Hey, should there be a CAG crime fighting team?

[The Successful Dropout]

What do you think? Huh?

[danh920]

what kind of crime would you fight?

[CheapyD]

High game prices, of course!
Secret weapon: :robot:

[The Successful Dropout]

We would fight multiple crimes. We'd have different branches for different duties. Example: The CCPT (correct camera positioning team) would check all of the ladies restrooms and make sure the cameras are where they belong, and not under a desk.


CCPT not doing their job very well:
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16541

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Hmm, ok, if you want to go to jail and get arrested then go ahead and try to do that and just see how it turns out.
jeez how come it seems like all guys are so perverted.

[danh920]

you know, for britney to show off an ass like that, some would consider that a crime :)

[x0thedeadzone0x]

it's more like her breasts because she's topless. and everybody knows britney spears is a huge ass ƒuckin slut.
she's so pathetic. she used to be good, until she got implants and started lying the shit out of them saying that she "grew" about 2-3 cup sizes in maybe, oh, a month. and now that nobody buys her cd she completely gives away her morality in order to still be noticed. what a goddamn pathetic loser and stupid bubbly slut.

[ElwoodCuse]

we should fight the jerks that come to this board and post about "WAAAAAAH walmart wouldn't let me return a big stack of games with no receipt" or "hey guys stores have to give you a sticker price no matter what so just switch the tags I got 4 new games for only $8.99 each HURR HURR"

[JSweeney]

Piracy, Fraud, Theft, and overpricing of course.
:)

[JimmieMac]

I don't play well with others.

[EggViper]

i dont c what this crime fighting squad could/would do but i guess it cant hurt.

[JSweeney]

I don't play well with others.

People seem to think I don't either. How strange.

[PsyClerk]

it's more like her breasts because she's topless. and everybody knows britney spears is a huge ass ƒuckin slut.
she's so pathetic. she used to be good, until she got implants and started lying the shit out of them saying that she "grew" about 2-3 cup sizes in maybe, oh, a month. and now that nobody buys her cd she completely gives away her morality in order to still be noticed. what a goddamn pathetic loser and stupid bubbly slut.

You forgot to mention that you're not really bitter.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

like i would EVER want to be britney spears and have thousands of 5 year old girls screaming for me and then 50 year old guys wacking off to my slutty ass music video on MTV and then showing off my body on a magazine so i can be sold and degraded into a sex object. i just feel very strongly about that stupid slut, that's all.

[JSweeney]

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
Hamlet, act 3, sc. 2, l. 230.

[suprsaiyanMAX]

I saw on CNN headline news that she had a mental breakdown at a concert in Berlin or some crap like that.

[JimmieMac]

I don't play well with others.

People seem to think I don't either. How strange.

But we're on opposite ends of the spectrum.

[JSweeney]

That's what I meant JimmieMac. I figured as much was implied by the "How Strange".
So different, yet so alike.
It's creepy.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Good. Maybe she's rethinking her life over and doesn't want to be sold as a sex object her entire life and have old men wacking off to her.
nice to know that ditzy blonde bitch had a breakthrough. hope she cried her ass off and broke a nail.

[PsyClerk]

"And then...it exploded."

[SneakyPenguin]

There already is a fighting team. We are called the Grammar Gestapo. They work for me now. My name is Sneaky. We fight for truth, justice, and the cheap ass way.

[JSweeney]

There already is a fighting team. We are called the Grammar Gestapo. They work for me now. My name is Sneaky. We fight for truth, justice, and the cheap ass way.

Fighting for proper grammar is rather different that fighting for justice, Herr Penguin.

[ZForce915]

This is a most bizzare topic. But if this means I get to wear a 3 piece suit, cross my arms and look really tough, I'm in. CAG police here I come!

[Gothic Walrus]

This is a most bizzare topic. But if this means I get to wear a 3 piece suit, cross my arms and look really tough, I'm in. CAG police here I come!

Ooh...we get stereotypes! I call the nerdy computer expert!

[SneakyPenguin]

I can multitask, as can my team. We go where we are needed.

[JSweeney]

I see your scam Penguin! Create the problem and then make everyone think you are a hero when you go in and fix it. It's almost Machiavellian in it's brilliance. Darke Katt thought of it, didn't she?

I mean, there's no way you came up with that... you're just a figurehead.

[daphatty]

What kind of team would this be without Triple T on the scene? A weak ass team that's what! Count me in!

[dcfox]

There already is a fighting team. We are called the Grammar Gestapo. They work for me now. My name is Sneaky. We fight for truth, justice, and the cheap ass way.

Fighting for proper grammar is rather different that fighting for justice, Herr Penguin.
On the other hand fighting for the right to mispell and use improper grammar is the fight for the American way. Its time to take back the English language for ourselves and put down the Penguin's oppressive regime.

[snotknocker]

Good idea ....... we could have different squads like..... uh......... i don't know ...........uh ..........
THE STUPID POST POLICE!!!!

[The Successful Dropout]

Good idea ....... we could have different squads like..... uh......... i don't know ...........uh ..........
THE STUPID POST POLICE!!!!

this post was actually mocking another post, it was a joke, and it definitely wasnt meant for little girls with itty bitty titties to scream on the inside about how britney has everything and she has nothing :boxing:

[x0thedeadzone0x]

really trust company. how old are you exactly again?and no i don't have "itty bitty titties" you dumbshit retard. i'm guessing your maybe 18. well good for you, go get yourself a superficial ditzy wife and you'll be regretting it in 20 years. stupid asshole.

[basketkase543]

Good idea ....... we could have different squads like..... uh......... i don't know ...........uh ..........
THE STUPID POST POLICE!!!!

this post was actually mocking another post, it was a joke, and it definitely wasnt meant for little girls with itty bitty titties to scream on the inside about how britney has everything and she has nothing :boxing:

Thats pretty cold man.

[The Successful Dropout]

oh well...little girls just piss me off when they don't know what they're talking about and cry about stupid shit...

btw, im 21...how old is your crybaby ass?

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Uh first of all i'm 14 and i sound more mature then you do. And saying that i don't like someone definitely does not mean that i'm a crybaby, but maybe i just don't like huge ass sluts if you ever thought about that. if you think i would ever want to be britney spears you're completely wrong. and you're just sticking up for her because you have that retarded cover magazine for your avatar. and you know what why don't you find a REAL girl, not some girl you just wack off to every day that you can never have you stupid ƒucking loser. expressing that i hate someone doesn't mean i'm jealous, maybe you're well acquainted with that issue but i'm not so don't assume things and get a goddamn freaking life instead of masturbating to britney spears pictures in your room obsessively.
jeez no need to be so touchy, i didn't know you were that attached to that slut. what, are you one of those people who watches crossroads every night? well guess what she has "itty bitty titties" in that if you didn't notice. You shallow, superficial asshole.

[Tom]

Uh first of all i'm 14 and i sound more mature then you do. And saying that i don't like someone definitely does not mean that i'm a crybaby, but maybe i just don't like huge ass sluts if you ever thought about that. if you think i would ever want to be britney spears you're completely wrong. and you're just sticking up for her because you have that retarded cover magazine for your avatar. and you know what why don't you find a REAL girl, not some girl you just wack off to every day that you can never have you stupid ƒucking loser. expressing that i hate someone doesn't mean i'm jealous, maybe you're well acquainted with that issue but i'm not so don't assume things and get a goddamn freaking life instead of masturbating to britney spears pictures in your room obsessively.
jeez no need to be so touchy, i didn't know you were that attached to that slut. what, are you one of those people who watches crossroads every night? well guess what she has "itty bitty titties" in that if you didn't notice. You shallow, superficial asshole.

You need to shut the hell up and get back into the kitchen. Also, you need to learn to use grammar correctly before trying to come off as a wise individual, which you are not.

[Mr. Anderson]

Ok...... time to lock, before somebody steps over the line and becomes the next MWL.

[magilacudy]

Ok...... time to lock, before somebody steps over the line and becomes the next MWL.

This looks like a job for the CAG crime fighting team!

*looks around a bit and shrugs shoulders*

EDIT: I didn't underline the abbrevation yet there it is. That's pretty cool.

[SneakyPenguin]

Ok...... time to lock, before somebody steps over the line and becomes the next MWL.

This looks like a job for the CAG crime fighting team!

*looks around a bit and shrugs shoulders*

EDIT: I didn't underline the abbrevation yet there it is. That's pretty cool.

Cursor over the abbrv. for a second for something cooler.

And we ARE that fighting force. Grammar Gestapo, assemble!

[The Successful Dropout]

Uh first of all i'm 14 and i sound more mature then you do. And saying that i don't like someone definitely does not mean that i'm a crybaby, but maybe i just don't like huge ass sluts if you ever thought about that. if you think i would ever want to be britney spears you're completely wrong. and you're just sticking up for her because you have that retarded cover magazine for your avatar. and you know what why don't you find a REAL girl, not some girl you just wack off to every day that you can never have you stupid ƒucking loser. expressing that i hate someone doesn't mean i'm jealous, maybe you're well acquainted with that issue but i'm not so don't assume things and get a goddamn freaking life instead of masturbating to britney spears pictures in your room obsessively.
jeez no need to be so touchy, i didn't know you were that attached to that slut. what, are you one of those people who watches crossroads every night? well guess what she has "itty bitty titties" in that if you didn't notice. You shallow, superficial asshole.

fyi, i have a gf and we've been together for over 2 yrs now...so no need to jerk it "that often"....secondly, you sound more mature than me? one word, ha...last, but not least...put the haterade down for a second and live your life

[basketkase543]

You need to shut the hell up and get back into the kitchen. Also, you need to learn to use grammar correctly before trying to come off as a wise individual, which you are not.

No need to get sexist about it. I agree that this needs to be locked up before more people start crossing some lines.

[Tom]

You need to shut the hell up and get back into the kitchen. Also, you need to learn to use grammar correctly before trying to come off as a wise individual, which you are not.

No need to get sexist about it. I agree that this needs to be locked up before more people start crossing some lines.

Sorry, I just don't like how she thinks she is better than us because she doesn't like Britney Spears and some of us do.

[Gothic Walrus]

You need to shut the hell up and get back into the kitchen. Also, you need to learn to use grammar correctly before trying to come off as a wise individual, which you are not.

No need to get sexist about it. I agree that this needs to be locked up before more people start crossing some lines.

Start? I think it's already happened with that kitchen comment...

[jmcc]

People think this little dust up is going to get the thread locked? Why? It's not nearly the flamewar that any political topic becomes.

In any case, the first thing that needs to be determined if starting a crime fighting team is what the hook is. I suggest finding one: http://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.html

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Uh first of all i'm 14 and i sound more mature then you do. And saying that i don't like someone definitely does not mean that i'm a crybaby, but maybe i just don't like huge ass sluts if you ever thought about that. if you think i would ever want to be britney spears you're completely wrong. and you're just sticking up for her because you have that retarded cover magazine for your avatar. and you know what why don't you find a REAL girl, not some girl you just wack off to every day that you can never have you stupid ƒucking loser. expressing that i hate someone doesn't mean i'm jealous, maybe you're well acquainted with that issue but i'm not so don't assume things and get a goddamn freaking life instead of masturbating to britney spears pictures in your room obsessively.
jeez no need to be so touchy, i didn't know you were that attached to that slut. what, are you one of those people who watches crossroads every night? well guess what she has "itty bitty titties" in that if you didn't notice. You shallow, superficial asshole.

You need to shut the hell up and get back into the kitchen. Also, you need to learn to use grammar correctly before trying to come off as a wise individual, which you are not.

I think you need to shut the ƒuck up and stop being so sexist, that's what I think. Also, I never once said that i was better then anybody else, but my own personal opinion is that britney spears is a goddamned slut. Does that imply that i am better than anyone else? Hmm? No, so get your facts straight first of all. I don't think i'm the best person on this forum, but all i said was that i hated britney spears just because she thinks she's soooo cool and can actually sing and she can't. Second of all, this is a goddamned forum, not some official report that i have to type. I dont have perfect grammar, i don't use perfect grammar. But maybe i can actually Spell words because (GASP!) i actually READ once in a while in my life and go to school. Oh, and by the way, while your being sexist i might as well too: go whack off to some porn video, rev up your dodge hemi power truck, look at yourself in the mirror every day and say "i am a big, strong man" and sit on your lazy ass all day watching TV. Maybe i'm not as "wise" as you might want me to be, but you need to shut the ƒuck up, because women are not kitchen wives, they birthed you, and they can take you out too, so be respectful to the goddamn women, you sexist piece of shit.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Trust company:

You have no right to judge me when you've never seen me in my life. FYI I don't have "itty bitty titties" like you might like to think so. I'm glad you have a wife, hopefully you won't treat her like a piece of shit that tom probably will, that is if he ever even GETS a wife, which is probably not gonna happen. As for the haterade, I'm entitled to hate who i wanna hate, especially a bimbo, ditzy slut like britney spears who can't sing for shit and instead sells her body out to whoever wants to see it.

[Gothic Walrus]

People think this little dust up is going to get the thread locked? Why? It's not nearly the flamewar that any political topic becomes.

In any case, the first thing that needs to be determined if starting a crime fighting team is what the hook is. I suggest finding one: http://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.html

Did you see what happened the last time someone flamed Deadzone? It wasn't pretty.

I'd insert the link, but I can't find it...

[SneakyPenguin]

People think this little dust up is going to get the thread locked? Why? It's not nearly the flamewar that any political topic becomes.

In any case, the first thing that needs to be determined if starting a crime fighting team is what the hook is. I suggest finding one: http://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.html

Did you see what happened the last time someone flamed Deadzone? It wasn't pretty.

I'd insert the link, but I can't find it...

Don't worry, she already got her revenge. It wasn't pretty, but it was damn funny.

Dual PWNAGE to deadzone!

[yellowaznboy]

Britney Spears knows she can't sing; that's why she got breat implants in the first place. She's now a bazillionair. Not so dumb after all, eh?

In fact, I think this image that whoever created for her is finally catching up to her. She doesn't like the image, which is why she portrays herself as the innocent "virgin" whenever she is interviewed. In reality, she is struggling with her own self-image and self-esteem issues that plague her very existence to this day.

Look for my book, The Real Britney Spears coming this fall.

[Missingdata]

Wht a world we live in.....

[jmcc]

People think this little dust up is going to get the thread locked? Why? It's not nearly the flamewar that any political topic becomes.

In any case, the first thing that needs to be determined if starting a crime fighting team is what the hook is. I suggest finding one: http://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.html

Did you see what happened the last time someone flamed Deadzone? It wasn't pretty.

I'd insert the link, but I can't find it...

Oh, I've seen a few. Nutty stuff, even for a 14 year old with normal insecurities.

[basketkase543]

So umm...how bout them crime fighters...

[jmcc]

So umm...how bout them crime fighters...

Indeed: He's a one-legged soccer-playing messiah whom everyone believes is mad. She's a cold-hearted cigar-chomping barmaid with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

[jmcc]

Or: He's a suicidal playboy hairdresser with no name. She's an enchanted foul-mouthed mermaid with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!

[hutno]

Would cloudspekk be the super villian?

[JSweeney]

Oh well, the brief return to sanity given to us by E3 has vanished into the ether. So until there is either a great deal that enamours everyone, or it gets to the 4th quarter, I think were stuck with the craziness has descended onto the site.

[jmcc]

Oh well, the brief return to sanity given to us by E3 has vanished into the ether. So until there is either a great deal that enamours everyone, or it gets to the 4th quarter, I think were stuck with the craziness has descended onto the site.

JSweeney's a benighted Amish dog-catcher plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. JimmieMac's a sarcastic mutant former first lady prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!

[The Successful Dropout]

Trust company:

You have no right to judge me when you've never seen me in my life. FYI I don't have "itty bitty titties" like you might like to think so. I'm glad you have a wife, hopefully you won't treat her like a piece of shit that tom probably will, that is if he ever even GETS a wife, which is probably not gonna happen. As for the haterade, I'm entitled to hate who i wanna hate, especially a bimbo, ditzy slut like britney spears who can't sing for shit and instead sells her body out to whoever wants to see it.

if you knew how to read, i said i have a girlfriend, not a wife....

do me a favor and please hit puberty before posting any more dumbass rants