One Liners....

[Dane]

Anyone know of some good quotes/one-liners that make you laugh, think, or become alarmed?

I need a good one for a tshirt

[PapiChullo]

Deez Nutz!!!!!!

[Mustang O-Line 75]

Bomb A Rack!

[ElfAngel7]

You should've been the load you mother swallowed.

[snotknocker]

Spastic anus monkeys have invaded my brain!

[bignick]

Relax baby, I dont need to wear a condom, you can just jump up and down when we're done.

[rywateska]

Your mom said that...
...Last night

[MrBrando]

My mom thinks I'm cool

That's right bitches, I'm a regular now! Took me long enough.

[bob_the_goon]

Regime change starts at home.

A plan is just a list of things that never happen.

[Grave_Addiction]

You suck donkey balls!

[bignick]

Dont make me hurt the back of my hand!

[The Successful Dropout]

say something

[LV-426RS]

G.I.M.P.

[Wlogan31]

Had a buddy that always used to say

"Eatin' ain't Chetin'"

Thought that was pretty funny...

[The Successful Dropout]

thats what i said cuz i said it (or something like that)

-meatwad

[Doylerulez]

-Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds.
-Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
-Drop your trousers here for best results.
-Please keep out of children.
-Not to be used for other use.

You can find some really dumb shirts at Engrish.com, good stuff.

[Demon-Xanth]

(in small print at the bottom front of a shirt)
"Since you're this close, you might as well suck it."

[The Successful Dropout]

never trust someone that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die

[JimmieMac]

"I post on a web site with a bunch of unfunny mother fu(kers"

[Rich]

You should've been the load you mother swallowed.

Full Metal Jacket pwns that:

It seems to me the best poart of you ran down the crack of your mother's ass and ended up a brown stain on the mattress!

I

[Quackzilla]

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum."

[bileanddecay]

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

[godhatesjustyou]

i love you like a fat kid loves cake.

[JimmieMac]

"You make my cock vomit"

[doraemonkerpal]

My mom thinks I'm cool

hey, i saw that shirt at target! :?

[bruce_pwns_j00]

If drunk blow here (arrow pointing down)

[gamefreak117]

"I'm like a superhero with no powers or motivation." :?

[WeaponX2099]

Is (name here) gonna have ta chove a bitch??

[WeaponX2099]

Brain is a terrible thing to waste.

[oNeWiNgEdAnGeL]

(in small print at the bottom front of a shirt)
"Since you're this close, you might as well suck it."

You took that line from another shirt and modified it.

Here's one:

"I did your mom...a favor, by giving her a blow...dryer, to blow her pussy...cat."