You are not Dave Chapelle

[CheapyD]

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=chappelle

[zzl365]

Saw that yesterday, totally awesome.

[Spiritseed]

OOOKKKAAAYYYY

[Wlogan31]

Maddox (O'Doyle) rules!

[PsyClerk]

Salute to Cheapy for posting that. Great stuff.

[daphatty]

That shit is hysterical! :booty:

[jmcc]

Wow! It's like he took what I was thinking months ago and added swears! Awesome!

[Wshakspear]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/chappelle_graph2.gif

i just glance at that and i laugh... :lol:

[Doylerulez]

The graph helped to put things in perspective.

[magilacudy]

Haha... I saw that the other day too. That confirms it, I am not Dave Chappelle. Whaaaatttt...

[Wshakspear]

Haha... I saw that the other day too. That confirms it, I am not Dave Chappelle. Whaaaatttt...

Your not Lil'Jon Either!!! :P

[Scrubking]

That guy is an idiot.

[Grave_Addiction]

How true, how true.

[Ikohn4ever]

He's only wrong about one thing Rick James also says "I'm Rick James bitch" as well. That dramatically increases the odds.

[snotknocker]

I thought that article was "Smooookin"
"Spank you" "Spank you very much" Cheapy

[WhipSmartBanky]

Wait until Mr. Anderson sees this...he's gonna be crushed.

[Rodimus]

People at me work copy lines off the Chappelle Show all the time. Particularly the "I'm Rick James bitch." And It is extremely annoying.

[Admiral Ackbar]

I'm not Rick James, Bitch!

[Wshakspear]

He's only wrong about one thing Rick James also says "I'm Rick James bitch" as well. That dramatically increases the odds.

True, very true, but the graph shows only the odds of being cheppelle, not who is saying what line....although that line was said best by Mr. Rick James himself.

Fun graph to make: People who say "I'm Rick James Bitch", that actually know who Rick James is :)

[bmulligan]

That guy is an idiot.

Proof that this guy is NOT an idiot:



When did it become acceptable in this country for a man to go from being a rugged, plaid-wearing, beef jerky eating badass to a well-groomed, "metrosexual" girly-boy like Ben Affleck? Affleck recently agreed to be a spokesman for L'Oreal, with L'Oreal quoted as saying "Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality but are not afraid to care for their appearance." Afraid of taking care of their appearances? It's not that we're afraid you assholes, it's that we don't menstruate. What next? Men getting hormone injections so they can breast feed?

[CaseyRyback]

He's only wrong about one thing Rick James also says "I'm Rick James bitch" as well. That dramatically increases the odds.

True, very true, but the graph shows only the odds of being cheppelle, not who is saying what line....although that line was said best by Mr. Rick James himself.

Fun graph to make: People who say "I'm Rick James Bitch", that actually know who Rick James is :)

that would be a fun graph. I was still disappionted that for the musical part they did not try to remake "party all the time" with Charlie Murphy singing instead of Eddie

[meteors]

Most of the crap on this guys website is lame and annoying. This guy has taken pointless ranting on the internet to a new level.

Although the Chappelle page was indeed funny and well deserved :)

[PsyClerk]

Most of the crap on this guys website is lame and annoying. This guy has taken pointless ranting on the internet to a new level.

You haven't been looking at the CAG off topic forum for long, have you?

[bmulligan]

Most of the crap on this guys website is lame and annoying. This guy has taken pointless ranting on the internet to a new level.

Obviously you don't know how to read. And you certainly don't have the capacity for abstract thought. Here is more proof that Maddox is infinitely superior the pea sized appendage you call a brain:

PROOF (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bullshit)

[jmcc]

Most of the crap on this guys website is lame and annoying. This guy has taken pointless ranting on the internet to a new level.

Obviously you don't know how to read. And you certainly don't have the capacity for abstract thought. Here is more proof that Maddox is infinitely superior the pea sized appendage you call a brain:

PROOF (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bullshit)

A diatribe against the "extreme" movment in 2003. Yeah, he's a real pioneer in comedy.

The only thing he EVER did that wasn't terrible is this: http://maddox.xmission.com/sponsor.html and I have my doubts that he was the one to actually come up with the idea first, but it's still funny.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

H-What?
Ooookayyy Lil Jon hey

Can I still pretend to be Lil Jon without it becoming a statistical thing?

[The Successful Dropout]

say what you want...im still rick james, bitch!

[Moxio]

Frankly, I'm getting tired of these quotes too.

Chappelle fan geeks are everywhere, from homeless shelters to state prisons.

A hhhwwwwhatttt?!-er is everywhere you turn.

[bignick]

I'm Big Nick, BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[chizwaz]

I'm Rick James, bitch

[spoo]

LOL I hate catch phrases.

[XboxMaster]

Most of the crap on this guys website is lame and annoying. This guy has taken pointless ranting on the internet to a new level.

Obviously you don't know how to read. And you certainly don't have the capacity for abstract thought. Here is more proof that Maddox is infinitely superior the pea sized appendage you call a brain:

PROOF (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bullshit)

A diatribe against the "extreme" movment in 2003. Yeah, he's a real pioneer in comedy.

The only thing he EVER did that wasn't terrible is this: http://maddox.xmission.com/sponsor.html and I have my doubts that he was the one to actually come up with the idea first, but it's still funny.

Yeah, that is pretty funny and true. I'm thinking that vegetarians think that they are morally "better" than meat-eaters. If they're so humane, then when's the last time they went and adopted some pets at the pound, or went to protest at some lab that tests on animals?

Anyway, this kid probably just needs to vent from getting turned down so much, so he comes home and bitches to a computer monitor and keyboard. :lol: , some dumbass previously on this thread started defending this guy, saying that he's higher (intelligent-wise) than the basher. How is someone more intelligent when they type up some little essay on their computer bitching about something that doesn't pose any real threat to anyone, or for that matter, no one cares about, and then post it on their website? I'm not saying he's not intelligent just 'cause he posts shit on his website, but because what he bitches about. I could go on bitching about trivial shit, like this dude does, forever, would I be more intelligent that most posters on this forum? No.

[bignick]

I want that shirt so bad!!!

[Steggy]

show this to mr anderson...

[Nirvanaguy777]

hes totally right im not dave chappelle, then again IM RICK JAMES BITCH, YEAAAAAAAAAAA

[weimerwanger]

you might not like his (hilarious) bitching, but his site is one of the most visited on the web. if he so desired he could put up advertisements and be set, not have to work, with the amount of traffic he gets, but he doesnt

[Steggy]

All your base are belong to us.

[Mr. Anderson]

Wait until Mr. Anderson sees this...he's gonna be crushed.

That graph is so obviously wrong. I...I'm Dave....me.... :cry:

[PapiChullo]

That was funny ish. It's so true too, I can't count the time I've been at a party and people who don't sound a thing like him burst out and think it's just hilarious.

[jmcc]

That was funny ish. It's so true too, I can't count the time I've been at a party and people who don't sound a thing like him burst out and think it's just hilarious.

At a party? It's your civic duty to stick a plastic fork into them and break the tines off. If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem.

[hunter_d]

Maddox is occasionally funny-But he's just a guy who's good at bitching. It's just a rant with some big vocabulary. Maybe he's anti-society and whatnot, but that's the fashion these days, in my opinion. But then again, I never really read Maddox's stuff - So my speculation could be wrong.

But yeah, I laughed at the graph :lol:

[bmulligan]

Maddox is occasionally funny-But he's just a guy who's good at bitching. It's just a rant with some big vocabulary. Maybe he's anti-society and whatnot, but that's the fashion these days, in my opinion. But then again, I never really read Maddox's stuff - So my speculation could be wrong.



This is great stuff. Baseless opinions. If you've never even really read his stuff, then how do you know anything about the fashon wolrd you've so conveniently dressed him in? He bitches about people exactly like you who have cursory knowledge of few things, and spew steadfast factoids about subjects you know nothing about.

You're like the guys who think Halo 2 should be game of the year when hasn't even been released yet.

[meteors]

This is great stuff. Baseless opinions. If you've never even really read his stuff, then how do you know anything about the fashon wolrd you've so conveniently dressed him in? He bitches about people exactly like you who have cursory knowledge of few things, and spew steadfast factoids about subjects you know nothing about.

You're like the guys who think Halo 2 should be game of the year when hasn't even been released yet.


FANBOY

:twisted:

[Medium_Pimpin]

ALLRIGHTY THEN!

I'll stop saying it, BITCH!

[The Successful Dropout]

their are way more annoying quotes/words/phrases out there that id rather ppl stop saying

[ayolykewhoa]

I'm Lil Jon, bitch! OWWWSKKEEETTTSKKKEETTT!