Check It Out, Bitches!!!! (Mr. Anderson Has The Hook Up)

[Mr. Anderson]

Mr. Anderson 0wn5 j00!!!!! Nothing else needs to be said.

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1206/MeandKeanuReeves.jpg


Bam, bitches.

EDIT: Yes, I made myself look like a douche. But still, bam!

[punqsux]

Mr. Anderson 0wn5 j00!!!!! Nothing else needs to be said.

http://pictures.sprintpcs.com//shareImage/13050617090_235.jpg

Bam, bitches.

hahahahhaahaha classic

[SneakyPenguin]

well, at least its not a red x.

[bignick]

ha ha ha nice pic

[punqsux]

ha ha ha nice pic
he was prolly trying to impress us with his giant beanie baby collection

[Mr. Anderson]

I'm hoping that comes up right now.

[rimsforsale]

nice

[punqsux]

ok so who's the hobo?

[CaptainObviousXl]

thats pretty damb awsom

[Mr. Anderson]

ok so who's the hobo?

It's ok, I know your jealous of my star magnet skillz. :roll: :D

[punqsux]

ok so who's the hobo?

It's ok, I know your jealous of my star magnet skillz. :roll: :D

haha i was just picking on your thread cuz u made a big deal and no pic, seriously, who is it?

[SneakyPenguin]

ha ha ha nice pic
he was prolly trying to impress us with his giant beanie baby collection

youve opened the floodgates!!!!!

[bignick]

who is that person? you and your avatar kinda look similar.

[CaptainObviousXl]

ok so who's the hobo?

It's ok, I know your jealous of my star magnet skillz. :roll: :D

haha i was just picking on your thread cuz u made a big deal and no pic, seriously, who is it?
Keanu Reeves

[Mr. Anderson]

IT'S KEANU REEVES BITCHES!! I met him at resturant earlier tonight. Thank god for camera phones.

[bignick]

Cool, I would have called him neo! Did you tell him you name on CAG? I would have!

[CaseyRyback]

that is pretty cool. Seeing as you live in Austin I bet that happens a few more times.

In Dallas my dad used to see Stevie Ray Vaughn all the time before he got big. No one even talked about him as he always got called Jimmy Vaughn's brother. He also got to meet some of the Ranger's (like Raffy) when he was working on the Ballpark in Arlington(his name is on the thank you plaque near the center field lawn).

like I said I hope it happens a few more times as it is pretty cool to meet famous people

[punqsux]

IT'S KEANU REEVES BITCHES!! I met him at resturant earlier tonight. Thank god for camera phones.

you met TED THEODORE LOGAN?!?! wow thats pretty sweet! i love the bill and ted movies!! im sure he would have hated me alot

[Mr. Anderson]

Cool, I would have called him neo! Did you tell him you name on CAG? I would have!

Man, I didn't think about that! That would have been complete nerd nirvana.

[bignick]

IT'S KEANU REEVES BITCHES!! I met him at resturant earlier tonight. Thank god for camera phones.

you met TED THEODORE LOGAN?!?! wow thats pretty sweet! i love the bill and ted movies!! im sure he would have hated me alot


Oh ya, forgot he was in that! Did you get eth dvd from pizza hut last year?

[alongx]

IT'S KEANU REEVES BITCHES!! I met him at resturant earlier tonight. Thank god for camera phones.

Keanu Reeves is hardly worth a "Check it out, bitches". With a headline like that, I thought maybe you had a picture with a good actor.

[CaseyRyback]

IT'S KEANU REEVES BITCHES!! I met him at resturant earlier tonight. Thank god for camera phones.

you met TED THEODORE LOGAN?!?! wow thats pretty sweet! i love the bill and ted movies!! im sure he would have hated me alot

together we are

WYLD STALLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Anderson]

Some guy yelled out "BILL AND TED FOREVER!!!" on his way out.

[punqsux]

IT'S KEANU REEVES BITCHES!! I met him at resturant earlier tonight. Thank god for camera phones.

you met TED THEODORE LOGAN?!?! wow thats pretty sweet! i love the bill and ted movies!! im sure he would have hated me alot

together we are

WYLD STALLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*air guitar*

i actully do that sometimes, when something cool happens. i only wish i had the sound effects to go with it

[punqsux]

Some guy yelled out "BILL AND TED FOREVER!!!" on his way out.

that guy is now my hero

[punqsux]

IT'S KEANU REEVES BITCHES!! I met him at resturant earlier tonight. Thank god for camera phones.

you met TED THEODORE LOGAN?!?! wow thats pretty sweet! i love the bill and ted movies!! im sure he would have hated me alot


Oh ya, forgot he was in that! Did you get eth dvd from pizza hut last year?

ive had both the dvds for a while, there were some of the first i got after getting a ps2

[CaseyRyback]

Some guy yelled out "BILL AND TED FOREVER!!!" on his way out.

that guy is now my hero

my mom could care less for Keanu Reeves, but she loves Bill and Ted(had to mention as we had this discussion like a month ago)

and yes he is my hero as well

[punqsux]

IT'S KEANU REEVES BITCHES!! I met him at resturant earlier tonight. Thank god for camera phones.

Keanu Reeves is hardly worth a "Check it out, bitches". With a headline like that, I thought maybe you had a picture with a good actor.

hes no john stamos :roll:

[Mr. Anderson]

IT'S KEANU REEVES BITCHES!! I met him at resturant earlier tonight. Thank god for camera phones.

Keanu Reeves is hardly worth a "Check it out, bitches". With a headline like that, I thought maybe you had a picture with a good actor.

hes no john stamos :roll:

ZING!!!

[Scrubking]

Pretty cool, although I think you are a bit over excited.

And thanks for the pic I now see how sucky camera phone pictures are. I always wondered about that.

[WhipSmartBanky]

BWAAAHAHAHAHA! Fred Armisen woke up Neo!

[doraemonkerpal]

hehe, that is pretty tight mr. anderson! gj, lol!

[CaseyRyback]

BWAAAHAHAHAHA! Fred Armisen woke up Neo!


:rofl:

[CaptainObviousXl]

wow this topic has been bambarded with post scense it was posted up

[Mr. Anderson]

I know, I didn't expect it to get a big hit.

[CaseyRyback]

mind if I ask where you met him?

not too familar with Austin, but know a little (if I had to guess I would say 6th street)

[spoo]

Cool you met Ted.

[Mr. Anderson]

Over on South First St., at El Mercado. He was chillin' out on the patio. I waited out there for like an hour before going to talk to him. He was cool. We talked about stuff for a while, then he left. Good guy.

[EggViper]

he kinda looks like a hobo, i guess its his cover up so people dont recognize him....or he just likes that look.

[JimmieMac]

I'll be filing a law suit against you for infringing on my "bitches" gimmick.

Also, where's my game, don't make me call people.

[MICHAE2414]

Over on South First St., at El Mercado. He was chillin' out on the patio. I waited out there for like an hour before going to talk to him. He was cool. We talked about stuff for a while, then he left. Good guy.
That's pretty cool, congrats on meeting Reeves.

[Mr. Anderson]

I'll be filing a law suit against you for infringing on my "bitches" gimmick.

Also, where's my game, don't make me call people.

You mean like every person whos ever seen Chappelles Show?

[guyver2077]

I'll be filing a law suit against you for infringing on my "bitches" gimmick.

Also, where's my game, don't make me call people.

You mean like every person whos ever seen Chappelles Show?

LOL so thTA QHt you look like...i always thought you were the one on your own sig with the "im mr anderson bitch!"

[BlueStorm781]

Why does it look like this picture was shot at a Chuck E. Cheese?

Well, any way, good for you! It's not everyday someone runs into a celebrity. My brother met Jessica Alba once, they both live in San Dimas. He said he also met that one woman with the glasses from the Real World New Orleans.

I hope I get lucky enough to meet up with my favorite celebrity one day, Shirley Manson (lead singer of Garbage). Or at least any celebrity, for that matter.

[punqsux]

Why does it look like this picture was shot at a Chuck E. Cheese?


because of the tungsten lighting

[Mr. Anderson]

Why does it look like this picture was shot at a Chuck E. Cheese?

Well, any way, good for you! It's not everyday someone runs into a celebrity. My brother met Jessica Alba once, they both live in San Dimas. He said he also met that one woman with the glasses from the Real World New Orleans.

I hope I get lucky enough to meet up with my favorite celebrity one day, Shirley Manson (lead singer of Garbage). Or at least any celebrity, for that matter.

It was at a mexican resturant, lots of neon beer signs.

[spoo]

The only celebrity I have ever met was Crystal Bernard. In high school I worked at a movie theater and she came in to see the Devil's Advocate.

[daphatty]

I could swear you were at Islands restaurant somewhere in LA.

[kaw]

Well, any way, good for you! It's not everyday someone runs into a celebrity. My brother met Jessica Alba once, they both live in San Dimas. He said he also met that one woman with the glasses from the Real World New Orleans.

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!


Sorry, I couldn't resist. Too perfect of an opportunity.

[ZForce915]

I don't know what's worse? You bragging for having seen a no talent actor, or guyver2077 for having a no talent wrestler as an avatar?

j/k Mr. Anderson (why do I feel I should be finishing that sentence with sir?). guyver2077, not kidding. Goldberg couldn't wrestle his way out of a paper bag.

[Mr_hockey66]

Mr anderson you just look like you creamed your pants in that p[icture! Neos like man this guy stinks. You can tell he didn't really want to take a picture! Or he had to many beers! Ha Ha Ha thats funny. Mr anderson posing with neo. See they can get along!

[Dead of Knight]

I would have punched him in the face for being involved in Bram Stoker's Dracula and Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions.

[whiteboy]

the only celeb i ever met was jerry rice at malibu grand prix (a mini golf place in the bay area).

[CaseyRyback]

I would have punched him in the face for being involved in Bram Stoker's Dracula and Matrix Reloaded/Revolutions.

the combined amount of times I have seen the First Bill and Ted along with the first Speed far outweigh his bad movie's.

and Zforce cut him a break. Me and my friend were talking about this yesterday, we know he has no talent, but neither do half the wrestlers today. Just go get the anthology CD and put it on number 2 of the Federation disc and listen to:


I AM A REAL AMERICAN


god that song is gonna be stuck in my head for a week (friend's who like wrestling + wrestling music = Hulk Hogan theme stuck in my head for a week, along with the video for it(it was on Beavis and Butt-Head about a month ago))

[snotknocker]

Mr.A you look a little like Harry Potter. Ever get that before?

[Mr. Anderson]

Mr.A you look a little like Harry Potter. Ever get that before?

Nope, NEVER. :roll:

[guyver2077]

I don't know what's worse? You bragging for having seen a no talent actor, or guyver2077 for having a no talent wrestler as an avatar?

j/k Mr. Anderson (why do I feel I should be finishing that sentence with sir?). guyver2077, not kidding. Goldberg couldn't wrestle his way out of a paper bag.

your next biatch!!!!

LOL goldberg is the man.....

also notice how my avatar and sig had nothing to do with this convo

[Wasabi]

*looks at pic*

and......?

[The Successful Dropout]

The only celebrity I have ever met was Crystal Bernard. In high school I worked at a movie theater and she came in to see the Devil's Advocate.

shes a man, baby

[Steggy]

and keanu reeves was like... "whoa", please take my picture.

[XboxMaster]

You said y'all talked for a while about stuff, what was this "stuff"? If I met him, I would've probably asked him about what he thinks about Revolutions and what ppl say about it. I'd like to see if he cares or not about how bad that movie was.

[Mr. Anderson]

We just talked about The Matrix, his other roles, and Austin. Nothing big.

[guessed]

Cool, I would have called him neo! Did you tell him you name on CAG? I would have!

Man, I didn't think about that! That would have been complete nerd nirvana.

I think it is pronounced "nerdvana". Anyway, I have a theory about why celebrities always go out looking like garbage unless they are at an awards show or pimping their latest movie. This way, when people see them, instead of thinking "That celebrity doesn't look as good in person", people think "That celebrity looks like crap right now, but I bet they look just as good as in the movies when they actually try (shower, shave, haircut, etc.)". It is my theory, and it belongs to me. I have another theory about dinosaurs...

[-Never4ever-]

Mr. Anderson 0wn5 j00!!!!! Nothing else needs to be said.

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1206/MeandKeanuReeves.jpg


Bam, bitches.

EDIT: Yes, I made myself look like a douche. But still, bam!

I don't know which one is you, but the guy on the left looks lick a homeless ver of Keanu Reeves :D

[Will]

DUDE..way to rep Tx..what rest was it?

[punqsux]

I don't know what's worse? You bragging for having seen a no talent actor, or guyver2077 for having a no talent wrestler as an avatar?

haha oouch, i bet goldberg felt that one over in japan

[guyver2077]

I don't know what's worse? You bragging for having seen a no talent actor, or guyver2077 for having a no talent wrestler as an avatar?

haha oouch, i bet goldberg felt that one over in japan

speaking of that...i need to find a way to see some of those jap matches.. they trying to get him to fight austin

[punqsux]

I don't know what's worse? You bragging for having seen a no talent actor, or guyver2077 for having a no talent wrestler as an avatar?

haha oouch, i bet goldberg felt that one over in japan

speaking of that...i need to find a way to see some of those jap matches.. they trying to get him to fight austin

now THAT'S workrate!

[Will]

sorry..i kept reading and found out where...way to go.

[Forest Mercenary]

You know, if I looked like you, I wouldn't have posted that pic... I mean at least take it through a little photoshop so you don't look like such a nerdy loser.

Now I haven't even read even a quarter of the thread, so I don't know if you've already gotten this a couple times, but you deserve it, as you're trying to show off.

Anyway, at first glance I thought it was Tom Green, and I'm sorry if that was sarcasm on the kid with the gay DBZ avatar's part, although now that I look at it, it does resemble a totally baked Keanu Reeves, so I don't know. But whatever.

And no, I'm not jealous, but if it really makes you feel better, think what you want.

[SneakyPenguin]

You know, if I looked like you, I wouldn't have posted that pic... I mean at least take it through a little photoshop so you don't look like such a nerdy loser.

you apparently have not seen MY pictures.

[Steggy]

haha so true!

[ZForce915]

[quote=Dead of Knight]
and Zforce cut him a break. Me and my friend were talking about this yesterday, we know he has no talent, but neither do half the wrestlers today.

It's true that there is some "iffy" talent out there, but Goldberg is just bad. He has about 3 moves, and he really doesn't do them very well. People can like him, that's fine but I just thought I'd point out his shortcomings. :D

Oh and comparing him to the other bad wrestlers almost makes him look ok, but if you put him next to a Chris Jericho or Chris Benoit makes him look pathetic.

But I don't mean to turn this into a wrestling thread, and I should also note I have nothing against you guyver...I'm just ragging on Goldberg is all. :wink:

[XboxMaster]

I don't know what's worse? You bragging for having seen a no talent actor, or guyver2077 for having a no talent wrestler as an avatar?

haha oouch, i bet goldberg felt that one over in japan

Wait, Japan? Uh...I think I'm missing something here.......

[CaseyRyback]

I don't know what's worse? You bragging for having seen a no talent actor, or guyver2077 for having a no talent wrestler as an avatar?

haha oouch, i bet goldberg felt that one over in japan

Wait, Japan? Uh...I think I'm missing something here.......

Goldberg is done with the WWE, and a lot of wrestlers go to Japan for independent gigs to make some extra cash.

why do you think the Wrestlemania match was so bad :wink:

[punqsux]

I don't know what's worse? You bragging for having seen a no talent actor, or guyver2077 for having a no talent wrestler as an avatar?

haha oouch, i bet goldberg felt that one over in japan

Wait, Japan? Uh...I think I'm missing something here.......

goldberg and austin are both headed to japan to do the big hustle-3 show

[Mr. Anderson]

You know, if I looked like you, I wouldn't have posted that pic... I mean at least take it through a little photoshop so you don't look like such a nerdy loser.

Now I haven't even read even a quarter of the thread, so I don't know if you've already gotten this a couple times, but you deserve it, as you're trying to show off.

Anyway, at first glance I thought it was Tom Green, and I'm sorry if that was sarcasm on the kid with the gay DBZ avatar's part, although now that I look at it, it does resemble a totally baked Keanu Reeves, so I don't know. But whatever.

And no, I'm not jealous, but if it really makes you feel better, think what you want.

Good thing your not me. I know I look like a nerd, I am a nerd, you douche. I dont' to need to go PSing a picture to make myself feel better.

Yes, I am trying to show off, because this is the first time I've ever met a celebrity. I also thought some CAGs would enjoy talking about Keanu, his older movies, The Matrix, etc. etc.

So why you don't just keep your nihilistic comments to yourself?

[Quackzilla]

Oh, wow. You met a famous actor. Good for you.

Only about 100 million other people have that distinction.

loser.

[punqsux]

some of you guys really have problems. sure, he didnt cure cancer, but obviously meeting ted made him pretty happy(hell even i would have asked for a little air guitar) and he just wanted to share that with us.

while i can see why some people wouldnt care, i dont see the real need to make downright mean remarks around it :roll:

[Mr. Anderson]

Heres what was really goin' down when this happened.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3373/MeandKeanuReevesREDUX2.JPG

[The Successful Dropout]

whats carrot top doing with keanu reeves?

[JimmieMac]

Dear Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry

[ValkyrieVF-1S]

Yes, I am trying to show off, because this is the first time I've ever met a celebrity. I also thought some CAGs would enjoy talking about Keanu, his older movies, The Matrix, etc. etc.



Well I once saw Gary Coleman selling some kind of electronic gizmo at a computer show in Pomona, CA.

BEAT THAT!!!!!! :lol:

[ElwoodCuse]

WHOA

[SneakyPenguin]

Ahhh, Mista anderson, you are still but a grasshopper in the art of using art programs to make yourself look like an idiot. when you finally surpass me and my skills, i shal call you, the MASTA!

[JimmieMac]

Here's a bit of advice, when it comes to women, set your sights low and expect frequent "dry spells" the older you get. Mercy/pity sex may be your only hope.

[jdpimp]

its always the rainy season if you got the money and you're at the right street corner.

[JimmieMac]

its always the rainy season if you got the money and you're at the right street corner.


True, but this cat looks broke in addition to looking like The Boy Who Lived.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Mr. Anderson, I'm sure you're excited about that you met the guy who describes your username ^^.

Did you mention this site? Who knows, maybe he'll sign up as Neo since you took his damned SN.

[Mr. Anderson]

Ha. I asked him if he knew anything about the internet (since he was a hacker and all) and he said he didn't know a damn thing. Ha.

[Mr_hockey66]

Well I met goldberg in a gas station in lawrenceville Ga after we won the wcw belt in atl. Then Ric flair at jock and Jills. I even had dinner with him. Slick ric was too up from the floo up! Anyways and disco inferno at publix. And the crazy wrestler kiwi from late wcw at a tharshers game. And Shawn O hare and Jin drag at Jock and Jillls. I thinks thats all.

[Dovenche]

as a real life friend to mr. anderson I can say that he doesn't know a damn thing about computer shit, the only thing he can do good is download songs and get grounded for talking back to his master (mom).

[Mr. Anderson]

Right, sure, whatever you say Dovassche. Go play SWG or something.