED
NEGATING
TECHNOLOGY
FOR
LIFE
AND
PEOPLE'S
SAFETY

Now take a few seconds to see what the acronym is for this group and have a nice, big laugh. :lol: Feel free to explore the rest of the site and the other various hilarious things there.

What do you think of this deliteful little spoof and jab at Jack Thompson? Hilarious or just uncalled for?

I haven't seen this posted anywhere on CAG, so I thought I'd share it with the fans of the Jack Thompson/Rockstar feud.

mr ryles
09-17-2005, 11:01 PM
everyone buy this shirt:


http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/pa_jack.jpg


http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/pennyarcade/7a15/zoom/

^^^^^^^^^^^^link to the shirt^^^^^^^^

stag8603
09-17-2005, 11:03 PM
That is great. Uncalled for- maybe, but absolutely hilarious. I want that t-shirt as well.

mr ryles
09-17-2005, 11:06 PM
I've ordered my shirt but haven't got it yet.

worx
09-17-2005, 11:10 PM
:rofl: I love it when uptight people get theirs

punqsux
09-17-2005, 11:30 PM
someone had to do it...might as well be me! feel free to sig this!

BigSpoonyBard
09-18-2005, 12:20 AM
someone had to do it...might as well be me! feel free to sig this!

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mykevermin
09-18-2005, 12:26 AM
I'm curious if scofflaws are tastier than Boo Berry. That's a tough fight to try to win, you know.

Also, what lawsuits has ol' JT won against the entertainment industry? I can't seem to think of any (though out of court settlements may have made him some money), so I can't figure out why he's so smug.

And lastly, cuntflaps? That's just tacky (like Rudy Ray Moore tacky).

GizmoGC
09-18-2005, 03:57 AM
Good for Rockstar! I may not like the GTA games, but Jack Thomas is the biggest douche! He got PWNED!!!1111!!!1!!1

worx
09-18-2005, 03:59 AM
someone had to do it...might as well be me! feel free to sig this!

I would but I'm using your quote - and i don't want people to think I'm kissing your ass or anything..

pimpinc333
09-18-2005, 04:05 AM
Good shit Rockstar, JT is a dick. Also funny ass sig Punq.

guardian_owl
09-18-2005, 04:25 AM
I'm curious if scofflaws are tastier than Boo Berry. That's a tough fight to try to win, you know.

Also, what lawsuits has ol' JT won against the entertainment industry? I can't seem to think of any (though out of court settlements may have made him some money), so I can't figure out why he's so smug.

And lastly, cuntflaps? That's just tacky (like Rudy Ray Moore tacky).
Ever seen the movie Bad Taste?

Astro
Investigation and
Defense
Service

I'd call that tackier :P

Some form of spoof backlash against JT was inevitable and expected, is it uncalled for? the juries still out on that one...

AlbinoNinja
09-18-2005, 01:27 PM
if you read the quotes from his emails, it appears he's now referring to himself in 3rd person and constantly praising himself

"Take-Two/Rockstar has created and paid for an actual Internet web site at www.citizensunitednegatingtechnology.org for the purpose of furthering the notion that its most abiding and most effective critic, Jack Thompson, is himself a sexual pervert. This is the oldest dodge used by the porn industry, first used on Jack Thompson by radio pornographers whom Thompson got fined by the FCC in 1989...Jack Thompson can assure the world that the only thing to which he is "addicted" is eating entertainment industry scofflaws for breakfast - and golf."

Chris in Cali
09-18-2005, 04:32 PM
I freaking love Rockstar.

dcfox
09-18-2005, 05:50 PM
It's a funny jab at Jack Thompson, but Rockstar got their info wrong. Googling "Teenage girls water sports" pretty much yields info on exactly that - teenage girls water sports. There were only 4 links to porn on the first 3 pages. And the only image listed under the image search was one of the YMCA.

FriskyTanuki
09-18-2005, 06:30 PM
It's a funny jab at Jack Thompson, but Rockstar got their info wrong. Googling "Teenage girls water sports" pretty much yields info on exactly that - teenage girls water sports. There were only 4 links to porn on the first 3 pages. And the only image listed under the image search was one of the YMCA.
Where does it say he used google? ;)

dcfox
09-18-2005, 06:40 PM
Where does it say he used google? ;)
Well I figure google being the most popular search engine, that would have been the most likely one he used. I tried Yahoo and it didn't turn up many porn hits as well. On a side note, a site that did turn said I should be dating Bow-wow, according to the test I took :shock: Here's the link to the test (http://quizilla.com/users/GillianLDR/quizzes/Which%20Teenage%20Celebrity%20is%20for%20you%3F%20 (Girls%20any%20age-19))

BOW WOW He has been hot since he began, he is a very quiet yet outgoing guy... he is 17 and getting older. He is very focused in his career and all the girls love him! You have to be classy to be seen with him.

RelentlessRolento
09-19-2005, 06:07 PM
rockstar knows how to handle everything they do in such a classy and proffessional manner of comedy. Really, if Thompson had any balls, he shouldn't of even replied to the website's coment about himself... now everyone knows about this (which is no help to him). hurray for R*

Ravaged
09-19-2005, 09:17 PM
LMMFAO...
Common
United
Nations
Together
Fuck (It's supposed to be an F)
Legal
Alien's
Pants
Shit...

Take the first letter of each one... and turn it into a word. BAM! You have one of the funniest things evar.

mykevermin
09-19-2005, 09:19 PM
Take the first letter of each one... and turn it into a word.

:dunce: