View Full Version : Big Nicks Countdown!!
Snake2715
05-18-2004, 03:13 PM
Hey I came across this and thought it was pretty funny
http://www.chasebrown.com/olson.htm
bignick
05-18-2004, 03:39 PM
Did some one say Olsen twins?
http://www.olsentwins.com/pix_to_go/images/mka_plane_a2.jpg
The Successful Dropout
05-18-2004, 03:41 PM
:hot:
x0thedeadzone0x
05-18-2004, 03:53 PM
BigNick + Olsen Twins in 25 days in Playboy = Bad Mental Image
Firebrand
05-18-2004, 04:01 PM
There are important things to worry about. I cannot help but laugh at the bad tastes of a selected few.
Mr Unoriginal
05-18-2004, 04:05 PM
There are important things to worry about. I cannot help but laugh at the bad tastes of a selected few.
Do these "important things" hve anything to do with making fun of people on a video game website?
LoganDX
05-18-2004, 04:06 PM
I can't wait for the day they shed the clothes. I'm with ya BigNick!
VelvetHammer
05-18-2004, 04:08 PM
I'm sorry. But my evil Step-mother looks like the Olsen twins. So every time I see them all I can think of is what a Biotch she is.
That in turn makes me want to Pimp slap them.
DAMN YOU! Damn you for ruining the Olsen twins you misreable Biiiiotch!
The Successful Dropout
05-18-2004, 04:11 PM
may i borrow your stepmother for a few minutes? please?
VelvetHammer
05-18-2004, 04:11 PM
On a serious note, they are rather thin, and from all accounts not that well endowed in the boob department. And from what I saw of one of them in a backless dress, we're not missing much.
I say keep the clothes on and continue to torture BigNick.
VelvetHammer
05-18-2004, 04:13 PM
may i borrow your stepmother for a few minutes? please?
Borrow? Man, give me your address and she's yours! No return address will be provided.
jimbodan
05-18-2004, 04:15 PM
They are worth millions, so I doubt we will get to see them in playboy anytime soon.
"The twins are reported to be worth around $150 million each; with some reports estimating their net worth will reach into the billions by the time they're 21. "
--- http://gameboy.ign.com/articles/509/509288p1.html?fromint=1
bignick
05-18-2004, 04:26 PM
may i borrow your stepmother for a few minutes? please?
Borrow? Man, give me your address and she's yours! No return address will be provided.
I call seconds!
bignick
05-18-2004, 04:26 PM
They are worth millions, so I doubt we will get to see them in playboy anytime soon.
"The twins are reported to be worth around $150 million each; with some reports estimating their net worth will reach into the billions by the time they're 21. "
--- http://gameboy.ign.com/articles/509/509288p1.html?fromint=1
We could if their careers need a boost.
jimbodan
05-18-2004, 04:28 PM
it would probably ruin their kid friendly image and cost them millions right now, but here's to hoping that eventually in the not too distant future they need the money!
VelvetHammer
05-18-2004, 04:29 PM
By the time their careers need a boost. So will their bodies. Just look how Jennifer Love Hugetits career crashed and we never got to see her lovelies.
red flare graf
05-18-2004, 04:29 PM
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8980/olsen-ribs.jpg
Yeah.. real attractive.
bignick
05-18-2004, 04:30 PM
it would probably ruin their kid friendly image and cost them millions right now, but here's to hoping that eventually in the not too distant future they need the money!
Its not that they would ever need the money, but who is gonna watch their movies when they are in their mid 20's. They will need to keep their name in the spotlight.
VelvetHammer
05-18-2004, 04:34 PM
Red Flare - please tell me you just made that photo collage for this thread. I'd be really concerned if you had that laying around already.
x0thedeadzone0x
05-18-2004, 04:38 PM
Thin is in?
They're all BONES. If they put on 15 pounds, then at least they wouldn't look sickly.
Wshakspear
05-18-2004, 04:42 PM
Thanks for the pics from Dawn of the dead...looks like a great movie
red flare graf
05-18-2004, 04:42 PM
Red Flare - please tell me you just made that photo collage for this thread. I'd be really concerned if you had that laying around already.
rofl.. No, I didn't make it. I found it and thought it would be the perfect example of why they should keep their clothes on.
EggViper
05-18-2004, 04:45 PM
jez i came in here thinking big nick finally decided to go on a diet (weight countdown?) and it turns out to b an olsen twins thread.
Naughty_Insomniac
05-18-2004, 04:49 PM
omg ... her shoulder blades are bigger than her boobs.
snotknocker
05-18-2004, 04:51 PM
Personally I don't see the attraction to any woman you could split like a softwood.
chickenhawk
05-18-2004, 04:56 PM
Sorry, but I don't thnk they're all that cute. I still remember them when they were babies. Maybe that is clouding my judgement, but I don't see the big attraction.
howard
05-18-2004, 04:57 PM
Kate Kaptive....
Steggy
05-18-2004, 04:57 PM
uggh, theyd be perfect if they waid like 30 lbs more. Theyre too anorexic.
EggViper
05-18-2004, 04:58 PM
those pics are pretty sickening..
bignick
05-18-2004, 07:29 PM
Roses are red violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
Steggy
05-18-2004, 07:31 PM
uggh, please red flare, edit ur post with the pics. Its making me sick
PsyClerk
05-18-2004, 07:32 PM
Personally I don't see the attraction to any woman you could split like a softwood.
This reminds me of this movie I saw once...think it was made in Mexico or some such place. Anyways, there was this...what? Oh, ok. Nevermind then.
Missingdata
05-18-2004, 07:42 PM
uggh, please red flare, edit ur post with the pics. Its making me sick
No Red flare don't do it.....
R U going to let ppl Pitchin' u around....
Don't do it... Keep the pix, keep the post!!!!
Moxio
05-19-2004, 12:13 AM
No offense, but I find the twins unattractive, even before looking at those... "disturbing" pictures.
I guess it starts when I think about the Full House days, when she was just a baby. Now, there's the possibility of her being a porn star?
Bob Saget would be heartbroken.
Missingdata
05-19-2004, 12:17 AM
No offense, but I find the twins unattractive, even before looking at those... "disturbing" pictures.
I guess it starts when I think about the Full House days, when she was just a baby. Now, there's the possibility of her being a porn star?
Bob Saget would be heartbroken.
:shock: take that back....
especially the porn star part.....
thatstoobad
05-19-2004, 12:31 AM
am i the only one who's not grossed out by those pictures?
dcfox
05-19-2004, 12:41 AM
Maybe they can get some sort of reverse liposuction where fat would be pumped back into the body. And while the doctors are at they could add a litte extra in the appropriate places.
Mr. Anderson
05-19-2004, 12:58 AM
Their both kinda cute, but their coke heads. And I don't like coke heads.
red flare graf
05-19-2004, 01:04 AM
am i the only one who's not grossed out by those pictures?
Hey, I saw that movie your avatar is from. I'd expect it would take a little more than an Olsen twin to gross a fan of that one out. :)
LoganDX
05-19-2004, 01:05 AM
I guess it starts when I think about the Full House days, when she was just a baby. Now, there's the possibility of her being a porn star?
Bob Saget would be heartbroken.
Yeah right! After BigNick, Bob's gonna be next in line with spooge towel in hand....
Maynard
05-19-2004, 01:09 AM
i cannot stand those two girls, seriously. I think they are no talent actresses who get payed alot of money to do absolute crap!
If i ever met them i would punch them in the face right between the eyes and say
Hey this one is for:
Jesse
Danny
Joey
D.J. (Deej)
kimmy
Becky
steph
You got to continue working and all of these actors went on to do NOTHING, and they have more talent in there pinky than you'll ever have!
MeyNERD
:shock: ps. i just really cant stand them :shock:
PapiChullo
05-19-2004, 02:20 AM
i cannot stand those two girls, seriously. I think they are no talent actresses who get payed alot of money to do absolute crap!
If i ever met them i would punch them in the face right between the eyes and say
Hey this one is for:
Jesse
Danny
Joey
D.J. (Deej)
kimmy
Becky
steph
You got to continue working and all of these actors went on to do NOTHING, and they have more talent in there pinky than you'll ever have!
MeyNERD
:shock: ps. i just really cant stand them :shock:
Hey, come on, that's not fair. Jesse does 10-10987 commercials. If you don't consider that acting, then something is wrong.
Sn0brawler
05-19-2004, 02:49 AM
D.J. was hot too.
moiety
05-19-2004, 09:59 AM
Hey, come on, that's not fair. Jesse does 10-10987 commercials. If you don't consider that acting, then something is wrong.
"Jesse" (John Stamos) is also involved in theater. He was just in Cabaret about a year ago on Broadway.
I wonder what happened to "DJ" and "Steph", a "where are they now?" type deal. Actually, I think I remember seeing "DJ" on a VH1 countdown or something. Oh well.
PsyClerk
05-19-2004, 10:11 AM
Jesse also had Rebecca Romijn for a wife and screwed it up. Beatdown should ensue.
Snake2715
05-20-2004, 03:21 PM
Wow i just made it back to find this thread is kicking! Cool.
I personally (if we must choose a female actor thats in her teens) would vote for hillary Duff as she seems to be more filled out. Shes a couple years younger to though.
Just came across this link on MSN homepage.
http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/gallery.aspx?gallery=4517
CaseyRyback
05-20-2004, 03:29 PM
Hey, come on, that's not fair. Jesse does 10-10987 commercials. If you don't consider that acting, then something is wrong.
"Jesse" (John Stamos) is also involved in theater. He was just in Cabaret about a year ago on Broadway.
I wonder what happened to "DJ" and "Steph", a "where are they now?" type deal. Actually, I think I remember seeing "DJ" on a VH1 countdown or something. Oh well.
she is married to Pavel Bure
Wshakspear
05-20-2004, 03:30 PM
I guess it starts when I think about the Full House days, when she was just a baby. Now, there's the possibility of her being a porn star?
Bob Saget would be heartbroken.
Yeah right! After BigNick, Bob's gonna be next in line with spooge towel in hand....
Bob Saget as a Cocaine Addict in Half Baked: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
spooge indeed.
MauMauProductions
05-20-2004, 04:49 PM
Not funny.
magilacudy
05-22-2004, 11:25 PM
I thought Steph from Full House was hot as hell. Anyways seeing those pictures reminded me of some of CloudSpekk's comebacks for BigNick.
If Big Nick ever needed a liposuction, those Olsens would benefit from some of the excess fat. ikik
Moxio
05-22-2004, 11:32 PM
Lol we turned this into a discussion about Full House.
I thought Steph from Full House was hot as hell.
True that.
Cracka
05-22-2004, 11:46 PM
shiiiit... i see Britney Spears didnt get all the "hot genes" in the family... her sisters gonna be as hot or hotter than Britney...
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Tweens/JamieLynnS_Mazur_2499537_600_300x435.jpg
speaking of Britney spears, i believe she should prove to us all that she's not a little girl anymore by posing in playboy... i believe that would finally convince me..
same thing with her sister when she turns 18...
OOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH! <\ kool-aid man voice
Moxio
05-22-2004, 11:49 PM
A whole lot of people can be "hot" when they're rich. Make-up, and a sh*tload of it.
SolinariDotCom
05-22-2004, 11:56 PM
Yeah.. makeup does some wonders.
Britney Spears isn't a little girl anymore, she is so grown up she put a subliminal message in her song "Hit me baby one more time," when the chorous is played backwards it says "sleep with me, I'm not too young"
ZForce915
05-25-2004, 09:50 PM
Britney Spears isn't a little girl anymore, she is so grown up she put a subliminal message in her song "Hit me baby one more time," when the chorous is played backwards it says "sleep with me, I'm not too young"
I've been asking her to sleep with me since I heard that song. If she wanted it so much, then why the restraining order?
pukemon
05-25-2004, 10:02 PM
dude. what's up with the olsen twins. they're not that. they're bones. i still remember their baby faces from full house. HOW RUDE of ya'll to place bad sickly gross images in my head like that.
Hunter55
05-25-2004, 10:06 PM
Britney Spears isn't a little girl anymore, she is so grown up she put a subliminal message in her song "Hit me baby one more time," when the chorous is played backwards it says "sleep with me, I'm not too young"
How do you play a song backwards?1?