View Full Version : Funniest pr0n Names...Do you know any?
wildnuts02
10-03-2005, 06:41 PM
since i think the life of the average CAG includes some porn...
Forrest Hump
Swallowheen
The Bare Witch Project
This could also go for stage names of the "actors"
Scorch
10-03-2005, 06:44 PM
I think it was the Bare Wench project, not Bare Witch.
CappyCobra
10-03-2005, 06:44 PM
My porn name would be 'Dick Savage'. So when I'm waiting for a reservation at the restaurant the could call by last name 1st ;) . Mr Savage? Savage Dick?
rabbitt
10-03-2005, 06:44 PM
'wildnuts02'
wildnuts02
10-03-2005, 06:45 PM
I think it was the Bare Wench project, not Bare Witch.
LOL. i stand corrected
2poor
10-03-2005, 06:45 PM
whore of the rings
The Truth
10-03-2005, 06:45 PM
Miles Long :)
Scorch
10-03-2005, 06:45 PM
I probably shouldn't of corrected that..
wildnuts02
10-03-2005, 06:47 PM
OH, Edward Penishands and the Cocketeer
lionheart4life
10-03-2005, 06:50 PM
I googled and came up with this site: http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html
I think its work safe, no porn images just one weird cartoon drawing. Some of my favorites from their list:
Moulan Splooge
Tea Bagger Vance
Saving Ryan's Privates (they used this as a spoof in WWF before too)
Saucy Jack
10-03-2005, 06:52 PM
I googled and came up with this site: http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html
:rofl:
Big Trouble in Little Vagina? They've sullied the good name of Jack Burton! Blasphemy!
Please don't let there be a Reno 911! spoof on that page. I'll probably die...
sblymnlcrymnl
10-03-2005, 07:12 PM
Meat Pushin' in the Seat Cushion has always put a smile on my face. :lol:
wildnuts02
10-03-2005, 07:25 PM
Meat Pushin' in the Seat Cushion has always put a smile on my face. :lol:
LOL
Tha Xecutioner
10-03-2005, 07:29 PM
Fill Jill
Drtyazn
10-03-2005, 07:45 PM
Saving Ryan's Privates...
camoor
10-03-2005, 07:49 PM
Full Metal WhackIt
pimp tyranny
10-03-2005, 07:52 PM
scorch, don't feel bad, i would've corrected him if you hadn't
anyway, my friends and i came up with some porn names for ourselves
nuggie the 19 inch
buck naked (i think this was the one from Seinfeld for George)
Harry Stiffler
can't remember anymore
Drtyazn
10-03-2005, 07:53 PM
Just noticed mine was a repeat... here's some I use as game character names. Hung Lo, Hugh Jorgan, Anita Buttram...
CaseyRyback
10-03-2005, 07:53 PM
OH, Edward Penishands and the Cocketeer
Edward Penishands is one of the funniest movies ever made. I don't think I ever laughed so hard at a movie
pimp tyranny
10-03-2005, 07:53 PM
and from SNL
Glad'eate'er
The Penist
Monster's Balls
pimp tyranny
10-03-2005, 07:55 PM
oh and Gonad the Ballbarian, a guy i saw on continuum
Moxio
10-03-2005, 07:56 PM
www.goatse.cx
gigan54
10-03-2005, 08:01 PM
i've always thought johnny salami was a funny name, as well as long dong/schlong silver.
wildnuts02
10-03-2005, 08:08 PM
hilarious guys. i need to remember some of these
Ikohn4ever
10-03-2005, 08:09 PM
Heres a site with all porn movie titles based on real movies, http://xxx.aquasmack.com/ NSFW
Drtyazn
10-03-2005, 08:35 PM
Little Oral Annie...
Little Oral Annie...
... :rofl: That's so wrong.
I would have posted Long Schlong Silver, but I was beaten.
Greetard
10-03-2005, 08:57 PM
My porn name is the best ever.
The Mighty Zeus.
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Reality's Fringe
10-03-2005, 09:03 PM
I like Butt-Man and Throbin a little too much.
jughead
10-03-2005, 09:05 PM
up and cummers
jshendel
10-03-2005, 10:23 PM
Saving Ryan's Privates
modium
10-03-2005, 10:44 PM
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39678 had some of my faves.
Ledhed
10-03-2005, 11:46 PM
Barry McCockiner.
Xevious
10-04-2005, 12:06 AM
Splendor in the Ass
Droogs
10-04-2005, 12:10 AM
There's always Italian Stallion, featuring Sylvester Stallone.
secretvampire
10-04-2005, 12:14 AM
I've found some great titles on IMDB before such as:
The XXX Files: Anal Abduction
The Butt X-Files
Ass Worship: There is a God
Analize This
The Adventures of Mammary Man and Jugg Woman
Planet of the Gapes 2: Journey to the Center of the Ass
and my favorite name:
Anal Ski Vacation
Why??? It's so random! Let's take something normal and just add the word anal to the front!
MarkLor
10-04-2005, 12:25 AM
I like The Penetrator
Sleepkyng
10-04-2005, 12:28 AM
I still think these two are my absolute favorites:
Bust a nut in grandma's butt
Your Crack, My snack
neocisco
10-04-2005, 12:38 AM
JimmieMac
wildnuts02
10-04-2005, 12:43 AM
I remember hearing about a pr0n movie based on Harry Potter...any one know which one i'm talking about?
crickett003
10-04-2005, 12:57 AM
Foreskin Gump
RoboCock
WittyNickname
10-04-2005, 01:06 AM
Led, that's brilliant. Barry McOckiner is now one of my pet names to drop in conversation or on sign-up sheets.
As for my contribution to the list, I always wistfully remember stumbling across a staggering work of celluloid genius that went by the charming title...
Choke On My Chocolate Chubby.
Some of Coppolla's finest work, if you ask me.
Rockman
10-04-2005, 02:12 AM
Sir Cumalot..
My porn name would "Tommy Wildwood" (cat's name and the street I live off of).
Although fictional, I think "Dirk Diggler" is one of the most striking porn names ever fathomed. The lighted sign exploding description almost gives it proper justice.
fieldkillah
10-04-2005, 09:33 AM
journey to the center of her girth
peterjsparks
10-04-2005, 09:51 AM
Lawrence of A-Labia
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls (classic)
danny-o
10-04-2005, 09:54 AM
Super Hornio Bros
Romis
10-04-2005, 01:40 PM
we must not forget the classic..... A tale of Two Titties...
or Mr. Smith Does Ms. Washington..
Drtyazn
10-04-2005, 11:44 PM
Phil McCrackin, Peter Feltersnatch