How to survive the End Times

[Grave_Addiction]

Okay, this is for those people who believe in the End Times, The Mark of The Beast and all the stuff that goes along with it.

According to the Bible, there will be seven years, I believe, of peace then seven years of destruction where God will unleash his anger on the Earth and Satan will reign. These will be in the form of insects, diseases and wars.

Well, I got to thinking one day, and thought what I would do if I was still here during that time.

I started to think that when all hell broke loose, what would happen if someone went into outer space and just hung out there for the seven years that Satan reigned? Then, you can come down when everyone chilled out and hang out with them again.

This way, you could still say you were apart of everything but wouldn't have to actually go through all the crazy stuff.

I can see it now, people will be wearing t-shirts that say "I survived God's Seven Year Tribulation"

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[daphatty]

um... :-k

:booty:

[Theenternal]

I plan on staying in a bubble to protect myself from the diseases and use my mind powers to control the insects....

[Cornfedwb]

This is assuming God and/or Satan would just not know you're in space right? And I agree..
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[SneakyPenguin]

This is assuming God and/or Satan would just not know you're in space right? And I agree..
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this would assume that they in fact EXIST?

[Cornfedwb]

Well he obviously does by his post.. so I was going along with that. :)

[Grave_Addiction]

Geez guys, it was just a little joke. :oops:

Anyway, if you guys believe that scary old man, with all his end time theories, and his wife, Roxanne, on tv, the world will end this year. Although he's been saying that for the past 15 years.

Do you guys know who I'm talking about? I can't remember his name, anyway, I saw one of his shows when I was about 6 and I was scared shitless for weeks. :shock:

[PsyClerk]

Won't the aliens control the space around the planet by that time?

[magilacudy]

Yeah, if it wasn't God being in fact, God, the creator of Everything. If it was that easy to escape death then astronauts would be immortal :shock:

[jmcc]

Won't the aliens control the space around the planet by that time?

They already do. Don't forget the UFOs in the book of Ezekiel in the Bible.

[Theenternal]

Geez guys, it was just a little joke. :oops:
Do you guys know who I'm talking about? I can't remember his name, anyway, I saw one of his shows when I was about 6 and I was scared shitless for weeks. :shock:

I knew you were joking. BTW the Unsolved Mysteries guy would always scare the crap out of me when I was a little kid. Its cool that he was the voice of Ultra Magnus...but then again his voice still scares me to today :P

[Wlogan31]

I'm just blow away by the wide array of knowledge that CAG's posess in every field of study :)

[RisingZan]

In a 50's sci-fi announcer voice:

MARS...NEEDS...BELIEVERS!

:wink:

[Theenternal]

I'm just blow away by the wide array of knowledge that CAG's posess in every field of study :)

Or maybe you can just ask them to all sit down and play mario party.

[magilacudy]

I'm just blow away by the wide array of knowledge that CAG's posess in every field of study :)

What do you expect? This isn't CheapAss PHDs dot com. :)

[JimmieMac]

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[Grave_Addiction]

I knew you were joking. BTW the Unsolved Mysteries guy would always scare the crap out of me when I was a little kid. Its cool that he was the voice of Ultra Magnus...but then again his voice still scares me to today :P

Yeah, that dude died not too long ago. His name was Robert Flack, I believe. Anyway, the music in Unsolved Mysteries used to scare me to death.

[snotknocker]

I'm beginning to think Grave Addiction has some type of fixation with DEATH?

[Grave_Addiction]

I'm beginning to think Grave Addiction has some type of fixation with DEATH?

Nah, not really. I meant the name to imply a Grave, as in serious or bad, Addiction. Not that I'm addicted to graves. But there is a www.graveaddiction.com site, and the lady on there is a bit spooky.

[bjschre]

Robert Stack was his name, and I used to get nightmare with him comming after me!

[_heretic]

Geez guys, it was just a little joke. :oops:

Anyway, if you guys believe that scary old man, with all his end time theories, and his wife, Roxanne, on tv, the world will end this year. Although he's been saying that for the past 15 years.

Do you guys know who I'm talking about? I can't remember his name, anyway, I saw one of his shows when I was about 6 and I was scared shitless for weeks. :shock:

Are you thinking about Jack van Impe and his wife Rexella?

http://www.preteristarchive.com/images/Portraits/6584.jpg

Those two are really scary looking, and they come up with some of the biggest piles of horseshit apocalypse predictions just to get your money. I don't know how they stay on television so long, except that people actually fall for it.

Check out the illustrations page from their website. I especially like the "Revelations Illustrated" and the timeline.
http://www.jvim.com/illustrations.htm

Crazy.

[PsyClerk]

Anyway, if you guys believe that scary old man, with all his end time theories, and his wife, Roxanne, on tv, the world will end this year. Although he's been saying that for the past 15 years.

Do you guys know who I'm talking about? I can't remember his name, anyway, I saw one of his shows when I was about 6 and I was scared shitless for weeks. :shock:

:lol: That's Jack Van Impe. And his wife is Rexella, not Roxanne. I'll watch that show when I need a good laugh. The best part is when they show the announcer. I swear he's some sort of Frankenstein zombie monster.

Edit: damn, too slow. Ah well.

[snotknocker]

I'm beginning to think Grave Addiction has some type of fixation with DEATH?

Nah, not really. I meant the name to imply a Grave, as in serious or bad, Addiction. Not that I'm addicted to graves. But there is a www.graveaddiction.com site, and the lady on there is a bit spooky.

Checked that site pretty spooky is right. The Ouija board transcripts were pretty funny. I'm glad you're not a death freak.

[Grave_Addiction]

Hah hah, definitely not a death freak. But I figured I needed a break from my usual forum name - thepeenil. Everyone always seems to think it's something phalic.

[bmulligan]

Robert Stack died? That's sucks, I loved that guy!

. Do you know what its like falling in the mud and getting kicked, in the head. With an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, that never happens. Sorry Ted, that's a dumb question.

[bignick]

Im just gonna play phantasy star online and get to level 200 and find rare shit.

[Grave_Addiction]

Im just gonna play phantasy star online and get to level 200 and find rare shit.

Damn man, that's quite a lot of hacking and slashing to get to 200. I bet you'll end up killing close to a million monsters.

[bignick]

Im just gonna play phantasy star online and get to level 200 and find rare shit.

Damn man, that's quite a lot of hacking and slashing to get to 200. I bet you'll end up killing close to a million monsters.

I probably already have. I use this spread needle gun, so I can hit 5 things at once. that rules when there is 4 players in ultimate mode.

[Quackzilla]

ALL YOUR SOULS ARE BELONG TO SATAN!

[The Successful Dropout]

how to survive the end times....grab the person next to you and hide under them

[Ledhed]

I figured I needed a break from my usual forum name - thepeenil. Everyone always seems to think it's something phalic.

How could they NOT think it was a phallic reference? Honestly man. :joystick:

[msdmoney]

We have played enough apocalyptic video games, we will be ready when the time comes.

[nachzeher]

Okay, this is for those people who believe in the End Times, The Mark of The Beast and all the stuff that goes along with it.

According to the Bible, there will be seven years, I believe, of peace then seven years of destruction where God will unleash his anger on the Earth and Satan will reign. These will be in the form of insects, diseases and wars.

Well, I got to thinking one day, and thought what I would do if I was still here during that time.

I started to think that when all hell broke loose, what would happen if someone went into outer space and just hung out there for the seven years that Satan reigned? Then, you can come down when everyone chilled out and hang out with them again.

This way, you could still say you were apart of everything but wouldn't have to actually go through all the crazy stuff.

I can see it now, people will be wearing t-shirts that say "I survived God's Seven Year Tribulation"

For this to happen according to your theory, there will need to be 7 years of peace. Unfortunately (or fortunately, if you look at it with this theory), there is very little chance of 7 straight years of peace. So, I guess we're safe from the end times. :D

[SteveMcQ]

We have played enough apocalyptic video games, we will be ready when the time comes.

Agreed.

If there's one thing I've learned it's that there's always a health pack when you need one. No worries here.

[Ledhed]

We have played enough apocalyptic video games, we will be ready when the time comes.

Agreed.

If there's one thing I've learned it's that there's always a health pack when you need one. No worries here.

Plus, any food we find on the ground won't be spoiled. Just ask Cody, Haggar, and Guy.

[The Successful Dropout]

dont forget the save points....die? start over and try again

[Grave_Addiction]

I figured I needed a break from my usual forum name - thepeenil. Everyone always seems to think it's something phalic.

How could they NOT think it was a phallic reference? Honestly man. :joystick:

Because, it's not meant to sound that way. A long time ago, me and my friend were playing basketball and he punched me, so I punched him back and tried to call him a name, but for some reason the only thing that came out was "peenil wivil." We thought it was funny as hell, and I just started to use it as a handle on the internet. I use variations of the words though - thepeenil, thewivil, thepeenilwivil. So that's all it really means, nothing nasty and nothing to do with a penis.

[snotknocker]

I figured I needed a break from my usual forum name - thepeenil. Everyone always seems to think it's something phalic.

How could they NOT think it was a phallic reference? Honestly man. :joystick:

Because, it's not meant to sound that way. A long time ago, me and my friend were playing basketball and he punched me, so I punched him back and tried to call him a name, but for some reason the only thing that came out was "peenil wivil." We thought it was funny as hell, and I just started to use it as a handle on the internet. I use variations of the words though - thepeenil, thewivil, thepeenilwivil. So that's all it really means, nothing nasty and nothing to do with a penis.

And to think I thought it was a reference to a schmecky implant.

[Mr. Anderson]

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[SneakyPenguin]

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[PsyClerk]

How did I end up on GameFAQs message boards all of a sudden?

[SneakyPenguin]

How did I end up on GameFAQs message boards all of a sudden?

interdimensional travel. only explanation. or we were all replaced by evil (well, more evil) robots.