View Full Version : If you ever need to get out of a fix on ebay, just use this:
Apossum
10-09-2005, 01:03 PM
Here is the ultimate ebay excuse for acting like a retard. Just copy and paste in a message to the seller when you screw up! The grammar is pre-fucked for your convenience:
"MY SON, WHO IS QUITE SICK, JUST GOT BACK FROM IRAQ AND THEN SURVIVED KATRINA AND RITA AND THE TSUNAMI ALL AT TEH SAME TIME AND THE TSUNAMI GAVE HIM CANCER WITH AIDS ON IT AND SO I CAN'T PAY YOU FOR THE ITEM, PLZ SEND IT TO ME FOR FREE THX."
The seller won't know how to respond! He or she will be so stunned with your idiocy that the whole thing will just blow over! You may even get a free item out of it.
Technique
10-09-2005, 01:06 PM
Here is the ultimate ebay excuse for acting like a retard. Just copy and paste in a message to the seller when you screw up! The grammar is pre-fucked for your convenience:
"MY SON, WHO IS QUITE SICK, JUST GOT BACK FROM IRAQ AND THEN SURVIVED KATRINA AND RITA AND THE TSUNAMI ALL AT TEH SAME TIME AND THE TSUNAMI GAVE HIM CANCER WITH AIDS ON IT AND SO I CAN'T PAY YOU FOR THE ITEM, PLZ SEND IT TO ME FOR FREE THX."
The seller won't know how to respond! He or she will be so stunned with your idiocy that the whole thing will just blow over! You may even get a free item out of it.
:rofl:
aoLat
10-09-2005, 01:10 PM
Ecks Dee.
111111
10-09-2005, 01:16 PM
this is by far sexy.
pop311
10-09-2005, 01:18 PM
Originally Posted by Apossum
Here is the ultimate ebay excuse for acting like a retard. Just copy and paste in a message to the seller when you screw up! The grammar is pre-fucked for your convenience:
"MY SON, WHO IS QUITE SICK, JUST GOT BACK FROM IRAQ AND THEN SURVIVED KATRINA AND RITA AND THE TSUNAMI ALL AT TEH SAME TIME AND THE TSUNAMI GAVE HIM CANCER WITH AIDS ON IT AND SO I CAN'T PAY YOU FOR THE ITEM, PLZ SEND IT TO ME FOR FREE THX."
The seller won't know how to respond! He or she will be so stunned with your idiocy that the whole thing will just blow over! You may even get a free item out of it.
:rofl:
:rofl:
piscian18
10-09-2005, 01:20 PM
you should state that hes been there since desert storm..lol
Here is the ultimate ebay excuse for acting like a retard. Just copy and paste in a message to the seller when you screw up! The grammar is pre-fucked for your convenience:
"MY SON, WHO IS QUITE SICK, JUST GOT BACK FROM IRAQ AND THEN SURVIVED KATRINA AND RITA AND THE TSUNAMI ALL AT TEH SAME TIME AND THE TSUNAMI GAVE HIM CANCER WITH AIDS ON IT AND SO I CAN'T PAY YOU FOR THE ITEM, PLZ SEND IT TO ME FOR FREE THX."
The seller won't know how to respond! He or she will be so stunned with your idiocy that the whole thing will just blow over! You may even get a free item out of it.
PR Mega X
10-09-2005, 01:32 PM
you should state that hes been there since desert storm..lol
And that while he was sleeping the hurricane snuck up on him and gave him a vasectomy.
piscian18
10-09-2005, 01:34 PM
he woke up after the hurricane in a tub full of ice and his kidney gone.
Kerig
10-09-2005, 01:43 PM
The grammar is pre-fucked for your convenience:
Puleez...that grammar is SO much better than it should be...here's the REAL way to screw it up:
"MY SON WHO IS QUIT SICK JUST GOT BACK FROM IRAQ AND THEN SURVIVD CATRINA AND RITA AND THE SOONAMEE ALL AT SAME TIME AND THE SOONAMEE GIVE HIM CANCUR WITH AIDES ON TOP AND SO I CANT PAY YOU TO FOR THE ITEM PLEAS TO SENT IT TO ME FOR FREE AT MY PO BOX"
/me claps the chalk-dust off his hands.
TIP: those who actually type like this never ever use any kind of punctuation.
The sad part is there really are people like this residing in America who send messages as badly written or worse than this on eBay.
Graystone
10-09-2005, 01:44 PM
I am wondering if the OP really got this from a buyer?
Prepster
10-09-2005, 02:21 PM
hahaha, o man that was funny
Apossum
10-09-2005, 02:33 PM
I am wondering if the OP really got this from a buyer?
fortunately, no. it's a composite of all the fake sympathy pleas you might get from dumb buyers. Actually, it could be a lot longer.....someone needs to make an ebay excuse generator. :lol:
he woke up after the hurricane in a tub full of ice and his kidney gone.
:lol:
banpeikun
10-10-2005, 01:10 AM
fortunately, no. it's a composite of all the fake sympathy pleas you might get from dumb buyers. Actually, it could be a lot longer.....someone needs to make an ebay excuse generator. :lol:Yeah, it seems to be pretty common, looks just like this other thread: http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=69545
niceguyshawne
10-10-2005, 01:19 AM
And that while he was sleeping the hurricane snuck up on him and gave him a vasectomy.
I heard the soonamee was responsible for that.
PaP3rKuT
10-10-2005, 04:27 AM
lol
Deadpool
10-10-2005, 05:09 AM
doh
Metal Boss
10-10-2005, 08:05 AM
Happens alot, just got a "dying mother" one last week.
Kain Vincent
10-10-2005, 08:39 AM
Damn those cancer giving tsunamis!
$hady
10-10-2005, 01:13 PM
I hope this really works! I just sent this to five sellers using the ask a seller a question thing on their auctions. Three of the first message and two of the second. I let yall know when my free games get here. :D
$hady
10-10-2005, 03:05 PM
Happens alot, just got a "dying mother" one last week.
DUDE your sig is freakin huge! it takes up my whole screen with all those pics! :bomb:
UPDATE: heard back from 1 of sellers I sent the questions to here was the response.
"Once, due to a hospital mix-up, my grandma's arm was removed, infected with syphilis then reattached. The hospital still charged her the $100,000 for the surgery. The moral of this story is: Shit happens but nothing is free.
Thank you for your question. I hope your son recovers."
jshendel
10-10-2005, 03:09 PM
So, it was YOU who bid on my Suikoden??!!!!!
j/k
Predator21281
10-10-2005, 03:20 PM
DUDE your sig is freakin huge! it takes up my whole screen with all those pics! :bomb:
UPDATE: heard back from 1 of sellers I sent the questions to here was the response.
"Once, due to a hospital mix-up, my grandma's arm was removed, infected with syphilis then reattached. The hospital still charged her the $100,000 for the surgery. The moral of this story is: Shit happens but nothing is free.
Thank you for your question. I hope your son recovers."
One of them is going to give you the item for free.
ryanbph
10-10-2005, 03:29 PM
thats messed up
Apossum
10-10-2005, 04:45 PM
Damn Shady, that's a messed up story. I hope he's just fucking with you.
I'm sending it some of those McDonalds sellers. :lol:
CarmenJubei
10-10-2005, 10:43 PM
holy shit!! I want a white PSP for free too
Apossum
10-11-2005, 07:11 PM
sent it to a McDonalds scammer...his response was
"The same thing happened to my dog, that is why I need the money."
meh.
I doubt I'm going to try this, but I'm curious to see if anyone got anything free, if so please let us CAG's know! I'd be laughing if it worked.
Apossum
10-11-2005, 07:52 PM
I doubt I'm going to try this, but I'm curious to see if anyone got anything free, if so please let us CAG's know! I'd be laughing if it worked.
uhh..huh? :lol:
uhh..huh? :lol:
People using excuses to try and get free stuff...sorry I didn't make it clear :D
blackjaw
10-11-2005, 09:39 PM
one time i had a buyer dip out of paying for a 25 dollar game becuase he said he was put onto life support following a fall from a ladder and temporarily died for 10 minutes and when he woke up he completely forgot about paying me for a week, then remembered, then forgot his wallet at church or something when he was thanking God for his new life
some crazy bullshit, but finally i got the payment...i dont see why he couldnt have just said "i forgot, sorry"
Apossum
10-11-2005, 09:52 PM
one time i had a buyer dip out of paying for a 25 dollar game becuase he said he was put onto life support following a fall from a ladder and temporarily died for 10 minutes and when he woke up he completely forgot about paying me for a week, then remembered, then forgot his wallet at church or something when he was thanking God for his new life
some crazy bullshit, but finally i got the payment...i dont see why he couldnt have just said "i forgot, sorry"
:lol:
got a message back from another Mcdonalds seller....just a somber message about how people have to go through all kinds of shit and that this is america where things are worked for, not given away for free.....or in this guys case, things that were found for free are being sold to people who are being tricked out of the money that they worked for.....ZING ;-)
$hady
10-11-2005, 09:57 PM
I got shot down 2 more times today from the f'ed up stories asking for free games. =(
I wrote to some guy selling a psp package and asked that he take close up pictures of the screen with a game playing because I want tosee if i'll be able to catch the pixels as they run away. I explained how this was a huge problem and I was scared I wouldn't be able to catch them because I am fat and quadrapalegic. Then I asked about his payment plan and whats the least I'd have to pay him each month when I win his auction because I'm poor and I'd need money for games.....
Emailed a couple people requesting weird pics and payment plan information. I've only heard back from one of them and they said no. =( LOL I'd love to be able to see their faces as they read this crap. :D
blackjaw
10-11-2005, 10:28 PM
i like the guys in africa that just want to scam you
they ask if they can pay with a western union money order that is written to be too big and you have to cash it and send half the money back to his buddy and you get to keep a good portion of it
had some guy trying to buy an xbox off me like this....of course the money order is fake and you are just giving out your own cash back to the guy, plus your item
i feel bad for the idiots that actually believe that shit