100th post

[JakeT81588]

mwahaha i have reached my 100 post mark. as a celebration i would like to show you all my new avatar. now look. good job. i have been a member for 6 months... it didnt take me too long did it. flame away, this thread shouldnt be in existance in the first place.

[Steggy]

WOOHOO GO JaKe!!

[XboxMaster]

OMG, six months and a hundred posts?! How did you pull it off?! It must've been hard to post about once every other day.

[Moxio]

Congratulations, you are technically no longer a noob.

[CaptainObviousXl]

lol funny thred

[cruzincontrol]

so its this just an excuse to add another post to build up to 100...what a tard....

[SneakyPenguin]

Well, it is my excuse to get another post to add up 3000.

Wow, 100 in 6 months. you're really hardcore. I mean I've only gotten over 2400 in that time.

[karmapolice]

sneaky...thats called no life...what am i talking about...ive had over 500 in the past two months...

[karmapolice]

I could just post 5 more till I get 600

[karmapolice]

should I?...no I wont...Im not gunna hog forums like this "Jake" person...i mean...come on...can you think of anything besides your real name?

*edit* I was on 596 when this was posted

[x0thedeadzone0x]

yeah lion king rules!
just 200ish more to go till i'm 1000

go pumbaa!
kid how old are you anyways?

[dcfox]

yeah lion king rules!
just 200ish more to go till i'm 1000

go pumbaa!
kid how old are you anyways?
I'll race you to 1000 x0thedeadzone0x.

[Steggy]

should I?...no I wont...Im not gunna hog forums like this "Jake" person...i mean...come on...can you think of anything besides your real name?

*edit* I was on 596 when this was posted

And do you realy police these forums and steal peoples karma? I didnt think so. Even more unoriginal.

[CaptainObviousXl]

Well, it is my excuse to get another post to add up 3000.

Wow, 100 in 6 months. you're really hardcore. I mean I've only gotten over 2400 in that time.
yea but you mostly post on the oftopic oftopic alot

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Yeah right. I'm only able to access CAG half the time (one week out of two weeks) so it wouldn't be fair really.

[karmapolice]

Since technicaly I would be the karma POLICE I wouldnt steal...so before you bash my name you psychopathic delusional freak (your name is basketcase) think

[JakeT81588]

yeah lion king rules!
just 200ish more to go till i'm 1000

go pumbaa!
kid how old are you anyways?

im 15... sorry if i have a life, a school to go to and a job. i will be dropping out, quitting and posting more starting tomorrow.

nvm. i like having a life because instead of posting constantly on cheap ass gamer, i have sex!

[karmapolice]

at 15?...wow...you need to chill before you get someone pregnant

[Moxio]

^ Or contract herpes from some slut.

These things happen.

[karmapolice]

Dude...im 16 and have been going with the same girl for 2 years and havent had sex...use common sense...

[Mustang O-Line 75]

nvm. i like having a life because instead of posting constantly on cheap ass gamer, i have sex!

People that brag about sex are idiots.
It's about more than that.

[Steggy]

i believee he was talkin to the lion king guy.

[karmapolice]

Good one mustang...if your having sex just for sex...your doing it for the wrong reasons...you do it because you love someone...it sickens me how people brag about having sex with all different people...wheres the feeling? the love? the emotion? its not there...its just "something to do" or to brag about...

[karmapolice]

looks like pig boy stopped talking

[Gothic Walrus]

Good one mustang...if your having sex just for sex...your doing it for the wrong reasons...you do it because you love someone...it sickens me how people brag about having sex with all different people...wheres the feeling? the love? the emotion? its not there...its just "something to do" or to brag about...

Unfortunately, it is in our society.

Still, there are some people left that place some value on the importance and significance of sex. Two of my closest female friends are very strongly opposed to sex before marriage. One has a boyfriend, and she was very offended when one of our mutual friends started asking her if she screwed her boyfriend "before Prom, after Prom, or both." Seeing how they react and the value that they place on it has made me rethink my position...which was previously not thinking about it all. (Being 17 might have something to do with that.)

In the end, I guess you should just go with what works best for you and let others be. That may be the answer to a lot of things in life, actually...

[moiety]

To me, just the fact that 15-year olds are engaging in sex is disturbing enough. Exactly as karma said, "where's the love?". They don't understand the magnitude of it, even if they think they do. But hey, these are the times I guess.

[karmapolice]

Well put gothic...I prolly will have sex before marriage and prolly with my girlfriend that I have now...but it wont be so much as having sex but as makin love...I dont like that people see sex as a every day thing...but thats my view and others have theirs...Im just sick of our sex and violence hungry society (i know violence wasnt mentioned but I still dont like it)...do people have values anymore...i know im sounding like an old person but seeing as im 16 you should get what i mean and understand that this isnt a standard...its just what people choose to conform to...they let their hormones control them over ethics or values...well thats my shpiel...go back to your regular buissness and pay no attention to me

[punqsux]

To me, just the fact that 15-year olds are engaging in sex is disturbing enough. Exactly as karma said, "where's the love?". They don't understand the magnitude of it, even if they think they do. But hey, these are the times I guess.

15? i knew kids that were having sex when they were 12...i kid you not.

[karmapolice]

no such things as the "times" as you put it moiety...just loss of values and respect for the fellow man or woman

[karmapolice]

i heard...dont know if its true punq...of a girl that was 10 that had a child...my "x" started her period when she was eleven so you never know

[Moxio]

To me, just the fact that 15-year olds are engaging in sex is disturbing enough. Exactly as karma said, "where's the love?". They don't understand the magnitude of it, even if they think they do. But hey, these are the times I guess.

15? i knew kids that were having sex when they were 12...i kid you not.

That's ****ing sick. They probably hadn't even started puberty.

[karmapolice]

moxio...that does mean no babies though ;)...this world is sick and demented...i hate what we have come to become

[JakeT81588]

lol, it is one person, i have known her for 13 years, we are best friends and we r together now. it is good, and for the rite reason

[gwaki]

Congrats

[JakeT81588]

bakc on topic, i have 100 posts and im the bomb!

[Moxio]

moxio...that does mean no babies though ;)...this world is sick and demented...i hate what we have come to become

No babies... but still the chance of STD's, I think?

Also, girls mature faster than boys, so the girl COULD have somehow started puberty. :lol:

Yeah, strange world.

[karmapolice]

true they could have STD's if it wasnt theyre first sexual experiance...thats good that it is for the right reasons, but still...its not tasteful to go and brag about having sex...

[Lootr2Core]

Should I open a thread announcing my 8th post?

[Lootr2Core]

no wait i'm up to 16 I should call ned Flanders

[karmapolice]

no since you now have 16

[karmapolice]

not fast enough!

[Lootr2Core]

No wait, now I'm at 17, JakeT81588 I need to open one more thread. Please eveyone, lets have a moment of silent respect for me and my 17th post.. no wait this will be my 18th, well better open up another thread.

[JakeT81588]

your gay, dont try to make me feel stupid... this was a joke thread, did u even read it? apparently not.

[ex0]

I've been here for just short of a year and I only have 100 or so posts O_o

[Lootr2Core]

your gay, dont try to make me feel stupid... this was a joke thread, did u even read it? apparently not.

Really this was a joke thread? No way! I thought there was no to be no sarcasm in CAG!

I am proud of myself though, I can reply to bad threads without even reading them. I need to call Yoda to see if I can get on the Jedi Council!

Oh by the way.. the "your gay" reply... the sign of a high IQ...

[karmapolice]

but we actaully like you ex0

[weimerwanger]

Dude...im 16 and have been going with the same girl for 2 years and havent had sex...use common sense...
are you afraid of the vagina or something? i see no common sense in your post
someone makes a topic about how many posts they have and you redicule them and exalt yourself for posting an amount exponential to theirs in the same time period.
then he says "im sorry im not a big dork, im too busy getting laid" and you redicule his moral standards, saying that it's disturbing, etc.
way to go <virgin>guys</virgin>

[karmapolice]

im not afraid of it...it just has to be special and meaningful for the first time i do it...if you actually read everything you would understand...maybe if you werent so simple minded you would know what values and respecting peoples bodies mean

[Moxio]

Dude...im 16 and have been going with the same girl for 2 years and havent had sex...use common sense...
are you afraid of the vagina or something? i see no common sense in your post
someone makes a topic about how many posts they have and you redicule them and exalt yourself for posting an amount exponential to theirs in the same time period.
then he says "im sorry im not a big dork, im too busy getting laid" and you redicule his moral standards, saying that it's disturbing, etc.
way to go <virgin>guys</virgin>

Being humans, we all crave for sex. Apparently, some of us are more patient than others.

[Tom]

I like twinkies. But my damn parents only buy me off-brand twonkies.

[Lootr2Core]

im not afraid of it...it just has to be special and meaningful for the first time i do it...if you actually read everything you would understand...maybe if you werent so simple minded you would know what values and respecting peoples bodies mean

Nice post karma!

[karmapolice]

thank you...its nice to know someone else still has values and respect for the common man or woman

[Lootr2Core]

yup Karma... just because we're cheap ass GAMERS doesn't mean I have to be a CHEAP MORAL MAN

[treybegood]

I have sex too, yet still find time to post on cheapassgamer. Just say, "hey baby, I've got some important business to do." Then, while she's resting from post-sexual fatigue, you can post away. Sex shouldn't take so long as to distract from prioritized video game time. If it does, then I suggest cutting down on foreplay or cuddling time. Use protection, and don't forget to wash behind your ears like momma has told ya'. Wah hah hah hah....I'm a' Wario, I'm a' gonna' win!

[karmapolice]

nice one (to Lootr2Core)...and does anyone know what the hell this means? <virgin>guys</virgin>

[Moxio]

I believe he's referring us CAG's as virgins.

Apparently it's his best insult.

[karmapolice]

Ohh...I can feel the burn...wait no thats a pain...yeah its a pain...and its in my ass because of all the people who have no moral values are biting on it because they get more "pussy" than I do and it somehow makes them special...but I believe loving someone is more important that sexual favors mister power ranger weimer man...

[Lootr2Core]

Again, well spoken karma.. wow.. ironic but I may hit 100 posts just by agreeing with others... wow, easy.

[sj41]

Again, well spoken karma.. wow.. ironic but I may hit 100 posts just by agreeing with others... wow, easy. That's how everyone else got to 100. :lol:

[karmapolice]

Again...I may only be 16, but I know the value of someones respect...You NEED to respect each other and each others bodies and not just have sex to "have sex"...There is emotion attached (supposed to be) when you make love with someone...Its a symbol of love and a beautiful thing...Its not something to keep score with or to make you feel cool...Its a emotional and physical bond between two people that LOVE each other...Be it gay or straight...its a BOND OF LOVE...sex has been reduced to just "sex" by all the media mediums...be it: TV,movies,music,and games...They have portrayed that sex is just for fun and has no emotional or spiritual meaning...I mean all the time you see people in TV and Movies having sex with multiple people with no consequences...and music...well all this rap and such that degrades women into objects and sex toys are discusting...its sad to see our society be lowered to this low class thinking, but I feel some will always be this way...I mean...shows like Jerry Springer and Maury are still on and 50 cent and other rappers are still making money...So this will continue...I just hope that some of the people that have read this will rethink how they act towards women and start treating them like humans and sex like it is meaningful and not a recreation

[Lootr2Core]

karma..

keep posting cause they get better and better with each one!

For someone only 16 you seem much more mature than 75% of those who post here.

[Mustang O-Line 75]

Again...I may only be 16, but I know the value of someones respect...You NEED to respect each other and each others bodies and not just have sex to "have sex"...There is emotion attached (supposed to be) when you make love with someone...Its a symbol of love and a beautiful thing...Its not something to keep score with or to make you feel cool...Its a emotional and physical bond between two people that LOVE each other...Be it gay or straight...its a BOND OF LOVE...sex has been reduced to just "sex" by all the media mediums...be it: TV,movies,music,and games...They have portrayed that sex is just for fun and has no emotional or spiritual meaning...I mean all the time you see people in TV and Movies having sex with multiple people with no consequences...and music...well all this rap and such that degrades women into objects and sex toys are discusting...its sad to see our society be lowered to this low class thinking, but I feel some will always be this way...I mean...shows like Jerry Springer and Maury are still on and 50 cent and other rappers are still making money...So this will continue...I just hope that some of the people that have read this will rethink how they act towards women and start treating them like humans and sex like it is meaningful and not a recreation

=D>

[Mr. Anderson]

Off the topic of sex, WTF Sneaky. Just because you post more doesn't mean your better or you spend more time here. He just doesn't post on every single little tiny thing.

[red flare graf]

I like how people just know how sex is supposed to be.

I respect your decision, karma, but shut up.. who cares? Don't speak for the world. You're as bad as a preaching christian. As a matter of fact, you sound just like one!

[JakeT81588]

Off the topic of sex, WTF Sneaky. Just because you post more doesn't mean your better or you spend more time here. He just doesn't post on every single little tiny thing.

thanks

[The Successful Dropout]

yeah, im a lil tired of the preaching as well...get over it

ppl will always "phuk" and ppl will always "make love"....and ppl will always complain

[The Successful Dropout]

Again...I may only be 16, but I know the value of someones respect...You NEED to respect each other and each others bodies and not just have sex to "have sex"...There is emotion attached (supposed to be) when you make love with someone...Its a symbol of love and a beautiful thing...Its not something to keep score with or to make you feel cool...Its a emotional and physical bond between two people that LOVE each other...Be it gay or straight...its a BOND OF LOVE...sex has been reduced to just "sex" by all the media mediums...be it: TV,movies,music,and games...They have portrayed that sex is just for fun and has no emotional or spiritual meaning...I mean all the time you see people in TV and Movies having sex with multiple people with no consequences...and music...well all this rap and such that degrades women into objects and sex toys are discusting...its sad to see our society be lowered to this low class thinking, but I feel some will always be this way...I mean...shows like Jerry Springer and Maury are still on and 50 cent and other rappers are still making money...So this will continue...I just hope that some of the people that have read this will rethink how they act towards women and start treating them like humans and sex like it is meaningful and not a recreation

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/stfu3.jpg

[weimerwanger]

Again...I may only be 16, but I know the value of someones respect...You NEED to respect each other and each others bodies and not just have sex to "have sex"...There is emotion attached (supposed to be) when you make love with someone...Its a symbol of love and a beautiful thing...Its not something to keep score with or to make you feel cool...Its a emotional and physical bond between two people that LOVE each other...Be it gay or straight...its a BOND OF LOVE...sex has been reduced to just "sex" by all the media mediums...be it: TV,movies,music,and games...They have portrayed that sex is just for fun and has no emotional or spiritual meaning...I mean all the time you see people in TV and Movies having sex with multiple people with no consequences...and music...well all this rap and such that degrades women into objects and sex toys are discusting...its sad to see our society be lowered to this low class thinking, but I feel some will always be this way...I mean...shows like Jerry Springer and Maury are still on and 50 cent and other rappers are still making money...So this will continue...I just hope that some of the people that have read this will rethink how they act towards women and start treating them like humans and sex like it is meaningful and not a recreation
leave it to a 16 year old to "know" how an abstact undefinable thing such as love perfectly correlates with the physical act of sex.
dont focking judge people by your narrow minded christian measuring stick

[Southberm]

wait WTF why does this topic have 67 posts?!

[JakeT81588]

Again...I may only be 16, but I know the value of someones respect...You NEED to respect each other and each others bodies and not just have sex to "have sex"...There is emotion attached (supposed to be) when you make love with someone...Its a symbol of love and a beautiful thing...Its not something to keep score with or to make you feel cool...Its a emotional and physical bond between two people that LOVE each other...Be it gay or straight...its a BOND OF LOVE...sex has been reduced to just "sex" by all the media mediums...be it: TV,movies,music,and games...They have portrayed that sex is just for fun and has no emotional or spiritual meaning...I mean all the time you see people in TV and Movies having sex with multiple people with no consequences...and music...well all this rap and such that degrades women into objects and sex toys are discusting...its sad to see our society be lowered to this low class thinking, but I feel some will always be this way...I mean...shows like Jerry Springer and Maury are still on and 50 cent and other rappers are still making money...So this will continue...I just hope that some of the people that have read this will rethink how they act towards women and start treating them like humans and sex like it is meaningful and not a recreation
leave it to a 16 year old to "know" how an abstact undefinable thing such as love perfectly correlates with the physical act of sex.
dont focking judge people by your narrow minded christian measuring stick

well put, now lets continue celebratinig my wonderful posts

[JakeT81588]

get it too 100 posts!!!!!

[x0thedeadzone0x]

OK uh just because you have 100 posts doesn't mean your cool. But you're acting like you're the best thing in the world which is why i was sarcastic about my post. replying to my post and telling me you have SEX is great, but you know what? I have a boyfriend too. I have a LIFE. I don't go out aimlessly fuckin.g people. Like karma said i think it's something that should be kept or saved for someone special, not just cuz you wanna be cool or cuz some 20 year old guy or whoever invites you to have sex with him because he thinks your "sexy". So, congrats on having a damn girlfriend, but why don't you grow up and stop acting like your 10 years old because your 15 year old act is A. Not convincing and B. Lame.
I'm more mature then you it sounds and i'm a year younger.

Ehh, but then again this is just another post for me to count upwards on my rank.

[punqsux]

get it too 100 posts!!!!!

why are you wasting time posting here when u could be fucking your 12 year old girlfriend?

[JakeT81588]

OK uh just because you have 100 posts doesn't mean your cool. But you're acting like you're the best thing in the world which is why i was sarcastic about my post. replying to my post and telling me you have SEX is great, but you know what? I have a boyfriend too. I have a LIFE. I don't go out aimlessly fuckin.g people. Like karma said i think it's something that should be kept or saved for someone special, not just cuz you wanna be cool or cuz some 20 year old guy or whoever invites you to have sex with him because he thinks your "sexy". So, congrats on having a damn girlfriend, but why don't you grow up and stop acting like your 10 years old because your 15 year old act is A. Not convincing and B. Lame.
I'm more mature then you it sounds and i'm a year younger.

Ehh, but then again this is just another post for me to count upwards on my rank.

fuck you 8) and i am cool

[JakeT81588]

get it too 100 posts!!!!!

why are you wasting time posting here when u could be shaq-fuing your 12 year old girlfriend?

fuck you too

[punqsux]

fuck me? i thgouht u already had someone to fuck?

[SneakyPenguin]

Off the topic of sex, WTF Sneaky. Just because you post more doesn't mean your better or you spend more time here. He just doesn't post on every single little tiny thing.

I'm not saying I am better. It was a mocking post, because he felt sooo special he got to 100, I was just knocking him down a few pegs.

[JSweeney]

Darn those moral people! How dare they ever expect you to behave like a decent human being!
Darn them all!

[x0thedeadzone0x]

MMM.. your cool?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative.jpg

[JakeT81588]

Off the topic of sex, WTF Sneaky. Just because you post more doesn't mean your better or you spend more time here. He just doesn't post on every single little tiny thing.

I'm not saying I am better. It was a mocking post, because he felt sooo special he got to 100, I was just knocking him down a few pegs.

is still feel special

[JSweeney]

Is still feel special?
Is that even a sentence?
"Special" as in differently abled?

[punqsux]

Is still feel special?
Is that even a sentence?
"Special" as in differently abled?

LOL

[metroidkiller9]

i doubt very much karma that you know the value of someones respect when you yourself obviously cannot give it to others. you dont know jake and you dont know his situation yet you feel comfortable in judging him to be a morally deficient person. why dont you respect his decision to live his life the way he wants, as you will yours instead of trying to speak on matter of which you have no first hand knowledge.

[JakeT81588]

keep on posting... all u guys are doing rite now by continuing to bitch is granting my wish. 100 posts, here we come.

[SneakyPenguin]

keep on posting... all u guys are doing rite now by continuing to bitch is granting my wish. 100 posts, here we come.

Holy God, what language is this? Grammar Gestapo, assemble!

[x0thedeadzone0x]

well, i'm going to leave this retarded thread now so you don't get your wish hopefully, but before i leave i'm just going to say..

as for the cool award
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive14.jpg
=D> \:D/ :spam: :roll:

[karmapolice]

Im not christian...Im actually an atheist...Im not judging Jake...Just saying that he is acting lik sex is something to brag about...and by bragging about it he is making sex a "recreation" when it isnt...and dont try to tell me it is...because its not...Its a showing of love between two people...Just because your influenced by TV and all the bullshit they put into "sex" and how its "just something to do for fun"...its not...this was aimed towards weimer...no one else...just because you may like to degrade making love into "sex" and just something "to do" doesnt mean its right or what "sex" is...as I have said its a bond of love...

this was my last post

[JSweeney]

keep on posting... all u guys are doing rite now by continuing to bitch is granting my wish. 100 posts, here we come.

Keep on posting! All you are doing by continuing to bitch is grant my wish. 100 posts, here we come!

[metroidkiller9]

Im not christian...Im actually an atheist...Im not judging Jake...Just saying that he is acting lik sex is something to brag about...and by bragging about it he is making sex a "recreation" when it isnt...and dont try to tell me it is...because its not...Its a showing of love between two people...Just because your influenced by TV and all the bullshit they put into "sex" and how its "just something to do for fun"...its not...this was aimed towards weimer...no one else...just because you may like to degrade making love into "sex" and just something "to do" doesnt mean its right or what "sex" is...as I have said its a bond of love...

this was my last post

ugh, your narrow mindedness is infuriating. but the main flaw in your argument is that it is not a bond of love either. it is a means of procreating. so maybe your new view should be that people shouldnt have sex unless they are making babies, huh? sex is whatever you want it to be. it is whatever you make of it. whores have sex with random men all the time does that mean they are incapable of love? or how about priests or nuns, people of faith in general? since they view sex as a sin does that mean they cant love? and please stop using the term "making love". are you a greeting card writer for hallmark? there is nothing degrading about the word sex. that is what it is. sexual intercourse. sex can carry attachments of love and that is great i think. but sex without love is perfectly healthy, normal behavior. and no, i am not saying any, and all sex is normal healthy behavior. obviously i dont think prostitution is healthy nor do i in anyway condone unconsenting sex. however sex between two mutually consenting mature people is life. they are inherent urges within us all. it would be inhuman to deny them.

[JSweeney]

It's amazing how uninteresting this thread is, despite the word "sex" appearing in it so many times.

[metroidkiller9]

It's amazing how uninteresting this thread is, despite the word "sex" appearing in it so many times.

i agree. maybe it should be merged with scrubkings rumble rose thread to spice it up.

[Steggy]

almost to 100... once this topic hits 100 i motion that the mods lock it

[snotknocker]

This thread is one big circle jerk.

No! wait! Let me switch to 12 year old mode - CLICK!

This thread is cool! Keep posting! Let's get to 100

[JakeT81588]

bump, to get to 100...