View Full Version : Anyone up for doing some, "Camel Toad?"
GuyWithGun
10-14-2005, 12:55 PM
I love how clueless parents can be sometimes...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images2/cameltoads.jpg
This raises an old debate in my mind over which was the better clothing phenomenon between camel toe and underboob. I think it's an AvP situation, but a poll should be in order, perhaps.
weimerwanger
10-14-2005, 01:08 PM
XD XD XD XD thats so unbelievably funny!
getmeoutofjoliet
10-14-2005, 01:10 PM
:lol: :lol: :applause: excellent
Strell
10-14-2005, 01:10 PM
This is the sort of parent who buys their kid GTA when they are 9 and then wants to make a lawsuit when the kid gets detention at school for beating someone. Completly clueless.
Or sues McDonald's because "I didn't know the food was bad for me."
Additionally this makes me think of that episode of Family Guy with the toad licking.
Camel toad licking. Eeeee.
GuyWithGun
10-14-2005, 01:13 PM
This is the sort of parent who buys their kid GTA when they are 9 and then wants to make a lawsuit when the kid gets detention at school for beating someone. Completly clueless.
Haha, no shit.
I had a coworker once who bought her some the first GTA and I was surprised and warned her a bit, which she did not heed. Then a couple weeks later she was complaining that her son could kill cops in the game and do drugs and all this other shit and I just wanted to scream, "THE GAMES IS CALLED GRAND THEFT AUTO, YOU DUMB BITCH!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT?!?"
camoor
10-14-2005, 01:17 PM
Who writes hand-written letters to anyone but their grandma any more - what are they, hamish? Anyway, if you are going to go to the trouble, you'd think you would want to put something more exciting then "whoa i saw some camel toe". She should have put this godparent on loser alert.
Strell
10-14-2005, 01:19 PM
what are they, hamish?
Yes, they have a high salt content and perfectly compliment eggs in the morning.
weimerwanger
10-14-2005, 01:59 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images2/youngaddict.jpg
This girl pwns dave chapelle.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images2/youngaddict.jpg
This girl pwns dave chapelle.
Sherry in the bong? That's classy.
The Shiznit
10-14-2005, 02:13 PM
That's funny stuff :lol: :applause:
rabbitt
10-14-2005, 04:30 PM
Damn, how old was this lady that wrote in? That's some funny shit.
And that wasn't iced tea that your godson spilled on the paper
Javery
10-14-2005, 04:49 PM
It's some teenagers writing to the paper like the time someone wrote Dear Abby and exactly mirrored an episode of The Simpsons. There's really no way to tell what is real and what is fake but either way it's funny stuff...
EDIT: Here's the Dear Abby/Simpsons article"
The column is titled "Wife meets perfect match after husband strikes out." In the letter, the writer describes herself as a 34-year-old mother of three who has been married for 10 years to a man who is "greedy, selfish, inconsiderate and rude."
The writer says her husband, Gene, gave her a bowling ball for her birthday — complete with the holes drilled to fit his fingers and embossed with his name. Undeterred, the woman decides to learn to bowl and heads to the local lanes, where she meets another man, Franco, who is "kind, considerate and loving."
They fall in love and Franco proposes.
"I no longer love Gene," writes Stuck in a Love Triangle. "I want to divorce him and marry Franco. At the same time, I'm worried that Gene won't be able to move on with his life. I also think our kids would be devastated. What should I do?"
After the letter raised the suspicions of the newspaper editor, Universal Press Syndicate did some research and discovered that Gene seemed a lot like Homer Simpson's thoughtless character in an episode titled Life on the Fast Lane.
In both the letter and the Simpsons episode, the husbands grow suspicious when they stumble across bowling gloves — obvious gifts to their wives from the other man.
In the television show, Homer responds by ineptly professing his love for Marge, who later goes to him at the nuclear power plant where he works. He lifts her up and carries her out of the plant as his co-workers watch and cheer.
"Obviously, it has no basis in reality," said Fox Network spokesman Scott Grogin.
Jeanne Phillips, who writes Dear Abby, told "Stuck" to tell her husband why she strayed. "To save the marriage," she wrote, "he might be willing to change back to the man who bowled you over in the first place."
AlbinoNinja
10-14-2005, 05:02 PM
lol, just a little bit better than the dear abby letter i read a while ago (the only one i ever read, in fact) about a family of nudists who had their grandmother come live with them and was completely disgusted when she decided to join them in the fun.
the solution involved the writer just getting yelled at for not putting on some god damn pants...
GuyWithGun
10-14-2005, 05:07 PM
lol, just a little bit better than the dear abby letter i read a while ago (the only one i ever read, in fact) about a family of nudists who had their grandmother come live with them and was completely disgusted when she decided to join them in the fun.
the solution involved the writer just getting yelled at for not putting on some god damn pants...
Haha, that's funny.
Jeoff
10-14-2005, 05:10 PM
Camel toads lol. No parent is that stupid...I would believe it if the parents were like 60 years old but that's not likely.
m0nkeybl1tz
10-14-2005, 05:15 PM
DEAR ABBY: I am 10. I was born in 1994. My problem is I really, really wish I had lived in the '80s. I know this sounds stupid, but the style was awesome -- not skanky. The music was great -- not rap. The '80s seem awesome! I mean, they had good songs like "She Blinded Me With Science." The '80s seem so cool -- at least people are always saying so.
Help, Abby, please. I'm sitting here listening to '80s music now. I wouldn't admit this to anyone else except my mom or dad. -- BORN IN THE WRONG ERA
DEAR IN THE WRONG ERA: I can't "fix" your problem, but it may comfort you to know that many people feel the way you do about various eras -- and that includes the roaring '20s, the romantic '30s, the fashionable '40s, the revolutionary '60s, the experimental '70s, as well as the "awesome" '80s.
When you're older, you'll be able to satisfy your "itch" to live in the '80s by collecting music, clothing and accessories from that decade. It's not exactly a trip back in time, but it will capture the nostalgia.
Later that day, I heard it read on the radio...
GuyWithGun
10-14-2005, 05:29 PM
Later that day, I heard it read on the radio...
Well, apparently the 50's sucked because no one wants to be stuck there. Maybe cause it didn't have a name in front of it.
WinnieThePujols
10-14-2005, 07:01 PM
Well, apparently the 50's sucked because no one wants to be stuck there. Maybe cause it didn't have a name in front of it.
I was thinking the same thing. =P
The "camal toads" article was pretty funny, heh.
GuyWithGun
10-21-2005, 11:49 PM
Update: Should have checked back when this thread was still active, but here's a Snopes update on the article posted on the day we were talking about it...http://www.snopes.com/risque/tattled/cameltoad.asp
camoor
10-22-2005, 12:05 AM
Well, apparently the 50's sucked because no one wants to be stuck there. Maybe cause it didn't have a name in front of it.
Conservative ages always SUCK.
Noone wants to go back to the dark ages either.
70s seem like they were pretty awesome...