help me kill a mosquito

[greydemise]

yes..as it stands i have an hour before i need to wake up and get ready for class...the mofo bit me 2wice on the face, and i hear it whenever i try 2 lay down..buzzing by my ear..mosquitos are, without a doubt proof that there is a hell, now it might be too late to get any more sleep today...but i want to rest peacefully tonight...does anyone know how to attract a mosquito and kill it?? (preferably alive so i can torture it) ....:P
please...help :x

[The Successful Dropout]

i dunno...hang a bunch of duct tape from the ceiling in a couple different spots around the middle of the room? maybe put vaseline on both sides of the tape just for the hell of it

[mtxbass1]

go sleep in another room? shut the door on your way out.

[greydemise]

thanks dropout :) but i wanna kill the thing not rape a terrorist! :D...but hmm..*writes that
down for later*

bass, i did that :( but i know this thing is still floating around..it must be destroyed :x

[Kayden]

:rofl:
How to kill a mosquito in 7 easy steps:
1) Get a frying pan.
2) Wait for the mosquito to get near your head
3) Swing frying pan with excessive force
4) Pass out from self induced concussion
5) Wake up
6) Put calomine lotion on all the mosquito bites you got while your dumb ass was unconcious
7) Repeat as needed

[bostonfrontier]

pull the sheets over your head man........... damn

[magforce x]

I suggest you go to a costume shop and rent a mosquito outfit. Go back to your room, put the outfit on and then put on lots of perfume. The mosquito will get horny and come right to you.

[greydemise]

as much as id love to try the frying pan idea...
a bug flew into my ear once..and i slapped my head (at least trying 2 get 2 that area) so hard...i saw stars and heard a nasty pop/crack in my neck..the pain lasted for like 2 days :(
-i dont kno why, but i cant sleep with the sheets over my head...weird

i actually heard that spraying something with a fruity fragrence will attract them..im thinking of getting some cologne or perfume (my or my moms) and spraying some somewhere...then kicking some ass...(btw, i woke up and hour earlier and am in school alot earlier than i should be..at least im getting work done)

[Kayden]

MosquitOWN'D!

[secretvampire]

yes..as it stands i have an hour before i need to wake up and get ready for class...the mofo bit me 2wice on the face, and i hear it whenever i try 2 lay down..buzzing by my ear..mosquitos are, without a doubt proof that there is a hell, now it might be too late to get any more sleep today...but i want to rest peacefully tonight...does anyone know how to attract a mosquito and kill it?? (preferably alive so i can torture it) ....:P
please...help

Oh man, I feel your pain. There is nothing worse than hearing those little fuckers buzzing around your head in the dark and knowing you are going to get bitten again! I can't sleep like that either.

[DuelLadyS]

It doesn't give you a way to torture it, but I reccomend a good 'hunting' cat. We used to have a couple cats I put in my room to get flies. They were fool-proof! (And besides, what better torture than to be eaten alive?)

[Noodle Pirate!]

Get one of those white trash blue electric bug zappers. You will hear a satisfying "pop" noise when they meet their maker. You may not be able to witness their death but at least you can hear it.
The overalls and banjo are optional accessories to go with it.

[GuyWithGun]

Or hang a large bag of blood somewhere in your room, and wait til it goes for it.

[Kayden]

Get one of those white trash blue electric bug zappers. You will hear a satisfying "pop" noise when they meet their maker. You may not be able to witness their death but at least you can hear it.
The overalls and banjo are optional accessories to go with it.

:lol: *envisions the mosquito god*...

[Baseball2g]

Mosquitos are attracted to light, but not as much as a moth. Just leave a light on when it's dark and just wait for it to appear. Then you'll have your revenge.

[smalien1]

pull the sheets over your head man........... damn

But then if you fart it's like a gas chamber

[road3283]

What I usually do is wait until I hear it buzzing around so I know it's near me then quickly switch on the lamp. When the light comes on they always seem to land. If you take a second you can usually spot them on the wall near the lamp where it's easy smooshing.

For the torture route try squirting it with hairspray to glue their wings together but keep them alive.

[Weedy649]

I just get a towel, and just follow it with my eyes until it lands, then i hit it hard with a towel, harder than the fat kids that get hazed at school.

[0192837465]

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[AlbinoNinja]

Learn its language and mate with its women.

yay family guy quotes

[Xevious]

Mosquitos can only fly in still air. If you have a fan in your room, point it towards you and it will be difficult for the mosquito to bite you.

[Greetard]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

So instead of simply smacking it, you posted a topic on the internet asking how to kill it?

There are 3 steps to killing a bug:
1. Hit Bug
2. *squish*
3. THE END

There isn't a special technique or skill. Man up, go back to sleep, or get up...you only had an hour left anyway

[2poor]

get one of those electric tennis rackets. its like a bug zapper except you can swing it around.

[greydemise]

the picture in ms paint..is awesome! i love the scale model of me :)!..and i made the topic on how to get it so i cud kill it..i mean mosquitos are the most elusive of annoying parasites (only second to "relatives" who only show when u come across money) crap :( i got 3 bites on me..one on the face, arm and neck..damn thing, thanks for the advice tho..i kno mosquitors and other airborne fiends love fruity scents..so i sprayed a fruity (ha ha...) cologne here..and it took the bait!! but then went away...fast little bugger..

[Moxio]

Crying helps.

[greydemise]

Crying helps.


done it :(...

[triforcer]

if you have catnip that will repel mosquitos.