Chicks dig me when I _________

[snotknocker]

Chicks dig me when I _________

Fill in the blank

This should be interesting.

[guyver2077]

raise my eyebrow....rock style

[vrs1650]

talk about video games.
Just kidding, anything I have to put here will get deleted.

[SneakyPenguin]

dream

[Gothic Walrus]

Um...make smart-ass comments?

Seriously, the only thing I seem to have going for me is that people think I'm funny. I have no idea where the hell that one came from, but I don't think I'll complain. :D

I've also been told that I'm the perfect "nice guy" by a few girls...which might be why I have such a hard time finding dates. :?

[Mr Unoriginal]

Ask them to toss the salad.

[alongx]

I've also been told that I'm the perfect "nice guy" by a few girls...which might be why I have such a hard time finding dates. :?

You're right, nice guys do finish last (http://www.catsonmars.com/otaku/articles/niceguys.php)

[snotknocker]

dream

Wow that was quick! I was wondering who would come up with that first.
You crack me up.

[Battousai1002]

I've also been told that I'm the perfect "nice guy" by a few girls...which might be why I have such a hard time finding dates. :?
an ode to you (http://www.collegehumor.com/?textfile_id=47649)

[PsyClerk]

Chicks dig me when I pay them to.

also

Chicks dig me when I don't call them chicks. I always call them broads.

That nice guy page was great, especially the cat with the melon hair. Golden.

[LeviathynX]

when I poo in my panties!

[JSweeney]

I've also been told that I'm the perfect "nice guy" by a few girls...which might be why I have such a hard time finding dates. :?

You're right, nice guys do finish last (http://www.catsonmars.com/otaku/articles/niceguys.php)

Yep, the girl that posted this was so sure of herself that she didn't want her contact information associated with it. That show a great deal of belief in one says if they don't have the fortitude to back up what they say.

[snotknocker]

I've also been told that I'm the perfect "nice guy" by a few girls...which might be why I have such a hard time finding dates. :?
an ode to you (http://www.collegehumor.com/?textfile_id=47649)

This is classic. All you "nice guys" (Tusk Tusk) should check this out. Lot's of good tips on where you're going wrong

Way to go Battousai1002

[JSweeney]

People hate me because I hate myself.
If I hate myself, think about how highly I must regard other people.

[SneakyPenguin]

People hate me because I hate myself.
If I hate myself, think about how highly I must regard other people.

trust me, i KNOW.

[snotknocker]

People hate me because I hate myself.
If I hate myself, think about how highly I must regard other people.

Squish! squish! I'm crushing your head!

[JSweeney]

People hate me because I hate myself.
If I hate myself, think about how highly I must regard other people.

That's a terrible thing to say, JSweeney.
People should never be hated... hate is a wasted emotion.
All people are deserving of some respect and mercy, even if they act so terribly that they don't seem to deserve it. They are people, after all.
You don't really hate yourself... you can't. That would be so inanely counterproductive that you'd never get anything accomplished, and you know for a fact that there is so much that we can and must do.


Welcome to my ever present internal dialog.. the forces of light and darkness locked in an ever present battle that holds sway over my thought and emotion.

[JakeT81588]

when they see my wanker

[JSweeney]

Is that before or after they collapse after laughing themselves into hyperventilation?

[snotknocker]

People hate me because I hate myself.
If I hate myself, think about how highly I must regard other people.

That's a terrible thing to say, JSweeney.
People should never be hated... hate is a wasted emotion.
All people are deserving of some respect and mercy, even if they act so terribly that they don't seem to deserve it. They are people, after all.
You don't really hate yourself... you can't. That would be so inanely counterproductive that you'd never get anything accomplished, and you know for a fact that there is so much that we can and must do.


Welcome to my ever present internal dialog.. the forces of light and darkness locked in an ever present battle that holds sway over my thought and emotion.

JSweeney please use caution when stranded at a remote hotel during a heavy rainstorm with people that all have the same birthday as you.

[JSweeney]

People hate me because I hate myself.
If I hate myself, think about how highly I must regard other people.

That's a terrible thing to say, JSweeney.
People should never be hated... hate is a wasted emotion.
All people are deserving of some respect and mercy, even if they act so terribly that they don't seem to deserve it. They are people, after all.
You don't really hate yourself... you can't. That would be so inanely counterproductive that you'd never get anything accomplished, and you know for a fact that there is so much that we can and must do.


Welcome to my ever present internal dialog.. the forces of light and darkness locked in an ever present battle that holds sway over my thought and emotion.

JSweeney please use caution when stranded at a remote hotel during a heavy rainstorm with people that all have the same birthday as you.

What? I'm assuming that's from a TV show or a movie, but I don't get the reference.

[SneakyPenguin]

People hate me because I hate myself.
If I hate myself, think about how highly I must regard other people.

That's a terrible thing to say, JSweeney.
People should never be hated... hate is a wasted emotion.
All people are deserving of some respect and mercy, even if they act so terribly that they don't seem to deserve it. They are people, after all.
You don't really hate yourself... you can't. That would be so inanely counterproductive that you'd never get anything accomplished, and you know for a fact that there is so much that we can and must do.


Welcome to my ever present internal dialog.. the forces of light and darkness locked in an ever present battle that holds sway over my thought and emotion.

JSweeney please use caution when stranded at a remote hotel during a heavy rainstorm with people that all have the same birthday as you.

What? I'm assuming that's from a TV show or a movie, but I don't get the reference.

i think it was a movie called identity. looked good.

[snotknocker]

Bulls eye Sneaky!

[KrazyKefka]

have a $100 bill hanging from my open fly

[jlarlee]

People hate me because I hate myself.
If I hate myself, think about how highly I must regard other people.

That's a terrible thing to say, JSweeney.
People should never be hated... hate is a wasted emotion.
All people are deserving of some respect and mercy, even if they act so terribly that they don't seem to deserve it. They are people, after all.
You don't really hate yourself... you can't. That would be so inanely counterproductive that you'd never get anything accomplished, and you know for a fact that there is so much that we can and must do.


Welcome to my ever present internal dialog.. the forces of light and darkness locked in an ever present battle that holds sway over my thought and emotion.

JSweeney please use caution when stranded at a remote hotel during a heavy rainstorm with people that all have the same birthday as you.

What? I'm assuming that's from a TV show or a movie, but I don't get the reference.

i think it was a movie called identity. looked good.

Is quite a good movie actually

[XboxMaster]

Put on the puzzled, burnt face whenever they say something that I don't feel like answering, basicly, everything.